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Just How Into God Is Michael Vick?

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Botswana Meat Commission FC

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soozycue — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:29:08 EDT

Everyone seems to locate Jesus when they're looking at some "down time" in the slammer. Strange...

soozycue

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:09:08 EDT

Does Vick have his own personal Jesus?

Actually, I just want to know what the Vick bobos are going to say when Falcons receivers magically start catching the balls thrown their way this year.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Prada James — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:44:10 EDT

Get these thug athletes off my lawn!

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Fawn Liebowitz — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:37:15 EDT

@Scout - In memorium to the investors of Kid Nation: That's more like it--if he doesnt pick up some stock tips or tax shelter ideas while he's in then we know he's really an idiot

Fawn Liebowitz

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Scout — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:06:29 EDT

@Fawn Leibowitz:

I misunderstood. Michael Vick should have waited until he found out which bridge league has the window seats in the conservatory.

Scout

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Chad Sexington — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:03:15 EDT

@Carmen McFanzone: ...as long as he doesn't give it to PETA. Bunch of fucking assholes they are.

Chad Sexington

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Carmen McFanzone — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:38:27 EDT

Judging whether an apology is "sincere" is kind of like grading a draft the next day. Stupid.

Jesus or no, the test for Ookie is going to be what happens when he gets out. I'd like to see him throw some of his money at an animal rescue organization or three. And truly become an advocate on this issue and avoid an OJ search for the real killer. Then I'll start to believe him, rather than what I currently think, which is simply that he's an asshole.

Carmen McFanzone

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Chad Sexington — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:27:52 EDT

I don't really care for organized religion, but if Jebus keeps Mike Vick away from doing something this stupid ever again, then Fonz-speed.

Chad Sexington

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Sarcastro — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:20:16 EDT

@Fawn Leibowitz: Not true. The Middle-aged Embezzling CPAs will audit your ass but good in the yard.

Sarcastro

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Fawn Liebowitz — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:12:01 EDT

@Scout - In memorium to the investors of Kid Nation:I'm pretty sure there are no gangs in federal prisons--unless you count the guys that belonged to the same country clubs or social clubs/frats in college as "gangs"

Fawn Liebowitz

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UpTheVilla — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:11:55 EDT

@jwaves: I think that we can safely say he was taking the points...

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Scout — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:02:16 EDT

He should have waited until he found out which gang rules the prison.

Scout

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ReggieDunlop — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:02:10 EDT

@We Are Donyell Marshall: I see your Kirk Cameron reference and raise you one Willie Aames.

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Sarcastro — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:59:08 EDT

Thus far, I've found Cheez Whiz, Zoroaster, a button, three minor devils, a $20, my asshole (without the aid of a map or a flashlight), and Buddha's third cousin twice removed. No Jesus yet, though.

Sarcastro

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ltwinslow — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:57:17 EDT

We Are Donyell Marshall just won

ltwinslow

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diggity — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:54:27 EDT

If Lance Berkman committed were arrested, would he find Moses?

diggity

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:52:32 EDT

@pr0ff3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Well find comfort in the fact that you aren't as dumb as the people actually wearing them. I am disappointed in how the necks of Elliot's audience has gotten redder over the past two years.

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Rory B. Bellows — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:52:22 EDT

@public enemy #1: Just like at Nixon Peabody.

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Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:48:59 EDT

@Civil Negligence: "smell my face" and "personalities" such as Elliot are reasons why I abandoned terrestrial radio years ago. I feel dumberer everytime I see one of those t-shirts

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:48:43 EDT

@pr0ff3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Waheed is actually a common Islamic name, sadly it doesn't mean one who often tokes. I think I like Ookielama Waheed Jamexico. (everybody's a winner!).

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:48:11 EDT

Jesus loves Michael Vick, he's just not in love with him.

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twoeightnine — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:47:01 EDT

This is the same man who initially said, "I have no idea what my family members do at that house; I just own the property," right?

JESUS LOVES YOU!

twoeightnine

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DennyCrane — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:46:23 EDT

@jwaves: Smiting bettors and fantasy league owners.

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:46:01 EDT

@buttons: Even better, as promoted by a local radio station here in DC is "smell my face!"

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Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:45:54 EDT

@Matt_T: gah!

/throws Qur'an - since it's inevitable that he leave leave prison as Ookielama Vickalakim

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jwaves2007 — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:45:23 EDT

Where the fuck was jesus when Vick couldn't cover the spread and threw everything 15 yards over the receivers heads.

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Dieter — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:44:56 EDT

I wonder what the odds of Ookie finding Allah in prison really are, considering Islam considers pigs and dogs equally unclean. A Muslim cannot even touch dogs. So, hating them is good, but what Vick did is not good either.

