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]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @UkraineNotWeak:
ISP: AOL

thefess

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Why is everyone talking about the Scott Baio classic "Zapped"? That movie came out a long time ago.

acer

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> When I saw that video I thought the guy was demented or something. He asks a tough question first, then immediately follows it up by asking Kerry if he was part of a Skulls group or something stupid like that. I know a lot of people were shocked the cops tasered him (just check out the comments in the Youtube video), but when someone's going out of control like that, and even after he's on the floor yelling and moving around, I can't completely condemn the police for taking that action.

Plus I like violence.

CliffX

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Nationalcoholic: Yeah, the one and only.

THANK YOU. I WILL TRULY MISS TH

THE DUGOUT.

HEY GUYS ITS JI

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> I love his email address...

famouswriterman@aol.com

within three years he'll be the annoying barista nobody wants to order from.

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the.munson

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Meyer was probably headed to "the club" (A.K.A. the local Walmart) after the speech. Attending some lecture no one cares about and later going to Wal-Mart - considered part of the nightlife in Gainesville.

Dewey Decimal System

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @HEY GUYS ITS JI: Calvin and Hobbes, yeah?

LOVE THE COMMENTER NAME!

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @The Gentleman Masher: Verbing weirds language.

HEY GUYS ITS JI

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: Before I get started, I wanted to acknowledge that yes, I read Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee. He is in fact my favorite anti-Mencia writer. But let me be clear: I am not stealing his opinions, and I never will. The reason I like him so much is that he thinks much the same way I do. We probably read a lot of the same anti-Mencia literature, and our opinions will converge at times.

dirty foreigner

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Some people pay good money for a good tasering. He should be thankful!

BoeheimIsMySavior

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @spinachdip: What the hell did you just do?

The Gentleman Masher

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> I guess it was inevitiable.

[video.google.com]

Kanye should sample this instead of Daft Punk next time.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Nobody said freedom (of speech) was without pain, bro.

It should have been you, Nancy Grace.

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Hit Bull Win Steak: Except today, it was ho's before bro's.

I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> I wish the cops had planted some of OJs memoribilia on him.

ILoveIt

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> "Don't tazer me, manzeer" just didn't sound as good.

Roxanne Put on the Red Light Racicot

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Couldn't the cops just have flagged his comment as inappropriate, and moved on?

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @TheStarterWife: yes? what is it? are you having visions? vapors?

supermike4ever

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> By the looks of him and by the fact that he was tasered...does that make him a huge Jeremy Shockey fan? Get it? Shockey? Man, I'm fucking hilarious.

CharlesBronsonPinchot

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Staring at my sandals?

That's a tasing.

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @TheStarterWife:

I think you're on to something.

GorgeForeman

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @spinachdip: Neither did your post.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> who knew shell necklaces were such dangerous conduits for electricity?

jfreela

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: They had to use the Jaws of Life to get Prince out.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> No way Botswana. I don't agree with the music of Creed, just their dispute resolution slogans.

I wonder if a good tasing with cure sexlexia?

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Wait wait wait wait...

Supermike?

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]>

Actually, I just read his draft diary for this year, and we wrote down the exact same Stephen A. Smith quote. Coincidence?

Doesn't that just mean Simmons shoots the same fish in the predictable barrel as every SoCo swiggin', keg standin' fratnerd?
Or that Simmons has conditioned every SoCo swiggin', keg standin' fratnerd to shoot think it's brilliantly hysterical to point out Stephen A. quotes?

Neither party comes out looking good here.

spinachdip

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> What's up with people using nouns as verbs nowadays anyway?

I think I'm going to sofa after I sandwich...

The Gentleman Masher

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: Coincidence? I think not.

ChiSwede

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Just watch this dick turn around and sue. He wasnt exercising his right to free speech, just exercising his right to be a douche.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Actually, I really enjoyed his op-ed in The Onion.

Brunch Mavens

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @drewheyman:
Did you see that Creed lip-synching video they made? Whoever came up with that piece of shit deserves 50,000 volts.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> I'm surprised he said Bro and not Broseph.

This guy would be a great candidate for "hot chicks with douchebags"

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Bitch, act like a man.

/Isiah Thomas.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Chad Sexington:
True, but the beauty of the tasering is that it can make Joey Porter involuntary scream like a Clay Aiken fan.

You haven't lived until you've seen some of the great hillbilly meth-head taserings on COPS.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @luol dang:
"Ape" is a legitimate verb - totally unlike, say, "tase."

BoSox Siobhan

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Keep making me more famous, bro

pr0FF'3ss0r_j'3rkwh3at

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Any band (Creed) that says "311, I am ready to fight!" has my seal of approval, and I like a few 311 songs.

It doesn't matter anyways. Creed was from along time ago. This guy likes Plain White Tees.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @stopmikelupica: And Ohio State. Don't forget Ohio State.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @twoeightnine: Brannigans law is like Branigans love. Hard and fast

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> You know what? I wasn't even CLOSE to guessing Validus by his repeated use of the word "bro" - so you are incorrect there.

