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Shakεy — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:34:03 EDT

That is one #### picture with the Stanley cup.

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Rory B. Bellows — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:51:29 EDT

@curlygc: I think he means the Seacrest photo. But your TV is special in its own way.

Its own, less famous, way.

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MY LEFT TIT — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:47:27 EDT

@Scout: Really? Wow. My living room TV feels kinda famous now.

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Scout — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:44:25 EDT

@curlygc:
...@Rory B. Bellows:

This photo was already in the Gawker media queue...I saw it on *coughgagchokedefamersneezesniffwheeze*

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acer — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:40:30 EDT

@ChuckTaylors: come on, we're just having a "gay ole time"

but seriously- the man enjoys other men's knuckle children

acer

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MavsUCCB — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:32:36 EDT

My three thoughts on the whole topic

Now I know how Catholics feel about the commercialization of Christmas, except no one's getting gifts this time.

Super Bowl Red Carpet?!?!?! How about next year a football game in the middle of the Emmy's

Well it could be worse, it could be Stuart Scott.

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MY LEFT TIT — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:31:46 EDT

@Rory B. Bellows: I imagine he gets a lot of photos sent to him. I sent him a classic of Boomer awhile back, but he hasn't used it yet.

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Afino — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:27:15 EDT

@ChuckTaylors:

If he wasn't with Lord Stanley, I wouldn't care.

Although Seacrest >>> Carolina.

/still bitter Sabres fan

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:26:34 EDT

@ChuckTaylors: I'm comfortable with my acceptance of Prince's demon cock....

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LostinTheOffice — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:11:43 EDT

@Weed Against Speed:
I think you mean he made out with Alexis Arquette.

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Trackback — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:05:19 EDT

I guess this makes sense as far as synergy goes, but that doesn't mean I have to be happy about it. Ryan Seacrest.....yes RYAN SEACREST.....will most likely be your Super Bowl XLII Pregame and Halftime Host (just kill me now please). Via TMZ...

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J-No — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:00:34 EDT

I guess that just means more Puppy Bowl for me.

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Scout — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:58:37 EDT

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/revisthed

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PenskeMaterial — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:56:27 EDT

@ChuckTaylors: Slow day at work.

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ChuckTaylors — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:51:01 EDT

65 comments and just about everyone is a homophobic quip about Seacrest being gay. If you guys are so concerned about being gay, why are you all jacking each other off?

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Tebow2007 — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:50:41 EDT

that is so ####

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:50:08 EDT

Andy Milonakis was five years too early.

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CardinalRedOctober — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:42:58 EDT

Wow, that's even gayer than Bill Simmons' suggestion that Bloc Party sing in the halftime show.

Seriously, I think if there's anything that can knock the NFL off it's perch, its the "we're trying to have super-mass appeal to every non-fan in the country and load up on crass commercialization and cross-promotions". Stuff like this makes me like the NFL a little less.

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EarthyTechnoPop — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:40:16 EDT

@ASox: Wham never had girlfriends. That's how they kept the women wanting them.

/murray

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DennyCrane — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:34:41 EDT

I think Al Davis wants to plug Ruben Studdarrd in at left guard.

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PenskeMaterial — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:33:34 EDT

@HappyFeltonsGloryHole: You stop spreading filthy lies about Charlie Huddy.

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blastitbiggs — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:29:38 EDT

"We've come ten million light years to bring you this halftime message of peace: one two three o'clock four o'clock rock! Five six ..."

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:27:57 EDT

Gayest Guy to be near the cup since the Oilers won it in the 1980's.

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What Would Kornheiser Do? — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:17:17 EDT

@Suss--:
NBA: David Blaine
MLB: Dane Cook
NFL: Ryan Seacrest
NHL: Lil' Jon

NASCAR: Kelly Clarkson.

[cringes in horror]

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:15:25 EDT

@Rory B. Bellows: It was "sponsored" by Amp'd Mobile, which had to file for bankruptcy because they found it hard to get their money from snot-nosed 17-year-olds who ran up huge phone bills. So VH1 offered them another season at like 1/4 the budget, and they declined and are shopping it around to other networks.

In the meantime, I think they just went back to Channel101.com.

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xhack — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:13:21 EDT

As someone who lives in Boston, I'm really getting sick and tired of all these gay jokes.

