- Deadspin Comments

Philistine — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:25:26 EDT

No. You're all incorrect. It's being SID for the Vanderbilt Commodores.

"Well, we lost again."

Philistine

TimeoutWebber — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:27:44 EDT

@The Gentleman Masher: I remember reading an interview with Howard Schnellenberger somewhere in which he said that he's have FAU playing in a BCS bowl by the end of the decade. Yeah, how's that working out for ya?

TimeoutWebber

The Gentleman Masher — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:14:21 EDT

Beat writer for Florida Atlantic can't be much of a picnic either. At least at FIU, you get brawls.

The Gentleman Masher

Arriaga_II — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:12:10 EDT

Ned gained 32 yards on six carries and had a nifty run that helped set up an FIU field goal.

And with the 1st pick in the 2008 entry draft, the Cleveland Browns select...
Oh wait, they traded that pick.

/pouring salt into gaping wound.

Arriaga_II

rsr26 — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:11:43 EDT

Why was he suspended in the first place? For kicking way too much ass, probably.

rsr26

The Gentleman Masher — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:07:05 EDT

Anyone besides me disappointed to find out that "Ned" isn't his first name?

The Gentleman Masher

TimeoutWebber — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:05:31 EDT

@ArkansasFred: @crazyjoedavola: @UkraineNotWeak: @Weed Against Speed: @buttons: @MattMillenFanClub: Wait, I beat myself:

Beat writer for the Temple football team. Or Duke.

TimeoutWebber

HugsFromHarold — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:01:56 EDT

@MattMillenFanClub: or Lloyd Carr.

HugsFromHarold

theslacker — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:01:11 EDT

Lamar Thomas would roll over in his grave if he saw the U logo painted over by FIU. If Lamar Thomas were dead, that is.

theslacker

Wolf Blitzer — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:00:41 EDT

"Back from a one-game suspension for violating team rules..." Seems rather unjust to me; if Ned IS the team, it seems that the rules should not apply to him.

Wolf Blitzer

theslacker — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:59:35 EDT

Did his suspension involve those crutches again?

theslacker

Chad Sexington — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:50:17 EDT

Ned doesn't make "nifty" runs. That kind of talk makes Ned hopping mad.

Chad Sexington

Stev D — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:46:27 EDT

Ned can never die, only the actors who portray him

Stev D

parker91 — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:45:54 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: that depends, if you write for the D.O., someone good will hire you in a couple years. If you actually live there and write for the big boy papers, then you're screwed.

parker91

MattMillenFanClub — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:45:49 EDT

@Billy Pilgrim: Publicist for Lloyd Carr?

MattMillenFanClub

buttons — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:45:34 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: damn.

buttons

buttons — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:45:25 EDT

@Billy Pilgrim: @ArkansasFred: @crazyjoedavola: @UkraineNotWeak:

Beat writer for Michigan.

buttons

Weed Against Speed — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:44:34 EDT

@Billy Pilgrim: Right now, possibly the beat writer for the Michigan football team?

Weed Against Speed

UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:44:09 EDT

@Billy Pilgrim:

Beat writer for the Syracuse Football team.

UkraineNotWeak

crazyjoedavola — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:43:43 EDT

@Billy Pilgrim: Beat writer for the Buzzsaw?

crazyjoedavola

ArkansasFred — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:43:28 EDT

@Billy Pilgrim: Coach of the FIU football team?

ArkansasFred

TimeoutWebber — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:39:52 EDT

Could there be a more depressing job on earth than beat writer for the FIU football team?

TimeoutWebber

Sandy Magic Jackson — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:39:23 EDT

Why does it feel like Ned's a 9th year Senior at FIU?

Sandy Magic Jackson

UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:37:55 EDT

Is this going to delay Ned's induction into the HOF?

UkraineNotWeak