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Trees Are No Match For Vols Fans

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:23:03 EDT

Of all the days to skip the internets.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:54:05 EDT

@DougOLis: some of them did evidently, but not the ones in the trees.

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DougOLis — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:22:23 EDT

@Athletic Supporter: Couldn't they have arrested them for doing that? Then this whole ordeal would be over.

DougOLis

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ProfZim1 — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:21:01 EDT

Please Vols, don't hurt 'em!

ProfZim1

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cdrbarney — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 13:38:53 EDT

Come and listen to a story about a Team from Tennessee.
Poor Volunteers, mostly cousins and drinking whiskey,
Then one day they was playing some football,
And up came a game outside of SEC one fall.

California? Can we find that on a map?

Well the next thing you know the whole world is aware,
The Vol fans are caught in some crazy fencing snare
So they look in a trees and what do they see?

Hippies that is
Hairy, man sized Hippies

The Berkley Hippies

Well after the game it was time to say good bye
But before they all left they had some time to get high
Not the kind youre thinking of no sir-ee
They all climbed them trees and shared their stupidity ( optional verse two "Whiskey")

cdrbarney

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 13:26:26 EDT

@Da_Mang: But for how much could they auction that poop?

NAMELESS HIPPY FECES. BIDDING STARTS 10$.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:59:19 EDT

So I'm late to this one. But according to the news this morning, the chief of the campus police got spray painted by the hippies and the police cut the supply rope they were using to send food to (and recieve pee bottles from) the hippies.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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PurduePaul — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:53:34 EDT

Considering my dad played football at UT, they drink much more Jack Daniels than Soco...soco is more of a carolina thing.

PurduePaul

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O.D.B. McDowell — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:48:21 EDT

look i'm all about the hippies and their various causes, but this one is retarded. supposedly the new stadium plan calls for a bunch of *new* trees to be planted, while the ones they're making a fuss out of defending aren't even going to last much longer anyway.

now as for medical MJ cards...there's a cause worth sitting in a tree for.

O.D.B. McDowell

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:38:09 EDT

@Smoltz-to-Cooperstown:
In general, I'm all for nice college stadiums/arenas, but it irks me to this day that my school (Maryland) "replaced" Cole Field House with a new arena a few years back.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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DougOLis — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:36:33 EDT

@Dave Ryan: Except, you know, besides the fact that UCLA was Cal's Southern California extension school.

DougOLis

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SagerBombs — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:36:06 EDT

I bet Berkeley students never have to petition to get a bike rack replaced.

SagerBombs

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Scoops — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:33:37 EDT

Swiiiiirly...

Scoops

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Chad Sexington — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:24:51 EDT

4th Quarter, The Golden Bears are totally bringing in Blotter.

Chad Sexington

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Da_Mang — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:23:58 EDT

@David Hume: Not to mention that the smell of poop is usually favorable over the standard hippie body odor.

Da_Mang

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Innings Eater — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:23:04 EDT

Berkely students are perfectly normal, thank you.

--Cal Naked Guy

Innings Eater

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Smoltz-to-Cooperstown — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:21:44 EDT

I'm a Cal alumnus and a pretty huge fan. Nevertheless, I would root for Tennessee if it meant that some drunk Vols fan would rip the trees down, severely injure the tree-residents, and get our damned facility built.

Note: Even if I "root for Tennessee" under those conditions, I still hope Cal wins the football game.

Smoltz-to-Cooperstown

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Full of Kaka — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:17:23 EDT

they'll never penetrate the drum circle

Full of Kaka

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:16:44 EDT

@MrRedDevil: will you blow me where the pampers is?

Also: MRFH! Woo!

Lady Andrea

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:14:26 EDT

@White Speed Receiver: "Why do all da purty girls have beards 'round here?"

Weed Against Speed

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:13:57 EDT

Want to blow the mind of a liberal hippie environmentalist protester? Have them meet the Stanford mascot.

Matt Sussman

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HeavyPettingZoo — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:13:24 EDT

Obviously the Berkley record stores don't sell Slayer.

HeavyPettingZoo

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David Hume — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:12:53 EDT

@Da_Mang: Hippie poop doesnt smell nearly as bad as regular poop, because they don't eat meat, and only consume organic produce, and weed helps your digestion. Or so sayeth the dreadlocked phishphuck who lived down the hall from me in college.

He was unwilling to accept my assertion that he was simply unable to smell his shit over the patchouli he doused himself in.

