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Stuart Scott Will Bring Peace To The World Of Rap

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Stuart Scott Will Bring Peace To The World Of Rap

Satyr Icon — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:13:57 EDT

About the release rivalry, Stu Scott said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways."

Kayne and 50 just stared.

Satyr Icon

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robwein — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:13:39 EDT

It's like when Steve Harvey offered to "build a bridge" between feuding east coast/west coast rappers back in the day, and Chris Rock said "now somebody just needs to build a bridge between The Steve Harvey Show and the viewing public."
Only much much lamer.

robwein

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EggandCheeseonaRoll — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:27:59 EDT

I thought it was that Jewish rapper 50 Sheckles?

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quick — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:26:51 EDT

@alumnigonzo: I can't believe anybody even bothered to comment after this. That so wins. +100

quick

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:23:47 EDT

What kind of world do we live when out of those three Stuart Scott ISN'T the one who got shot 9 times?

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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Barry White Stripes, Office LW — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:08:18 EDT

Did Idolator invade Deadspin under the guise of a Lemm Know story?

Um, yea...seems like I'm way in the minority on this, but that Kayne CD is actually pretty good. Not that I downloaded it already or anything...I mean, it's not out yet. How could I?

AJ's mustache is still the balls.

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

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Abe Vigoda, Space Chimp — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:02:53 EDT

Here's hoping they tie and both just go away. And, Poets and Pirates? Seriously? Can Chesney be any more of a #### Jimmy Buffett ripoff?

Abe Vigoda, Space Chimp

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CliffX — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:00:43 EDT

@GreatOdensRaven: That was so awesome in Drumline where they had the Drumline Drumoff at the end and they banged on each other's drums. God I miss high school and by "miss high school" I mean "wow did that portion of my life suck".

Anyways, Kanye feuding with 50 makes me long for older-school Jay-Z, which in turn makes me long for A Tribe Called Quest and a J5 reunion.

Bench Ankiel

CliffX

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Farneyismycopilot — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:58:23 EDT

@Upstate Underdog: Exactly.

Also, broken jaw ... bullet-filled body ... plucked eye.

Injuries are funny.

Farneyismycopilot

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:53:28 EDT

thanks IAPPWD, but I'll probably just keep listening to my old albums and wait until the following Tuesday when the new Drop Kick Murphy's cd comes out.

UpstateUnderdog

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brendanm14 — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:48:37 EDT

I just want to know Who's Now.

brendanm14

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Naptown Drew — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:42:20 EDT

"'Ye, Fiddy, I want you give me a call in a week 'cause I'll wanna hear the Soundscan numbers from each of you. So, you know... lemme know."

Naptown Drew

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:41:42 EDT

"The Government hates rap!!! You mean to tell me they can find Saddam in a hole somewhere in Iraq, but they can't find who killed 'Pac...Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice, still alive!!!"

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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StartingAces — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:40:55 EDT

America obviously is the winner. If you avoid record stores that day you get to miss 3 crappy new album releases at once!

StartingAces

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:40:35 EDT

@Upstate Underdog:

This will probably kick ass

[www.amazon.com]

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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hozzleshank — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:40:08 EDT

I can see it now - "Fiddy" with his pants up around his armpits, playing shuffleboard, whining about how his kids never visit him. You know, kickin' it down in Del Bocca Vista.

hozzleshank

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Sid Bream Was Out — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:39:55 EDT

@PenskeMaterial: Stu Scott convinced Suge Knight not to throw Vanilla Ice over the balcony.

Sid Bream Was Out

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Portugal_The_Man — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:39:40 EDT

Can we expect Stuart Scott to appear in the next House Party movie?

Portugal_The_Man

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Click_Clack — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:39:24 EDT

That dude's going to lose the other eye....

Click_Clack

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diddly — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:36:58 EDT

@Civil Negligence: +2

diddly

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:36:57 EDT

What's up with that picture? Is this Deadspinville? Does this mean that Scott is assimilated and The Balls is a rule-breaker?

'Cause, ya know, that would fit.

Robert Barone’s Dog

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PenskeMaterial — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:35:58 EDT

If only Stu had stepped in sooner, Tupac and Biggie might still be alive today.

PenskeMaterial

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GreatOdensRaven — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:35:57 EDT

I smell a sequel to Drumline here.

GreatOdensRaven

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Unregular — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:34:50 EDT

@Shawon-O-Meter:

yeah, and "bluegrass"

We'll let it slide.

Unregular

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Dewey Decimal System — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:34:36 EDT

"I don't think it's a battle, I think it's a lot of fun," said Stephen Hill, a VP at BET. "I think Kanye will tell you he moved his date to 50's date to draw this type of attention, to create this marketing opportunity." Besides, what if you plan on buying both?

What if you plan on buying neither?

