Stableford: Djokovic's A Kitten, Federer's A Cougar - Deadspin Comments

Stableford: Djokovic's A Kitten, Federer's A Cougar

Vermafia — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 23:04:01 EDT

Sen. Larry Craig? That's ridiculous ... or, I oppose that bill, Senator Botswana Meat Commission! Although, come to think of it, I do utilize a wide stance from time to time ...

Vermafia

Stableford: Djokovic's A Kitten, Federer's A Cougar

Botswana Meat Commission FC — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 13:02:37 EDT

"Dylan Stableford" is actually Sen. Larry Craig.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

Stableford: Djokovic's A Kitten, Federer's A Cougar

highlifer — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:49:57 EDT

I am thinking impure thoughts about these videos, especially the 2nd one where he fondles the sausage.

[www.youtube.com]
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highlifer

Stableford: Djokovic's A Kitten, Federer's A Cougar

SA — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:24:36 EDT

Will Lloyd Carr be snapping Djokovic's neck this week?

Stableford: Djokovic's A Kitten, Federer's A Cougar

AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:59:14 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Ahhh the irony is too much!!!

@UkraineNotWeak: Another great pull. I was thinking the special needs guy in "Identity", but that movie sucked.

AwfulAnnouncing

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:49:18 EDT

That YouTube video is great. One step closer to what we really need; the "Locker Cam" brought you by Mennen.

@AwfulAnnouncing: I put the line at the same number that write for AA.com

TheStarterWife

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:48:11 EDT

@AwfulAnnouncing:

More like the character George Kaplan in North by Northwest. Just a character invented to throw the tWWL off the trail of the real underground revolution.

UkraineNotWeak

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AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:43:34 EDT

@The 12 Inch Pianist: Touche'....I'm still upset over the death of Andie MacDowell

AwfulAnnouncing

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The 12 Inch Pianist — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:40:17 EDT

@AwfulAnnouncing: Actually Will is more like Michael Keaton in "Multiplicity".

The 12 Inch Pianist

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SonnyHooper — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:38:45 EDT

@Proverbial: When she decided to divorce Mr. Harden.

SonnyHooper

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The 12 Inch Pianist — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:38:09 EDT

Is Novak gonna have to Djokovic?!?

The 12 Inch Pianist

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AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:37:56 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: He's like Voltron. Sweet.

AwfulAnnouncing

Stableford: Djokovic's A Kitten, Federer's A Cougar

Glossina Glossinidae — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:36:23 EDT

Federer was good but not great yesterday. Imo he got lucky that jokvic was a kid because federer could have easily been down 2 sets.

federer messed up a lot. more than usual.

if this was Tiger versus Mickelson, Mickleson would have won because. instead it was sergio garcia on the other side of the court choking more than federer.

i hate that federer has no nemisis to equal him. at least tiger gets challenged now and then by mickelson.

no connors to a mcenroe. no sampras to a aggasi.

sucks.

Glossina Glossinidae

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:34:40 EDT

Will Leitch is actually a composite of 12 different writers. There is actually no person known as Will Leitch.

UkraineNotWeak

Stableford: Djokovic's A Kitten, Federer's A Cougar

Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:32:23 EDT

@Suss--: Gimme a weekly column!

Camp Tiger Claw

Stableford: Djokovic's A Kitten, Federer's A Cougar

Unregular — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:31:53 EDT

I lost $20 on Novak - that was a stupid bet.

Unregular

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AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:30:25 EDT

Random question.....How many people write for Deadspin now? I'm putting the O/U at 13.

AwfulAnnouncing

Stableford: Djokovic's A Kitten, Federer's A Cougar

Proverbial — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:29:31 EDT

When exactly did Justine Henin pull the Jan Levinson-Gould and drop the "Hardenne'?

Proverbial

Stableford: Djokovic's A Kitten, Federer's A Cougar

theslacker — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:27:25 EDT

No, the 40-something blondes at the bar on Sunday afternoon are cougars.

theslacker

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Suss-- — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:27:15 EDT

Camp Tiger Claw: Monday Morning Punner

Suss--

Stableford: Djokovic's A Kitten, Federer's A Cougar

Weed Against Speed — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:24:44 EDT

@ArmansCopyOfSwank: Next up: The Joan Rivers Fantasy Football post.

"Oh oh oh ohhh Gawd! Can you believe I started Joey Harrington!"

Weed Against Speed

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:23:36 EDT

@Suss--: Sauerkraut and hookers?

Rob Iracane

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:23:33 EDT

Justine Henin dismantled Svetlana Kunetsova.

And then returned it to IKEA in the original box.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:23:07 EDT

Djokovic treated that water bottle like the Steelers treated Charlie Frye.

Rob Iracane

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Suss-- — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:22:05 EDT

"while earning the equivalent of Serbia's gross national product"

It may be a struggling economy, but there's no need to make fun of its smell. That's just juvenile.

Suss--

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:17:57 EDT

So is this one of those "Tonight Show" things where Johnny, er, Will brings in a guest host any time he needs to play golf with Bob Hope or go through a painful divorce?

Will, if you ever let Jay Leno guest host DS, I will cut you.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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Unsilent Majority — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:15:12 EDT

The Davis Cup is only two weeks away.

oh crap

Unsilent Majority