Dieter

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DamnSkippy — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:44:36 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Long live the Barbaro avatar (but yeah Grey Goose).

DamnSkippy

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Red Sox Monster — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:43:58 EDT

Let me try that again: it's right here.

Red Sox Monster

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:43:13 EDT

@Glossina Glossinidae: Kareem Abdul Jamexico

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:43:13 EDT

My theory is that southerners are really no more pious than anyone else, it's just that the entire southern economy is built around people using their faith as currency. (kind of like +1s). "Christ Dollars" if you will.

You have to save them up in case a situation (dogfighting indictment, wife beating, airport solicitation arrest) comes up.

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MerryLander — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:42:16 EDT

@Rory B. Bellows: McCarthy-ism...HA! We are going for Stalin-ism. Wait until you see the "work camp" being set up over at Gawker.

MerryLander

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Matt_T — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:40:34 EDT

@pr0ff3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: You forgot /throws bible

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Red Sox Monster — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:40:06 EDT

I agree... and the other part that bothers me about athletes who "find religion" is we end up cracking on genuinely nice guys like David Robinson.

Oh, one other thing: If you haven't seen this story in The Baltimore Sun on dogfighting, it might be worth a look. The story gets into the nitty-gritty of dogfighting in "Charm City," and it has some pretty shocking video of an actual dog fight, too.

[www.baltimoresun.com],0,2255769.story

Red Sox Monster

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DennyCrane — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:39:37 EDT

@pr0ff3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Saved! is an awesome movie. And Eva Amurri is hot.

DennyCrane

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KOGOD — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:39:21 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: I don't know who that is

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:38:54 EDT

@Rory B. Bellows: They named names.

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Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:38:08 EDT

Mike Vick is FILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE!

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Detective Bunk — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:37:55 EDT

@Johnny LaRue: Oh, now I have a good song stuck in my head!

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Johnny LaRue — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:37:36 EDT

@Johnny Foodstamps: Cousin, I'll see your MVW tattoo and raise you one kabbalah bracelet.

Johnny LaRue

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Rory B. Bellows — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:36:44 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: More like McCarthy-ism. "Did you or anyone you associate with ever vote against 'the Balls?' ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!"

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:36:40 EDT

@Stev D: I'm guessing if you asked ol' Ron what his favorite biblical verse was, he'd draw a blank (ala Paris Hilton).

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buttons — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:36:23 EDT

@Jen P: Enjoy your glimpse into male interaction. The "hey, smell my finger" game has caused many a chuckle on a hung-over Saturday morning.

buttons

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THE hoi polloi — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:35:52 EDT

@Jen P:
What's worse is that he still hasn't washed that hand...

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Tuffy — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:35:48 EDT

@Johnny LaRue: Jim Brown used to knit them, but the NCAA made him stop. Man, they're *everywhere*.

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Senators Lost Cojones — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:35:19 EDT

@MerryLander: Agreed, but He's not returning my calls. Still working on getting Monk into Canton I guess.

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DennyCrane — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:35:16 EDT

Why does every troubled athlete find their salvation in either Jesus or Allah?
We Jews are the Chosen People, you know!

DennyCrane

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Tobias Funke — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:35:13 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: So that means that we'll forget about Bess Marvin and focus all our energies on attacking Supermike?

Tobias Funke

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Stev D — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:35:01 EDT

I am not the Pope, but isn't seeking solace and comfort in faith during a time of personal crises like-- a major point of religion?

Stev D

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Randall Tex Cobb — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:34:59 EDT

Score another one for Kirk Cameron.

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Tuffy — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:34:58 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Yikes. The Japanese *and* the Taiwanese kids? Has anyone seen the Chinese team around?

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Johnny LaRue — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:33:57 EDT

@Detective Bunk: just left chicago, bound for new ahhhleenz

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Jen P — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:33:37 EDT

@Civil Negligence: Good grief, that's just nasty.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:33:22 EDT

@Johnny LaRue: I'll see your knit cap and raise you a MaliVai Washington tattoo.

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HeavyPettingZoo — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:33:02 EDT

@Unsilent Majority:

...and so begins the "Anti Commenters Who Backdoored Their Way Into Deadspin" Movement, in response to the DSHOF Debacle of 2007. It will be like the War on Terror, only funny... and effective... and it will star Bess Marvin, Girl Detective as Osama Bin Laden.

HeavyPettingZoo

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Detective Bunk — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:32:34 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Or he started the fire. Anyone know the whereabouts of Jesus when their bus was going to the airport? Jus' sayin'.

Detective Bunk

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quick — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:32:05 EDT

@Unsilent Majority: You know what my mission in life is? To eat a 90 ounce steak.

quick

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Johnny LaRue — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:31:13 EDT

I for one refuse to take Vick's newfound faith seriously until he dons one of those cute little knit caps Tyson did after not raping Miss Washington.

