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South Carolina School System, We Salute You

Bad Barbecue — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:52:43 EDT

She is why I distinguish that I am from the Coast of South Carolina.

Bad Barbecue

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Trackback — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:03:56 EDT

We’re going to be brief because A) we’re running late and B) this topic is more of an audience participation thing anyway. You might have noticed the Vikings acquired Kelly Holcomb yesterday. And yes, of course, he came from the Eagles.

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Centenary Gent — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:41:22 EDT

I'm not so sure I agree with the Tetris analogy - if you get all L-shaped pieces, they can really fit together right nicely. Either a base of two squares or three squares. It's the darn parallelogram pieces that would be the nightmare if that's all you got... I'm just saying.

Centenary Gent

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Rip2632 — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:32:38 EDT

Told you so:

[www.worldnetdaily.com]

Rip2632

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spinachdip — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:24:13 EDT

By the way, the age of consent in South Carolina is 15. Just sayin'.

spinachdip

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your creepy uncle — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:36:56 EDT

Now be nice. Which of you people do not agree with: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and that I believe that our education like such as South Africa and The Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help The Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us."

I heart Fox News.

your creepy uncle

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ClueHeywood — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:02:39 EDT

@Spectator: perhaps a map of South Carolina?

ClueHeywood

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:06:52 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: You mean, you & Daulerio didn't already find it in Miami in January? You must have been so overcome by the vapours after meeting the Playmaker to see what laid before you.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Clark Kent — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:02:15 EDT

Bet she could recite every line of "High School Musical 2" though.

Clark Kent

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Clark Kent — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:00:16 EDT

She could easily find my zipper anytime.

Clark Kent

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Spectator — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:51:28 EDT

I registered helptheiraq.com.... and now I need to come up with something good to put on it.

Spectator

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JB* — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:41:40 EDT

I just saw the full video of the questions asked of all five contestants, and while her answer was stupifying, the others were not exactly winners either.

The biggest risk Miss North Carolina took in her life was going snow boarding "down" in Canada?

Miss Colorado was asked who she preferred among Lohan, Hilton, Richie, etc - and chose Hilton since she ultimately showed she knew right and wrong?

JB*

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ltwinslow — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:36:51 EDT

for future reference, thats pretty much exactly what i'm looking for

ltwinslow

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Adonis — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:58:38 EDT

@JB*: +1

Seriously, halfway through I was praying that the clip would suddenly switch to llamas having sex... Sadly I got more innane babble.

Adonis

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Billy Clyde Puckett — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:48:51 EDT

I'd hit it.

If I could find it on a map.

Billy Clyde Puckett

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:46:02 EDT

@Rip2632:
I'm hoping she blames this on her addiction to alcohol.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Rip2632 — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:23:11 EDT

@quick: Oh hellz no, I'm not saying that...I'm merely predicting the all-too-predictable groups of defensive puritans raging against the "blogs and internets"...i.e., "pageants are hard work! These girls are under intense scrutiny and pressure! She's got a [whatever is currently really high] SAT score and GPA! BLAHHHHH!"

Rip2632

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blackaces — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:19:39 EDT

@I Dream of Jeannie Zelasko: I, like, totally support that rights of the Youth in Asia to live in freedom. *giggle*

blackaces

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quick — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:15:01 EDT

@Rip2632: So wait, it's someone else's fault that she's a moron? God bless the US of America.

quick

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Rip2632 — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:06:08 EDT

Now that this is all over the internet, how long before we get the "poor Miss Teen South Carolina" backlash reports?

And I put the o/u on her teary appearance on The Today Show at, ahh, Thursday.

Rip2632

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claude balls — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:03:45 EDT

So, is she voting for Kige Ramsey or not?

claude balls

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:45:29 EDT

@ClueHeywood: +1 for the Mr. Show reference.

Personally I'm surprised she didn't end that rant with, "Affirmed."

Chamomiles Davis

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Russkiejedi — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:44:39 EDT

@chilltown: At least with "Escape Goats," you can tell what they were trying to say...

Russkiejedi

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Shanknuts — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:39:41 EDT

To her credit, she did remember to add the standard "for the children" to the end.

Bob Odenkirk would be proud.

Shanknuts

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buttons — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:39:01 EDT

Home, sweet, 49th in education home.

(Thanks, Arkansas!)

buttons

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:33:08 EDT

@ClueHeywood: I think you mean, BECAUGK LIGFE SS PRECGKIOUS, AND GOD AND THE BIBGLE.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Pacman Scones — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:24:38 EDT

She should of just taken her top off.

Pacman Scones

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ClueHeywood — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:18:45 EDT

@FightTiger: Because life is precious, and God and the Bible.

ClueHeywood

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BigTDog — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:11:08 EDT

@ComradeFesenko:

I think she was coached that talking about aiding the indigenous peoples of Iraq and South Africa was a good way to earn points...too bad that had nothing to do with US education of the US of Americans.

BigTDog

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Zach Everson — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:10:14 EDT

I personally believe that American schools in the United State of South Carolina are personally really bad.

Zach Everson

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I Heart Poop — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:06:23 EDT

for the talent portion of the competition miss south carolina counted to threlve without the assistance of her fingers or toes.

I Heart Poop

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FightTiger — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:05:26 EDT

The Iraq... everywhere... suchas... buzzword... pocket lent... AC Slater... South African... henceforth... Africans... maps... MapQuest education... farts... in sum... build up our future. Thank you.

FightTiger

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JB* — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:04:20 EDT

@Suss--: How long until those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked will be sacked?

JB*

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I Dream of Jeannie Zelasko — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:03:58 EDT

geez!

What would her response have been if they asked her about euthanasia?

I Dream of Jeannie Zelasko

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atarisuicide — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:03:35 EDT

@being sven: God I love Charleston. Wish I got to go there more often instead of being stuck here in Charlotte with all of the hot i-bankers...?

atarisuicide

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Swordchucks, yo — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:03:02 EDT

I used to live in South Africa. Trust me, they neither need nor want the help of America's education system. Why the hell did she pick South Africa to talk about, anyway, as opposed to the dozens of other countries that are, you know, actually crappy?

/residual loyalty

Swordchucks, yo

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:56:17 EDT

Don't worry about her, she's got a long career in front of her as an anchor on FoxNews.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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ArtDonovansLovechild — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:55:26 EDT

@Newspaper Hack: +1 for that.

Leaves the question of what does that make the ACC? My money is a little from column A, a little from column B

(with A being Vapid and B being dumpy)

ArtDonovansLovechild

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:54:49 EDT

To quote the Geico caveman: "Uh, What?"

Bill Belichicks Videographer

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Scout — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:54:30 EDT

@LilJerrySeinfeld:

Her talent was magic, but somebody killed her trained doves.

Scout

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Michael Bertin — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:54:01 EDT

@LilJerrySeinfeld: A.C. Slater does, but it's amateurish POV and you really only see the top of her head for most of it.

Too soon?

Michael Bertin

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being_sven — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:53:08 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

No, it's like looking at fish in a barrel.

Actually, it's like standing next to a barrel with fish in it.

@Tar Heel Fan: That's girl is home-bred, not imported. Keep in mind, though, that the gene pool isn't much better once you head east of Chapel Hill.

being_sven

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twoeightnine — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:52:41 EDT

These girls are a dime a dozen down here.

Sweet, I just found a quarter in the couch.

twoeightnine

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iantenna — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:50:28 EDT

the midget in the red room makes perfect sense, he's a metaphor for... aw fuck, forget it, i have no idea.

iantenna

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:49:34 EDT

@Bad Barbecue: touche, sir!

Signal to Noise

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Tar Heel Fan — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:49:14 EDT

Glad to see the relocation program to move our less intelligent citizens to South Carolina still works.

Tar Heel Fan

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:48:32 EDT

@being sven: So, what you're saying is that @twoeightnine: could take out a lot brains without much effort?

The Fan’s Attic

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being_sven — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:44:27 EDT

Just another major facet of the nightlife of lovely historic downtown Charleston. These girls are a dime a dozen down here.

being_sven

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:42:10 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner.

The Fan’s Attic

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LilJerrySeinfeld — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:42:00 EDT

Who has video of her talent? That should be a real treat.

LilJerrySeinfeld

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:41:12 EDT

@twoeightnine: I'll assume that was self-deprecating humor, then.

The Fan’s Attic

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:41:04 EDT

HA HA PRETTY GIRLS ARE DUMB.

TheStarterWife

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:39:51 EDT

"Who knew Suss had a Ph.D.?"

That was a lucky Cracker Jack day.

Matt Sussman

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Windier E. Megatons — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:39:18 EDT

@LeNoceur: They couldn't look past her Paraguayan eyelash implants.

Windier E. Megatons

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:39:03 EDT

"The wise Dr. Sussman first presented this on Sunday"

In hindsight, I did forget to link to the video in a few other posts. Those responsible have been sacked.

Matt Sussman

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twoeightnine — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:36:43 EDT

I guess that won't take much effort.

Exactly.

twoeightnine

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:36:25 EDT

Finding the USA on a map should at least be one requirement in order to live here.

UpstateUnderdog

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:35:11 EDT

@BigTenObsession: Pageant Hating Degree?

The Fan’s Attic

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:35:06 EDT

*Travis.

UpstateUnderdog

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:34:37 EDT

20 percent? Shit, that's like one out of every three people!

Chamomiles Davis

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:34:06 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: tavis henry can find the USA on a map and at least 9 of the states.

UpstateUnderdog

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Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:34:00 EDT

@drewheyman I've wondered the same thing about Family Feud surveys.

Jefferson Short Bus

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:33:44 EDT

Who knew Suss had a Ph.D.?

BigTenObsession

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LeNoceur — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:33:09 EDT

Even the judges of the Little Miss Springfield contest should have seen through that answer.

LeNoceur

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PenskeMaterial — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:33:09 EDT

@Tuffy:

+ like 100 lolz!!!!111!

PenskeMaterial

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:31:59 EDT

@drewheyman: I am really worried about the 80% that can find the U.S. on a map of Europe.

The Fan’s Attic

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SpamSpamSpam — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:31:52 EDT

The question that isn't being asked about our US American education system is "Is our children learning?"

SpamSpamSpam

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Newspaper Hack — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:30:37 EDT

@Newspaper Hack: Hack, now with extra "and"s!

Newspaper Hack

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Tuffy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:29:37 EDT

@PenskeMaterial:
STFU
-------------------------------...
Sent from my Sidekick III

Tuffy

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Newspaper Hack — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:29:22 EDT

At the University of South Carolina, we like our girls pretty and and vapid. The smart and dumpy go to the Big Ten. That's why it exists.

Newspaper Hack

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The Bad One — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:28:52 EDT

@Lady Andrea: It's the kind of thing where one side of your brain looks at the other side and says, "It's dark in here, and we may die."

The Bad One

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drewheyman — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:28:13 EDT

Anybody else besides me believe that it's probably an urban legend that 20% of Americans can't find the US on a map? Who are they asking? Babies and backwoods swamp people? I guess that would be 20%.

drewheyman

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PenskeMaterial — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:27:58 EDT

C'mon, there are millions of 17-year-olds in North America who are WAY dumber than her. They're just all at the mall saying "like" every three words, as opposed to displaying their stupidity on national TV.

PenskeMaterial

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TastesLikeBurning — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:27:24 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: Some things never age; they just gain unintentional humor.

TastesLikeBurning

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BigTDog — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:27:00 EDT

I was waiting for her to start acting like a werewolf.
[www.wwtdd.com]

BigTDog

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HeavyPettingZoo — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:26:49 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo:

*care (wow am I off today)

HeavyPettingZoo

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Grimey — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:26:48 EDT

Can't you see, people? She made perfect sense... Americans can't find the U.S. on a map because they don't have maps!

Grimey

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HeavyPettingZoo — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:26:23 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo:

*knows (sorry)

For the record, Travis Henry doesn't car either way.

HeavyPettingZoo

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HeavyPettingZoo — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:25:09 EDT

The only question I'm concerned with her answering is "Are you on birth control?" As long as she know how to find a penis on a map of the human body, she'll do just fine.

Take that, Girl Detective.

HeavyPettingZoo

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ChiSwede — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:25:01 EDT

@twoeightnine: Did she help you with that post?

ChiSwede

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:24:27 EDT

@twoeightnine: I guess that won't take much effort.

The Fan’s Attic

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Artie Fufkin — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:24:12 EDT

Wha? a teenage beauty pageant girl is stupid?

Artie Fufkin

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bigboneded — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:23:21 EDT

A: I believe blah, blah, blah, blah, so that we will be able to build up our future.

Q: Some Americans like chocolate ice cream, and some like vanilla. Some like both, and some like neither. Why do YOU think that is?
A: I believe blah, blah, blah, blah, so that we will be able to build up our future.

Some Americans don't have maps? What a dilltard.

bigboneded

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Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:22:43 EDT

From her bio page:
"Her career goals include earning a four-year Graphic Design degree. Ultimately Caitlin aspires to create special effects for television and movies."

After watching this video, I somehow get the feeling she'll be doing more "acting" than creating.

Stay Away From Oprah

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twoeightnine — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:21:46 EDT

Finally, a girl who I can with whom I can fuck her brains out.

twoeightnine

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:21:15 EDT

@TastesLikeBurning: [www.youtube.com]

The Fan’s Attic

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ChiSwede — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:20:58 EDT

@ChiSwede: Ah crap, little slow on the draw. Sorry. I was looking for my map.

ChiSwede

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SpamSpamSpam — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:20:48 EDT

Maybe she fared better on the math...

SpamSpamSpam

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:20:46 EDT

Garmonbozia?

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

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Adept — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:20:36 EDT

@Stay Away From Oprah: Barring that, I'm willing to offer the same.

Adept

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Spaceman Spiff — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:20:30 EDT

The eventual winner was asked, "Do you love puppies? If so, why?"

Spaceman Spiff

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SpamSpamSpam — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:19:37 EDT

To be fair, the South Africans really haven't been helped at all by our US American educational system. And I don't get it, either. What the hell is a "Map"?

SpamSpamSpam

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ChiSwede — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:19:20 EDT

Sutcliffe is on the phone.

ChiSwede

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Bad Barbecue — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:19:04 EDT

ooh, first comment of the day came off a little snippy.

How do you answer the question "Hey, how did you become an idiot?"

Bad Barbecue

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Dr.Venkman — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:19:02 EDT

"...I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Dr.Venkman

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chilltown — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:18:55 EDT

I believe the US education such as South Africa such as Iraq should help US Americans.

That belongs in Non Campis Mentis, right up there with Joseph Stalin using the peasants as "Escape Goats"

chilltown

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:18:51 EDT

Come on now, people! Anybody could miss the U.S. on a map, all tucked away down there.

If you look closely enough at the video, you can actually pinpoint the moment when the hamster in her head steps out of his wheel for a smoke break.

Chamomiles Davis

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Dewey Decimal System — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:18:30 EDT

That type of question should be reserved for a girl detective, not a beauty queen.

Dewey Decimal System

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:18:17 EDT

This was like the anti-Frank the Tank moment for Miss South Carolina.

The Fan’s Attic

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blackaces — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:18:14 EDT

She's about as qualified as our current president in the international relations department.

