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Who Will Be The Next Athlete To Have A Kinky Sex Fetish Revealed?

How do you spell retard? — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:35:45 EDT

I was laughing hysterically until I read the Matt Holliday one.
Did your research involve consulting with Sean Salisbury and Woodie Paige?

How do you spell retard?

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Fawn Liebowitz — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 13:34:52 EDT

Lookin at Iguchi its about that time...

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Trackback — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:53:16 EDT

The happiest baseball fan at the moment, red-hot Texy from Center Field, has some Cinco Ocho awesomeness. Staying with beautiful girls, the lovable Gridiron Goddess has her college football picks. She picked USF over WVU so she knows what she’s talking about.

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:25:25 EDT

@Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan: @ArkansasFred: Still not over the "untimely" demise of C. Benoit?

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:33:02 EDT

@Hernandez-is-the-Mandez: It's been years since I've seen "beef" used as a verb.

Good show, Balls.

OchentaYcinco

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:14:04 EDT

"beef in her mouth" f-ing hilarious.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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quick — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:47:17 EDT

Partial unbirthing...wow, you learn something new every day.

And I'm with Drew--I won't be needing these anymore.
/pokes out eyes

quick

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FastestChickenInTheSouth — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:26:01 EDT

I simply cannot believe that Stuart Scott did not make this list ...

Lemme know

FastestChickenInTheSouth

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ImAManImForty — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:20:42 EDT

where is the "Report inappropriate content" button for the content?

As in deliciously inappropriate - it is a compliment.

ImAManImForty

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:48:27 EDT

@jose reyes.the roof: also add "El Scorcho" too.

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:45:35 EDT

@jose reyes.the roof: Don't forget the title of the album, as well.

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The Gentleman Masher — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:40:45 EDT

Donovan McNabb is in to emetophilia...which explains that Super Bowl XXXIX incident.

The Gentleman Masher

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:37:45 EDT

I may have mentioned this before, but when Jeter grows his hair out, its a mullet. My cousing played basketball against him in high school and my uncle has a videotape of one of their games.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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BDoc — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:32:51 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Or the research that we're afraid to do at work.

BDoc

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Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:26:12 EDT

That might be the single-most disgusting thing I've ever read on this site.

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

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HugsFromHarold — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:26:06 EDT

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay:

What is
[deadspin.com]

HugsFromHarold

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:11:48 EDT

@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: Really, just track five (if I'm not mistaken), "Across the sea".

I'm partial to "Pink triangle". It goes nicely as a chaser with "Lesbian Death Dirge" (I think I love the Meat Krew too much, yes).

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:09:45 EDT

@Dave Ryan: A. Daulerio does more to bridge the gap in scatology than anything since taint.

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:08:44 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Psst. Guy from Weezer.

Listen to "Pinkerton" in its entirety and you'll pick up on it pretty quickly.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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Michael Bertin — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:07:22 EDT

I feely strangely proud that I bore witness to the moment when Deadspin lowered the bar for all discourse in the 21st Century to its nadir.

Well done, A.J.

Michael Bertin

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:06:57 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Someone into coprophilia wouldn't mind something being soiled.

Weed Against Speed

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:06:14 EDT

@Clare: Rivers Cuomo? Also, what was meow about that?

Lady Andrea

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:04:40 EDT

I'll take "Deadspin Posts I Will Never Be Able To Un-Read" for $600, Alex.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:04:32 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: Hey. If loving Emo Phillips is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:04:29 EDT

@Johnny Foodstamps: I had an EasyBake oven on college for "snack" making. That has already been soiled for me.

You perv.

TheStarterWife

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Clare — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:04:29 EDT

@HugsFromHarold: I think she was referring to Rivers Cuomo.

@Lady Andrea: Meow!

AJ, hilarious post, but Chutley singled to right on that play.

[dreamy sigh]

Clare

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:03:29 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I was guessing Andy Rooney then I felt really nauseous.

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:03:25 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Will's idol is Rivers Cuomo?

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Ron — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:03:22 EDT

My name is Will Leitch, and I'm an enema addict.

Ron

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:03:11 EDT

Fart Hammer is a national treasure.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:01:55 EDT

Are the pages of "Fart Hammer" magazine scratch-n-sniff?

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:01:46 EDT

@HugsFromHarold: Close. Woody Allen.

