Soon, You Will Hear Tales Of Isiah's Smooth Talk - Deadspin Comments

Soon, You Will Hear Tales Of Isiah's Smooth Talk

grayflannelsuit — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:38:40 EDT

I'm still waiting for the class action suit from Knicks fans alleging statutory rape.

grayflannelsuit

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Tuffy — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 13:20:03 EDT

Show me on the commissioner where you touched her.

Tuffy

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SportsCentre — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 13:09:06 EDT

Would a settlement count against the cap?

SportsCentre

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:49:11 EDT

Marv Alpert wants details.

Chief Wahoo

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Max Power — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:33:09 EDT

Is that a microphone in your pocket?

Max Power

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Dieter — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:12:56 EDT

This thing has to go to trial. Simmons has already planned to make it the subject of the bonus piece in the paperback edition of his next book.

Dieter

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:12:08 EDT

Isiah, just apologize the Smoove B way and everything will be fine.

Signal to Noise

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diggity — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:11:26 EDT

Maybe Thomas knows how to put a good jury together.

diggity

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KevinNoMaas — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:09:47 EDT

@Weed Against Speed:
Yep, looks like it. I'm channeling my inner girl detective. No reason for Stern to be hugging it out with Isiah at a Cablevision news conference - can see the logo in the background.

KevinNoMaas

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HeavyPettingZoo — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:05:56 EDT

If we live in a country where we aren't allowed to harass our female coworkers, then the terrorists have already won.

HeavyPettingZoo

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:03:05 EDT

@KevinNoMaas: Aha. It is Larry Brown, isn't it?

Weed Against Speed

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KevinNoMaas — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:01:41 EDT

@Weed Against Speed:
That can't be. David Stern is irresistible. I'm pretty sure Isiah is violating Larry Brown in that picture.

KevinNoMaas

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:57:28 EDT

Not wanting to be outdone and showing the heart of a true competitor, Kevin McHale was just caught fondling mannequins at a TJ Maxx.

Weed Against Speed

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Felonious Monk — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:56:48 EDT

@ArkansasFred: Well, they threw money at Allan Houston, and then he became a problem. Which is close.

Felonious Monk

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Wolf Blitzer — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:55:31 EDT

When Nate Robinson is called to the witness stand, will the Court have booster seats available; or is this something the Knicks should plan on providing?

Wolf Blitzer

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SonnyHooper — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:55:15 EDT

Think the Knicks regret getting rid of Marv Albert, Character Witeness now? Though they still have Clyde Frazier, noted feminist to come to his defense.

SonnyHooper

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goathair — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:53:02 EDT

Isiah Thomas has a perfectly round forehead.

goathair

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:52:47 EDT

"You chose to do this with the plaintiff?"

Matt Sussman

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:52:34 EDT

If it does go to trial, I expect to hear the words "cupped" or "cupping" plenty of times. As in, "Isiah reached down and cupped my ass as he grabbed me for a hug."

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:52:06 EDT

Is the popcorn empire in danger?

Rob Iracane

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MrShiz — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:52:00 EDT

@We Are Donyell Marshall: Irrefutably, yes.

MrShiz

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Off The Baggie — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:50:37 EDT

After a settlement offer of 5 million from the plaintiff, Isiah immediately countered with 5 year, 60 million dollar deal...

Too easy?

Off The Baggie

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:49:40 EDT

Candid photo. Very rarely does Stern show his power outlet to the media.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Chris Cooley's Tight End — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:49:12 EDT

Marbury won't get within 3 miles of a courthouse. Damn shame.

Chris Cooley's Tight End

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:48:41 EDT

Isiah has obviously learned something through this whole ordeal. Do you see how he can hug David Stern without any genital-to-genital contact, even though you know he craved it?Impressive.

Weed Against Speed

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theslacker — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:48:15 EDT

I'd say it's a lewd, crude environment for everyone with that team on the floor.

theslacker

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:48:05 EDT

Since when have the Knicks ever thrown money at a problem?

ArkansasFred

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Randall Tex Cobb — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:44:16 EDT

Wouldn't Isiah being away from the Garden be a good thing for the Knicks?

Randall Tex Cobb