Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity - Deadspin Comments

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

26footjasontaylor — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:32:27 EDT

THIS IS THE FUCK

26footjasontaylor

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Wilf — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:01:48 EDT

Always appreciative of a SINGIN' IN THE RAIN reference.

Wilf

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Glass_Family — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:42:59 EDT

@Chones_Chonies: I was wondering the same thing. It could (and should) be jelly beans, but also could be "Jesus you're fucking killing me." Regardless, "Jesus fucking jelly beans" just.. wait... ok, there. It's now in my lexicon.

Glass_Family

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Cleve — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:08:32 EDT

@DonGerard: "Keep your penis in your genus"

Cleve

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

being_sven — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:03:15 EDT

Go put on your leg brace, douchebag.

being_sven

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

DamnSkippy — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:53:33 EDT

If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.

DamnSkippy

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

SonofSpurrier — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:27:34 EDT

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SonofSpurrier

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Footbaw — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:24:34 EDT

Was that Jimmy Clausen walking by at the 1:41 mark?

Footbaw

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

I Heart Poop — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:16:28 EDT

obviously that kid was still playing with barbies during the ron zook years.

I Heart Poop

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:13:49 EDT

The interior of that double-wide is surprisingly nice.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Carmen McFanzone — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:03:03 EDT

That's why "we" pay you, Mister Urban Fucking You're Fucking Fired Meyer!

Carmen McFanzone

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Matt_T — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:50:53 EDT

UGA video, UF Video. Someone at Deadspin Headquarters is looking forward to the Cocktail party in a few weeks.

Matt_T

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Sarcastro — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:50:05 EDT

Who videotapes the watching of a football game? The game itself? Sure. Watching it? Not so much.

Sarcastro

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Chicago Jones — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:44:20 EDT

Searchin' high, searchin' low
Searchin' everywhere I know
Askin' the cops wherever I go
Have you seen dignity?

Chicago Jones

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

LeNoceur — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:41:46 EDT

POV porn is my favorite kind.

LeNoceur

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Gordon Bombay — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:38:27 EDT

"I don't want them to fucking hear the ball."

Or taste the snap count!

Gordon Bombay

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Moonshine Mike — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:36:37 EDT

The reports of Dan Shanoff throwing his kid into his Television set have yet to be proven.

Moonshine Mike

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

blastitbiggs — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:36:31 EDT

Please tase him, bro!

blastitbiggs

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Dr. Michael Mancini — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:36:04 EDT

I can't see the video at work. Since we have to be reminded it's not Shanoff, can I assume it's of a guy flipping a coin to decide whether he's going to become an LSU or USC fan?

Dr. Michael Mancini

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:33:25 EDT

@Sex-Panther: and 100 pounds lighter.

UpstateUnderdog

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

preciousroy — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:29:24 EDT

@Unleash the Dragon: @dismalScientist: Touché.

preciousroy

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Chones_Chonies — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:28:24 EDT

He didn't just say "Jesus effin' Jelly Beans" did he? That's a new one.

Chones_Chonies

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Herbies_Wingman — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:26:41 EDT

Sucks to lose your allowance on the Gators moneyline

Herbies_Wingman

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Hit Bull Win Steak — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:22:27 EDT

I'm pretty sure that's NOT Jesus' middle name

Hit Bull Win Steak

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Lupicas!XofullofBile — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:22:08 EDT

The more fucks in that 3:12 clip than the whole Goodfellas movie.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Jezzies-Scare-Me — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:22:02 EDT

It's Kige after a 12 day PCP bender (you know, if Kige were a Florida fan)

Jezzies-Scare-Me

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

dismalScientist — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:20:24 EDT

@preciousroy: No, he's in Florida. You can thank James Madison, the Electoral College, and the Two Party System (party all day, and party all night).

dismalScientist

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Unleash the Dragon — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:18:50 EDT

@preciousroy: No.

He lives in Florida, so his counts twice.

Unleash the Dragon

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:17:49 EDT

This is nothing a glass of Ovaltine and a nice tasing couldn't fix.

Jefferson Short Bus

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Philistine — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:17:19 EDT

He's Ram Tough, though.

Philistine

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

TrojanBrand — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:14:53 EDT

Honestly im just surprised that tv doesnt have a hole in it.

TrojanBrand

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:12:07 EDT

@supermike4ever: Because Florida isn't allowed to lose! That's why people root for them! What's going on????

Camp Tiger Claw

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

DongerArd — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:11:40 EDT

Boy, I would sure hate to see his reaction to the premier episode of "Cavemen".

Too soon?

DongerArd

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:11:17 EDT

That was shot in the University of Florida Graduate Students Association Common Room wasn't it?

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

preciousroy — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:11:06 EDT

And all I can think is, "That guy's vote really counts as much as mine?"

preciousroy

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:09:32 EDT

@The Fake Gimel Martinez: There has to be a video out there of an Alabama fan freaking out about losing to FSU. SEC roast Wednesday continues.

UpstateUnderdog

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:08:12 EDT

With all that pacing back and forth the kid would make one helluva dueler.

Weed Against Speed

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Phony Gwynn — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:06:11 EDT

I hope his Daulerios drop soon.

Phony Gwynn

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

HeavyPettingZoo — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:06:07 EDT

That kid is quite an expert for (given his 115 pound frame) never playing football in his life.

Shanoff would have used his tears as lube to jerk off to Tebow one last time, then promptly jumped on the South Florida bandwagon.

...who am I kidding... Shanoff would be all over USC or LSU.

HeavyPettingZoo

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

strangeffect — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:05:43 EDT

That's a nice couch.

strangeffect

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

The Fake Gimel Martinez — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:05:29 EDT

This is cute. Screaming at the television is a tradition my Pepaw passed down through my family.

Also, I like how this is turning into SEC Roast Wednesday. Next post should be about Derrick Jasper's hairline fracture, so I can start screaming at the computer. Traditions have to keep up with the times, ya know.

The Fake Gimel Martinez

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:05:26 EDT

"you're fired Myer, you're so fucking fired"

I'm pretty sure Urban Meyer hasn't been fired yet

UpstateUnderdog

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

supermike4ever — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:05:09 EDT

why is he shrugging the whole time?

supermike4ever

Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity

Sandy Magic Jackson — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:04:10 EDT

You know, if I was a guy who went to florida, and I looked around at the student body, my energies on a Saturday night wouldn't be wasted on yelling at Tommy Tuberville's visage on TV.

Sandy Magic Jackson