<![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:12:26 EDT Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:12:26 EDT http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2329800 Kevin Houser
Boone Stutz (also the early favorite in the Know Your Long Snappers Cup)
Jason Kyle
Andrew Economos




drjayphd

]]> 11:296663:c2329800 Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:12:26 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2320778 @TBoRF: I just watched that.

Dr. Spaceman

]]> 11:296663:c2320778 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:41:25 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2320209 Tulane
Davidson
New College
Emory




Technicolor Jan Stenerud

]]> 11:296663:c2320209 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:51:41 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319718 Tampa rappers: Yo Majesty. 3 black lesbians... possibly 2 and Cato June.

ClownForPound

]]> 11:296663:c2319718 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:17:11 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319432 @Swellesley:
that's sad that tallahassee has more famous rappers than the entire tampa region. they deserve to be in last place for that.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 11:296663:c2319432 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:00:09 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319205 Eyehategod
Weedeater
Mastodon
Deicide




Prada James

]]> 11:296663:c2319205 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:47:46 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319182 This division could actually be even tougher to stomach than the Central, and Brees is probably going to get hurt sometime this year. Not pretty.

Pontchartrain
No, We're The Queen City
Greater Ybor
Terminus

Honestly, those last two are interchangeable.

brougham

]]> 11:296663:c2319182 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:46:50 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319173 @Botswana Meat Commission FC: Some of the S. American club names are just plain wacky.

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> 11:296663:c2319173 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:46:13 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319153 @Botswana Meat Commission FC: teddy's a Tallahassee boy

/heard "same girl (remix)", verified with the 'pedia

Swellesley

]]> 11:296663:c2319153 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:45:42 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319151 @1980DavidBowieFromTheMusicVideoAshesToAshes: Ft. Sumter?!

Boring
Traffic
Humidity
Are You Kidding Me?




being_sven

]]> 11:296663:c2319151 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:45:39 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319139 @Chicago Jones:
You forgot Chris Hansen's favorite club, Newell's Old Boys.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 11:296663:c2319139 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:45:05 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319134 @UkraineNotWeak: Ack, beat me on Jazz...stupid post-delaying work...

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> 11:296663:c2319134 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:44:52 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319112 Jazz
Dirty South
Cheerleaders who molest each other (+1)
Touchdown Vultures (get over it little buddy)




Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> 11:296663:c2319112 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:44:02 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319097 @TheStarterWife:

He's hotter on House.

Kid Canada - R.I.P.

]]> 11:296663:c2319097 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:43:09 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319093 George Bush Hates Black People
65 percent of the time, it works every time
100 percent less Ookie!
Butt Pirates





BradLee

]]> 11:296663:c2319093 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:42:57 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319075 Moley moley moley moley moley!
Carmella DeCesare = beard
Not Joey Harrington
Joey Harrington




Kid Canada - R.I.P.

]]> 11:296663:c2319075 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:42:08 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319070 Lil Wayne
Petey Pablo
Gorilla Zoe
I can't name a single Tampa rapper, so I'm going with T-Pain

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 11:296663:c2319070 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:41:47 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2319033 @TheStarterWife: Meh. They are not a good looking bunch, but I'd take Lovie over him. I think it is his accent.

J-No

]]> 11:296663:c2319033 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:40:03 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318979 Tourism/Jazz
Banking
Retirement
Coke/CNN




UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:296663:c2318979 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:37:14 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318972 @TheStarterWife: He's not hot.

But I'm a dude, so that's probably gonna be true for any picture of any guy you had posted.

preciousroy

]]> 11:296663:c2318972 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:37:03 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318951 1. When the Levee Breaks
2. I'm Gonna Crawl (if only for the line "I ain't gotta go by car")
3. Tangerine
4. Black Dog

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> 11:296663:c2318951 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:36:09 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318933 1814
1861
1864
1781

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:296663:c2318933 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:35:18 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318926 @Matt_T: I ran out of skeeter descriptions, without making an inbreeding joke about cousins named Skeeter.

@J-No: Look at this picture of Mike Tomlin and tell me he is not hot.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:296663:c2318926 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:34:49 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318907 Boca Juniors
Independiente
Velez Sarsfield
Lanus

And lot and lots of coke.
.
.
.
What were we voting on again?








Chicago Jones

]]> 11:296663:c2318907 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:33:28 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318902 @J-No: Her judgment is a little off with anything related to the Steelers. In fact, she thinks Terry Bradshaw is the best-looking football analyst on television.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:296663:c2318902 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:33:09 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318899 @TheStarterWife: I see you've been fooled by his piercing gaze as well.

Malcolm Glazer had the same thing happen to him. Oddly - it's also why Sir Alex is still at Man Utd. Glazer likes all ages...

The Gentleman Masher

]]> 11:296663:c2318899 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:32:45 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318898 Hicksylvania
Floodistan
Traffrica
Hicksylvania by the Bay




Stev D

]]> 11:296663:c2318898 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:32:43 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318889 @1980DavidBowieFromTheMusicVideoAshesToAshes: I think that Elijah's trying to populate an whole new Chocolate City, one impregnated foster child at a time.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:296663:c2318889 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:32:11 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318847 We don't want to speak out of turn here, but we think the NFC South might be our least favorite division in football.

