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Own A Little Piece Of Mike Tyson

McNutty — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:51:04 EDT

If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it "Mike Tyson", I will. I've got spare time.

McNutty

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Permanent4 — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:34:26 EDT

Jenkem!!!

Permanent4

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Ray — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:42:16 EDT

@legion: See my comment above. I never miss a chance to make a Rick Allen joke.

Ray

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:29:37 EDT

Oh man, I totally would buy Rick Allen from Def Leppard's bacteria for $8.75, but I already found his arm on the side of the road so I have that instead.

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theslacker — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:10:55 EDT

@Muggsy Bogues:
I think one could buy a few hours worth of Tom Green's shit on ebay for a lot less.

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legion — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:09:41 EDT

You guys are slacking. The VERY FIRST GUY on the list of 'Music' celebs is Rick Allen, drummer for Def Leppard. And his arm is only $8.75! Oh wait, that's not his arm...

legion

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Bort — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:59:27 EDT

Does the site sell anything from Chuck Norris? Because I heard his crap cures cancer.

Bort

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muggsybogues — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:44:29 EDT

Why is Tom Green's sold out? AND WHY IS JACK BLACK'S SHIT $92????

muggsybogues

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theslacker — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:31:30 EDT

Wouldn't it just be easier to steal some of these people's underwear? You might get some other samples with that as well, and you can wear it.

theslacker

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acer — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:27:03 EDT

@I Heart Poop:

a mere glass jar couldn't contain John Wayne's poop

acer

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BigTDog — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:14:03 EDT

@HugsFromHarold:

Naw. Market blockage has created a surplus.

BigTDog

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HugsFromHarold — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:12:29 EDT

wouldn't Tom Snyder's being going for more now that he's dead?

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sir_pantsalot — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:11:06 EDT

@mingusmonk:
Until it is reported with the great journalistic integrity of The Onion I do not accept it as fact.

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mingusmonk — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:04:47 EDT

Defamer pointed out that humor/hoax site over 2 years ago. Don't you guys share info over your little Gawker cubical walls?

mingusmonk

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sir_pantsalot — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:53:09 EDT

Where is the poop pool where we can bet on which celebrity will be the first to have their own dung thrown at them.

sir_pantsalot

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Tuffy — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:47:07 EDT

I'm pretty sure Robin Givens still owns half that shit.

Tuffy

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Timmy — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:44:12 EDT

so will this contain remnants of Lennox Lewis' children? If so......i stil pass.

Timmy

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I Heart Poop — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:43:28 EDT

that's only because i imagine mike tyson's poop to resemble pigeon poop for some reason. john wayne poop is a different matter altogether.

I Heart Poop

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Kid Canada — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:43:05 EDT

Najeh Davenport, a man ahead of his time.

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worldcupfever — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:37:22 EDT

Gary Miller is probably kicking himself for giving pee away for free.

worldcupfever

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:36:56 EDT

@McBain: You could tell he was just eating the same food as Lou Reed and hoping his shit smelled the same.

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SourKrautSaul — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:36:42 EDT

You know how when a person expires they poop themselves?
Is that poop worth more $$$ ?

SourKrautSaul

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:36:33 EDT

@Lady Andrea: What about "ISometimesHeartPoop"?

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:35:29 EDT

@dismalScientist: I think his new commenter name should be "FairWeatherFanoftheDeuce"

Lady Andrea

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Ray — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:35:10 EDT

Everybody was raving about Julian Casablancas' shit, but I was pretty disappointed when I bought it.

Ray

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Hustler of Culture — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:33:53 EDT

@StupidAngelos: At least they're not running around like a bunch of pirates like some other bullpens....

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dismalScientist — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:33:47 EDT

@I Heart Poop: Fair weather fan of the deuce. For shame.

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DennyCrane — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:31:17 EDT

Mick Foley's a celebrity?? Really???

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:31:08 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Oh, I'm sorry, whenever I hear a Kim K joke, I automatically go into "defend her ass" mode. Literally.

Sandy Magic Jackson

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:30:15 EDT

@I Heart Poop: I see how it is. You only love poop when it's convenient to love poop. I'll make a note of that.

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:29:47 EDT

@Sandy Magic Jackson: That may be true but I was more referring to her willingness to collect said samples and then release the videos of the collection process.

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Eirishis — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:28:45 EDT

Nick Saban doesn't have time for this shit.

Eirishis

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Ray — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:28:34 EDT

I'm waiting until the price for Rick Allen's scat is slashed by 25%.

Ray

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Stay Away From Oprah — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:28:22 EDT

I think I'll hold off on buying any of this poop until they have a blowout sale after Thanksgiving.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:26:27 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: I rather pay to look at the origin of the shit (her can, not the actual dirty penny) than pay for the actual shit.

Sandy Magic Jackson

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dismalScientist — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:26:19 EDT

As I work at a firm that charges for my time by the hour, my friend and I would tell each other about our movements in terms of $/lb. If you took a long time, but little came out, that shit was like gold.

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I Heart Poop — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:26:16 EDT

despite assertions to the contrary, i would NOT be interested in buying mike tyson's poop.

I Heart Poop

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Hustler of Culture — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:26:08 EDT

@Civil Negligence: Or use it as seasoning in a soup?

what?

Hustler of Culture

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StupidAngelos — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:25:52 EDT

@Hustler of Culture: If Dusty Baker is to believed, they have too many whites.

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:25:37 EDT

@It's the Beer Talking: I'll be damned if we're not the most Brocktoon quotin'est group of motherfuckers on the internet.

I myself am guilty of multiple offenses.

