<![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:15:02 EDT Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:15:02 EDT http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2090455 @Yostal: You gotta sell it, man. Get on the horn to the Steelers office. Make it happen.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:287640:c2090455 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:15:02 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2090186 It took them 23 years, but the Rooney's have finally done it. They broke my puzzle, I can't find the pieces.

Maestra

]]> 11:287640:c2090186 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:56:58 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2089162 @theslacker:

TT Boy is dead, god rest his stamina-laden soul.

Cockeye Jones

]]> 11:287640:c2089162 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:46:51 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2087807 Trackback

]]> 11:287640:c2087807 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:16:26 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2087487 New Lions mascot: "Lose-y McLosingloser". Looks an awful lot like Matt Millen, only less ghey.

gjdodger

]]> 11:287640:c2087487 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:56:41 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2087215 I really think I should comment, but I'm speechless.

Greek McPapadopoulos

]]> 11:287640:c2087215 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:40:55 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2087194 Stand still, there's a spark in you hair!

hi_im_the_rog

]]> 11:287640:c2087194 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:39:35 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2086817 I was rooting for Iron Balls McGirt.

Loudon Peppermilk's Academy of Literal Dance

]]> 11:287640:c2086817 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:10:07 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2086755 I hear he hangs with Mitch Cumstein, Doug Mydikiner, and the twins Neal and Bob Onmynob

I Heart Poop

]]> 11:287640:c2086755 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:05:15 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2086615 Does Steely McBeam get drunk at Tipsy McStagger's?

SmedIndy

]]> 11:287640:c2086615 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:55:45 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2086242 "MountainDew McSquirt"?

Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> 11:287640:c2086242 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:28:43 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2086238 @Moobs: I should have clarified last night. When I said "South Siders", I meant "Pitt students on a pub crawl."

@DamnSkippy: I heard some of that on the radio, during my take-the-long-way commute.

Holy Yinzer!

Her accent's so thick, she overshot "Stillers", and went all the way to "Stiwwers."

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:287640:c2086238 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:28:27 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2086183 With Carson Palmer going long...er ([www.withleather.com]) and Brady Quinn's uncontrollable hands, the Steelers are only trying to stick with the rest of the AFC North.
What's next, Ray Lewis selling his own brand of quiche?

VTBen

]]> 11:287640:c2086183 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:24:27 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2086085 So my favorite part of the KDKA-TV interview with the woman who submitted the name, besides when she said she added the 'Mc' because "the Steelers is Irish", is when she said she picked "Beam" because her husband loves Jim Beam.

Only in Pittsburgh.

DamnSkippy

]]> 11:287640:c2086085 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:17:46 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2086056 @buttons: Say what you want about Sir Purr, but he plays special teams better than Ricardo Colclough.

Seriously, though, Steely McBeam must die. I haven't been this sad to be a Steelers fan since Mark Malone was our quarterback.

Permanent4

]]> 11:287640:c2086056 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:16:02 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085967 Steely McBeam is what Brokeback Mountain was to the Dallas Cowboys. Except that Steely McBeam is semi-pemanent and self inflicted. Great.

ceedat

]]> 11:287640:c2085967 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:09:00 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085964 @Upstate Underdog:

No, I know. It just doesn't sound right. It's like naming a team the Mattoon Wills or the Communist Russia Rob Iracanes.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> 11:287640:c2085964 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:08:46 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085940 South Side makes Pittsburgh worth living in. That's about all I've found so far.

Also, the mascot = ####.

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:287640:c2085940 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:06:52 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085923 @Yostal: Where in the FUCK are you going to find 20 good-looking South-Siders?

5? Sure. 10? Maybe.

Fucking 20?! HELL 2 DA NAW!

Moobs

]]> 11:287640:c2085923 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:05:26 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085886 @TheStarterWife: I like Steely Dan.

I still think the Legend of Vincent Tremblay had it right last night, ditch the mascot, and get 20 good looking South Side girls to dress up in Rosie the Riveter inspired outfits and viola, instant Steeler cheerleaders.

Yostal

]]> 11:287640:c2085886 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:02:08 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085867 @Upstate Underdog:

Yeah, but he did make an appearance at the 1901 Pan Am Expo and that was enough of a coincidence for them. Apparently.

