<![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> C'mon, people! We're talking about a GREY CUP CHAMPION QUARTERBACK here!

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Sean Salisbury shouldn't be in ANY hall of fame.

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I vote no simply because I sat through that goddamn 1.5 hour fantasy football special on ESPN which basically amounted to terrible shirts and worse hair.

Someone must pay.

Glass_Family

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> That fucker annoyed the shit out of me every goddamn morning from 9-12 on ESPN 1000...worst. radio. host. ever.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ascender

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Can we induct his "Salisbury Steak" as a distinct entity from the man himself?

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I refuse to accept him as a Hall of Famer of any kind. Except possibly the "Athletes Who Share Names with Swanson's TV Dinner Entrees Hall of Fame", right up there with Pork Chop Womack.

fightonusc

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @pen15: While I'm happy the phrase has that effect, I have to ask: You're drinking tequila at 3:43 on a Tuesday? I'm doing something wrong ...

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Minor quibble:

Not every nominee deserves induction. Five years down the road, Ned, YWML, "Run You Stupid Fucking Dinosaur Run," etc. will still embody all that is good and true with this site. Lil' Sean, not so much.

By the way, tequila shot out of my nose when typing "Run You Stupid Fucking Dinosaur Run."

Naptown Drew

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I don't see what's wrong with what he did. It's not like he's drowning underperforming dogs.

MrSinlinlin

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @morrisalmondjoy: At first, I thought you meant he was sending taint pictures now as well as the standard Lil Sean shot.

Click_Clack

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Could we get some better nominees?! I gotta say "No" to all of them so far, even Ned.

And by "better", I don't necessarily mean Barbaro. I just mean "better".

The Bouj

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> No.

I don't want to honor this dickhead in any way, shape, or form.

Creepy Old Man

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Is there a way to track the IP addresses of where these votes are cast? I am paranoid about Sean Salisbury sending no votes to taint the 75% threshold.

morrisalmondjoy

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> *strikes me as

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Often times I'm so drunk during a round of golf that the only way to remain standing is to creat a tripod by jamming a putter into my junk. From my understanding, Sean wouldn't need a putter to create said tripod...

UpTheVilla

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @J-No: Sean Salisbury strikes me of a Fleshbot with his morning coffee kind of guy.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I voted yes, but I'm not sure why. Now I think I wish I'd voted no. But again, I'm not sure why. This story just hasn't ever done much for me.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Ned was a slamdunk "yes". Brady was a pretty quick "nah".

Lil' Sean is a firm (heh) "meh...maybe". In which case, I guess he has to be "no".

He's this years Palmiero.

CDNMoose

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> If that had happened at my job, he would have gotten fired. Of course, he would have also gotten fired for running a dogfighting ring.

It's tough, but I gotta vote no here. I'd have an easier time voting "yes" if it had been Craig Whelihan.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I'm leaning toward a "No."

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Yes, all the way. He is the gift that keeps on giving. Plus you know that he reads this site and it pisses him off that we discuss his asshattery.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Would he be willing to provide a li'l Sean imprint onto the actual Hall of Fame Plaque?

If Yes, then he has my vote....

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Come on, guys. Salisbury showing off Lil' Sean is worth his induction alone. And he didn't even get fired.

Chanukah Zombie

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Chamomiles Davis: I'm really glad I came back to this thread...for that comment alone...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Port City Gangsta: The thing about that shower scene is that... I bet that Matt, Ben, and Brenden didn't even know that the camera was rolling. I suspect that they wanted to squeeze in a quick game of Lucky Pierre before they went back to shooting. (the movie that is)

Jefferson DArcy

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> What about big Sean assisting the Jew Sandler on how to be a quarterback for The Longest Yard remake? Doesn't that count for anything? I wonder if l'il sean gave any pointers to Sandler?

Centenary Gent

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> no

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I might have to abstain from this one.

Although, the gentile Brandeis graduate in me might have to vote him in on the "Jew/Chew" thing alone...

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Any cock showing, Jew dropper gets my vote -- even Salisbury.

Pam Ward needs no strap-on

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Jeff Reed was emailing his kicking-tee before Sean was sending around his BattleBot. Reed just had bad timing since it was during the week between X-mas and New Year's.

No Reed, No Salisbury!

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Civil Negligence: Easily the best FoTC episode yet.

