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Solicit Like A Champion

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A couple of quick thoughts while reading Deadspin lately:A couple of weeks ago a Notre Dame player by the name of Derrell Hand was picked up for soliciting an undercover cop posing as a prostitute. He was released after posting a $250 bond. In case you are curious (I was), according to...

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NDEddieMac — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:58:52 EDT

@Von Hayes: I dont know who that was, but thats crazy talk, we have lots of excessive drinking and we love it

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MrSinlinlin — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 13:57:12 EDT

Mr. Hand, you dick!

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KD — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:47:35 EDT

What are they doing in that picture?
"I'm excited for this game man. I am PUMPED"
"I know. Me, too."
"No, man, I mean I'm really excited. See - feel this thing."
**Giggle**
"Stop it man, come on. We're in public"

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morrisalmondjoy — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:26:46 EDT

Why was their a cop posing as a prostitute in South Bend? I thought South Bend was some sleepy college town, now I know its an oasis of prostitution outside of the Chicago metro area.

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The Gentleman Masher — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:23:06 EDT

Eugene Robinson is wondering why everyone is making such a big deal out of this.

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The Great Gondorff — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:23:06 EDT

@McBain: +1

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Dieter — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:15:20 EDT

Seriously, man, you have GOT check The Erotic Review first.

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Chicago Jones — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:09:25 EDT

It's been said too many times before, but...
You don't pay for the sex, you pay for her to leave.*

*Above statement may or may not be an indication of Chicago Jones' opinion

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BubbaCJ24 — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:09:24 EDT

This reminds me of a story.

A friend of mine who is from South Bend was at a party at ND, and who walks in but Brady Quinn and Darius Walker. It also happens to be Quinn's birthday or birthday weekend. Not ten minutes go by when some random girl goes up to wish him happy birthday. He replies with, "Thanks. How about some birthday dome." My friend nearly peed himself. Apparently prostitutes aren't needed when you have a smooth line like that.

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Luckless Pedestrian — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:04:43 EDT

Operation Hand Job has reached a successful (you might say inevitable) outcome. As it usually does... but without the mugshots and such.

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:50:12 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Sooner or later it comes down to fate; he might as well be the one.

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TheMayorOfSabanation — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:48:48 EDT

I love lamp.

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:45:19 EDT

@Jack Cobra: no, i haven't. it must be bad out there if football players are paying for sex.

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El Knob Grande — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:44:44 EDT

So is Charlie going to make the entire team clean the stadium after games this fall as punishment?

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Tobias Funke — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:42:47 EDT

Fitting for a Notre Dame player that he couldn't quite win the big one.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:41:59 EDT

@TheStarterWife:

If the guys had been willing to take the ride over to Evanston and Northwestern, their balls probably would've been "steamed clean" by the end of the weekend.

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Von Hayes — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:41:57 EDT

South Bend might be the lamest place on the planet... Last year a freshman there snickered at me and said that "Notre Dame has all of the good parts of Penn State only without the excessive drinking."

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Tar Heel Fan — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:40:48 EDT

Cleary he was not master of his domain and with a name like Hand how could he be?

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BigTDog — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:40:19 EDT

Well you're here and I'm here...doesn't that make it our time? And what's wrong with a little prostitution on OUR time.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:40:01 EDT

@Jack Cobra:

Quickly ducking behind furniture as Andie rushes into the room.

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CliffX — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:40:00 EDT

Being a recent Irish grad, let me tell you this is the only way anyone can get laid at Notre Dame.

Unless you go to St. Mary's across the street...no, girls, you aren't whores, you're actually REAL PEOPLE)

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Jack Cobra — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:37:14 EDT

@Upstate Underdog: Have you ever seen the women at ND?

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parker91 — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:36:03 EDT

@Tobias Funke: what does this have to do with getting into land wars in Asia?

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:35:54 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: And if you do get some from a co-ed, it's missionary only.

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:35:44 EDT

I don't see why anyone's too shocked -- everyone knows skill players get all the ass on campus. Linemen can't be as picky.

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Stet Sports Blog — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:35:11 EDT

Andray Blatche sighs in relief.

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:34:45 EDT

Onward to felony.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:34:39 EDT

Of course he had to seek out a prostitute. Don't you know that "Catholic girls start much too late."

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Tobias Funke — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:32:49 EDT

You fell for the oldest trick in the book! What's with you man?!?!

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Tuffy — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:32:05 EDT

@We Are Donyell Marshall: Below St. Louis but above Sacramento.

Or so I hear.

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LingeringBursitis — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:31:06 EDT

Man, Notre Dame even commits boring crimes

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GyroBallsDeep — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:29:31 EDT

Which one in the picture is the prostitute?

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PatrickEwingsGuarantee — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:28:08 EDT

Fighting for the Irish and paying for the Greek.

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chilltown — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:27:24 EDT

@PQ Crash: That didn't work out so well for Chris Purtz

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:26:56 EDT

@G Voll the Mole: I'm just saying the only pick-up line that kid should need out in South Bend is, "Hi, I play football for Notre Dame."

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Bob Sheppards Flock — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:26:37 EDT

Proposition like a champion today

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Ray — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:26:17 EDT

This ho is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen.

Ray

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Randall Tex Cobb — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:25:42 EDT

I'm just imagining what a typical South Bend street walker looks like. Urgh!

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Green Weenie — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:25:10 EDT

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

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White Speed Receiver — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:25:00 EDT

At least it wasn't an altar boy.

Wait...what?

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SteveJeltzFan — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:24:17 EDT

When will people learn?

If you are in South Bend, and you pick up a prostitute, and she has all her teeth -- that's a cop.

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G Voll the Mole — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:24:07 EDT

@Upstate Underdog: I'm sure there's even a market for that. You can find anything on Craigslist!

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PQ Crash — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:23:37 EDT

This is why college football players need to be paid; they then could afford to use a high-end (and discreet) brothel. And bail.

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:22:56 EDT

Seriously, paying for sex as a football player at ND ? Does this kid look like the elephant man ?

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Burnsy — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:22:40 EDT

@El Knob Grande:

Son of a...

Well played.

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Burnsy — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:22:25 EDT

But I've got HAND!!!

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El Knob Grande — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:22:16 EDT

"You can't break up with me - I've got hand!"

"And you're gonna need it."

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goathair — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:20:42 EDT

At 6'3", 287 lb. he'd be better off raping a woman.

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chilltown — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:19:29 EDT

@G Voll the Mole: The boosters don't give out daughters for someone who hasn't played in 2 years, they save them for important players like Brady Quinn. Oh wait...

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:19:27 EDT

Dome.

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:19:01 EDT

We really can't emphasize this enough.

drink!

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throwbot — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:18:39 EDT

"I want to set the record straight -- I thought the cop was a prostitute."

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Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:18:34 EDT

Somebody had one too many Schlippses.

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G Voll the Mole — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:18:24 EDT

Seriously, shouldn't the boosters be able to help out with this? At least offer up a daughter or two?

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Kalamazoo_Kicker — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:17:58 EDT

Mary is gonna be mad.

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:17:46 EDT

you whorin' it?

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