<![CDATA[ - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> Props to Rotoworld for calling out ESPN's bogus story that it plastered everywhere:

[www.rotoworld.com]

"ESPN.com did a terrible job getting this story so wrong over the last 24 hours."

Zach Everson

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I am wondering how did they every come up with such creative and literary names for each other and for those dogs? Q, T, Ooking, Funk?

cdrbarney

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I just puked in my mouth reading that plea.

This day is a "Joe -say it isn't so" moment of our generation.

Will we tell stories about the most athletic Qb to ever play the game to our children?

cdrbarney

]]> <![CDATA[]]> If i were him, i'd ditch the plea, and say I killed the dogs before they could kill me ; therefore, was all in self-defense.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Timmay: John de Lancie would prefer it if you left him out of this.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Brad Lee:
last "autograph" he ever signs?

mfdoom

]]> <![CDATA[]]> So Quanis was "Q"

Timmy

]]> <![CDATA[]]> On page 10 of the document, there are signatures from the U.S. attorney, the defense attorneys and Ookie himself. Vick's signature is a quickly scribbled letter M.

BradLee

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Vick is about to find out that the guy named Big Boy in jail is going to have the same undefeated streak in penetrating Vick's ass

Fuck you in the face Ookie. Seriously, just fuck you.

Michael Vicks Fuck Lion

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @BoSox Siobhan: That is a matter of conjecture. What they would have, though, is a mass grave that would make Pol Pot proud.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[]]> (Sons of) Bitches done set him up!

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[]]> If the Falcons killed underperforming players like Bad Newz Kennels, would they have have had such an impresssive win-loss record?

BoSox Siobhan

]]> <![CDATA[]]> So he fronted the gambling money, but didn't take a cut of the winnings (when they won, as is documented in the filing)?

My ass. Goodell, here's your shot.

/repost, with clarifications

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Bad Newz Kennels: Undefeated since 2002!

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Wellll...

He didn't plea to the charges of dogfighting or gambling on dogfighting. He just recognized that the dogfighting that he admits to in the Statement of Facts can exacerbate the severity of the charge that he did plea to. But still, the WWL obviously got a little ahead of itself.

Dan Daoust

]]> <![CDATA[]]> But he didn't gamble.

So he was just doing it for the love of the game.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[]]> "ESPN was wrong?"

That's why they have six SportsCenters a night -- one of 'em's bound to have the right story.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @StupidAngelos: He will do all of this, of course, while eating a ham.

StupidAngelos

]]> <![CDATA[]]> ESPN was wrong? 8/23/07, a date that will go down in history as the 23rd day of the eighth month in the year 2007.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Later today, Len Pasquarelli will report that the Falcons have named Vick the starting QB for their season opener, and then put his hands over his ears and yell, "LA LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING!"

StupidAngelos

]]> <![CDATA[]]> a/k/a "Ookie". Right there on the cover page.

/double post

Dan Daoust

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Someone at ESPN just received a sternly-worded memo.

theslacker

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Pffft, that story was never bunked to begin with.

flubby

]]> <![CDATA[]]> He seemed to had won more times with the Dogs than with the Falcons over the years.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Yippee ki yay, Mr. Falcon.


/Actual Die Hard 2 dub

Kip Wells Has a Posse

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Just like the ESPN story that said he wasn't going to be indicted.

That some how came out the day before season ticket purchases were due.

Matt_T

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