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Pat White Has A Special Friend

AmyGridironGoddess — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:43:51 EDT

Is it because I live in LA that I don't think Erin Andrews is all that spectacular looking? I mean she is cute, but....

well am not a guy, nor a lesbian so what do i know? lol

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acer — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 17:33:30 EDT

@3championshipsandwich: yes

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:54:16 EDT

Pat White wins. Damn you Pat White.

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VTBen — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:42:24 EDT

Dick Vitale is jealous.

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DamnSkippy — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:32:17 EDT

@3championshipsandwich: Clearly you have not visited Pittsburgh recently.

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Swolestice — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:28:02 EDT

@3championshipsandwich: blasphemy

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DamnSkippy — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:17:16 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I just spit up in my mouth a little bit.

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:08:11 EDT

Man oh Mandingo, is Pat White a lucky bastard.

"I almost fainted when she came--". That's where the quote ended for me.

Erin Andrews: Giving straight men and non-traditional females Comcasms since 2000.

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iHaveaRagingTebowner — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:02:05 EDT

Is everyone around here that desperate for hot chicks?
I mean, yeah, Erin Andrews is good looking, but I can think of, like, 10 close friends' girlfriends and wives who are much hotter-- and don't live in Atlanta, aka the suckiest city in America.

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shtickless — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:57:00 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: Doesn't that require multiple individuals to be serviced by Shanoff, and not just the Tebowner?

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Swolestice — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:27:00 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I'm pretty sure that's more along the lines of statutory than cougary.

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Cake or Death — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:21:07 EDT

Wonder what Harold Reynolds is thinking about this! Wasn't he fired over "just a hug," at least as he tells it?

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Mmole — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:17:16 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo:
I believe what Shanoff got from Tebow was a facial. If the rest of the Gators' offense had joined in, then it would be Bukkake. But I pick nits; that gal's got a nice set of honeys, don't she?

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DongerArd — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:15:54 EDT

@Suss--: Brah-VOH!

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Clare — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:12:42 EDT

For a minute, I confused Pat White with Pat Summitt. I was going to say, "How nice, Pat Summitt is finally embracing her lesbionic tendencies after her divorce."

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Swolestice — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:07:19 EDT

@Lady Andrea: No way, she's still under 30. You have to be over 30 to be a cougar.

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Carson — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:48:37 EDT

Does this mean Joe Namath is vindicated?

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Portugal_The_Man — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:39:35 EDT

I knew that picture looked familiar, Erin Andrews....or big foot?

[www.hurlbox.com]

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katolesce — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:36:12 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

I know. I just love the opportunity to reference NPH any chance I get.

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SantaBarbaraWahoo — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:34:13 EDT

White no longer needs a Heisman, as he has something far more valuable; the affection of Erin Andrews.

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:29:37 EDT

@DamnSkippy: dude, a Fuck Lion is a penis. How do people not know this?

@katolesce: I know what statutory rape is. It was a joke.

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katolesce — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:22:38 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

According to NPH, you have to be in your 40's to be a cougar. Long hair, exposed cleavage, and long nails. What you just described, according to several state laws, is statutory rape.

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:21:57 EDT

@I'm a People Person Who Drinks: Just wear a motorcycle helmet. She'll never know the difference. It would be kind of like Lewis and Betty Childs in Revenge of the Nerds.

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DamnSkippy — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:20:59 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Cougar? No. Fuck Lion? I'd like to think so!

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acer — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:20:34 EDT

pfft, Doyle Brunson has bigger boobs than her

acer

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:19:12 EDT

@Lady Andrea: that example you gave is total cradle-robbing, but then again, cougar status and cradle-robbing aren't mutually exclusive.

Yay for having opinions.

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Senators Lost Cojones — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:18:36 EDT

@Senators Lost Cojones: If anyone needs me, I'll be a minimum 500 yards from my computer.

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Slothrop — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:18:17 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

less cougar-y, more felonious.

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:17:33 EDT

She wants to dance with Simmons, and kisses Pat White. Hmm - is Erin Andrews secretly a sports groupie layup?
Only one way to find out - if I ever meet her - I'm going to introduce myself as Ben Roethlisberger.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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Senators Lost Cojones — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:16:31 EDT

I am not permitted to comment as per the terms of this here restraining order.

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StupidAngelos — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:16:20 EDT

@Muggsy Bogues: Does it involve her refusing to blink? That chick creeps me out, big time.

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thetaxman — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:14:40 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew: Stupid me, I had assumed you meant two non-siblings kissing each other.

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muggsybogues — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:14:34 EDT

anyone else realizing, slowly, that Rachel Nichols could somehow be involved in the best fantasy ever?

