May Pete Rose Live Long And Die Out - Deadspin Comments

May Pete Rose Live Long And Die Out

Unamerican — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:59:05 EDT

@Scoops: But Hamnet died young, so no bed for him.

Unamerican

May Pete Rose Live Long And Die Out

Scoops — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 16:02:01 EDT

@Ooh, Shiny (fka Mob Penguin): There was a son, Hamnet. I just remember him because, well, his name was Hamnet.

You can inadvertently learn a lot about Shakespeare when trying to find pictures of Anne Hathaway.

Scoops

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Innings Eater — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:59:43 EDT

We should voluntarily phase ourselves out for the good of humanity and planet.

I believe that's actually the Holtz family motto.

Innings Eater

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Illegal Immigrant — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:57:15 EDT

I'd like to add the dickfart who invented the rape whistle to that list

Illegal Immigrant

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being_sven — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:56:52 EDT

@Ooh, Shiny (fka Mob Penguin): I think she broke the gender barrier at the Citadel.

being_sven

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War Penguin — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:55:07 EDT

Actually, I remember Shakespeare's daughter. Named Susanna, presumable inheritor of Shakespeare's best bed. (He left his second best bed to his wife.)

Faulkner's daughter, though? Couldn't begin to tell you.

War Penguin

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TheStarterWife — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:54:46 EDT

Man, with that intro I really thought this was going to be a commenter execution post.

Or a post about the Hamm-Garciaparra twins.

TheStarterWife

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LIGHTTHELAMP — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:50:48 EDT

Agreed on JJ. Are the tap dancers coming soon?

LIGHTTHELAMP

May Pete Rose Live Long And Die Out

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:49:03 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

What the fuck happened?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:49:01 EDT

@being sven: maybe she's hanging out with the two monkeys......

Lady Andrea

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being_sven — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:48:20 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Apparently she joined the Movement.

being_sven

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Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:48:20 EDT

KSK disappeared the fantasy maid! Fascists!

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:47:30 EDT

Where'd the Fantasy Maid go?

Lady Andrea