- Deadspin Comments

The Sports Hernia — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 16:45:36 EDT

Wow, that's fantastic. Talk about out of touch.

Magnakai Haaskivi — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:00:40 EDT

Trent Green texting with Peter King was a little...odd.

Fried Bologna Is Back! — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:39:04 EDT

@Delmon Young 2 L Bong Rip: Jim Hendry will soon be offering you and your friends $136 million contracts. He doesn't need to see any stats, he trusts your scouting report.

Fried Bologna Is Back!

your creepy uncle — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:32:17 EDT

The fuck is that?

your creepy uncle

Tuffy — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:17:57 EDT

@blainer: T. Straw Mann is a new addition to the Football Night in America team. Everyone at NBC Sports agreed they were missing just one more person in the studio show to really piss off the fire marshal.

Tuffy

blainer — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:06:19 EDT

Christ, this is shitty even for PK. Who the hell "chuckles at the importance of turnovers?"

Ok, maybe Lovie Smith since he stayed with the Sex Cannon for so long.

blainer

G.G. — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:54:49 EDT

"I could watch Najeh Davenport tote the rock about a 100 more times. He's better today than Walter Payton was 25 years ago."

G.G.

metalmaniac — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:48:31 EDT

@Chad Sexington:
So would Tom Sizemore as Pete Rose.

metalmaniac

Tyler Knew and Turk! Wendell Ate Won Too — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:43:10 EDT

Also, how does he go from saying running back is the easiest position to fill to saying Michael Turner is worth $7 million per year in the space of two pages?

Tyler Knew and Turk! Wendell Ate Won Too

Tyler Knew and Turk! Wendell Ate Won Too — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:40:06 EDT

The mark of a truly great comedy mind is when he's always introduced with the word "funny" somewhere in the sentence. TBS and Fox feel obligated to let us know he's not saying these things seriously. And the Nicholson impression is impressive in its 180° spin from Jack.

Tyler Knew and Turk! Wendell Ate Won Too

DM — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:36:32 EDT

@Rob Iracane: + a lot. Gotta go clean the coffee off my laptop

Da_Mang — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:36:04 EDT

Caliendo couldn't carry Belushi's heroin syringe.

Da_Mang

Todd Jones Mustache Ride — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:29:11 EDT

@Chad Sexington: I just want to race, Daddy

Todd Jones Mustache Ride

Nationalcoholic — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:17:45 EDT

@sandwichmulroney:

/whispers

Zoom zoom.

Nationalcoholic

Windier E. Megatons — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:13:22 EDT

@sandwichmulroney: I really hate those ads.

Windier E. Megatons

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:06:31 EDT

@sandwichmulroney: Ugh! Fuck that bitch.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

procras — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:03:25 EDT

so i happen to be visiting my parents the week after they just installed a gorgeous new hdtv, and it pains me every time those ads are on to see more pixels devoted to him. the two minutes of footage used in the commercials are bad enough; any more would violate my 8th amendment rights.

procras

sandwichmulroney — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:58:45 EDT

@Chad Sexington: As would the snaggletoothed "It's the meers" girl.

sandwichmulroney

Tuffy — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:58:19 EDT

It is one of ESPN's greatest losses of 2007 that Peter King couldn't become E-60's version of Andy Rooney.

Tuffy

I Heart Poop — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:56:45 EDT

is he now reading ksk's mockery of himself and thinking, "you know, this stuff is pretty good. they're right. i could be MORE random and nonsensical."

I Heart Poop

RBS — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:56:27 EDT

Trent, this is PK, you ok? U took a hrd hit; I was scared Tiki said u'd b ok b/c you r tough I hope he is right. Text me back 1 if your ok.

RBS

Botswana Meat Commission FC — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:55:31 EDT

Jackie Harvey wishes he came up with that line first.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

blastitbiggs — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:55:14 EDT

I wonder if this is the week that I remember that Heroes is back, and that I should make a point to watch it.

blastitbiggs

Delmon Young 2 L Bong Rip — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:55:12 EDT

Funny how these commercials are 50% of the reason I don't plan on watching the NLCS.

The other 50% because I'm pretty sure me and 5 of my friends could beat the Diamondbacks.

Delmon Young 2 L Bong Rip

Chad Sexington — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:53:27 EDT

@Stay Away From Oprah: Barry Pepper as Dale Earnhardt would politely disagree.

Chad Sexington

Von Trapper Keeper — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:53:22 EDT

This is the type of comment that would make me say that Peter King is an idiot. And then I remember that Peter King is an idiot. Of course he thinks Frank Calliendo is funnier than Belushi. It's almost soothing and reassuring that he does.

Von Trapper Keeper

diggity — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:52:42 EDT

Peter King loves Turducket.

diggity

44 in a Row — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:52:07 EDT

Well, we're probably going to see it at least another hundred times anyway. We'll see how happy Peter King is when it hits a thousand.

44 in a Row

MLock — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:52:01 EDT

He also said that he called someone on "the cellular".

Oy.

MLock

Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:46:32 EDT

Most annoying set of commercials:

Frank Caliendo "Frank TV" > Tom Berringer as Paul Bear Bryandt, "Junction Boys"

Stay Away From Oprah

Weed Against Speed — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:46:17 EDT

King also loves Two and a Half Men. I don't know that for sure, but it's a safe assumption.

Weed Against Speed

Rob Iracane — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:45:35 EDT

Belushi's spinning in his grave.

Not because of King's comment, because of the speedball.

Rob Iracane

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:44:58 EDT

By comparsion, Kige is the greatest sports mind of our day. The only thing Frank has in common with Belushi circa 1977 is the waistline. As others have said, if you're on MadTV and Fox won't give you a show, how funny can you be?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:44:15 EDT

Peter King: Having his thumb on the pulse of sports fans everywhere since 1957.

Stay Away From Oprah

Sandy Magic Jackson — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:44:04 EDT

I was wondering what kind of douchbag would watch that... well, asked and answered, I guess.

Sandy Magic Jackson

The Teufel Shuffle — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:42:45 EDT

Frank Caliendo is funny. I love Frankie C!

--shortstack52284

The Teufel Shuffle

Mr. Bigglesworth — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:42:15 EDT