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:13:44 EDT

@Signal to Noise: I disagree, cougar status depends also on the age of the guy. Like, I'm almost 26 and if the kid was 16, I'd say that is cougary. But that's just, like, my opinion, man.

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The Gentleman Masher — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:13:20 EDT

In tribute to the WVU offense being equal parts White and Slaton - after the kiss, she let SS motorboat her off camera.

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:12:44 EDT

@Upstate Underdog: No, you are not, sir. "I'm not black like Barry White; no, I am white like Frank Black is."

@Lady Andrea: Cougar status to me requires late thirties minimum. If Ms. Andrews had to buy him booze it would be kinda cradle-robbing more than cougar.

Signal to Noise

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legion — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:12:33 EDT

@Weed Against Speed:
Peter King's tits are still bigger.

But his package is smaller...

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:10:07 EDT

I guess he is 21. If she had to buy him alcohol, that might be cougary.

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UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:09:37 EDT

Am I the only one here that finds it funny when a black guy has the last name White and a white guy has the last name Black ?

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The Gentleman Masher — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:07:42 EDT

Chipper Jones is now mad that Erin Andrews was merely a studio host for the Braves.

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:07:07 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: did it get you a column with SI.com?

If not, you may want to charge him next time.

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HeavyPettingZoo — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:06:58 EDT

Dan Shanoff got down on his knees and let Tebow bukkake him. Then he wrote an article entitled Best. Bukkake. Ever.

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Old Gregg — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:06:56 EDT

Yes, Spartan, Jimmy Kimmel's cumdumpster

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Jankie — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:06:04 EDT

What's this thing about black quarterbacks being mistreated?

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:05:53 EDT

I got kissed by Bret Musburger.

It wasn't as satisfying.

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Tuffy — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:04:47 EDT

@Lady Andrea: She's barely old enough to be spayed.

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StupidAngelos — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:04:10 EDT

@Signal to Noise: "Sex panther"? That's the name of my fantasy team!

*ducks*

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Stev D — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:03:52 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: One day friend, one day...

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:03:10 EDT

@StupidAngelos: I'd vote for the category of "sex panther."

(awaiting the wrath of Iracane)

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Chad Sexington — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:03:06 EDT

Over-rated.

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:02:59 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew: I got it, but thanks for clarifying.

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:02:16 EDT

@Lady Andrea: She's 29. That's not even close to cougar-dom.

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StupidAngelos — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:01:18 EDT

@Lady Andrea: She's 29. I think that makes her an ocelot. I'm a bit fuzzy on the lingo.

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:00:47 EDT

Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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McCroskey — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:00:35 EDT

Armen Keteyian kisses all his interviewees

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Bob Sheppards Flock — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:00:04 EDT

At Marshall, players get dates with middle aged housewives. At West Virginia, they get Erin Andrews. Case closed.

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MrShiz — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:59:53 EDT

I'd Erin her Andrews.

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:59:22 EDT

I don't know why people are making such a big deal about this... She just wanted him to feel her mountaineers.

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:58:47 EDT

How old is Andrews? Would she be a "cougar?"

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Babcocksure — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:58:11 EDT

Mike Tirico approves

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Drew Magary — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:57:55 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: I meant a black man kissing a white woman.

Explaining jokes makes them funny!

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StupidAngelos — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:57:42 EDT

@Signal to Noise: Three words: Brass Knuckles. Taint.

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:57:39 EDT

@Robert Barone's Dog: Elastigirl would work better there, you schmuck.

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:56:41 EDT

So she likes younger men - that explains the rejections.

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sarah — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:56:05 EDT

Just wait until she meets Namath.

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:55:46 EDT

Jared Zebransky never got these perks.

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:55:06 EDT

Ladder, yes, drum.

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youstayclassy — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:54:46 EDT

I've got an exclusive for you.

/joe namath

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:54:42 EDT

"Who do I need to shoot to impress her-- The Pope?"

Nope, still Reagan. Should be easier now.

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:54:23 EDT

Nice drums. No, I'm not talking about the Yamaha.

And is it just me, or is her left arm doing a Plasticman imitation?

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:54:05 EDT

I don't want to know what Tony Siragusa does to ensure the best sideline interviews.

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:53:34 EDT

Peter King's tits are still bigger.

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Rory B. Bellows — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:53:34 EDT

Well if only someone had told me that all it took to get a kiss from Ms. Andrews was to be the starting quarterback for a top D-I football team, I would have done that for sure. Where was my guidance counselor on that one. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go plunge one of the men's room toilets that is overflowing.

Rory B. Bellows