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Civil Negligence — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:24:56 EDT

We do not recommend opening the cylinder after purchase

Then how am I supposed to be able to fling it at people, Einstein?

Civil Negligence

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Its The Beer Talking — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:23:23 EDT

I should want to cook Mike Tyson a nice dinner; I shouldn't want to collect his poop, to wear his poop, to be born unto new worlds where his poop becomes my key.

Its The Beer Talking

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Hustler of Culture — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:23:10 EDT

@public enemy #1: My head still hurts from banging it against a wall.

What the fuck happens to this team in August??

Hustler of Culture

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:23:00 EDT

@buttons: Are you sure it's not Bill Belichick?

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buttons — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:21:14 EDT

That chucklehead has a tattoo of Chairman Mao on his arm? Really?

I don't have a good joke... I'm just flabbergasted, is all.

buttons

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:21:09 EDT

@Hustler of Culture: Fair enough. Hey how bout that pen?

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:21:00 EDT

I think Kim Kardashian has found a second career!

Well, first career.

Weed Against Speed

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:20:46 EDT

@Carmen McFanzone: Jack Black's shit is overpriced there. I only had to pay $24.95 for "The Holiday".

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Lizabelle — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:19:55 EDT

Mike Tyson is human rape standing that tiger.

Lizabelle

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Chad Sexington — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:19:50 EDT

Bah gawd, that's Mankind's shit!

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Hustler of Culture — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:19:19 EDT

@public enemy #1: Oh I disagree. I've been using it for years as my fantasy team name and I thought I was the first to bring it here. I didn't see it before.

But I am willing to share the royalties. There is no reason to bicker when we should be focusing our anger towards him....

Hustler of Culture

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Rob Iracane — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:18:40 EDT

How much for the tiger's taint?

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:18:12 EDT

@public enemy #1: +s

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StupidAngelos — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:17:55 EDT

@Lady Andrea: For some reason I imagine that SJP's poop is just dust.

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StupidAngelos — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:17:31 EDT

@Hustler of Culture: But of course. You'll receive 15% of every zilch that I earn.

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Disgruntled Goat — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:17:27 EDT

/giggling like fourth-grader

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chilltown — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:17:11 EDT

I can just imagine the pitch to the venture capitalists:

Step 1: Obtain the shit of famous people.
Step 2: ...
Step 3: Profit!

chilltown

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:17:11 EDT

Surprisingly Dave Matthew isn't available

@Hustler of Culture: You didn't coin that. I did!

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:16:51 EDT

Keith Richards just ate some of Mike Tyson's shit.

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buttons — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:16:41 EDT

@Lady Andrea: +1

buttons

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:16:12 EDT

The Donna D'erico Poop is out of stock.....ewwwwww.

Sarah Jessica Parker has some too. I guess they sent some poor administrative assistant to muck it out of her stall.

Lady Andrea

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Bo Pelini Temper Tantrum — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:15:55 EDT

How much of overhead is Colonblow?

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:15:48 EDT

Personally, I hope we never see the "poop" tag again.

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Carmen McFanzone — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:15:44 EDT

@Stay Away From Oprah:

If Jack Black's shit is going for $92, Curly Washburn's must go for about ten grand.

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ArkansasFred — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:15:22 EDT

23 dollars for Mick Foley poop? This is ridiculous. How many Germans even know who Mick Foley is?

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buttons — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:15:08 EDT

Can I buy the egg he laid vs. Lennox Lewis?

buttons

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Hustler of Culture — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:12:55 EDT

@StupidAngelos: Best.Commenter.Name

But do I get royalties?

Hustler of Culture

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Scout — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:12:30 EDT

And I presume Don King will receive the standard 100% of Mike Tyson's share of the profits.

Scout

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StupidAngelos — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:12:22 EDT

Wow, even Mick Foley's poop sells.

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Stay Away From Oprah — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:12:21 EDT

Two interesting observations from their site:

(1) Jack Black has the most expensive shit by far ($92)

(2) Dr. Drew is having an overstock sale on his dung. (A "blowout" sale?)

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Matt_T — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:12:05 EDT

Does this poop include remnants of the babies he's eaten?

Matt_T

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:12:02 EDT

Does Mike Tyson like corn?

Weed Against Speed

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:11:44 EDT

Nibbles! (aint talking about ears.)

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:11:11 EDT

I've already seen a piece of Mike Tyson's shit. It was called the Kevin McBride fight.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:10:20 EDT

I've already seen Tyson's shit.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:10:04 EDT

@Magnakai Haaskivi: well, it might come included.

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Dan Daoust — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:09:26 EDT

He thinks his shit don't stink.

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Stay Away From Oprah — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:09:22 EDT

"Celebrity Skin was formed in 2003 by an anonymous collective of former Hollywood personal assistants."

So are we to assume that these personal assistants scoop the dung out of the toilet?

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:09:01 EDT

hehe - they called the shit "poop"

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MrShiz — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:08:47 EDT

How much would you pay the excrement of a richer, more famous man?

This seems to be a much more existential question than you meant it to me. I must comtemplate deeply.

MrShiz

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:08:45 EDT

I would not pay THE EXCREMENT anything....

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chilltown — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:08:28 EDT

Any word on the current value of Luis Gonzales's gum?

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Lizabelle — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:08:25 EDT

I shudder to think how these samples are gathered...

Lizabelle

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StupidAngelos — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:07:58 EDT

I...this...brain...broken. I got nothin', here.

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Its The Beer Talking — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:07:33 EDT

Mick Foley has chunks of guys like Tyson in his stool....no, seriously, look closely.

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:07:27 EDT

Is Tyson selling the piece of Evander Holyfield he owns?

Magnakai Haaskivi