Talkin_Proud

]]> 11:287640:c2085867 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:00:48 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085838 Wednesday night, the Steelers give a shamefully lame name to their new mascot.

Thursday morning, the city of Pittsburgh is hammered with storms and flooded neighborhoods in the middle of rush hour.

Coincidence?

@TheStarterWife: '70s Stereotype Steve? There's about 60,000 of those in Heinz Field, 8 Sundays per year.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:287640:c2085838 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:58:42 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085836 @TheStarterWife:, @bizzo5000(Scott Senay): Used to be Cleveland had that title. A Catholic Church and a bar on every corner.

Juancho

]]> 11:287640:c2085836 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:58:41 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085805 @Upstate Underdog: Nothing makes Buccaneer Bruce looks straight.

Moobs

]]> 11:287640:c2085805 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:56:47 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085803 @CliffX: Booed out of the building? Are you kidding? This thing will be lucky to survive the beating he's facing from drunken Steelers fans.

Hell, even our mayor gets into it, with the cops no less, at a Steelers game.

DamnSkippy

]]> 11:287640:c2085803 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:56:26 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085786 @HeavyPettingZoo: The Bills are named after Buffalo Bill Cody which is weird because Bill Cody has no connection to the city of Buffalo.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:287640:c2085786 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:55:04 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085771 Hot stuff, coming through!

garbageday

]]> 11:287640:c2085771 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:54:17 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085740 Hey, remember all those jobs you used to have?

- They're back!?

No, don't be stupid. Here's a mascot.

Stev D

]]> 11:287640:c2085740 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:51:54 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085734 @Mr. Poon: That she has now has someone to go shopping with?

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:287640:c2085734 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:51:28 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085733 Keep in mind Steely McBeam was their second choice!!! They were about to announce their first choice when they discovered it is copyrighted.

Of course this begs the question: just what was the original choice? Steely McNugget?

DamnSkippy

]]> 11:287640:c2085733 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:51:16 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085708 @luol dang: yes, and so was Slappy McSteelcock

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:287640:c2085708 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:49:41 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085709 @RugDaniels: Or the Manhole.

Sarcastro

]]> 11:287640:c2085709 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:49:41 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085694 Steely will be hosting the post game party at the Blue Oyster

RugDaniels

]]> 11:287640:c2085694 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:48:26 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085678 My wife is a huge Steelers fan... I believe this is grounds for divorce?

Mr. Poon

]]> 11:287640:c2085678 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:47:23 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085676 "Brady McQuinn"

Johnny Blackshoe

]]> 11:287640:c2085676 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:47:15 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085675 The Human Torch, Mr. Fantastic, and the Invisible Woman are not amused that The Thing is moonlighting as a mascot. Fighting crime is serious business, damnit!

Sex-Panther

]]> 11:287640:c2085675 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:47:13 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085644 @TheStarterWife:
That's on the South Side alone.


bizzo5000

]]> 11:287640:c2085644 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:44:05 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085637 @Upstate Underdog:

Given that the team name "Buffalo Bills" doesn't really make sense, I guess that's not a bad mascot name. For the first 20 years of my life, I though "Bill" was another name for a buffalo. Oops.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> 11:287640:c2085637 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:43:41 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085620 Also, with a cartoon Cowher as the mascot, I'm now cheering for the Stillers to place the fully embalmed body of Chuck Noll outside the Big Ketchup.

Eirishis

]]> 11:287640:c2085620 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:42:20 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085606 @Stay Away From Oprah: Funny you mention that. I read this quickly, and saw "Steamy McBeal" ... and got the lovely mental image of Calista Flockhart with a hot fresh poop on her chest.

Eirishis

]]> 11:287640:c2085606 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:41:00 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085598 Poor guy's just got a case of jaundice.

TotalBS

]]> 11:287640:c2085598 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:40:10 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085588 @buttons: It's like someone decided to hold a gay mascot name contest, and the Panthers looked around and said, "Fuck it, I'm throwing downfield."

Nationalcoholic

]]> 11:287640:c2085588 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:39:05 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085578 @BigChiefChaw:

Among the many throughly retarded things about Fisty McBendover here is that there hasn't been an operating steel mill in the city since 1995.