Forget General Petraeus. She and Rick Sutcliff should head over to Iraqistan with Clooney to fix that thing.

blackaces

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:18:02 EDT

@Stay Away From Oprah: As a proud graduate of the University of South Carolina, I resent that.
I can't deny or refute it... but I sure as hell resent it.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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TastesLikeBurning — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:17:15 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so ... scared!

TastesLikeBurning

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:16:12 EDT

If you stumble, if you hesitate, you can kiss the crown goodbye. Now if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - poise counts! It's just as important as the others. Swimsuit! Evening wear! Talent! POISE!

Weed Against Speed

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:15:21 EDT

@Stay Away From Oprah: Hence the episode where she was hopped on caffeine (or was it speed? I can't remember if the show was too wholesome for speed).

The Fan’s Attic

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Tuffy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:15:09 EDT

@Jack Cobra: the sad thing is that you know Mario Lopez still wanted to bang her brother.

Your gaydar has been in the shop since 1997, hasn't it?

Tuffy

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WFNYScott — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:14:54 EDT

Brett Myers thinks she's retarded

WFNYScott

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Windier E. Megatons — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:14:32 EDT

Are there fuck lions in the Iraq?

Windier E. Megatons

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Bad Barbecue — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:14:23 EDT

@Signal to Noise: Ben S. Bernanke, the Federal Reserve Chairman, also grew up there. I am proud.

Bad Barbecue

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Yostal — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:14:08 EDT

@Lady Andrea: As long as you know the rate structure of the cell phone plan you're about to buy, I think you'll be OK...

And with that, I'm off to IHOP...

Yostal

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:13:21 EDT

I thoroughly enjoyed watching the smile fade and disappear from her face as the question was asked.

Pete Gaines

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MitchKayak — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:13:09 EDT

what happened? I went cross-eyed and passed out.

MitchKayak

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Carmen McFanzone — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:13:08 EDT

I think she was Sutcliffe's inspiration for the "George Clooney can solve that thing" reference

Carmen McFanzone

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Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:12:37 EDT

Slater should have stuck with Jesse. She had a bright future; just lacked time, I guess.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Ladies love Fennis — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:12:15 EDT

"Followup? Yes, Fennis?"
"Can you find South Carolina on this map of South Carolina?"
*pretty head explodes*

Ladies love Fennis

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:12:04 EDT

@Jack Cobra: I thought he was gay?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:11:32 EDT

How short is AC Slater ? It looks like Miss S.C. has at least 4 inches on him.

UpstateUnderdog

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:11:30 EDT

@Stay Away From Oprah: The OBC finally got his academic standards in place, huh?

Signal to Noise

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DamnSkippy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:11:08 EDT

Yes (so long as she doesn't speak).

DamnSkippy

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:11:04 EDT

It's really all about "the Iraq."

Signal to Noise

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Jack Cobra — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:10:55 EDT

the sad thing is that you know Mario Lopez still wanted to bang her.

Jack Cobra

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:10:42 EDT

I need a map.

The Fan’s Attic

South Carolina School System, We Salute You

Unregular — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:10:32 EDT

I wonder if she's part of that 20%...

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South Carolina School System, We Salute You

ArtDonovansLovechild — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:10:31 EDT

She's still a (assuming shes legal) yes

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South Carolina School System, We Salute You

El Knob Grande — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:10:31 EDT

In defense of Miss South Carolina, it wasn't exactly the type of softball question they usually ask contestants. Basically they asked a 17-year-old girl on national tv, "Twenty percent of Americans are total fucking morons. Why do you think so many people are retarded?"

That said - holy shit, she's an idiot.

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South Carolina School System, We Salute You

Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:10:24 EDT

Following this video, University of South Carolina offered her a full ride.

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South Carolina School System, We Salute You

UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:09:49 EDT

Did she say U.S. Americans ? I would be willing to chalk this up to a bad case of nerves, but after all she is blond. (debated between the blond or being from the South joke.)

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