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God Apologizes For Helping Kitna

Philistine — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:41:58 EDT

@ILoveIt: Jesus done went to Chicago.

Philistine

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gjdodger — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 22:50:29 EDT

and brett favre has had a buzz since 1984. Hey-ooooooooooooooh...!

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Terrible Terry Tate — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:12:33 EDT

Wow this confirms God is from Detroit. I always had a suspicion it was a miracle that my General Motors cars were able to make it more than 6 months before falling apart

And here's a cool fun fact you probably didn't know: Jerome Bettis is also from Detroit

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legion — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 18:23:35 EDT

@PQ Crash: +1
And God's next miracle for Kitna will be helping Kitna win an Oscar for Sling Blade 2: Motor City Mayhem.
Mmmm-hmmm. That's a nice tailback there. Some folks calls it runnin' back, and some folks calls it a halfback, but I calls it a tailback. Mmmm-hmm.

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ILoveIt — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:21:22 EDT

God just booked his tickets for Chicago.

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your creepy uncle — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:14:10 EDT

God helped me shake off the roofies and horse tranquilizers just in time to get those kids to school. God says, "You're welcome," Bay Area parents!

your creepy uncle

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:13:03 EDT

Kurt Warner's wife has also had a buzz cut since 1984.

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J-No — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:09:10 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: They will take the hair from other places. So, if you are going to shave it, shave it all.

J-No

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ltwinslow — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:07:08 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC:

also useful for avoiding those pesky "hair sample drug tests".

just saying

ltwinslow

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:02:22 EDT

It's a crew cut, thankyouverymuch.

And for those of us with rather large dome-pieces, it's the only thing we can do to avoid looking like a college mascot.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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youstayclassy — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:02:07 EDT

Understandable,.. lots of people think we favor men with long, curly hair too but we're more into the Tebow look.. on women.

/brady quinn
/alex rodriguez
/oscar de la hoya
/tobias funke

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McCroskey — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:02:03 EDT

God also commented on the whereabouts of late Blackhawks owner Bill Wirtz. "Check downstairs," the diety said.

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:01:03 EDT

God only healed Kitna because he took the over in the Lions-Vikings game.

He is presently working the steps in Gamblers Anonymous.

Weed Against Speed

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StevieY19 — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:01:02 EDT

When asked to comment, God said, "I'm just trying to get ready for Auburn on Saturday."

StevieY19

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Kid Canada — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:00:42 EDT

"Oy, dis Kitna, vattayagonnado?"

-Jay Fiedler

Kid Canada

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toecutter — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:00:37 EDT

Does that mean Andy Reid is the anti christ.

toecutter

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DAGOTRON — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:00:17 EDT

@Christmas Ape: No, but I get sent to northern Africa.

DAGOTRON

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:00:12 EDT

@1980DavidBowieFromTheMusicVideoAshesToAshes...:
That picture should be in the Photoshop Hall of Fame, were one to exist.

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Dieter — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:59:43 EDT

@goathair: Oh, so Clay Travis interviewed God Shamgod. That makes sense.

Dieter

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:58:37 EDT

@Shea Guevara: No dumbass, God likes the war. Haven't you ever been to Texas?

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:57:33 EDT

W.W.J.K.D?

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

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shea_guevara — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:57:27 EDT

So: war in Iraq, tsunamis, earthquakes, AIDS = God twiddles his thumbs.

Journeyman QB gets a concussion = The Big G springs into action.

Thanks for clearing that up, Jon.

shea_guevara

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HeavyPettingZoo — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:56:47 EDT

However, I am not sorry about making Sandy Koufax retire early. The Jews killed my son, so I took their sports messiah. Suck it.

-God

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:56:38 EDT

God was on that Mike Vick panel last night. They booed the fucking shit out of him.

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LostinTheOffice — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:56:28 EDT

@grungedave:
I think you are thinking of Paper Lion by George Plimpton

LostinTheOffice

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Bo Pelini Temper Tantrum — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:56:23 EDT

Trick question, dickwad, Lemmy is God!

Bo Pelini Temper Tantrum

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:56:06 EDT

@goathair: His son was.

[www.theonion.com]

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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Stranger in the Alps — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:56:01 EDT

We think this might be fake, but only because everybody knows God is rooting for Kurt Warner. Duh.

Actually, you know its fake because anyone whose ever been to Detroit knows that there is no God.

Stranger in the Alps

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LingeringBursitis — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:55:49 EDT

God better check in with Kitna again on sunday -- they're playing the Bears.

LingeringBursitis

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grungedave — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:55:30 EDT

I call B.S. - everyone knows that God is clearly not a Lions fan. I mean, doesn't the Bible tell the story of God saving people from the Lions?!?!?

grungedave

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ltwinslow — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:54:41 EDT

coincidentally, even god hates ohio

ltwinslow

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LostinTheOffice — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:54:19 EDT

I thought there was something fishy with that whole thing. I mean everybody knows that God hates Protestants!

LostinTheOffice

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being_sven — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:53:40 EDT

Robbie Fowler apologizes for nothing.

being_sven

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mudcrutch79 — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:52:57 EDT

Why does God hate me so?

He's confused as to whether or not you're a Christian.

mudcrutch79

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jwaves2007 — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:52:47 EDT

God helps sports people all the time. After all he gave Chris Benoit the wisdom of Solomon.

What..too soon?

jwaves2007

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Tebow2007 — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:52:34 EDT

Jerry Fallwell is not impressed

Tebow2007

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:52:26 EDT

Sorry for the last 500 years. Here's a new shoe!

--Nike

isn't this an "I'm Sorry" thread?

Robert Barone’s Dog

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PQ Crash — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:51:33 EDT

And God's next miracle for Kitna will be helping Kitna win an Oscar for Sling Blade 2: Motor City Mayhem.

PQ Crash

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goathair — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:51:32 EDT

I thought God was a point guard.

goathair

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twentyfivemillionreasons — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:51:31 EDT

Shouldn't He be apologizing to Lions fans for the continued existence of Matt Millen?

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toecutter — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:51:28 EDT

McNabb was right. White quarterbacks are treated better.

toecutter

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:51:17 EDT

I'm pretty sure he was too busy condemning Oscar de la Hoya to hell for those photographs.

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Christmas Ape — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:51:13 EDT

Does this mean Megatron gets sent to Robot Hell?

Christmas Ape

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J-No — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:51:00 EDT

Why does God hate me so?

-Rexy

J-No

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Babcocksure — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:49:37 EDT

please dear god help us with the running game too!

Babcocksure

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Arriaga_II — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:48:59 EDT

Ahh, John Kitna. Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to!

Arriaga_II