However, Intel has an office in Pittsburgh, Google does as well, and Pitt has one of the country's top 10 med schools/research institutions.

They should have gone with Poindexter McSlicealot.

Sarcastro

]]> 11:287640:c2085578 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:38:29 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085573 @Nationalcoholic: No, but Doug Gottlieb trademarked "Man of Steal" and they didn't want to take any chances.

David Hume

]]> 11:287640:c2085573 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:38:01 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085567 If we can get that former Pirates mascot to invite Steely to his pool party, all our worries will be over.

Talkin_Proud

]]> 11:287640:c2085567 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:37:24 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085564 I think Phoney McRingRing is happy about this one.

Jefferson DArcy

]]> 11:287640:c2085564 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:36:59 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085560 Let's face facts people. Practically, the whole steel industry has gone gay by now. Here's a little known fact. Gypsum mining is controlled by trannies.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:287640:c2085560 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:36:52 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085559 @HeavyPettingZoo:
Steely McBeam prefers 60 minutes of balls deep action.


theslacker

]]> 11:287640:c2085559 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:36:30 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085554 Still better than Sir Purr. Dammit.

buttons

]]> 11:287640:c2085554 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:35:45 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085553 Now it's time for some equally embarassing cheerleaders. They are having a talent round-up "dahn da Starlite Lounge in Blawnox" this afternoon. Send yer mums.

apostles03

]]> 11:287640:c2085553 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:35:42 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085551 @David Hume: Ed Grimley?

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:287640:c2085551 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:35:36 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085541 I think the steelers mascot should be a giant mustache.

Spectacular Sam

]]> 11:287640:c2085541 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:34:50 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085540 Was "Man of Steel" copyrighted? (Copywritten?)

Nationalcoholic

]]> 11:287640:c2085540 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:34:49 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085535 Did they not consider globalization and the loss of blue-collar jobs. How about Unemployed McHomeless?

BigChiefChaw

]]> 11:287640:c2085535 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:34:29 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085532 Did OshKosh B'Gosh provide the overalls with those plastic snaps?

Scout

]]> 11:287640:c2085532 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:34:02 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085529 @apostles03: Excellent.

Sarcastro

]]> 11:287640:c2085529 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:33:53 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085521 Boston Celtics new mascot:

RACIST McSWEENEY

BigChiefChaw

]]> 11:287640:c2085521 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:33:32 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085522 The Jaundiced Irrelevancy

Rooney's Folly

Target

Sarcastro

]]> 11:287640:c2085522 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:33:32 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085510 @theslacker:

I can't decide if it's the best straight porn name ever or the best gay porn name ever.

Apropro of nothing, the Michigan team that featured Jarrett Irons, Glen Steele, and Rob Swett was the best collegiate porn name team ever.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> 11:287640:c2085510 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:32:28 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085499 "Wifebeater Faggitowski"

apostles03

]]> 11:287640:c2085499 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:31:45 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085495 @The Gentleman Masher: Ah, but you forgot the piece de resistance!

"Hot thtuff coming through!"

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> 11:287640:c2085495 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:31:36 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085486 @theslacker: Don't forget Lexington Steele.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> 11:287640:c2085486 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:30:08 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085481 @Nationalcoholic: Sorry, I avoid all DU!AN posts the following morning, for fear I posted something at 3AM I will regret.

Sh!tShow

]]> 11:287640:c2085481 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:29:39 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085480 Anyways, this thing is going to be booed out of the building by the fourth home game, I think that's a safe bet.

CliffX

]]> 11:287640:c2085480 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:29:33 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085470 @Juancho: I always prefered geltabs.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:287640:c2085470 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:28:41 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085469 @bizzo5000(Scott Senay): "Hunky" would have at least made sense from a historical viewpoint. And the drinking point would have also made sense, because the per capita of bars in Pittsburgh I believe is still the highest in the US.

My other choice was 70's Stereotype Steve.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:287640:c2085469 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:28:39 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085467 Was 'The Underminer' taken?

[filmi.punt.nl]

Flαmεtown

]]> 11:287640:c2085467 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:28:28 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085459 @David Hume: I believe that pattern is a "windowpane", not a check.*

*not gay for knowing this.

Juancho

]]> 11:287640:c2085459 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:27:28 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085445 I call bullshit. What gay man would wear a yellow and black check, short sleeve oxford, buttoned all the way up, no less?

David Hume

]]> 11:287640:c2085445 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:26:21 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085437 They were better off using Dirk Diggler.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:287640:c2085437 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:25:54 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085435 It looks like he's about to give the "suck it" gesture.

theslacker

]]> 11:287640:c2085435 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:25:36 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085434 definitely ###

Shorty

]]> 11:287640:c2085434 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:25:30 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085431 @TheStarterWife:
I like Hunky McDrinkiniron myself.


bizzo5000

]]> 11:287640:c2085431 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:25:22 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085429 @Sh!tShow: what about Hootie McBoobity?

MitchKayak

]]> 11:287640:c2085429 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:25:21 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085423 Richard Simmons would make him his bitch!

Mike Pigott

]]> 11:287640:c2085423 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:25:08 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085418 @Stay Away From Oprah: This little fellow doesn't take too kindly to that.

@Cool Hand Mike: Yes...and yes.

Juancho

]]> 11:287640:c2085418 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:24:32 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085413 I still my choices of Donnie, Honky, or Steely Dan were better.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:287640:c2085413 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:24:01 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085411 @Sh!tShow:

HA HA!! Pittsburgh has no paparazzi-laden hotspots. So there.

bizzo5000

]]> 11:287640:c2085411 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:23:57 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085409 I once crashed on the couch at the Vikings mascot's house and got crabs.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:287640:c2085409 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:23:54 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085406 I agree with KSK that the mascot looks vaguely like Bruce Campbell. Albeit a heavily jaundiced Bruce Campbell.

And that's a great name for him, picked out by Mrs. Johnson's third grade class.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:287640:c2085406 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:23:46 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085401 @Weed Against Speed: Good point...those long distance things never work.

The Gentleman Masher

]]> 11:287640:c2085401 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:23:35 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085397 @Locker Room Guise: Cowboys already took that one. His name is 'Jerry Jones.'

Zapp Brannigan

]]> 11:287640:c2085397 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:23:23 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085396 I'd like to reprise my account of this from DUAN:

[deadspin.com]

Nationalcoholic

]]> 11:287640:c2085396 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:23:20 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085373 Derek Zoolander?

Flαmεtown

]]> 11:287640:c2085373 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:21:27 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085369 It's nice to see the dude's career picking up after getting kicked out of The Village People.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

]]> 11:287640:c2085369 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:21:03 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085368 Was Queery McHomo already taken?

Bob Loblaw

]]> 11:287640:c2085368 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:21:01 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085366 To refute claims of homosexuality, Steely McBeam now spends his nights hitting paparazzi-laden Pittsburgh hotspots with Booby McBoob.

Sh!tShow

]]> 11:287640:c2085366 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:20:55 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085364 By the looks of him, his liver is failing and will be dead in a month.
You have no idea how much this pisses me off.


bizzo5000

]]> 11:287640:c2085364 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:20:40 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085356 Mr. Jaundice...for the win.

Zapp Brannigan

]]> 11:287640:c2085356 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:20:01 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085341 Swoop (the birds mascot) would kick the shit out of this thing

Mr. Pennsylvania

]]> 11:287640:c2085341 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:19:00 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085338 @theslacker:

TT Boy?

R Kelly doing porn now? or is it Ray Jay?

Mike Pigott

]]> 11:287640:c2085338 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:18:51 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085335 @PeteJäyhawk™: Gregg Easterbrook?

Raskolnikov

]]> 11:287640:c2085335 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:18:34 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085332 Also, the Browns mascot will now be known as Cleveland McSteamer.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> 11:287640:c2085332 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:18:27 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085331 Funny, he doesnt look Irish.

Bunkie Perkins

]]> 11:287640:c2085331 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:18:20 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085330 @Matt_T: It's certainly a nicht nicht.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

]]> 11:287640:c2085330 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:18:12 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085319 KSK's got a good rant on this:

[kissmesuzy.blogspot.com]

CliffX

]]> 11:287640:c2085319 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:17:38 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085318 Steely McBeam is still more original than my team's mascot. Billy Buffalo. Get it ? Buffalo Bills, Billy Buffalo. Lame.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:287640:c2085318 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:17:34 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085311 When did the Burger King shave and get a mystic tan?

ittybittycloserbycommittee

]]> 11:287640:c2085311 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:16:31 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085309 Can the Texans' mascot be Racist McOiltycoon?

Locker Room Guise

]]> 11:287640:c2085309 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:16:16 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085305 @theslacker: you forgot Lexington Steele.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:287640:c2085305 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:15:36 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085301 Why is he wearing ski bibs?

GorgeForeman

]]> 11:287640:c2085301 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:15:05 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085300 @The Gentleman Masher: I was going to go with Purdue Pete.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:287640:c2085300 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:15:01 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085294 He makes Pat Patriot and Buccaneer Bruce look straight.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:287640:c2085294 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:14:50 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085287 Is it a Sin to be fabulous?

Matt_T

]]> 11:287640:c2085287 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:13:50 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085285 @Juancho: I'm just waiting for Outsports discovering the shocking photos of Steely McBeam in flagrante delicto with Herbie the Husker...

The Gentleman Masher

]]> 11:287640:c2085285 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:13:41 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085277 @MitchKayak: I hear he's ghey so you may have something to work with there.

Jack Cobra

]]> 11:287640:c2085277 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:13:00 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085273 @Jack Cobra: And as overrated as Rothlesberger.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:287640:c2085273 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:12:51 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085272 Dolphins fans named our new mascot Gunshot McFuckingshootmyface.

Burnsy

]]> 11:287640:c2085272 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:12:50 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085271 I thought I was the Steelers gay mascot!
-Kordell Stewart


Sh!tShow

]]> 11:287640:c2085271 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:12:47 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085264 Also starring: Peter North, TT Boy, Steely McBeam

theslacker

]]> 11:287640:c2085264 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:12:22 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085260 Keep reaching for that hypocycloid!

PeteJayhawk

]]> 11:287640:c2085260 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:12:05 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085256 If the mascot was meant to represent Cowher they should have named it Spitty McChin.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:287640:c2085256 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:12:00 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085244 I weep for my team's future.

Roy Hobbs

]]> 11:287640:c2085244 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:11:08 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085241 @Jack Cobra: steely dan gargles my balls.

MitchKayak

]]> 11:287640:c2085241 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:11:05 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085242 Way to spring for the 7th grade science fair board to announce the name.

EddieRebel

]]> 11:287640:c2085242 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:11:05 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085240 Can I get a ruling on the over/under on how long it takes Jeff Reed and Steely to have a "junk-off" contest this year?

Footbaw

]]> 11:287640:c2085240 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:11:03 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085237 This man is not amused.

Juancho

]]> 11:287640:c2085237 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:11:00 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085230 Dude. Cardboard Sign. Yes. Gay Mascot. Dude.

The Gentleman Masher

]]> 11:287640:c2085230 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:10:17 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085221 Because a face into a windshield was determined to be too obvious for a mascot....

Afino

]]> 11:287640:c2085221 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:09:37 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085216 they should have named him steely dan and given him a guitar. then he would have been cool.

Jack Cobra

]]> 11:287640:c2085216 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:09:00 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085204 Love child of Bradshaw and Cowher?

Mike Pigott

]]> 11:287640:c2085204 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:08:22 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085200 Keep reaching for that rainbow.

MitchKayak

]]> 11:287640:c2085200 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:08:10 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085190 Bear. Definitely a bear.

Juancho

]]> 11:287640:c2085190 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:07:40 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085180 Okay...I'll just get all the Simpsons jokes out of the way...

Bart: Dad! Why did you take me to a gay steel mill?

Homer: I don't know!!

The Gentleman Masher

]]> 11:287640:c2085180 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:06:32 EDT <![CDATA[The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/steely-mcbeam/the-new-steelers-mascot-is-fabulous-287640.php#c2085174 We work hard, we play hard!!!

The Gentleman Masher

]]> 11:287640:c2085174 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:05:44 EDT