Lady Andrea

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DAGOTRON — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:01:36 EDT

But what keeps him sane is the drop-to-your-knees adrenaline rush one gets inserting a clenched fist inside the wanting anal cavity of a four-legged friend.

Jeff Saturday does not approve.

DAGOTRON

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:00:45 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Does that make Will an Emophiliac?

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Sean Salisbury Steak — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:00:08 EDT

"the calming warmth of a blood-caked lady flower"

Bravo, AJ. Bravo.

Sean Salisbury Steak

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Matt_T — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:58:15 EDT

BOI JOO CAN UNBIRTH ME ANY TIME

Matt_T

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HugsFromHarold — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:57:22 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Will's idol is Garry Glitter?

HugsFromHarold

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:56:47 EDT

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: no, but when he does it to Dallas Clark he asks for a mustache ride afterwards, complimenting his tight end.

Signal to Noise

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Drew Magary — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:54:57 EDT

Partial unbirthing?

Looks like I won't be needing this!

/throws away digestive system

Drew Magary

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:54:42 EDT

Wow.

Just... wow.

A.J. is the balls AND the scat.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Stet Sports Blog — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:53:31 EDT

I'm sorry, I missed the post after dying laughing at the funny Lindsay Lohan pics ad.

Stet Sports Blog

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:53:00 EDT

@Johnny Foodstamps: Is that when you combine the Snoopy Snow Cone with a Dutch Oven?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:52:42 EDT

@Civil Negligence: Agreed.

I either want Phillies-Angels in the World Series, or Rockies-Indians (a/k/a the Deadspin Curse Face-off).

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:52:31 EDT

@ILoveIt: My money's on Will secretly being into little asian girls, just like his idol.

Lady Andrea

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McCroskey — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:52:30 EDT

Why is Jeter holding a piece of Kryptonite?

McCroskey

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Triple B — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:52:09 EDT

When anal fisting, does Peyton ask Marvin "who's wide open now?"

/shudders

Triple B

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MurrayHewitt — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:51:08 EDT

Put me down for two dimes on Jeter at 3/1, and I'll tease the Manning down to even odds with Sorenstam at 2/1 for 5 dimes. Thank you.

MurrayHewitt

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your creepy uncle — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:50:18 EDT

I thought Jeter was just biding his time until he can afford that perm.

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:49:39 EDT

Donovan McNabb must be an Emetophiliac.

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Pete Gaines — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:49:02 EDT

@Civil Negligence: Remember, truth is an absolute defense to libel.

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:48:14 EDT

I'm glad I ate lunch before I read this post.

The Fan’s Attic

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Roxanne Put on the Red Light Racicot — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:47:14 EDT

I'd be least surprised by Peyton.

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Hamster-Style — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:46:47 EDT

AJ is my hero. I applaud you sir.

Hamster-Style

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:46:03 EDT

@Signal to Noise: @TheStarterWife: Next week he explains the Easy-Bake Oven.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Spectacular Sam — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:45:52 EDT

How in the hell did "noggin pube" miss out on a tag?

Spectacular Sam

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swayzegoescrazy — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:45:33 EDT

Girls are scared away from Derek Jeter not because he wants to stick his head all up in them, but because "he ain't all the way black"

swayzegoescrazy

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:45:30 EDT

I can't believe they pay you for this shit.

ArkansasFred

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Disgruntled Goat — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:45:12 EDT

All of the Bengals' groupies are into hybristophilia, fwiw.

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:44:18 EDT

@Peter Cavan: The frightening part is no research was necessary.

Bravo, Balls, Bravo.

Weed Against Speed

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:43:41 EDT

This post has libel written all over it.

Civil Negligence

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ILoveIt — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:43:38 EDT

Didn't Deadspin already break a new athlete-fetish story in Will's Gilbert Arenas interview?

ILoveIt

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Tebow2007 — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:43:13 EDT

AJ is the balls

Tebow2007

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:41:57 EDT

I will never look at a Snoopy Snow Cone Machine the same. Jesus.

TheStarterWife

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:41:28 EDT

The Balls does the research we're all afraid to do ourselves. Or that we'd never in a million years think of doing.

Peter Cavan

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:41:00 EDT

Snoopy Snow Cone Machine? I suspect we have another Smoky Tornado on our hands here.

Signal to Noise

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:40:54 EDT

...and the Mets fucking suck.

Truly the Balls.

Civil Negligence

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ltwinslow — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:39:12 EDT

and just like that, the word eproctophile is added to my vocabulary

ltwinslow