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Jen P — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:12:59 EDT

This picture makes me physically ill. And I've met the Keeper of the Cup - he's a very nice guy, just happens to have not-so-great fluffy hair.

Jen P

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PenskeMaterial — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:10:27 EDT

Seacrest looks gayer than the guy who has to haul the Stanley Cup from city to city. And that guy has to wear white gloves all the time.

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Stev D — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:09:44 EDT

Lemons into lemonade people.

When you see tossled hair- drink
Says something dumb/ignorant of football- drink
Obviously reading from a cue card- drink
Confuses your 8 year old son- 17 drinks

Stev D

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:09:02 EDT

@Upstate Underdog: The hat is what Brady Quinn would wear if he went hunting.

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Slothrop — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:08:14 EDT

@thedirty d:

@The Curse of Harold Ballards Bunker:

More importantly, will U2 play the benefit concert?

Slothrop

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:08:10 EDT

+1¾ Curse of HBB

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:06:32 EDT

Less manly article of clothing in that picture ? hat or shirt ? I'm calling it a draw.

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:04:38 EDT

@HIV 2 Elway: Nice.

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McCroskey — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:04:21 EDT

@Suss--: NHL: Lil Jon

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Boz — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:03:27 EDT

@thedirty d: Were there any survivors?

Boz

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Jerkwheat — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:02:41 EDT

@Suss--: it's enough to make me question my love of professional sports.

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Babcocksure — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:02:12 EDT

there was this Chiefs fan at the bar one day with blond higlights. He started talking smack and I said "Save it Seacrest!" the whole bar exploded

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Rory B. Bellows — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:01:26 EDT

@Phony Gwynn: It got cancelled? I thought it was just on hiatus. How can you cancel a show that give people exactly what they want.

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:01:14 EDT

Bring back Prince and his demon cock!

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Disgruntled Goat — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:01:01 EDT

Planet Unicorn Heyyyy!

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PenskeMaterial — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:00:53 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: I knew that his wife couldn't have been the only reason Pronger wanted to move to LA.

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:00:34 EDT

@Rory B. Bellows: The first episode of "Homeless James Bond" is still my favorite. My buddy was on that show (he's the "High Fiver"). Too bad it got canned.

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Burnsy — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:00:17 EDT

@Suss--:

This is the NHL's time to strike. They need to lock up ScarJo or Biel or even make Cuthbert the poster girl of the league and just bury the asshattery of the other leagues.

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Boz — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:59:46 EDT

Seacrest: "My, what a big bowl you have."
Stanley Cup: "I'm trying to listen to the fucking song!"

Boz

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Shoopmonster — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:59:18 EDT

I see that look in your eyes, Ryan. No, you cannot play "hide the Stanley Cup". Ever.

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:59:02 EDT

@SagerBombs:

Steely McBeam was seen dancing with Seacrest at "The Anvil" recently.

Work Hard. Play Hard.

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SagerBombs — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:58:12 EDT

@EnVague: Actually, I think he's fascinated about the idea of filling the cup with white cranberry cosmo.

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HIV 2 Elway — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:57:53 EDT

@Upstate Underdog: Annual pre-game Duck Hunt tournament at our house.

HIV 2 Elway

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:57:08 EDT

Is this how FOX plans to pull viewers from the Lingerie Bowl during halftime?

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Hustler of Culture — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:57:07 EDT

@Burnsy: Affirmed. Saw them live in Hawaii...just insane how cool it was.

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Nationalcoholic — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:56:52 EDT

@preciousroy: I think you mean:

Dude. Fag. Dude. Dude. Yes.

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Rory B. Bellows — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:56:23 EDT

@Phony Gwynn: Good. But this is the one that my wife and I still quote all the time.

[acceptable.tv]

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:55:37 EDT

NBA: David Blaine
MLB: Dane Cook
NFL: Ryan Seacrest
NHL: [redacted]

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PenskeMaterial — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:55:08 EDT

I think I saw Seacrest dancing at a WNBA game once.

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En Vague — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:54:37 EDT

Seacrest, fascinated by his own reflection off of shiny, metallic objects.