We can't all be as absymal as the NFC West. Sorry Will.

Nacho Friendly

]]> 11:296663:c2318847 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:29:37 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318835 @TheStarterWife: Mike Tomlin, really?

J-No

]]> 11:296663:c2318835 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:28:40 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318824 @TBoRF: I like these picks.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> 11:296663:c2318824 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:28:13 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318822 @TheStarterWife: You say that like there aren't any skeeters here.

Matt_T

]]> 11:296663:c2318822 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:28:09 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318806 as I've said before...call me when there's a No Pants Party

PopJocks

]]> 11:296663:c2318806 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:27:15 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318778 Bears.
Beets.
Battlestar Galactica.

theballadofrickeyfoggie

]]> 11:296663:c2318778 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:25:29 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318756 1) Skeeters
2) Giant Skeeters
3) Skeeters that will eat you alive
4) Atlanta


@The Gentleman Masher: GASP! Do not mock the formerly-best-looking-coach-in football* Gruden!

*Mike Tomlin being the new king.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:296663:c2318756 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:24:23 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318732 Chocolate City
Ft. Sumter
Bad Newz Kennelzz
Home of Elijah Dukes

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> 11:296663:c2318732 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:22:41 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318718 Mardi Gras
Mint Julep
Mint Julep
DisneyWorld





phillas

]]> 11:296663:c2318718 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:21:51 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318709 @Weed Against Speed: Eating disorder. For real.

J-No

]]> 11:296663:c2318709 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:21:30 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318654 @Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: I'll have the same.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:296663:c2318654 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:18:56 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318652 The Meters
Ben Folds
Morbid Angel
OutKast

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:296663:c2318652 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:18:53 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318646
Voodoo
NASCAR
Plummer
Piano

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:296663:c2318646 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:18:29 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318640 -Drowned By Katrina
-Burnt By Sherman
-Betrayed By Hornets
-Fooled By Gruden




The Gentleman Masher

]]> 11:296663:c2318640 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:18:18 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318636 @PopJocks: @Weed Against Speed: @Swellesley:
If Billy Bob Thornton and DJ Qualls had a kid.....with cancer.


bizzo5000

]]> 11:296663:c2318636 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:18:10 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318616 @Weed Against Speed: great minds think alike...except when it comes to hockey teams GO PENS! (had to get that 91 Cup Final dig in there)

PopJocks

]]> 11:296663:c2318616 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:17:25 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318606 Booster Money
Rape Stand
Lesbian Cheerleaders
Ruptured Spleen

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:296663:c2318606 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:16:54 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318596 @Mikey Goes to Bollywood: I'm not sure, but I believe he is demonstrating with his right hand how he jerks off Kyle Shanahan.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:296663:c2318596 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:16:12 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318583 Jazz
Tobacco
Strip Clubs
Coke

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> 11:296663:c2318583 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:15:26 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318579 Joey Sunshine is taking the Falcons all the way...

...to the 3rd pick in the 2008 draft

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:296663:c2318579 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:15:19 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318571 Miami, Florida, Florida State, Saints.

Tuffy

]]> 11:296663:c2318571 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:14:40 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318570 @PopJocks: Argh!

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:296663:c2318570 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:14:39 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318569 (not pictured) Chris Simms' spleen

McNutty

]]> 11:296663:c2318569 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:14:38 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318561 Jambalaya
Barbecue
Devil Rays
Coca Cola

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:296663:c2318561 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:14:08 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318550 If there was a god, Kenny Chesney would have nearly lost his leg instead of Tyrone Prothro.

TomahawkFlop

]]> 11:296663:c2318550 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:13:40 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318546 Meteor.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> 11:296663:c2318546 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:13:36 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318547 1. Fuck Heather Rothstein
2. A coach who wishes he could make a Voltron out of his RB-by-committee
3. A coach who wishes he could make a man out of his QB-by-committee
4. A coach who wishes he'd stayed at Louisville

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:296663:c2318547 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:13:36 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318537 @Weed Against Speed: No. DJ Qualls gained 75 pounds

Swellesley

]]> 11:296663:c2318537 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:12:51 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318528 Crawfish Etouffe
Chicken and Waffles
Pulled Pork
Simms' Spleen




Matt_T

]]> 11:296663:c2318528 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:12:24 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318519 What's on Simms' face?

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> 11:296663:c2318519 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:12:05 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318510 I wonder if Kenny has Peyton's initials tattooed on his ankle.

preciousroy

]]> 11:296663:c2318510 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:11:45 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318501 "Heckuva job, Brownie!"
"Punter Sauerbrun Under Investigation"
"Ruptured Spleen"
"Rape Stand" (We'd also accept "Starting Quarterback Joey Harrington")

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:296663:c2318501 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:11:20 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318489 Does Billy Bob Thorton have cancer?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:296663:c2318489 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:10:28 EDT <![CDATA[It's The NFC South Pants Party]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-division-previews/its-the-nfc-south-pants-party-296663.php#c2318479 kenny chesney is looking like billy bob thornton there

PopJocks

]]> 11:296663:c2318479 Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:09:55 EDT