The Great Gondorff

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Chamomiles Davis: Stop it, my laptop isn't waterproof. +1

Capt.Insano

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Chamomiles Davis: Luckily, Rob sanctioned such jokes earlier today.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Vote No on Salisbury and Yes on Quinn.

If Sean had made out with Clayton, then maybe my vote changes.

Ryfael

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Jefferson DArcy: @Chamomiles Davis:

......oh no.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Gotta go with a no on this one. If hugging was also involved, well, then that's something else.

Little Wooden Boy

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Chamomiles Davis:

....wow.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Jefferson DArcy: Sean says, "Wait, this one's my favorite. I told it to Berman right before airtime, and he laughed so much he sharted right in his suit..."
----------------------------------------...

One day, Hitler walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I thought you were dead!"

Hitler says, "Nah, Satan let me come back to finish my life's work."

"What are you going to do?" the bartender asks him.

Hitler says, "I'm going to kill 20 million Jews and three circus clowns."

The bartender says, "Why would you kill three circus clowns?"

And Hitler says, "See? Nobody cares about the Jews."

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> if e-mailing cellphone pics of your toast is enough to be a hall of famer, aren't we all hall of famers? right? wait, right?

RandBall

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Bart: What's the opposite of shame?
Homer: Pride?
Bart: No, not that far.
Homer: Less shame?


Less shame indeed, Mr. Salisbury

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Quick question: How many total nominees will there be? I need to ration my votes and this one is definitely not a NED YES!

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> This is a career backup who unsuccessfully tries to bully Mr Mackey-look-a-like John Clayton and sends photos of his doodle to coworkers trying to get it some action. I fail to see how this is not a landslide.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I dunno... The penis pic is funny. The "Jew" thing, as a Jewish guy, not so much. I've gotten in fights over less.

HmptnStvns (Formerly Jocksniffer)

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I vote no.

Distributing digital penis shots is just another day at the office for craigslist.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Jefferson DArcy: +1 for the School ties reference...but -1 for the uncomfortable naked shower wrestling between Brendan Farzier and Matt Damon that came after that line.

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I'm going to have to be niggardly with my voting here.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Before I forget: Yes, no, yes. Let's keep our eyes on the prize.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @preciousroy:
I can't believe you people are going to chew Salisbury out of this honor.

/fixed

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I refuse to vote until I know how the Balls feels about this. And I mean Daulerio, not 'Lil Sean's buddies.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @DennyCrane:

ONE: Open your phone
TWO: Put your junk on that phone
Three: Send her your junk

And that's the way you do it...

tkexi991

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Sigerson Holmes, Part Duex: Big deal. I do that every year on "Administrative Assistant Appreication Day."

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> average backup quarterback, above-average know-it-all.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Had to vote Yes on this, if only in recognition of the myriad comment possibilities both Seans bring to any given post.

That's talent kids. Pure talent.

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Yes on Ned - was there a poll thingie for Ned?

Johninho

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> He had me at "Jew". We were all thinking it, but Sean had the sack to say it. And the rod to take a picture of.

If the Jews can't be proud of pinching pennies, then maybe they should just give Hollywood and the media back.

katolesce

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Salisbury leaves me underwhelmed.

I vote no.

Yes on Ned, though.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Sigerson Holmes, Part Duex: I was totally voting no until you put it like that.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @blastitbiggs: It's my dick on a plaque, girl ...

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I can't believe you people are going to Jew Salisbury out of this honor.

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Civil Negligence: I've never had a twosome. That's when there's one person there and one person -- oh, wait a minute, yes I have! That's normal style!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> His dad has cancer. Let him be proud of Sean one more time.

Vote yes.

Randall Tex Cobb

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I'll vote yes just for the fact that lil Sean makes more sense than big Sean. I never thought you could actually transfer brain matter along with O2 into the "other" head.

DM

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]>
We're voting for this ath-a-lete? That's ama-za-zing!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Step 1. Put a dick on a plaque
Step 2. Put three words on that plaque
Step 3. Profit

And that's the way you do it!

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Judging from that picture Salisbury does NOT enjoy man-man-lady threesomes.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> "True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people converted to Catholicism. Then Billy Graham got up and did some inspired preaching and 10,000 people converted to Protestantism, then to close the program, Pat Boone got up and sang "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky" and 20,000 Jews joined the Air Force! .... Whats the matter Berman? Jew cant take a joke? Seems like our golden boy is nothing but a back stabbing kike" - Sean Salisbury

Jefferson DArcy

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Dude- the guy's a complete assbag who might, I repeat, MIGHT have shown some coworkers a picture of his wang. That's not cutting it for me.

