<![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Holy crap -- that's Conrad Bain (aka Mr. Drummond)!

Animal Style

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> "I will now shout slogans at you. Feel the burn! Is that the best you can do!"

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Jen P: Hey, it works for me. But I tend to throw up when I'm trying to read on the crapper.

Hamster-Style

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: As a former elliptical user, I can say, yes, you look like a pussy when you are on it. I used to get these stares from people on the treadmill, and you can tell they are thinking "He's too lazy to actually run" (which, ironically, is now what I think when I see people on one while I am running). Whether or not it's justified, the elliptical is a cop out. If you must use it, crank the incline all the way up and go as fast as humanly possible.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: That will also work. All Maiden is good Maiden

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Hamster-Style: I don't get how anyone can read when they're on one of those things. I tried it once and almost threw up.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Upstate Underdog: That really depends on how much of a sweat i'm working up. Otherwise the Bandana is just tacky.

Portugal_The_Man

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: I feel your pain. I have all sorts of nasty knee problems that limit me on the treadmill too. So i have also taken to the elliptical.

It's not gay so long as you keep the metal (I prefer Amon Amarth and Pantera as workout music) and don't read any women's magazines. Stick to news magazines and maybe something sports related.

Hamster-Style

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Deadspin rage: First reported case would have to be Iracane going through the Supermike flags.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @tonguequinncheek: Just another case of Lance throwing up the Hook 'em Horns.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Upstate Underdog: Actually it's usually anything off "Rock in Rio," Live Maiden is like musical steroids, especially those versions of "Fear of the Dark" or "The Clansman."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Upstate Underdog: *nothing should make you feel like less of a man. Eddie Lives !

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: I've got chronic shin splints so I can't run. I see plenty of guys use the elliptical. I on the other hand listen to the Chemical Brothers and suffer watching the Mets on TV.

DM

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: The fact you are listening to Iron Maiden should never make you feel like less of a man, especially if it is "7th Son of a 7th Son" you are listening to. Use the eliptical, it is more exercise than my fat ass does.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: You're not less of a man. Now, if you watch "Newsies" while working out, then yes, maybe.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Sorry for the Spanish.

Lou Dobbs does not approve of your outsourcing of good, upstanding American humor.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @PeteJäyhawk™: Sorry, I meant the Basque Uprising in Queens, the Bronx and certain parts of northern Brooklyn.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Im in ur class, frowing your spinners!

The Gentleman Masher

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Lance Armstrong 34, a for the US Postal Service, was at the Pyrenees riding hard uphill. He apparently became so fed up by fellow rider Ivan Basso taunting him with steroid allegations during the climb that he ripped up one of Basso's testicle and yelled, "ride with one nut bitch!!"

DM

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Real men can pull off that kind of stuff. You, sir, are a real man.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Need a group judgment call here: I've got chronically bad ankles and knees (at the tender age of 24, I like to call it the "Belushi Plan") so, rather than using the treadmill and incurring joint swelling, I use the elliptical, with scores of housewives.

My question is, given my legitimate physical reasons for doing so, am I still less of a man for using the elliptical? Because damned if I don't feel that way sometimes, listening to Iron Maiden while surrounded by women reading this month's "Redbook" or "Woman's Day."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> "Bitch, this is spin rage," said Samuel L. Jackson, Sugarman's attorney.

Corrected.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @bull47: Monica Seles disagrees.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Anyone who says spinning can't bring happiness, hasn't extreme spun before.

AugieOjedaFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Sandy Magic Jackson: The ETA seems to think the Basque uprising has already begun.

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Upstate Underdog: Just wait until the next time Gawker updates the site format.

Donald_Igwebuike

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Mr. Carter's rage grew as he tried unsuccessfully to pull along side Mr. Sugarman to politely explain his displeasure.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> I take it Carter has never gone to a women's tennis match, otherwise we would have already seen him on espn highlights by now.

bull47

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Upstate Underdog: You must've missed the day Will threw Pot Roast & Gravy and his comment right off the top of the interweb. There was gravy splattered everywhere. Oh the humanity.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @The Fan's Attic: Wow, the comments below that video make the Fanhouse look like the Algonquin Round Table.

StupidAngelos

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Portugal_The_Man: what about a bandana tied around your head ?

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @GyroBallsDeep: There it is, deadspin rage. Still haven't thought what I'm going to do about it.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Didn't Chris Farley do an SNL skit on this?

bull47

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> If you were tired of his grunting you should have just stabbed him in the shoulder.

-Günter Parche

El Knob Grande

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Clone Wars>Spin Wars.

And (Sorry for the Spanish)? We never need excuses. Just wait till the Basque uprising...

Basque Uprising>Clone Wars

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Upstate Underdog: I prefer to go to the gym in jean shorts, a mesh tank top, and converse high tops.

Portugal_The_Man

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> I heard a rumor that he yelled "When was the last time you closed something huh? You couldn't close a fuckin' window you moron!" shortly thereafter.

ChiSwede

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> The dog laughs at Mr. Carter's attack on a stationary bike. [www.youtube.com]

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> RATM is allegedly considering a comeback. And that makes me feel wonderful.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> I never would consider someone who weighs 200lbs to be a spinner.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Upstate Underdog: I just flagged your comment, what are you gonna do about it, huh? HUH?

GyroBallsDeep

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> having to listen to someone grunt and scream a lot at the gym is annoying. kind of like the guys that wear jeans and workboots to work out and only do upper body.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Damn, is there any athletic activity that HGH hasn't infected?

ILoveIt

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> @Jen P: Remind me not to have sex with this guy.

If you need reminders not to have sex, your boyfriend (girlfriend?) is one lucky individual.

Refer To Madness

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> ... meant to bring mankind together through the shared experience of pointless effort...

Also a fine description of going to Notre Dame football games.

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Christopher Carter is showing the symptoms of a Tour de France entrant.

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Maxim Investments Group suggests you move all assets to pictures of Kiera Knightly and sophomoric drivel.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> I'm still waiting for the first reported incident of deadspin rage.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Will's Woody Allen thing scares me....

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Didn't Sugarman smell the Drakkar Noir that clearly marked Carter's turf?

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Spinning is a "euphoric experience"? "Making noises to increase his high"? Remind me not to have sex with this guy.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> "When keepin' it real goes wrong."

quick

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Threw him and his bike into a wall? God damn.

And here I thought all he did was catch touchdowns.

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> One can only hope thats the last we see of the hooting and grunting tag (easy a-rod joke?)

NDEddieMac

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Well, having the bike and rider thrown into a wall really is the only way spinning could be a "high-impact" exercise.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> There are far more enjoyable ways to increase your high than spin class.

Refer To Madness

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> at least he didn't tase him, bro

swayzegoescrazy

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Despite all his rage, he's still just a broker in a spin class.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Lucielle 2: "I'm going to my spin class"

Gob: "I thought you had vertigo..."

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine]]> Tupac did Tae-Bo.

Billy Blanks is up in this bitch representin'!

Weed Against Speed

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