Dewey Decimal System

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combat chuck — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:33:45 EDT

Chesning ftw!

combat chuck

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crazyjoedavola — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:33:31 EDT

Stuart Scott will bring peace to the world of rap

Isn't this mentioned somewhere in revelations of nostradamus. Gotta be a sign of bad things to come. Next thing you know steroid abusers will be featured in gay cowboy films.

crazyjoedavola

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Drew Magary — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:33:30 EDT

Will Kanye and Fitty also be encased in large, submerged, plastic orbs?

Drew Magary

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:33:16 EDT

The balls, the glass eye-ball - both fathered by Dave Wanndstadt?
You may be able to lie to me - but your moustache will always tell the truth!

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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Charles — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:32:53 EDT

Judging from the pics, Stu looks ready to throw down a Motown Philly Mustache contest.

Charles

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Shawon-O-Meter — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:31:49 EDT

Did he just call Kenny Chesney "southern rock"?

Shawon-O-Meter

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Sid Bream Was Out — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:31:33 EDT

Hopefully Stu got some work in on the speedbag at the ESPN gym.

Sid Bream Was Out

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:31:04 EDT

*the white Stu Scott

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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DannyNoonan — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:30:42 EDT

Magic stick vs. Manning's stick only on BET!

DannyNoonan

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MY LEFT TIT — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:30:33 EDT

Also being released on 9/11: Toby Keith's I AM AMERICAN, (You Fag-lovin' Foreign Son Of A Bitch)"

MY LEFT TIT

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:30:20 EDT

Wow, get a lazy eye on AJ and he could look like Stu Scott instead of Freddy Mercury.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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Upshaws Leash — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:30:15 EDT

this is the most hackneyed "rivalry" since Brady Quinn and AJ Hawk

Upshaws Leash

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:30:11 EDT

I entitle that picture "Eye-Balls."

Civil Negligence

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McCroskey — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:28:02 EDT

Berman said he'll retire if Scott out catchphrases him.

McCroskey

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:27:39 EDT

are there any good albums scheduled to be released that day or just shitty ones ?

UpstateUnderdog

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being_sven — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:27:31 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: @Lady Andrea: Yes and Yes.

And, the Hot Hot Heat also have a new album....
Not to be confused with the Hot Hot Hot guy.

being_sven

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Tuffy — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:27:17 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Do I need two two-liter bottles for that?

Tuffy

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:27:09 EDT

AJ would be there but he's too busy working on getting DJ Jazzy Jeff out of the Fresh Prince's basement.

UkraineNotWeak

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:27:03 EDT

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Lupicas!XofullofBile

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theslacker — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:26:21 EDT

Isn't Osama coming out with his video on 9/11 too? Stuart Scott is gonna have a fatwah out on his ass if he doesn't invite da OBL.

theslacker

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:26:12 EDT

yeah, those album releases should ease the pain that many Americans still feel every Sept. 11.

UpstateUnderdog

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:25:51 EDT

@being sven: hahaha, is that like the smoky tornado in the water?

Lady Andrea

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Unregular — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:25:45 EDT

@J-No: Yes good point, I'll give you that.

Unregular

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Matt_T — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:25:03 EDT

They brought Boo Yah in because the one thing 50 and Kanye agree on is that he's a d-bag.

Matt_T

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J-No — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:24:22 EDT

@Unregular: I beg to differ. Willie Nelson is as cool as hell.

J-No

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:24:12 EDT

@being sven:

Don't you mean Smokey Tornado?

UkraineNotWeak

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:24:00 EDT

I thought his name was 10 Nickels.

Matt Sussman

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Unregular — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:23:39 EDT

Bluegrass - cool.
Southern Rock - cool.

Country - not cool.

Unregular

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being_sven — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:23:27 EDT

The Balls has an album coming out?
'The Smokey Torpedo'?

being_sven

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THE hoi polloi — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:22:56 EDT

Poets and Pirates? Couldn't be gayer if had chin whiskers rubbing on a pair of nut sack. That's right, two dicks...

THE hoi polloi

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:22:50 EDT

Just Who I Am: Poets And Butt-Pirates

Peyton-ized.

Phony Gwynn

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:22:37 EDT

Mediating the feud between 50 and Kanye? Wow, that is truly the work of a cockeyed optimist.

Lady Andrea

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J-No — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:22:30 EDT

But will he be looking them straight in the eyes when he asks the really important questions?

J-No

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:22:03 EDT

Hasn't 9/11 suffered enough already?

UkraineNotWeak

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sarah — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:21:58 EDT

Meanwhile, this morning on CNN I saw that LL Cool J is hosting a rap fantasy camp.

sarah

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:21:13 EDT

Stuart will be there because they need someone who can see both sides of the argument.

Cousins of Ron Mexico