Johnny LaRue

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:31:10 EDT

@Shea Guevara: I think Jesus was helping a bunch of Japanese Little Leaguers get off their burning bus.

TheStarterWife

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HIV 2 Elway — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:30:59 EDT

@Tobias Funke: I want to feel your salvation all over my face.

HIV 2 Elway

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:30:32 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: I dunno. Maybe. What do you think?

(raises hand to CTC's nose)

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MY LEFT TIT — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:30:03 EDT

Allah is pissed.

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ltwinslow — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:30:01 EDT

Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his cage watchin the faces of death videos, learnin' 'bout throat grabs and jaw clamps. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my attorney together, so that he can fleece me for everything i have before that home depot guy asks me to give him back all that money they gave me

ltwinslow

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MerryLander — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:29:41 EDT

@Senators Lost Cojones: I will believe when Jesus delivers a quarterback and a slightly less racist name to Landover.

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shea_guevara — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:29:26 EDT

I thought Jesus was busy helping that Little League kid hit a home run and make a Japanese pitcher cry.

I guess there are no atheists in foxholes. Or among people about to be shipped off to Federal Pound-In-The-Ass Prison.

shea_guevara

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Tobias Funke — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:28:59 EDT

Oh, Jesus, I just want to get on my knees and love you!

Tobias Funke

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:28:54 EDT

@Civil Negligence: You're the bastard that finger banged my date!

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:27:19 EDT

@Dan Serafini: I don't think Jesus wanted to see what I was doing on my prom night...

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Detective Bunk — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:26:55 EDT

@Senators Lost Cojones: Lovely. A tremendous +1.

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KOGOD — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:26:50 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: at least nobody has checked into rehab yet

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tentimesodds — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:26:23 EDT

@Rory B. Bellows: Fine, but can you get some kibble in here?

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:26:02 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: Damn you, Winslow, and your slightly quicker posting finger....

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Tuffy — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:25:56 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: I like to think of Joey Porter as Joseph.

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Juancho — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:25:54 EDT

That press conference was the biggest joke I've ever seen. It was almost as bad as your typical Vegas pre-fight weigh-in.

Juancho

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KOGOD — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:25:52 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: we all know that he's a mischievous badger

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:25:52 EDT

@Matt_T:
It's been a great week for fake religious piety. Sen. Craig wants in on some of that, too.

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buttons — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:25:50 EDT

@tentimesodds: Damn, allies come from the unlikeliest of places.

buttons

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Rory B. Bellows — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:25:45 EDT

@tentimesodds: How did my dog learn to type. Back in the cage!

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Dan Serafini — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:25:42 EDT

He found Jesus? I guess Jesus didnt see him coming first.

Isn't it funny how so many people find God only after they have painted themselves into a moral corner and made life a living hell for those around them. Nobody finds Jesus on prom night.
It's only after no one else will talk to these arseholes.

- Dennis Miller (back when he was funny)

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KOGOD — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:25:25 EDT

@tentimesodds: It's good to have a mission in life.

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:25:24 EDT

Surprise! I'm a pit bull.

-Jesus

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Tuffy — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:25:09 EDT

@Jen P: That's more of a dismissive wave of the hand.

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Senators Lost Cojones — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:24:45 EDT

@MerryLander: @Detective Bunk:

It is a test. A test of faith.

"Lo, and I will send unto you the vilest of wealthy philistines to lead you into the wilderness so that you may know my mercy and rejoice when thou shalt find me again. Um...sometime in 2018 I think." Lev. 18:29

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ltwinslow — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:24:41 EDT

i like to think of jesus as a little baby pit bull, all cute and cuddly, and ready to rip some bitches throat out

ltwinslow

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tentimesodds — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:24:11 EDT

@Unsilent Majority: You think you love pasta salad, which is why you always order it when offered as a substitute for chips. But, deep down, you loathe it. And yourself.

There are far too many Vick apologists afoot. And I plan to un-feet them.

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:23:59 EDT

@Unsilent Majority: After the photo over on KSK, you shouldn't bring up anything related to pasta.

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buttons — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:22:55 EDT

@Jen P: That was before his agent told him he'd look better if he took the blame.

It's ALL an act, folks. Apologetic? Nope - just sad he's going to jail.

buttons

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KOGOD — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:22:40 EDT

@tentimesodds: Well I'm glad you cleared that up. Now can you tell me how I feel about pasta salad, because I fear that I'm just lying to myself.

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What Would Kornheiser Do? — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:22:33 EDT

"I am highly offended by Notre Dame's Touchdown Jesus.