David Hume

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White Speed Receiver — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:12:41 EDT

I'm still trying to wrap my head around Tennessee fans in Berkley. This has "Deliverance II" written all over it.

White Speed Receiver

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Scoops — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:12:13 EDT

@Signal to Noise: Sadly (or not), it's the best work of almost everyone in that movie. Except Jessica Walter, who later perfected the persona for Lucille.

Scoops

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BigTenObsession — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:10:46 EDT

Dude, my dad worked for Bear Stearns.

BigTenObsession

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:09:20 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: @MrRedDevil: it's still Jeremy Piven's best work.

Signal to Noise

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Chad Sexington — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:08:30 EDT

I think this calls for the Bluto guitar smash.

Chad Sexington

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:06:46 EDT

@The Gentleman Masher: I have no idea what you're talking about. What's Boone?

Peter Cavan

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:05:39 EDT

@Bandit Darville:
George Dickel seems a bit high falootin'. I think you're more likely to see handles of Old Grandad.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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MrRedDevil — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:04:59 EDT

@Scoops: +1

MrRedDevil

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MY LEFT TIT — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:04:43 EDT

and also add the tag "a buncha tree-huggin' hippie crap"

MY LEFT TIT

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HugsFromHarold — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:04:22 EDT

When Cal does get around to removing the trees will Berkeley students and faculty be able to take them home?

HugsFromHarold

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:04:04 EDT

@MrRedDevil:

A vastly under rated film.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:02:28 EDT

Keeps my brains from falling out *of my ears.

Jokes work better when you tell 'em right.

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Scoops — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:02:08 EDT

@MrRedDevil: Oh come on! That was way more than a hundred pounds!

Scoops

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MrRedDevil — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:02:02 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: If you see Mersh, tell him I need a ride to the liquor store.

MrRedDevil

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The Gentleman Masher — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:01:21 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Are you talking about Berkely or Boone?

The Gentleman Masher

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xhack — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:00:57 EDT

Just send Cartman in. He'll take care of them.

xhack

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:00:57 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Or tell them that Phish are getting back together and playing a reunion show at Red Rocks.

Weed Against Speed

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Civil Negligence — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:00:55 EDT

I think I am now going to have some Ben & Jerry's with my lunch today.

Civil Negligence

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:00:54 EDT

You just know at least two of those tree sitters will be voting Republican in 30 years.

Jefferson Short Bus

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GorgeForeman — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:00:38 EDT

Vols fans, trust me--don't ask to see what's in the hippies' bucket.

GorgeForeman

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The Gentleman Masher — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:00:26 EDT

@Bandit Darville: I'm actually thinking something clear, that comes in a Mason Jar. The kind of jar you can fling at hippies once you've polished it off.

This will certainly be an interesting cultural clash, to say the least.

The Gentleman Masher

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MrRedDevil — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:00:19 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: +1

MrRedDevil

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:59:36 EDT

I dated a girl who went to Berkeley. She lived in a commune and took seven years getting her degree. She also tried every drug possible, most of them way worse than pot. She wasn't the type who would live in a tree for six months, but I'm sure she knew a few that would.

Peter Cavan

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:59:27 EDT

@MrRedDevil:

I saw her over by Jerry House.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:59:17 EDT

In the words of Cartman ...

goddamn hippies!!!!

StuScott Booyahs

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:58:34 EDT

@Stev D: Did you learn nothing from that talking cartoon bird in those irritating Arbor Day Foundation commercials?

ArkansasFred

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MrRedDevil — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:57:58 EDT

I'm sure that annoying bitch Moonbeam is running around there complaining about "those persons from the Pit"

[www.mutantreviewers.com]

MrRedDevil

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:56:53 EDT

"Know why I have long hair? It keeps my brains from falling out. Seriously. Want proof? Just look at all them folks in Washington, D.C."
/Arlo Guthrie

Yeah, I'm a hippie, so what? Wanna make love?

Robert Barone’s Dog

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DM — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:56:43 EDT

Why is such a stunt surprising at the People's Republic of Berkeley?

Maybe actual Volunteers can shoot them down with their muskets.

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MY LEFT TIT — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:56:40 EDT

@Da_Mang: "Hippie Poop" really should have been the tag for this post.

MY LEFT TIT

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:56:21 EDT

What about their jobs?

Oh.

