<![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Maria was just channelling her inner east german swimmer. Pez must have felt even more inadequate than usual in her presence. Metschick, put on a barry white album (CD) immediately.

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @GlenAndersonLikesBoys: I'm only 5'3", was he shorter than me??

And yes, it's shameful. But I'd still do it...

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @Chamomiles Davis: I know, I know. It's his stupid sexy voice. Listening to it while watching Handy Manny with Baby Mets has made me come to like his tone of voice. (He voices the main character "Manny".)

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> yes, douche, douche.

heyzeus

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @metschick: For shame woman ... saw him in a club in Miami, so much shorter in real life, if thats possible.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @metschick: Metschick, no! That's guy been exposed to more bad tuna than mercury.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @GlenAndersonLikesBoys: No. But only because that dress does not flatter her broad shoulders. Having broad shoulders is not bad, wearing a dress that just does not flatter them is.

And, Chick, No, Yes. *bows head in shame*

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Hey, why not get Wilmer Valderrama to mediate this? Have Bonds and Schilling go to each other's houses to dig up dirt for their "Yo Momma" faceoff.

Curt: Barry, your head's so big it has its own moon!
(Crowd: "OOOOOOOOOOOH!")
Barry: Curt, you're so full of shit you gotta clean your ears with toilet paper.
(Crowd: "HOOOOOOOOOOO!")
Curt: Your nickname should be Welch's, 'cuz you're 100% juice!
(Crowd: "DAAAAAMMMMMN!")
Barry: I know why your sock was bloody, dawg. That's where you stick your old tampons!
(Crowd: "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!")

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Favorite sports story of the day, by far.

Welcome to "No Commentville," Big Mouth.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Yeah, this is laughable. If Barry decides to sue, EVERYTHING that was put before the BALCO grand jury could (and would) be re-admitted in the civil case, because truth is an affirmative defense to slander/libel. Think Barry (or his attys) want to open that can of worms?

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> "Barry Bonds is entitled to 2.2 million CASH MONEY in damages."

-Wilmer Valderrama

God. That "Your Mama" show was the single greatest abortion in television history.

Or is it "single worst?"

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @J-No: Make sure you do so courteously.

Kubes

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @Civil Negligence: What is white school exactly?

McNutty

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @DennyCrane: Undecided. The Good Reverend's interns are deciding if Barry is real enough.

As far as Jesse Jackson, he's surveying the PETA landscape to see if there are any black members before he cries foul for Vick.

Locker Room Guise

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> I haven't had this much trouble choosing sides since the Iraq-Iran War.

WoodyBombay

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @What would Kornheiser do?: I'm abstaining.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Litigation? That ain't how we settle things in Warsong Gulch.

Oh, and Yes, Dude, Fez.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> schillingwilmer.jpg? Really? That's who we're supposed to focus on?

Scoops

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @GlenAndersonLikesBoys: That's Sharapova? I thought it was Bridgett Nielson.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @GlenAndersonLikesBoys: No. She's a bit manly. (Nice of her to give out tickets to the gun show, though.)

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @Bad Barbecue: *needs a "t"

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @Weed Against Speed:

+1, good one

The Great Gondorff

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @Matt_T: Exactly. Unlike a criminal trial, he couldn't refuse to testify. Which is why this suit will never happen.

flubby

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> What's Al Sharpton's position on this case?

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @Matt_T: Barry would have to prove that everything Schilling said about him is false. But, I don't think he can prove that anything Schilling said is false.

The Great Gondorff

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> What is all this liigation? Back in my day, when we had a dispute with someone, we shot them.

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Am I the only one turned-off by Sharapova abnormally wide shoulders in that pic?

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> A paralegal at Schilling's attorney's office told Gary Thorne it's merely a Conciliation Court matter.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @Trent: Errr..."we do not need"

Trent

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @Civil Negligence: Surely the reporter misunderstood when the criminal lawyer mentioned Barry might get "civil" representation. At least that's what I'm hoping. Not we need the ghost of Thurgood Marshall wading in on this one.

Trent

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @Russkiejedi: Bonds = Leroy Jenkins?

Tonydanzasleftfoot

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @Russkiejedi: It's enhanced by his Bracer... crap.

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Don't upset Barry. You wouldn't like Barry when he's upset.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @Civil Negligence: Whenever I hear Barry talking, I mentally overdub the sounds of Charlie Brown's teacher until I feel better.

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @JukeboxHero: His Armor Class is his Bracer of Ogre Power AC 4

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> So wait...they're suing but a long investigation would still be offensive to Barry?!?!

Which one is the giant douche and which one is the turd sandwich?

JimmyChitwood

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> So Barry is upset that Schilling repeated what Barry himself admitted in front of a grand jury? I'm far from being a legal expert, but how does that spell defamation?

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Fez has as much business at a sports-related event as he does breathing.

Burnsy

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Hold on a tick. Won't Barry have to testify in order to prove his claim? And couldn't that possibly set him for perjury again?

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> @Russkiejedi: How are his mele/missile scores

Munsoned

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Schilling's comments were lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

/Jackie Childs

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Civil rights representation? Fo' real?

Isn't this more of a libel type of thing? Why do we have to bring race into this--if anything Barry talks like a middle-aged, white school teacher.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Two of the most disliked sports personalities on the planet suing the shit out of each other in a ridiculous attempt to keep even more of the spotlight on themselves? It's like the Kanye-50 rap debate, except infinitely more gay.

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Maybe they can settle this on the course

[golfcourseportal.com]

Tonydanzasleftfoot

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> "I know it was upsetting to Barry."

Now that Hulk has smashed record, we're to believe that Hulk has feelings? Please.

Despite being a Red Sox fan, I'm often less than impressed with Schilling's loudmouth...ism...ery. (Moving on.) That being said, it's far too late in the HGH cycle for Bonds to play cry-baby. Talk his giant head off, Curt!

metroville

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Barry's THAC0 is out of control...

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> As long as the case gets jammed up in the legal system forever and nobody wins, everybody wins.

Locker Room Guise

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Deep...Balls Deep.
Sorry guys.

BoSox Siobhan

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> All three people in that photo have had sex with Lindsay Lohan.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> ... that Bob Costas fellow sure is strapping.

TastesLikeBurning

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Can't they just settle this in the World....of Warcraft??


2 Damage! 2 Damage!

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> So, basically one douchebag is fighting another douchebag?

I can't tell who to root against...

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> "Your blood-stained sock is as real as my home run record!"

"Wait...what?"

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Can we just trade Schilling for him. We need the bat and Schilling is a mouthbreather.

Munsoned

]]> <![CDATA[Barry Bonds Is Taking Curt Schilling Deep]]> Definitely, Dude, chick?

DannyNoonan

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