[www.theandrewmeyer.com]

Unregular

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @thedirty d: For real, convulsions are cool, but yelping like a biatch = not in the least bit gangsta.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Suss--: I guess his collar wasn't the only thing popped that day.

HEY OH! Thanks, folks! I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your server!

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> this reminds me of when my little brother would see how far he could push my old man by doing something he wasnt supposed to and then when the old man had enough and took off his belt my "bro" would runaway screaming "what did i do?" And he sounded like Dane Cook too

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Did anyone else notice that he signs all articles as "The Andrew Meyer"? I thought articles in front of names were only reserved for Bronx and Orange Counties....

stopmikelupica

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Wasn't Scott Baio in a movie that was about something EXACTLY like this whole incident?

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Hamster-Style: He'll be sure to follow-it up with his patented "I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT!" face, too.

A face that I'd very much like to introduce to the business end of a broomstick.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> I wonder which drew more people: the march to free him or the "Sick metal band smashing face in Gainesville".

ClownForPound

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Zap Brannigan > all other Zaps

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> this guy is a major pansy...he was crying. I'm sure getting hit with a taser is not fun but come on bro!

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Since when is the word "ape" a verb?

"Unless you think I'm just aping his material..."

Am I just not hip with what the Dbags are saying these days?

Bob Loblaw

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: Clearly, the cop says "you will be tased..." - so he was just speaking their language, bro.

Unregular

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: Hey, just as long as Mencia yells a lot when he does it, and then makes a funny face during his delivery, I bet it will be the highest of high comedy.

Hamster-Style

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> So can this guy's blog be considered a "doucheblog?"

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> I have never been a proponent of turning fire hoses onto protests. Then the "Free Andrew Meyer" march happened.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: Also, Zap > Zap Bro

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> apparently today is "Bro's and Ho's Day" on Deadspin

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Yo, stop hasslin' me, bro, I gotta go check out the new BS report before I write my blog that nobody reads...

swayzegoescrazy

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Go to his website, and scroll down to the bottom, and witness the best watermark that a douchetit has to offer:

[www.theandrewmeyer.com]

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Matt_T: Wouldn't the electric pulse transfer to our beloved Holly, in that case, though? & we wouldn't want that.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Go away, bro.

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> My favorite part of the whole "Don't tase me, bro!" thing?

I wasn't aware "tase" is a verb. Actually, I wonder how he spells it. Perhaps with a z.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> All I listened to when I was 21 was Das EFX and Onyx.

So yeah... tastes change.

Also, those other 35 or so Florida students filling 40% of that hall were cheering as the cops were arresting him - pretty funny.

Unregular

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Now everyone knows what we COPS fans have known for years: that taserings are hilarious.

Whenever you hear the cop say "We've got a situation over at the Hardee's by the trailer park," DO NOT CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Yup, these are my column stealers

NDEddieMac

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Also, it looks like Appalonia has really let herself go.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> The 20 or so people there to hear the speech must have been really disappointed.

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Testicular electrocution for all who get into monkey shines.

StartingAces

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Hamster-Style: Yes indeedy.

It also means that Carlos Mencia will have a bit on not getting tased four years from now.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Last night I thought it was funny that he said "bro" just before he was tasered. Now I think it was hilarious.

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> We will look back on this era of unchecked bro-tasering and we will be ashamed

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> "Careful with my shirt! You might flip the collar back down."

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> The reason I like him so much is that he thinks much the same way I do. We probably read a lot of the same draft literature, and our opinions will converge at times

Also he has the cutest little dimples and he smells like sweet lilacs...sigh...

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> "Where were the NBC cameras when I was awesomely calling him John Scary? Huh? That's right, another shot of the cops!"

ClownForPound

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> OMG they'll be BFF!!!!11@!!!1

becky

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: So does that mean Louis CK had a bit on not getting tased 4 years ago?

Hamster-Style

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @UkraineNotWeak: The kid actually SOUNDS like Dane Cook.

I could totally hear Cook saying "Don't tase me, bro." Seriously. I nearly spat out my Cinammon Toast Crunch the first time I saw this on the news.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Can someone tase Tebow beofre Ocober 27th?

Thanks.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Anyone who likes Creed reaps what he/she sows.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Meyer is a wuss. I could have taken that female security guard.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Sadly, he lost his dirty white Red Sox cap in the melee.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Zap Mama > Zap Bro

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: I wish they'd tased him too.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Not listed:

Favorite Comedian: Dane Cook

Favorite Band: Creed

Man deserved a battery and a pair of jumper cables connected to his balls.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: As is his cousin, Oscar.

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> His father, Urban, is still unimpressed.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: Alas, it was too late to make it a fantasy football team name.

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Dude, dude, dipshit.

twentyfivemillionreasons

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> "Don't tase me, bro!" is sweeping the nation.

I couldn't be happier.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> Where are his jean shorts in that picture?

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[The Taser Kid Has Unsurprising Tastes]]> That moron deserved the damn tasering before I read this, now I'm even more so convinced.

theslacker

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