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Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Bearcat44 — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 20:00:07 EDT

If this happened in Baseball Hell (Tampa Bay):
Elijah Dukes: "Take it off or I'll shoot ya, bitch."

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

j.blo — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:27:45 EDT

I had Cum Dempster in my fantasy league and I did fine in saves, ERA and WHIP. Of course it helped that I also had Paps and Saito.

j.blo

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Bob Loblaw — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:24:08 EDT

@SteveJeltzFan: +1

Bob Loblaw

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Rory B. Bellows — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:06:16 EDT

Someone should tell Dempster he's going to get himself banned if he keeps talking about his fantasy team.

Rory B. Bellows

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Rob Iracane — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:05:54 EDT

"Show yer box" > "Take it off"

Rob Iracane

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

twoeightnine — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:04:11 EDT

especially because it's the least I could do to try and rally the Cubs from their 0-2 hole against the D-Bags.

The Cubs are playing the Red Sox?

twoeightnine

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Phony Gwynn — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:01:06 EDT

If he could only pitch with the precision he shows in his penmanship then maybe he wouldn't suck rhinoceros balls.

Phony Gwynn

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Metschick — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:00:14 EDT

That's amazing. This has never happened to me before.*

*Actually, yes, it has.

Metschick

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

shea_guevara — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:59:58 EDT

I call bullshit on this story. I refuse to believe that anyone has Ryan Dempster on their fantasy team.

shea_guevara

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

AugieOjedaFanClub — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:59:29 EDT

We got Adam Dunn to flip us off before, but apparently this isn't an isolated incident either.

AugieOjedaFanClub

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Lady Andrea — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:58:03 EDT

Man, this was NOTHING like my first time in the Wrigley bleachers. Damn.

Lady Andrea

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

ILoveIt — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:58:01 EDT

@Dead Air ummm Dead Air:
"Now 'SplitFingerBanger69', also known as Ryan Dempster of the Chicago Cubs, has just pulled up in front of our decoy's home...right on time. Just yesterday, he had a lurid exchange with our decoy online:

SplitFingerBanger69: i could use my changeup grip on u? wood you like that?

ILoveIt

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Triple B — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:56:53 EDT

A wedgie pick? He ain't got nothing Germany's national team coach: [www.theoffside.com]

Triple B

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:56:25 EDT

If she takes off her top we can see breasts! Go breasts!

--Breastfan240315

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

TheStarterWife — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:54:44 EDT

Chicago people - You're letting us down. Still not a single Trixie joke in the comments.

TheStarterWife

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Matt Sussman — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:54:26 EDT

Prank War 7

Matt Sussman

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

GorgeForeman — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:52:27 EDT

She's no Dick Stockton.

GorgeForeman

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

McCroskey — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:51:26 EDT

Funniest thing is that girl was supposed to be in gym class.

McCroskey

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

TheStarterWife — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:51:18 EDT

@Unsilent Majority: You mean he just take off his clothes, right?

(And I am pretty sure that he's known as hound dog.)

TheStarterWife

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

AugieOjedaFanClub — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:50:37 EDT

If Dempster had done that at the Cell, he probably would have been shot by an over zealous boyfriend driving a dented Trans Am.

AugieOjedaFanClub

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

The Secret Weapon — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:50:31 EDT

@Civil Negligence: Here you go.

The Secret Weapon

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Crookednose — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:50:14 EDT

magical picture? It's a fucking ball signed by Ryan Dempster, held by a chick whose tits we didn't get to see. Great...

Crookednose

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:49:42 EDT

The chant was actually directed at Mark Prior's arm.

Camp Tiger Claw

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Triple B — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:49:02 EDT

With her, you get to third base on the first date.

Triple B

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

jfreela — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:48:24 EDT

reminds me of a game I went to last year. Jacque Jones had a wedgie in the top of the 8th and was trying to do everything possible to get it out without actually pulling it out with his hand. He was doing the wedgie-dance full out.

Anyways, he finally succumbs and pulls it out manually, and my buddy yells out "Fuck yeah, Jacque, pick that butt". The bleachers erupt in laughter and Jacque turns around and starts laughing a bit too, clearly embarrassed.

Wrigley bleachers are a unique experience and worth it for anynoe who loves baseball.

jfreela

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

JRoc23JOCULARITY — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:47:02 EDT

To Deadspin,
Post this damn post on,
J~~~23 J~~~___.

JRoc23JOCULARITY

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Captain Caveman — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:46:38 EDT

That chick is such a cocktease. I hate it when a "Take it off!" chant gets wasted.

Captain Caveman

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Drew Magary — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:46:05 EDT

He's lying. His fantasy team is named the Cum Dempsters.

Drew Magary

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

SteveJeltzFan — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:45:45 EDT

Dear Deadspin, I never thought it'd happen to me...

SteveJeltzFan

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

LingeringBursitis — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:45:16 EDT

So that explains so much of his terrible pitching down the stretch... he's thinking too much of Christine's tits!

LingeringBursitis

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

JRoc23JOCULARITY — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:45:10 EDT

I'd drink it, I'd hit it, I'd hit it

JRoc23JOCULARITY

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Unleash the Dragon — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:44:42 EDT

Her kids are gonna be really excited to show that ball off to their friends in 15 years.

Unleash the Dragon

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Dan Serafini — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:44:17 EDT

Dempster is the guy who went to a Blackhawks game in a Captain American costume.

Dan Serafini

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

ltwinslow — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:44:10 EDT

there's a reason they call them "equalizers".

that being said, still a yes.

ltwinslow

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Dead Air ummm Dead Air — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:43:29 EDT

This is just like To Catch a Predator...

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Kid Canada — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:42:59 EDT

That's how we roll up here.

Kid Canada

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

ArkansasFred — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:41:43 EDT

Yet another situation in which Ryan Demspter failed to close the deal.

ArkansasFred

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Civil Negligence — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:41:08 EDT

... I'm still waiting for the topless photos...

Civil Negligence

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

PoppaPerk — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:41:08 EDT

The Cubs are in the playoffs. Go Cubs!

PoppaPerk

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Tebow2007 — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:40:39 EDT

Yes

Tebow2007

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

quick — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:40:20 EDT

Just kidding, they're down two games to none. They're only playing with themselves.

quick

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:39:35 EDT

To Ryan,

Take off your uniform.

...now leave.

Signed,
Everyone who's ever owned the Dumpster in a fantasy league.

Unsilent Majority

Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs

quick — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:38:41 EDT

"Rally the Cubs from their 0-2 hole against the D-bags."
So the Cubs are playing against themselves this series?

quick