Because, as far as I know, Jesus never even kicked a field goal, much less score a motherfucking touchdown..."

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Stev D — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:22:27 EDT

The law is telling Vick to go to jail; whether or not he learns any big lesson is not really the issue.

I think he is genuinely contrite, but that's just me.

Stev D

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:22:19 EDT

@Senators Lost Cojones: Sorry, I don't think even Jesus has that much faith these days.

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:22:04 EDT

@tentimesodds: Bess?

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tentimesodds — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:21:29 EDT

@DamnSkippy: eh?

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DennyCrane — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:21:00 EDT

@Matt_T: I think he'd be more welcome in Nate Newton's church.

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LeNoceur — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:20:55 EDT

If All Dogs Go To Heaven, then Ookie's in for a biiiig surprise in the afterlife.

LeNoceur

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MerryLander — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:20:49 EDT

@Senators Lost Cojones: If that is true, my entire belief system, in both religon and football, is turned completely upside down. How can Jesus hurththe ones he love so much?

MerryLander

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:20:42 EDT

You think he has time to worry about Michael Vick? GAYS ARE GETTING HEALTH BENEFITS!

Camp Tiger Claw

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Glossina Glossinidae — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:20:22 EDT

@public enemy #1: "Mohammad Mexico"

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PenskeMaterial — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:20:20 EDT

Ookie should have known that God is too busy deciding the outcomes of every high school football game in the country, as well as the winner of the veto competition on Big Brother, to save him too.

PenskeMaterial

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Detective Bunk — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:20:18 EDT

@Senators Lost Cojones: Yes, that explains the past few years.

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Jen P — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:19:48 EDT

Like I said, for this entire situation I never pointed the finger at anybody else ...

This is the same man who initially said, "I have no idea what my family members do at that house; I just own the property," right?

Jen P

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Glossina Glossinidae — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:19:33 EDT

@tentimesodds: AGREED.

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:19:16 EDT

I like that Vick said that finding Jesus "was the right thing to do as of right now."

So...next week, it might be someone else who has his back.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:19:12 EDT

I think Nibbles needs to find Jesus.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Stev D — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:18:51 EDT

Nice to see we have a mind reader

Stev D

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DamnSkippy — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:18:46 EDT

@tentimesodds: You voted against 2/1/2007, didn't you!?!?!

DamnSkippy

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MerryLander — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:18:43 EDT

I, for one, get tired of athletes/celebrities following an apology with "I have found God." It may have worked for the first few to do it, but now it always sounds like a heavy handed play with nothing behind it. Vick didn't find God; he got caught. There is a difference.

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Senators Lost Cojones — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:18:25 EDT

LIES! Everybody knows Jesus is a 'Skins fan.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:18:02 EDT

If Ookie was trying to keep from getting pounded in the ass in prison, he should have hooked up with the Muslims. At the very least, he would have learned to play chess.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:18:01 EDT

Didn't Jesus tell a parable about dog fighting?

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Refer To Madness — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:17:57 EDT

I hope Michael Vick finds a way to make a shank out of a toothbrush in the slammer as quickly as he found Jesus.

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:17:50 EDT

I wish I could wager on him discovering Islam while serving his sentence. Maybe he'll change his name to...

(lobbing softball out to the masses)

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Innings Eater — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:17:50 EDT

Keep me out of this shit.

--Jesus

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Matt_T — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:17:44 EDT

He must go to the church of Thomas Weeks:
[www.ajc.com]

Matt_T

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Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:17:40 EDT

Does Jesus love my neighbor, Nushuktan Tulyiagby?

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thesepretzels — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:17:37 EDT

Didn't see the video til last night, but dude seemed authentic.

thesepretzels

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What Would Kornheiser Do? — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:17:33 EDT

I like to think of Jesus as a ninja.

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:17:32 EDT

The real question is, How into Michael Vick is God?

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Just How Into God Is Michael Vick?

Lady Andrea — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:17:25 EDT

@Unsilent Majority: ....sorry. Damn slow computer.....

Lady Andrea

Just How Into God Is Michael Vick?

Lady Andrea — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:17:03 EDT

Zach Johnson is ready to give Vick a hug.

Lady Andrea

Just How Into God Is Michael Vick?

tentimesodds — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:16:39 EDT

Vick is a con artist who does not believe he was wrong. He's sorry that he got caught. He and his ilk (thug athletes who think they're above the law) are garbage.

tentimesodds

Just How Into God Is Michael Vick?

Student of The Game — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:16:07 EDT

Jesus does not allow us to comment negatively about Michael Vick.

Student of The Game

Just How Into God Is Michael Vick?

KOGOD — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:15:35 EDT

Zach Johnson thinks Vick has been talking to the wrong Jesus.