<![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Yet somehow I like this show. Weird.

Wormfather

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Barbaro is on strike.....FOREVER.

Sheepblog

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Couldn't agree more. I (un)affectionately refer to this sub-genre as "White People With Problems". As if they're entitled to happiness without actually doing anything about it. And on another note Gilbert Arenas continues to prove himself to be about the only reason to pay attention to basketball anymore.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> My suburban, Cuban/Nicaraguan roommate is just as insufferable. The suburbs are indiscriminate in their wrath. (What's wrong with track housing and strip malls??? I like Pei Wei.)

Johnny Blackshoe

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Now that's what I call a pick-n-roll.

MrSinlinlin

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @TheStarterWife: The last thing Gil heard as the car drove away was, "Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> If Travis Henry went on strike, the entire economy of greater Atlanta would go into a recession.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @Moobs: @crazyjoedavola:

That show was lame. They should've titled it Mind of the Married Man as Seen Through the Mind of a Woman.

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> basically the moral of this is that rich people are crazy regardless of color. and damn, i want to be crazy too.

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @Upstate Underdog: Or he is channeling his inner-geisha with the feet binding.

I want to know how big his woman is that she could kick him out of the car though.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Showtime wants to wear his red shoes?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @Port City Gangsta: also from that bit, "my car's a Nova, Wham is breaking up"

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @Moobs: That was my half of the fight. There is always the one show that you gotta watch with the wife. Last year it was Grey's Anatomy. Thankfully I put out both of my eyes with bamboo skewers, so no more bad tv for me.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @The Fake Gimel Martinez: agreed.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @ilovetoscore: I kept checking the DirecTV guide to make sure I hadn't accidentally put on Cinemax.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @LingeringBursitis: "Oh no, my lips are chapped."

/Chris Rock bit about teen suicide

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @MitchKayak: Agreed. Thankfully Mia isn't really underage, so I don't feel bad about it.

Who am I kidding? I wouldn't feel bad.

Moobs

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Soooo Gil. You went on strike for a week, but you let her continue to live in your home and use your credit cards? Jesus, you're the worst labor represenative since Gene Upshaw.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @crazyjoedavola: Wait, you watched that garbage? No wonder you fought.

Moobs

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @Upstate Underdog: I don't get that. GA should not be forced to buy a pair of undersized shoes. Its a travamockasham that famous NBA stars don't have direct hotlines to the major sneaker manufacturers and full access to historic and current catalogs.

What the hell kind of screwed up world do we live in?

The Fake Gimel Martinez

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Will, aren't you discrimnating against your own kind? "Rich white people"? Don't you receive a hefty paycheck from Gawker?

Dewey Decimal System

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> DeShawn Stevenson tried to go on strike for a week, but he could only make it six days before Gil taunted him off the rec room couch at the gym and back home.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Wait, why was he wearing smaller shoes? Why not just buy a bigger pair that matches your outfit. You have the man Gilbert.


Also, better show with a ton of nudity:

Californication.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Mind of a Married Man caused a fight every week between Mrs Crazy Joe and myself.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @Little Wooden Boy: Well, what do you have on your ceiling...just plain paint?

MerryLander

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Gilbert288.jpeg

Do you really have that many pics of Agent Zero Will?

Little Wooden Boy

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> "I wear 13s, but I had on 12s because they matched the outfit I was wearing so my feet were hurting."

Gilbert Arenas = slave to fashion

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Basically, it's just a bunch of rich white people complaining about How We Just Don't Communicate The Way We Used To. You want to take every single one of them and slap them until they stop bitching. The show should run directly after "The Wire," just to prove how goddamned awful suburban white people are. (I have this beautiful house and car and wife and children and job ... WHY CAN'T I BE HAPPY?)

I hear ya. I tired of white people always complaining when they don't realize how good they have it. I mean, when was the last time a white person had to wait an hour and thirty two minutes for a plate of spaghetti?

Dewey Decimal System

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @A Boy Named Ndamukong Suh: Hey, I was really pissed when my local newsagent had run out of copies of the Economist.

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @ilovetoscore: Dream On...that was a great show for a 10 year old boy...

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> How did this devolve into racial comment theatre again? Is that where every thread leads to?

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> What happens when management decides to do a lockout while you're on strike?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Did we mention that it was borderline pornographic? Not that there's anything whrong with that, but I like to keep my porn and HBO series separate. I get so confused!

Oh Dream On... wherefore art thou Brian Benben?

ilovetoscore

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> in happier news from HBO , the season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" was on last night.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Derek Jeter would never go on strike. He's only half black.
/Gary Sheffield

Chris Cooley's Tight End

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> how to deal with a lady

My name is Gilbert Arenas, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Gilbert Arenas would kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @LingeringBursitis:
They sure do.

Bo Pelini Temper Tantrum

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Does cousin Javier employ this same practice in Tuscaloosa?

GTB

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> I think it's very irresponsible when men just bottle up their feelings like that. By being afraid to exhibit emotion, Gilbert denied his true feelings that could have let to a swifter and more peaceful resolution to this issue.

Then again, that's what you get for letting that bitch drive...

Josh Zerkle

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> White people suck.

CharlesBronsonPinchot

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @LingeringBursitis:

Jamie Foxx thinks this is just another example of rampant white-on-white violence.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> What a coincidence! I sleep at my gym too. God bless the fine men and women at the YMCA.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> What union is this? Pipefitters?

Zing!

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Hey, white people have problems too, you know.

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Who wants to sex Arenas?

Tonydanzasleftfoot

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> The only thing worse than that show is having your sig. other keep hitting you in the shoulder all throughout saying "you're that guy." Yeah, so what if I don't feel like talking right when I get home from work. I need drink and food, then we'll cuddle. Jeez. Women.

bsanders37

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Gilbert Arenas GUARANTEES this will improve your relationship.

theslacker

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Ian Edwards told this joke funnier.

Unregular

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> sure it was a terrible show, but there was a ton of nudity and that is enough for me sometimes

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> I am the Sex Cannon. I am the Sex Cannon.
/repeating bear

Hextall454

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> I tried that once, but my wife called in a scab.

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> @Unsilent Majority: I'd commit voter fraud for that ticket.

Disgruntled Goat

]]> <![CDATA[Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life]]> Obama/Arenas '08

/bears repeating

KOGOD

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