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Travis Henry Is One Stoned Strategist

iHaveaRagingTebowner — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 15:00:02 EDT

You could say he stay sedated
some say booted, some say faded
some day pray he'll grow a farm barn full
recent research sows it's not so harmful
sometimes might need to detox
it can help with your rhyme flow and your beatbox

iHaveaRagingTebowner

Travis Henry Is One Stoned Strategist

hockalees — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:44:08 EDT

@Shanknuts:
Pack o' wraps my good man... time to kick back, drink some beers and schmoke some weed.

hockalees

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blastitbiggs — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:32:00 EDT

Travis Henry has had a bad night and he f*cking hates the Eagles, man!

blastitbiggs

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BALCO — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:26:02 EDT

Lou Holtz thinks T.H. is great.

BALCO

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TrojanBrand — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:14:51 EDT

I think this is all just a misunderstanding. Travis Henry got confused and thought he had to study for the drug test.

TrojanBrand

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RagingRomones — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:05:02 EDT

I heard he was smoking the J due to a chronic problem with keep his fucking hands on the ball...

RagingRomones

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Silky John-STON! — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:04:45 EDT

@Im a people person. Who drinks.: I applaud you, sir... for bringing back memories from 8th grade. Never has an album with only 2 decent songs been listened to so intently all the way through.

Silky John-STON!

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Lunatic Fringe — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:04:30 EDT

My avitar doesn't see what the big deal is.

Lunatic Fringe

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MerryLander — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:59:39 EDT

In a released statement, Henry defended his actions by saying, "We must protect our vital bodily fluids."

Nuclear war soon followed.

MerryLander

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THE hoi polloi — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:58:24 EDT

@Shanknuts:
your most glaring omission would have been the "fuckin bitches" portion of Jay's song...

THE hoi polloi

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Shanknuts — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:52:01 EDT

Fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-motherfuck, mother-motherfuck-fuck. Motherfuck, motherfuck, motherfuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!

Shanknuts

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Barry Lutz — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:50:34 EDT

As a Tennessee fan, I really like Travis Henry and I will always appreciate his years of greatness for the Vols. But God love him, there may not be a dumber person on Earth. We only got him because the Florida schools wouldn't touch him as they were apparently certain he wouldn't qualify. When you're too dumb for Florida State, that's really saying something...

Barry Lutz

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Scout — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:44:35 EDT

No matter how easy the NFL makes their drug testing policy, someone is still going to fuck it up.

Scout

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Big Jim Slade — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:44:24 EDT

Puff Puff Give... you're f'n up the rotation

/Ricky Williams

Big Jim Slade

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:44:09 EDT

2 first names, Travis Henry, enough said.

UpstateUnderdog

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RoyMcAvoy — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:43:13 EDT

some people are so fucking stupid

RoyMcAvoy

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:41:45 EDT

Rocky mountain high...

Magnakai Haaskivi

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ClownForPound — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:41:03 EDT

"Have you ever looked at the Broncos logo, I mean, really looked at it? There's some fucked-up shit going on on the Broncos logo... Travis Henry Babymomma #3 was a hip, hip lady."

ClownForPound

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I Heart Poop — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:40:57 EDT

it's a well known fact that travis henry is allergic to latex and pulling out. do not make fun of these serious medical conditions.

I Heart Poop

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Dread — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:40:15 EDT

@Sh!tShow:

Travis Henry's fecundity makes the term "O Line" ambiguous in this context.

Dread

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Matt_T — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:40:04 EDT

@Phony Gwynn: @GlenAndersonLikesBoys: +1 and Jinx.

Matt_T

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I Heart Poop — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:39:22 EDT

this guy would be the greatest dui lawyer ever.

I Heart Poop

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:38:00 EDT

Aside from filing the injunction, Henry also petitioned the court to force the NFL, the Denver Broncos, and all of their broadcast partners to play the 2 Live Crew's "My 7 Bizzos" everytime he scored a touchdown.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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Sh!tShow — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:35:48 EDT

The O Line will only take the tests as a group.

Sh!tShow

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THE hoi polloi — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:35:15 EDT

"Don't give me no bammer weed.
I don't smoke that cess, I'm Tra-vis Hen-ry"

THE hoi polloi

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Triple B — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:34:53 EDT

@Matt_T: Maybe his lawyer had sex with his momma.

Triple B

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:34:05 EDT

@Matt_T: He had sex with my momma. Why?

Phony Gwynn

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Tuffy — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:33:18 EDT

Travis Henry is just pissed because the NFL rehab program requires that all players suspended one year for marijuana use have to spend a day with Mike Wallace.

Tuffy

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HeavyPettingZoo — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:33:04 EDT

Duuuuude... I got it... what if everyone, like, smoked pot, and then we suspended the league for, like, NOT smoking, and then we sued them and everything? Then we could use THAT money to buy MORE weed...

Some of the best ideas* come while being stoned.

*at the time

HeavyPettingZoo

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:32:35 EDT

@Dagotron: usually he doesn't get help from his star running back in screwing everyone over.

I see my league's championship going up in a puff of smoke already.

Signal to Noise

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Matt_T — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:31:46 EDT

@Phony Gwynn: Doc says I need a backeotomy

Matt_T

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:31:17 EDT

Hey, man, you ever lead the NFL in rushing?

Hey, man, you ever lead the NFL in rushing... on weed!?

Dr. Michael Mancini

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:30:59 EDT

I impregnated seven women, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got hi-igh
Da da da da daaaa

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:30:40 EDT

@LeNoceur: Thank you Doug Llewelyn.

The Fan’s Attic

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:30:16 EDT

The NFL hates incredibly fertile black people.
---
@moomacher: Because TH only scores off the field.

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Afino — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:29:46 EDT

@Matt_T:

Just when I had finally got that out of my head....

Afino

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Triple B — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:29:05 EDT

Seven kids? I guess when at practice and Travis says "I'm taking this play for seven" he ain't talking about touchdowns.

Triple B

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DAGOTRON — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:28:53 EDT

Fuck. Mike Shanahan is going to use this as an excuse to just fuck with fantasy owners even more.

DAGOTRON

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:28:33 EDT

"I'm impotent, bitch!"

Clearly, Sir Smokalot and Travis Henry do not have the same dealer.

Phony Gwynn

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muggsybogues — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:28:05 EDT

You know what's great about Travis Henry? Everything, that's what.

muggsybogues

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moomacher — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:27:00 EDT

Travis Henry is the leading rusher in the league? Then how the f*ck are the Broncos 2-2, with both wins coming from miracle field goals...

moomacher

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Matt_T — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:26:38 EDT

I was going to rush for 2,000 yards, but then I got high.

Matt_T

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Dread — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:25:08 EDT

Can we go back to calling it Mile High Stadium now?

Dread

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LeNoceur — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:21:41 EDT

Remember, if you have a problem with the NFL's drug testing policy, don't take the law into your own hands. Take 'em to court. THE PEOPLE'S COURT.

LeNoceur

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MerryLander — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:18:05 EDT

In other news, OJ Simpson is suing his ex-wife's estate for making him kill her.

MerryLander

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grungedave — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:18:01 EDT

I thought it was "9 with 9"?

Calvin Murphy's record is so goin' down.

grungedave

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LingeringBursitis — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:17:28 EDT

PS. don't ban me

LingeringBursitis

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LingeringBursitis — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:17:14 EDT

While my fantasy team gently weeps...

LingeringBursitis