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Rory B. Bellows — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:54:10 EDT

Will,

How do you find these pictures? Is there a clip art company that specializes in C-list sports figures and celebrities in embarrassing photos? Or do you just scour the internet and come across a picture like this and think to yourself "Better save this one. Never know when I might need a picture of Seacrest looking totally gay."

If its the latter, how about running a clearing house post everyone once in a while of the best pictures you'll probably never get to use.

Rory B. Bellows

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:53:29 EDT

@ASox: I was thinking show tunes with Nathan Lane myself, not that there is anything wrong with that.

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SagerBombs — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:53:28 EDT

Steely McBeam is very depressed after losing this gig to Seacrest.

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Burnsy — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:53:17 EDT

A performance by U2 and Green Day should be mandatory at every Super Bowl and/or post-tragedy sporting event.

Burnsy

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Donald_Igwebuike — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:53:11 EDT

Does this make it a "Fruit Bowl" halftime show?

sorry.

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HeavyPettingZoo — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:53:10 EDT

This is all just a ploy to have all past and current American Idol contestants perform at the halftime show. I can't wait to see the Rolling Stones on stage with Ruben Studdard, Clay Aiken, William Hung, the grey-haired dude, and a couple of those fat chicks all belting out Sympathy for the Devil while a video montage of "The Best of Bad Newz Kennels" plays on the Jumbotron, and Michael Vick is suspended in a cage above the field as multi-racial children throw doggy treats, Valtrex, raw meat, and Aquafina pot-smuggling bottles filled with stale "Lean" at him, before releasing him onto the field The Running Man-style to be chased by a pack of 100 dogs that haven't eaten in a week.

Come to think of it, that would be the best halftime ever.

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SourKrautSaul — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:52:21 EDT

This year the bud bowl will be played with Zima and Smirnoff Ice bottles.

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Slothrop — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:51:17 EDT

Who's that homo with Stanley?

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:51:16 EDT

@Luthur: Take that back! I heard he made out with Teri Hatcher once!

...no kidding? A penis? Really?

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:50:56 EDT

Dude. Fag. Dude. Dude. Trophy.

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:50:40 EDT

@hi_im_the_rog: Was it like this?

[acceptable.tv]

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:50:05 EDT

@Hustler of Culture: Prince last year.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:49:59 EDT

He'll have to stand on phone books. Seacrest is like 5'3.

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Luthur — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:49:34 EDT

@Upstate Underdog:

Not anyone that is alive.

They are bringing him in because they know us, real men, don't watch pre/halftime shows. They are trying to get more female viewers like our wives/girlfriend/non-union servants. However, Fox apparently doesn't realize chics know this dude is the ghey.

Luthur

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What Would Kornheiser Do? — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:47:54 EDT

Wow. If you didn't think he was ghey before, you do now...

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Illegal Immigrant — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:47:27 EDT

If Ryan Seacrest hosts a halftime show, and nobody watches, is it really gay?

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Donald_Igwebuike — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:47:03 EDT

So everything on Fox these will soon be either Joe Buck and Ryan Seacrest? Shoot me now.

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Hustler of Culture — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:46:54 EDT

Who cares? Who watches half-time at the Super Bowl anyway*?

*Unless it happens to contain U2 or Janet Jackson nudity

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:46:36 EDT

That must have been the day Chris Pronger had the Cup.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:46:32 EDT

Does anyone watch the pre-game and halftime shows ?
For me pre-game = eating and drinking, halftime = more eating and drinking and bathroom break.

UpstateUnderdog

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Timmy — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:46:25 EDT

zzzzzappp!!

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Rory B. Bellows — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:46:12 EDT

He's really hoping that Chris Cooley makes it this year.

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hi_im_the_rog — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:45:03 EDT

I high fived Seacrest once. It was pretty badass.

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ASox — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:44:44 EDT

So if Seacrest is the host, a Culture Club / Wham reunion double-bill must be the halftime show, right?

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Hamster-Style — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:44:29 EDT

He's already in the top ten of my "celebrities I would punch in the face if I ever saw in public" list.

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:44:06 EDT

Jazz Hands!

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Tuffy — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:44:03 EDT

As long as Bledsoe isn't the only one waiting to exhale at the Super Bowl...

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Chicago Jones — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:42:41 EDT

He makes the Cup look gay and by gay I mean happy.

Chicago Jones