Weed Against Speed

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Carmen McFanzone — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:56:02 EDT

Over/Under for the game is about 53 1/2 points and 2 1/2 wounded hippies

Carmen McFanzone

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SantaBarbaraWahoo — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:56:01 EDT

"That's why you never get out of the tree..."
- Johnny Bark

SantaBarbaraWahoo

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Stev D — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:55:39 EDT

I don't want to dismiss what these obviously dedicated people are spending their energy on, but there is like 14 billion more worthy causes out there.

Stev D

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FuzzysFriedChicken — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:54:59 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: Yes say the Volunteers

FuzzysFriedChicken

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:54:39 EDT

@MY LEFT TIT: no beard. Looks like Subcomandate Marcos.

Signal to Noise

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:54:27 EDT

Isn't this why God invented rifles?

Chief Wahoo

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FuzzysFriedChicken — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:54:21 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Forgot Frolf

FuzzysFriedChicken

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PCLoadLetter — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:54:07 EDT

Damn kids whackin off in my tool shed again.

PCLoadLetter

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:53:15 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: As a former Ultimate player, I resent the implication that we're all environmentalist hippies.

We just used their drugs.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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MY LEFT TIT — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:53:08 EDT

Someone needs to file a motion barring the construction of tree houses (pending the outcome of the hearing on the preliminary motion regarding the temporary injunction granted prior to the filing of the motion for a permanent injunction prohibiting blah blah blah...)

Yeah, I'm a lawyer.

MY LEFT TIT

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The Man with No Name — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:52:56 EDT

How do you hide your money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap!

Zing!

Also, check out NoFX's "Never Trust a Hippy" album.

The Man with No Name

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:52:19 EDT

I like to think of Cal as the UCLA beta test. UCLA 0.94b, if you will....

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Christmas Ape — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:51:33 EDT

The dirty hippies would be well suited to recruit the Lorax. His orange plummage would at least elicit sympathy from the Tennessee faithful.

Christmas Ape

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The Man with No Name — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:51:11 EDT

t's not clear if the barrier being put up today violates a temporary restraining order

I hate that bastard t. He is so dumb and clearly not qualified to rule on the law.

The Man with No Name

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FuzzysFriedChicken — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:51:04 EDT

I really hate people like that. It is a tree. Get over it.

FuzzysFriedChicken

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:51:03 EDT

Just tell them the new athletic complex will include an Ultimate Frisbee field and a hacky sack area and they'll soon be down.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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I Heart Poop — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:50:57 EDT

@Da_Mang:

obviously you have never been to an sec game.

I Heart Poop

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Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:50:53 EDT

At least he is not a book burner, you Nazi cow.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:49:43 EDT

Is Ron Howard's brother up there too?

Weed Against Speed

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:49:37 EDT

@Mikey Goes to Bollywood: The tree sitters rotate shifts. Those not in the tree this week get food for the others and maintain the weed supply.

The fence may also keep Fulmer from eating at least two of them.

Signal to Noise

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Senators Lost Cojones — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:49:22 EDT

$100 bucks says this guy pocket mulches.

Senators Lost Cojones

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:49:06 EDT

I got some stuff you should read.

ArkansasFred

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Da_Mang — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:48:51 EDT

It will be all fun and games until bags of stored hippie poop starts raining down on orange clad yokels.

Da_Mang

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Bandit Darville — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:48:31 EDT

SoCo? No way. This is a job for George Dickel.

Bandit Darville

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being_sven — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:48:18 EDT

"Boy, why in the hell are you stuck up in dat there tree? You got a something cornered up there? Where's yer hound?"

being_sven

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LeNoceur — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:48:09 EDT

It's the blue heart that really makes that banner. Home is where the trees live. *Sniff*

LeNoceur

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StupidAngelos — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:48:09 EDT

"You can't, like, own property, man."

"I can...but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!"

StupidAngelos

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Kid Canada — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:48:04 EDT

I assume the UT fans will be dining at Kentucky Fried Panda?

Kid Canada

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MY LEFT TIT — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:47:44 EDT

Is that Bin Laden?

MY LEFT TIT

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PoppaPerk — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:47:39 EDT

Homer: Have a good time at your hippie club.
Lisa: You're welcome to come, too.
Homer: No, I like to save the environment my own way. (drives in circles) Mmm ... donuts

PoppaPerk

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Senators Lost Cojones — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:47:34 EDT

Mississippi State finds this very pumbling.

Senators Lost Cojones

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:46:37 EDT

Never trust a hippie.

Chief Wahoo

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:46:26 EDT

So, if they're up in the tree, who's growing the pot for the co-op they normally live in?

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten