Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan? - Deadspin Comments

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

Newspaper Hack — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:50:30 EDT

@The Gentleman Masher: Like that guy could get near a girl that was a true Tide fan. The girls I know in Tuscaloosa would cut off an Auburn fan's dick just for suggesting it. Then they would walk down to the Black Warrior River in their heels and throw the offending wang in, to be feasted upon by a myriad of lizards and birds.

Newspaper Hack

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MrSinlinlin — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:06:25 EDT

You've got to be kidding. I'd love to knock the smile off the face of a USC lady. And there are so many surprise moves that would do it. "Rodeo" comes to mind.

MrSinlinlin

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Portugal_The_Man — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:06:07 EDT

my right hand is a Cubs fan, and let me tell you, she's great.

Portugal_The_Man

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Bucketochicken — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:20:41 EDT

@Bucketochicken: "an" Illini. Dammit.

Bucketochicken

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Bucketochicken — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:17:42 EDT

I'm a life-long Hawkeye, and I married and Illini woman last month. In Champaign, no less. We also have sex.

Bucketochicken

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konstantConsumer — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:04:36 EDT

couldn't be worse than sleeping with a republican. and i survived that, barely.

konstantConsumer

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:25:02 EDT

That might, frankly, be the only scoring the Vols do this weekend.

You fucking kidding me? Yes, the offense that hung thirty-one (31) points on Cal with a quarterback nursing a broken finger should really run into trouble versus Florida's secondary full of freshmen.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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Pipes4Strength — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:12:01 EDT

Shouldn't there be a rule that any sexual relations with a fan of a rival school involve something like a hot carl or dirty sanchez. Michigan girls love the hot carl.

Pipes4Strength

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JB* — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:05:05 EDT

As a St. Louis Cardinal and Kentucky Wildcat fan, I add:

My two ex-fiancees were Cub fans, and it did not have much of an effect, mostly since they knew their franchise is doomed.

The Louisville alum, though... the gloating when they got Pitino led to some amazing rage sex that week, as well as before and after the first game.

I whole-heartedly endorse this concept.

JB*

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iantenna — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:52:54 EDT

my mom went to stanford and my dad went to cal, i cried a lot on big game day as a child.

iantenna

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SonofSpurrier — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:49:26 EDT

I had sex with a Georgia fan last night, after I pulled nutted in her eye, I proceeded to do a rooster crow and sing the South Carolina fight song.

SonofSpurrier

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metalmaniac — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:41:58 EDT

My ex is a Braves fan. That never stood in the way of our bumping uglies....

metalmaniac

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I Heart Poop — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:36:10 EDT

i've had alot of sex with alot of different women in my day, and i gotta say, there's something to be said for hate sex.

I Heart Poop

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Chanukah Zombie — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:25:07 EDT

Does that mean Will won't have sex with me because I'm a Missouri fan? Oh, the sadness.

Chanukah Zombie

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:02:34 EDT

I confess to being head over heels in love with a Yankee fan right now, but I'm doing my best to cure her.

Chief Wahoo

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Windier E. Megatons — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:57:44 EDT

Never dated a girl who cared much about sports, which is fine by me - I kind of want that to be my bailiwick in the relationship. She needs to understand how I feel about sports, but frankly I don't think I could date someone who was watching games with me and yelling at the TV - or, to go the other way, if she called herself a fan but was clueless. I was watching a Cubs/Mets game earlier this year and started yelling at my friend's fiancee (clueless Mets "fan") when the Cubs lost on a walkoff walk and she was all happy but didn't know why the Mets didn't get to keep hitting since they hadn't made an out.

Windier E. Megatons

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Texy — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:34:52 EDT

Hate sex with an opposing fan is a dirty, nasty, wonderful thing.

But there are some lines (Sooners) that can never be crossed.

Texy

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Afino — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:33:49 EDT

I am a Packers fan (obviously). My fiance is a Bears fan (she's from Chicago)

I'm also a Sabres fan. She's a (Carolina) Hurricanes fan, because she grew up and spent most of her time in Raleigh. Any hockey fan realizes how that could be a problem.

Yes, my life sucks.

Afino

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xhack — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:24:53 EDT

@David Hume: Go Orange?

xhack

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Jackfruit — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:18:09 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: I think you're giving them too much credit.
Too many people misspell homonyms that I think it's impossible to tell if it's on purpose.

Jackfruit

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Becky_MI — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:16:57 EDT

@pr0ff3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Damn, Jerkwheat, why you gotta be like that?

/trying to defend Michigan girls, since I hid under the requisite XL flannel while an Ann Arbor co-ed.

Becky_MI

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Shakεy — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:16:02 EDT

@Chad Sexington:Would you really want to be related to Kige Ramsey? I would kill myself.

Shakεy

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Chad Sexington — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:12:00 EDT

@preciousroy: Absolutely. Plus, if the Balls has taught us anything, they can use their retard strength to lift things around the house.

Chad Sexington

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J-No — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:05:25 EDT

I've fucked a couple of White Sox fans. I have to say, I like them better when they are screwing. They are ususally too busy to tell you how much the Cubs suck.

J-No

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:03:31 EDT

@Chad Sexington: So you'd rather be the father of Kige Ramsey than the father of a Sawx fan?

Michael Bertin

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Yostal — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:03:08 EDT

@Yostal: The answer is yes. She'll complain I failed to live up the hype, I'll counter that she started strong but faded down the stretch when it really mattered.

Yostal

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Rusty Cajun Ron — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:02:58 EDT

@David Hume: I think you meant "sports" unless she plays something else. And actually, the steeler fan I used to date also played volleyball, softball (had a cannon), and swam. It was really like dating myself. And I'm a jerk, so it would never really work. I find I like them with different interests, and can keep the sports/guy time to myself.

Rusty Cajun Ron

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FightTiger — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:02:56 EDT

I married a Cornhusker, so some rivalries you can look past. Some of our most trying times, though, have been gameday of the Missouri-Nebraska game.

But, I've told her that our relationship would never have happened if she was a jayhawker. It's true.

FightTiger

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Shakεy — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:02:37 EDT

@Sarcastro: So you're saying you'd do someone with herpes?

Shakεy

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Sarcastro — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:56:30 EDT

* um, female. Kinda drunk. Sorry.

Sarcastro

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Chad Sexington — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:56:08 EDT

I just got out of a relationship with a Red Sox fan. It's probably better that way because I'd rather my child be fat, gay, retarded, or a mix of all three than be a Red Sox fan.

Chad Sexington

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Sarcastro — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:55:43 EDT

I think it's any man's obligation to hit anything that's femaile, human and holds still long enough, regardless of athletic interests.

I stand by this maxim with utmost sincerity. And a li'l case-o-th'-herpes.

Sarcastro

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David Hume — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:55:41 EDT

Funny, I'd much rather date a girl who is into playing sports* rather than one wrapped up in being a fan.

Too many of the hardcore sportsfan girls (except the GLOD, of course) I know remind me of college in CNY - chubby makeup-averse boozehounds in Bills sweatshirts trying to be "one of the guys."

*Occasionally questioned when she shoots a 78 from the same tees you shot a 91 from.

David Hume

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Tuffy — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:55:30 EDT

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: I considered that, but we remember Martin Luther too kindly because we don't have video. I'm pretty damned sure I got that right.

However, I nominate Bob Kraft as Henry VIII.

Tuffy

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Rusty Cajun Ron — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:54:59 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: The other upside is buying two AFC championship tickets is considered a fantastic Christmas present.

Rusty Cajun Ron

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jwaves2007 — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:54:50 EDT

I am a Rams fan and my wife is a Chiefs fan and we hate fuck everyday. She walks by me every day and says I hate you and I say fuck you.....Thanks I will be here all week.

jwaves2007

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DM — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:53:10 EDT

So do we need a fuck lion to fuck anything at Penn State?

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Animal Style — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:53:06 EDT

@dzop: I'd sooner give up my God than my team. At least I can prove my team exists.

Animal Style

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LingeringBursitis — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:52:22 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: No, but there are females [meow]

LingeringBursitis

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The Gentleman Masher — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:51:49 EDT

@Shawon-O-Meter: Exactly - breed them out!

I'm cool with swimming in enemy waters. As my good Auburn fan friend once said: "I'll hook up with an Bama fan - I just won't call her the next day."

The Gentleman Masher

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:51:43 EDT

@Tuffy:
Lamar Hunt = Martin Luther.

Al Davis = Jim Bakker

@TheStarterWife: Damn, almost as bad as a Ravens fan. I hope I'm letting you down easy, but was he converted after Elway retired?

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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Yostal — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:51:41 EDT

It's a continuum...
Ohio State fan, never!!
Northwestern fan, sure!

Michigan State fan, damn it, I need a moment to ponder. I mean, it's a Sparty...but...damn it, I need a minute.

Yostal

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:50:58 EDT

I routinely fuck the daughter of a Yankee fan.

As for the aforementioned daughter, she could care less about baseball.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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Shakεy — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:50:46 EDT

@preciousroy: As long as it's not Brady Quinn related.

Shakεy

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:50:43 EDT

@LingeringBursitis:
I know you're making that up.

There are no female soccer fans in Italy.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:50:27 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: How so?

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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HeavyPettingZoo — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:50:11 EDT

@Jackfruit:

Vawl:dawn
Vol:don

Southern drawl, y'all. Am I the only one who gets this???

HeavyPettingZoo

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Carson — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:50:10 EDT

"...our worst relationships have always been with Cubs fans."

Especially this year, since we've been beating the Cardinals like a drum.

Carson

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:49:05 EDT

Well, we've had the sex and the drugs today. Are we going to get a rock 'n' roll thread just for the sake of completeness?

Michael Bertin

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BelichickSpiesOnYou — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:48:16 EDT

@B: Thats not a Chargers jersey she is wearing you dork..its a Florida jersey

BelichickSpiesOnYou

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dzop — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:48:09 EDT

@Animal Style:

By the way, I am dead-freakin-serious.

Any Jew Yankee fan knows that, if you're dating a shikseh, that's really a fair offer on both sides.

dzop

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HeavyPettingZoo — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:47:22 EDT

@David Hume:

Dude- it was part of the joke.

HeavyPettingZoo

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:47:20 EDT

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: He was a Bronco's fan. Was.

TheStarterWife

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Tuffy — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:46:55 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Yes, and Al Davis is Martin Luther.

Tuffy

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:46:54 EDT

I would definitely have sex with a Yankee fan, I see no problem with it at all. My wife however is a mean old bitch*

*tender mother to my children

crazyjoedavola

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:45:29 EDT

@Tuffy: Is being Catholic like being in the NFC?

TheStarterWife

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:45:10 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Is this your way of saying TSB was a Ravens fan?

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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ArtDonovansLovechild — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:44:53 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: LOL. I dated a Steeler fan through college, I dont often brag about it. Then again, if youve seen most Ravens/Orioles chicks its not much of an upgrade.

On the plus side, when she was in the mood to pick a fight it was usually on a subject I cared about, rather then something stupid and non-sports related. And yes, grudgefucking was always fun.

ArtDonovansLovechild

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sir_pantsalot — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:44:32 EDT

@ArkansasFred:
There are a whole lot of ugly of ugly Philly chicks. I would also stay away from the female Cowboys fans who have the female mullet or that crasy southern big hair thing going on.

sir_pantsalot

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:44:26 EDT

@ArkansasFred: truth.

Signal to Noise

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Animal Style — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:44:16 EDT

@dzop: That is so beyond wrong, I don't know where to start.

The first time I did it with a Red Sox fan, I put on a Yankees jersey before she came over to my place. I call that "testing the waters before parting the waters."

Animal Style

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OchentaYcinco — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:44:05 EDT

I've never had hate sex based on sports allegiance. I've only ever had hate sex with a girl because I truly hated her.

OchentaYcinco

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Illegal Immigrant — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:44:03 EDT

@Kim_Jong_Illin: How hard could it be? Prob not much harder than tying a one-dollar bill to my zipper and hosting a crude-oil wrestling party

Illegal Immigrant

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Jackfruit — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:44:02 EDT

@David Hume: no friggin crap. The only thing dawning about my pants is for the ladies. Yes and Yes.

Jackfruit

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ASox — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:43:53 EDT

I think there is a big distinction between (1)"sleeping" with a rival fan and (2)"having a relationship" with a rival fan.

(1) Absolutely if she is HOT.

(2) No, never.

ASox

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BoSox Siobhan — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:42:37 EDT

Man oh man. I used to have great grudge sex with a Yankees fan. God, the shit that we used to say to each other in the sack. Ooph.

BoSox Siobhan

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:42:16 EDT

@LingeringBursitis:

4. Profit!!

The Fan’s Attic

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:41:57 EDT

It's not like you have to marry them.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Dan-tastic — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:41:32 EDT

@Larry Bird Flu:
BERZERKER!

Dan-tastic

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LingeringBursitis — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:41:03 EDT

The 3 Steps to sleeping with an Italian soccer fan [SS Lazio edition]:
1. Be fascist.
2. Denounce a minority in public.
3. Set fire to something.

Score!

LingeringBursitis

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MerryLander — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:40:32 EDT

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Unless, of course, she brings her partner. I think the French call in manage a toi

MerryLander

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Animal Style — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:40:23 EDT

@TheStarterWife: It's like the Borg.

Animal Style

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Jerkwheat — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:40:12 EDT

@Yinka Double Dare: everyone knows the State ladies are superior to the Ann Arbor ladies anyway

Jerkwheat

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:40:01 EDT

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Unless you're a women's volleyball player, of course.

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Shawon-O-Meter — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:39:10 EDT

I feel like it's like taking over land in a war. If I'm sleeping with a Cardinal fan, that means she's not sleeping with one of her tribe.

Shawon-O-Meter

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:39:01 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew: Your honor, I would like to present Exhibit 1, AJ Hawk.

Judge: I find against Big Daddy Drew. Anything related to sex and AJ Hawk is wrong. Criminally wrong. I sentence Big Daddy Drew to 2 months of BBW porn viewing.

The Fan’s Attic

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Jimbo — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:38:40 EDT

This exact phenomenon was brewing last weekend:

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Jimbo

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:38:39 EDT

@sir_pantsalot: How many possible variations of that joke can we have today?

ArkansasFred

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OchentaYcinco — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:38:33 EDT

@sir_pantsalot: I'm an Eagles fan but I'd plow through Cowboys fans in a heartbeat. I love me some Southern girls.

OchentaYcinco

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:38:12 EDT

Last girl I hooked up with that had a known sports allegiance was a Red Wings fan. I almost wish I had been an Avs fan just so it could have been, uh, better.

Michael Bertin

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Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:35:53 EDT

@dzop: Win-win.

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan

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Tuffy — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:35:47 EDT

@TheStarterWife: I thought you weren't Catholic.

Tuffy

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sir_pantsalot — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:35:22 EDT

At first I thought the answer is no but then I thought about the Eagles and girls from Philly and quickly changed my mind. I have to go full circle and change my mind back to yes because it is not because they are Eagles fans but because they are ugly.

-Cowboys fan wishing to be in Dallas instead of Houston

sir_pantsalot

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:35:11 EDT

doing it with other team's fan > doing it with somone who playes for the OTHER team

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Phatty — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:35:04 EDT

My humping partner is a Steelers fan. It's a different conference which makes it a little better.

Phatty

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Shakεy — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:34:57 EDT

@dzop: Oh yeah, thanks for Roshahahanahana.

Shakεy

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MerryLander — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:34:26 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Happened to a good friend of mine from Vandy--he married a UT girl. Now he gets excited about watching the Vols play and even roots for them against the 'Dores. It is quite sad and reduced Vandy's football fan base by 5%.

MerryLander

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OchentaYcinco — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:34:07 EDT

Upside of banging a girl who's a Steelers fan: There's always a towel around for when you're done.

Downside of banging a girl who's a Steelers fan: Have you seen most female Steelers fan?

OchentaYcinco

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:34:04 EDT

If you let team affiliations get in the way of scoring some gash then chances are you're not in danger of getting laid anyway.

ArkansasFred

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:33:50 EDT

Hate-fucking is always awesome, although I don't think it's any coincidence that the one time I dated a Chiefs fan, it lasted less than two months.

(I won't date Raider fans. I haven't met an attractive Raider female fan yet; doesn't mean they don't exist.)

Signal to Noise

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Cecil Cooper — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:33:27 EDT

You could always go with the donkey punch. That's a great angry gesture, and you still get to bust a nut.

Cecil Cooper

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Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:32:40 EDT

Where's that picture of the burly Yankees fan Frenchkissing the burlier Red Sox fan? Hott.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

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dzop — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:32:27 EDT

My girl and I have a deal. We marry, she converts to Judaism, I convert from the Yanks to the Sox. Sounds fair to me.

dzop

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Yinka Double Dare — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:32:03 EDT

Meh, my wife was a varsity athlete at State and thus doesn't exactly have any love for UM. We just don't watch that game together, and she doesn't care that much about sports anyways.

We definitely got a lot of "that's disgusting" yelled at us walking by the houses on State St in Ann Arbor on the MSU/UM gameday though.

Yinka Double Dare

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David Hume — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:31:53 EDT

Might he consider dawning pants on the walk to the store to buy a fucking dictionary?

David Hume

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brougham — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:31:43 EDT

Those Carhartt huntin' overalls are mighty hard to pull off in the same time as a pair of jean shorts. Plus, I hear they do bad things for the boys.

brougham

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Kim_Jong_Illin — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:31:36 EDT

@Illegal Immigrant: The critical assumption here, of course, is that you could ever land a cowboys fan. Having lived in both towns, let me tell you, Dallas women make DC women look like, well, DC men. (and that's not good.)

Kim_Jong_Illin

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Babcocksure — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:31:34 EDT

yes and...yes

Babcocksure

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PHONICS wif Emmitt Smiff — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:30:57 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Fuck the Cardinals.

PHONICS wif Emmitt Smiff

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Illegal Immigrant — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:30:55 EDT

@Lady Andrea: So, then, is it OK if I punch her during the "hate sex." Cause hate is stuch a strong word, I don't think my violent pelvic thrusts will do it justice

Illegal Immigrant

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:30:19 EDT

@Tuffy: And at the end? They convert to your teams.

TheStarterWife

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Matt_T — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:30:16 EDT

Note to female Gators, Vols, Yellow jackets, Mets etc, I see nothing wrong with this.

(call me)

Matt_T

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:30:06 EDT

@Illegal Immigrant: Mr. Snyder, we didn't know you posted here!

A Pimp Named DaveR

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

Lady Andrea — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:29:26 EDT

I always thought the arguing with your opposing team's fan was like foreplay to the hate sex. Works out nice.

Lady Andrea

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

Drew Magary — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:29:16 EDT

It isn't wrong to do it with anyone. Doing it is always right.

Drew Magary

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

being_sven — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:29:10 EDT

"Grudge fuck"

being_sven

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

Disgruntled Goat — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:28:16 EDT

I'm not sure if the author heard, but here in America, we have color.

Disgruntled Goat

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

Illegal Immigrant — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:27:06 EDT

I'd have sex with a Cowboys fan...if only to pop in her face while singing "Hail to the Redskins"

Illegal Immigrant

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:26:58 EDT

Answer: Only if they're butt-ugly.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Tuffy — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:26:37 EDT

And another "angry sex" virgin is heard from.

Tuffy

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

Dead Air ummm Dead Air — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:26:26 EDT

I'm a pretty big Devils fan, but I don't think I want to have sex with too many of them. Too many obese, suburban Jersey mothers make up our "fan base"

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

McNutty — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:26:14 EDT

You can pull all kinds of Yankee fan ass just by whispering the word "Jeter" in their ear.

McNutty

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Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:26:03 EDT

As a fan of the team that's playing against the Chargers this weekend, and after looking at that picture, the answer is clearly Oh Hell Yes!

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

Larry Bird Flu — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:26:01 EDT

They're not "making love," Will. They're blue-blooded Americans "making fuck." It's different.

Larry Bird Flu

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:25:37 EDT

If you can't get laid in Gainesville, you have no face.

Camp Tiger Claw

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

diddly — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:24:47 EDT

Yes and yes. Of course, I really have nothing against the gators, but still.

diddly

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

The Gizmo from Pismo — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:24:43 EDT

yes. yes.

The Gizmo from Pismo

Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

bsanders37 — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:24:03 EDT

Had sex with a Cubs fan this morning. And I felt fine. Still do.

bsanders37