When I see documented evidence of his doing that (such as with Smoot and the double-dong impalement), then I'll be impressed. Until then, better luck in 2008.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I had a drink with Salisbury at the Trumbull Kitchen in Hartford two weeks back. To say he was drunk would be an understatement. He said he loved Jaws, slurred every word he said and was surrounding by very average, very slutty Connecticut brunettes that were his groupies for the night. It was a sad sight.

bignasty96

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Meh.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I'd hate to reward the prick. And by prick I mean Salisbury, not lil Salisbury.

Click_Clack

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> My first "no" vote.

Sorry, buddy.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Sigerson Holmes, Part Duex: seriously people, what else does he need to do; cure cancer? eat a battleship? project an image of his wang on the moon for all the world to see? THIS IS INSANE! VOTE YES!

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Stev D: He speaks to you from the Technodrome?

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Lucky Like Little: Well since he's a gentile, I would normally agree with being uncut. But he's also an American of a certain age, odds are he's missing his turtleneck.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> People, he took a cellphone picture of his cock and then sent it to female coworkers. OF HIS COCK! I MEAN, HOW CAN THIS BE A CLOSE CALL?

Sigerson

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> The disembodied head of John Clayton commands you, vote for Sean

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Penis. Cellphone. Jew.

What are 3 things that have never been in my ass?

Vote Salisbury.

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> "show 'em your dick dawg"

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I'd vote yes for li'l Sean but no to regular Sean.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> i came out of mourning to vote on this and to say that i think AJ also belongs in the deadspin HOF. i'm going back into mourning now.


ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> He's gotta work harder. He didn't even have the most interesting ESPN staffer gaffe this year.

Now, Joe Theismann...I'd vote for him on every IP address I could get access to.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> From "Sean Salisbury Should Probably Relax A Little Bit":

Don Imus played the clip on his radio show this morning and said what any reasonable person would think, that he said "Jew." And Don Imus knows everything!

Because Don Imus knows offensive when he hears it.
I'm voting yes just for this.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @GyroBallsDeep:
I'm torn on this one, mostly because I'm not sure I want to see HOF plaque that this one would require.

ChiSwede

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> tough call, but I think of the joys that "lil Sean" jokes have given to me and I decided to vote yes.

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Sean Salisbury's cock brought to you by the new AT&T.

Your penis. Delivered.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Nah.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @TheStarterWife:

"Penis. Cellphone. Jew."

Is this in relation to Kill, Marry or Boff?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Yes, because I want him (or someone on ESPN) to acknowledge said enshrinement in some way, shape, or form.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> can I vote for his junk but not him?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> If that's flashing, then lock me up.

/Creed

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @TheStarterWife: So the penis for this plaque will be uncircumsized?

tkexi991

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Can we just nominate his penis? Imagine the day that plaque shows up on the front page of Deadspin, it would destroy keyboards across America!

GyroBallsDeep

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> dick joke?

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> If showing your tool is enough to get a Deadspin HOF slot... then send me all your cell #s. I've got a multimedia text message for y'all....

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> For serious, are those his daughters in that picture, because if not then he gets my vote.

Roxanne Put on the Red Light Racicot

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> No, no, yes?

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @cowbell204: I bet he uses a "claw" grip on that shaft.

Southeast Jerome

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I vote no until he lets John Clayton's head out of that locker.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Berman needs some fellow ESPN "talent" on the wall. I vote "yes".

Windy City Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I wonder who he told those girls he was in order for them to want their picture taken with him.

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Penis. Cellphone. Jew.

Vote yes, because I want to see this on a plaque.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Don't.know.what.to.do.

Much like my Brady Quinn vote, this one will have to wait until I see good evidence either way (a video perhaps?)...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> @Southeast Jerome:

Such a skinny shaft

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I'm going to have to let this one simmer for a bit. On the one hand, he's provided us with enough running jokes to keep the combudsman annoyed until Christmas. On the other, he's a douche.

Tough call.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Is Salisbury escorting those ladies to their car?

GyroBallsDeep

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> I see it...EEEEWWW!...wait....Nope, that's his putter.

Southeast Jerome

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> Ned has reached 75.4%. The world is good.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> No internet! Jeez, I thought he was clear on this.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> His junk is more famous than Fred Sanford's

Dread

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury]]> "We thank the lord for this bountiful penis."

VTBen

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