<![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> @Lady Andrea:

Ms. Phelps should LOVE Digger. She got the house out of the deal. Digger just got to bang a co-ed for a while.....

KittyLitterKing

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Nibbles running apeshit over this thread is amusing.

Also, please stop the threadjacks. We know he's hurt if we have the googles.

@CrazyJoeDavola: you know about this Ron Paul guy? I keep seeing banners for him everywhere in in PHX but I'm afraid as to what FBI list I get put on if I research him online.

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Weird. I was given a trial copy of this book and my dust jacket totally does NOT have that about presidential candidate. Either they added that to drum up some press or you got a mistaken one.

Mine does come with positive quotes from Donald Trump, Bob Knight, Thurgood Marshall Jr., and Hannah Storm!

Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> True story:
My dad and I were in Sears years ago and stopped by the Electronics section to check on the ND hoops game.
When they blew it late, my dad exclaimed, "that goddamn Digger!"
The black lady in the next aisle misheard him and was none too pleased.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> @Charles: No he can't. You have to be born in the U.S., which didn't exist when Oden was born.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> @Flametown: unfortunately, i don't think that's true.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> He'd be a better candidate than "Angry Obama the Pothead"

MurrayHewitt

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Can I get one of these part-time ambassador gigs? I have my summers free and enjoy traveling.

What do you mean I have to go to Burkina Faso? Oh, so the other options were Disputed Zone and Rand McNally? Burkina Faso it is!

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> @CliffX:

"Sorry you guys didn't pick Durant"

- Greg Oden

On the plus side, at Oden's age, he too can be a possible Presidential candidate.

Charles

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Touchdown Jesus could be his running mate, to get that Southern Red State vote..

BelichickSpiesOnYou

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> not if lou holtz has anything to do with it

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Gilbert Arenas laughs at this challenge

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Where are the comments?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> @Signal to Noise: Phelps '08: My Digger!

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> He doesn't have Phil Martelli's vote, that's for sure.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> MannysHeadStash: Potential Free Lunch Winner

MannysHeadStash

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> I hope he chooses Peter Boulware as his running mate.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> @CliffX: I can hear the screaming from the Portland front office all the way out here in New York. Oh, wait that's from David Stern's office.

G Voll the Mole

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> I hereby withdraw my support for Ron Paul. Not because of Digger, but because the man is fucking insane. I will now vote for gorgeforeman.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Can I get one of these part-time ambassador gigs? I have my summers free and enjoy traveling.

What do you mean I have to go to Burkina Faso? Oh, so the other options were Disputed Zone and Rand McNally? Burkina Faso it is!

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> @Tonydanzasleftfoot: But does Digger have the voice of an angel?

[www.youtube.com]

Miss Pelled

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> I said it when Jesse Jackson ran, I said it when Obama declared...this country just isn't ready to elect one of those people.

Wait, his name is what?

MannysHeadStash

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> @CliffX: Whee! Threadjacks are over!@!!

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> @GorgeForeman: I could run for Congress...

The Gentleman Masher

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> @Lady Andrea:

Et tu, Andrea?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> I, too, am a "possible Presidential candidate".

GorgeForeman

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> He'll get more votes than that idiot Fred Thompson.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Well - they got Billy Bob Thornton to support him, so I'm in!

The Gentleman Masher

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Nationally adored? My writing teacher, Ms. Phelps, disagrees...

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> This goes well with my theory that Phelps and Ashcroft are the same person. Have you ever seen them at the same place at the same time??? Think about it...

Fuck nibbles

Tonydanzasleftfoot

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Well, Jay Bilas already has a high school gym and some black guys he uses to demonstrate plays.

Maybe now he can use them to demonstrate voter fraud and intimidation.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> What exactly is he digging for anyway?

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Threadjack to end all threadjacks: Oden out for season.

[sports.espn.go.com]

CliffX

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> It's like the entire city of Portland screamed out in pain...and was silenced.
/threadjack

If digger has any anti-vitale platforms, i'll vote for him.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> "a 100 percent graduation rate, an attention-getting figure in President George H. W. Bush's anti-drug program"

Attention-getting insofar as it had nothing to do with drugs?

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> How do we solve the problem in Iraq? Matchup zone!

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Digger for President: I beat Wooden and UCLA. I can beat Osama and Al Qaeds too.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> This goes well with my theory that Phelps and Ashcroft are the same person. Have you ever seen them at the same place at the same time??? Think about it...

Fuck nibbles

Tonydanzasleftfoot

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> This goes well with my theory that Phelps and Ashcroft are the same person. Have you ever seen them at the same place at the same time??? Think about it...

Tonydanzasleftfoot

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Isn't everyone of the proper age and born in the states with no felonies a possible presidential candidate?

You are not a unique snowflake Digger.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Nationally adored? My writing teacher, Ms. Phelps, disagrees.....

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Only if he can send Dickie V one-way to Baghdad.

theslacker

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Well, he is a moron, which is what voters like to see in a candidate.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> I now own Digger2008.com

FastestChickenInTheSouth

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Only if Beano Cook is his running mate

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Digger Phelps cuts deeply into a core constituency of Barack Obama in Illinois: Trixies racked with white guilt.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> On the bright side, son-in-law Jamie Moyer can give him insight into previous successful presidential campaigns, since he was alive for all of them.

StupidAngelos

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> Digger '08: Matching Highlighters For All!

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[He Might Get More Votes Than Mike Gravel]]> A (coach of the) Catholic as President?

Yeah, that'll be the day.

being_sven

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