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Of Monday Hangovers, Booty Calls, And The Biggest Upset In College Football History

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:33:53 EDT

@VTBen: Happened to my brother. Stanford's grad programme turned him down, after he graduated with top marks from USC. So, even though my brother doesn't follow sports, I got angry over this game.

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VTBen — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:33:15 EDT

This upset would have been sweeter if Stanford didn't turn me down for admission. Twice.

VTBen

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tuckpendleton — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:19:32 EDT

Leave it to a Sigma Nu to be at the front of the douchebag parade.

tuckpendleton

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McNutty — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:30:22 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: There wasn't one at the time of the photo, but then shirtless guy got a little chilly, and Sigma Nu guy untied the jacket from around his waist and offered it to him. Their eyes met, and the rest was magic.

McNutty

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Barry White Stripes, Office LW — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:21:34 EDT

Fire bukkake is the new champagne bukkake! Go bukkake!

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

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blastitbiggs — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:07:41 EDT

The red fleeced, pitcher-wielding, suitpant-wearing guy looks photoshopped in. From where, I do not know. But I bet a SA Photoshop Friday could be based on him.

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Tuffy — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:05:20 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: Lamar Alexander could be in there.

Tuffy

Of Monday Hangovers, Booty Calls, And The Biggest Upset In College Football History

ClownForPound — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:04:27 EDT

You can bet Tiger was getting destroyed on bottled mojitos somewhere.

ClownForPound

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SonofSpurrier — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:57:42 EDT

The North Carolina Tar Heels. Those punks are gonna get it from behind by Spurrier this weekend.

SonofSpurrier

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:55:29 EDT

@Da_Mang: Not a Lamar in the crowd. And by Lamar, I mean a black guy. There definitely could be a gay man there.

The Fan’s Attic

Of Monday Hangovers, Booty Calls, And The Biggest Upset In College Football History

Sex-Panther — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:54:59 EDT

Kelly FUCKING Stouffer is doing color commentary?

Where's Dan mcGwire lurking?

Sex-Panther

Of Monday Hangovers, Booty Calls, And The Biggest Upset In College Football History

HIV 2 Elway — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:52:31 EDT

@White Speed Receiver: Oklahoma and Texas?

HIV 2 Elway

Of Monday Hangovers, Booty Calls, And The Biggest Upset In College Football History

White Speed Receiver — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:49:46 EDT

Michigan? Check
Notre Dame? Check plus
USC? Check

Any other smarmy assholish fan bases need a reality check this year?

White Speed Receiver

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Hextall454 — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:48:52 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Obscure as hell, man. Nice work.

Hextall454

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preciousroy — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:48:42 EDT

@Yinka Double Dare: There were no lines for Arkansas v. UTC and Toledo v. Liberty this past week. So are you saying that at this point there is still no information on those 1-AA teams?

Someone correct me here, but I think there is just NL for 1-A v. 1-AA games.

preciousroy

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:45:12 EDT

I SUPPORT MY SCHOOL BY BENDING OVER IN A WIDE STANCE, CLOSING MY EYES AND SHRIEKING.

/stanford t-shirt guy

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Da_Mang — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:44:51 EDT

Those guys are stoked after beating the Alpha Betas in the homecoming carnival and taking control of the Greek Council.

Da_Mang

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thetaxman — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:43:02 EDT

@44 in a Row: Dr. Z remembers that fondly.

thetaxman

Of Monday Hangovers, Booty Calls, And The Biggest Upset In College Football History

thetaxman — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:42:46 EDT

Now that USC has lost, can we just call him John Booty like a normal person? Or even Booty? Thanks.

thetaxman

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UNC_Samurai — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:42:29 EDT

The guy in the white Stanford tee just looked into the Ark.

UNC_Samurai

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Yinka Double Dare — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:41:54 EDT

@preciousroy: I think that was more because they didn't know where to set it due to lack of good information. They could have guessed based on where Marshall was when they came into 1-A after being a big time 1-AA program (i.e. treat them as a top MAC team), but probably figured it wasn't worth the chance.

Pretty sure the line wouldn't have been 41 though -- Stanford has been worse than a good MAC team, USC has been better than Michigan, and Michigan never seems to blow out anyone -- they get a big enough lead and all they do is run the backup running backs into the line. I would never, ever bet on Michigan with a 40 point line with Carr and DeBord around.

But just the very concept of a 1-AA program coming into the Big House and winning probably makes it a bigger upset, even if the point spread probably would have been less than 41. At least Stanford has been a decent 1-A team in the past.

Yinka Double Dare

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HIV 2 Elway — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:41:14 EDT

One day you're celebrating knocking off SC, the next your stud basketball player is ruled academically ineligible.

HIV 2 Elway

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GorgeForeman — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:41:10 EDT

They're only there temporarily, scoring some saffron for Alice Waters.

GorgeForeman

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:39:03 EDT

I brought a wrap in case it gets cold after the fire dies down.

/Sigma Nu guy

Rob Iracane

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Paper Cut — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:38:16 EDT

Not a girl in the picture. Nerds is right.

Paper Cut

Of Monday Hangovers, Booty Calls, And The Biggest Upset In College Football History

Weed Against Speed — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:37:28 EDT

@Hextall454: Shouldn't that guy be rehearsing for his gig with The Stone Roses cover band?

Weed Against Speed

Of Monday Hangovers, Booty Calls, And The Biggest Upset In College Football History

Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:36:35 EDT

I didn't know there were that many Stanford fans in Myanmar.

Camp Tiger Claw

Of Monday Hangovers, Booty Calls, And The Biggest Upset In College Football History

MitchKayak — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:36:11 EDT

that dude should put his shirt back on. No one is impressed and he looks like he is going to burst a blood vessel in his head flexing.

MitchKayak

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:35:03 EDT

If the point spead is the standard, then this beats the runnerup, Oregon State (+36) over Washington, 21-20, in 1986.

The point spread for the Syracuse-Louisville game that was just played about a week ago was 36.5-37, depending on where you looked.

How soon we forget.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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44 in a Row — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:32:28 EDT

And Columbia beat Stanford in the Rose Bowl in 1934. So this is a victory for us, too.

44 in a Row

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preciousroy — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:31:54 EDT

Congrats to the Trees, but I'm sticking with a game in which Vegas won't even set a line because the opponent is 1-AA as a greater upset.

preciousroy

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J-No — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:31:38 EDT

And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire...

J-No

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:29:22 EDT

Nerds! Where's Booger?

Chief Wahoo

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Matt_T — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:28:33 EDT

I look forward to seeing Mr. Booty on an upcoming episode of The Hills

Matt_T

Of Monday Hangovers, Booty Calls, And The Biggest Upset In College Football History

Hextall454 — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:28:02 EDT

I AM EXCITED TO DRINK THIS PITCHER OF BEER!

/northface fleece guy

Hextall454

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El Gran Guapo — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:27:13 EDT

The only thing more incredible than Stanford's upset are the bazongas on that SportsbyBrooks girl.

El Gran Guapo

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The New Math: 86=1 — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:25:08 EDT

Dear Stanford,

Thanks.

Love,
The New Math and Michigan fans everywhere

The New Math: 86=1

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LingeringBursitis — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:25:03 EDT

I never knew Pete Carroll's hair would generate such flames

LingeringBursitis

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:24:17 EDT

"God, they don't even know how to properly celebrate." For real? That picture looks like a white-hat Lord of the Flies. Someone needs to hit that shirtless douche over the head with a rock Piggy-style.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

Of Monday Hangovers, Booty Calls, And The Biggest Upset In College Football History

Unsilent Majority — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:23:52 EDT

They're burning the tree!

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:20:35 EDT

Rick, will you be our new college football daddy?

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