They're Celebrating In The Streets Of Ft. Myers - Deadspin Comments

They're Celebrating In The Streets Of Ft. Myers

The Gizmo from Pismo — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:34:32 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: a much more restrained response than what i would have made.

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swayzegoescrazy — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:34:22 EDT

I would go for an 'I Swear It's Flaxseed Oil' promotion as a good enticement for a gym or nutrition center

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G.G. — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:32:30 EDT

And the party's gonna go on ALLLLL night until the crack of 8:30.

G.G.

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Juancho — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:30:15 EDT

@Shea Guevara: He hides the ball well.

Juancho

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Juancho — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:30:00 EDT

@Herbie's Wingman: It ever actually was cool?

Juancho

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shea_guevara — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:28:44 EDT

@Lady Andrea: No, but you gotta admit that Chewbacca's got a hell of a delivery.

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:27:50 EDT

@Shea Guevara: but did the Red Sox wear special Star Wars-themed jerseys?

@MurrayHewitt: it's not that great. He slobbers all over you and spills Natty Lite on your dress.

Wait...what?

Lady Andrea

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ClownForPound — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:26:13 EDT

The revenge ain't gonna be pretty - a jorts-wearing beer league team outta Gainesville plans on inviting people out to kick Mike Eruzione in the nuts.

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:26:09 EDT

@CharlesBronsonPinchot:

Michael Vick is intrigued, etc...

BigTenObsession

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GorgeForeman — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:24:50 EDT

What about Awful Night?

GorgeForeman

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shea_guevara — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:24:08 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Probably because the Red Sox did it first.

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ltwinslow — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:23:08 EDT

@El Gran Guapo:
not to be confused with the more popular 'pin the crime on the negro' promotion

ltwinslow

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CharlesBronsonPinchot — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:22:52 EDT

That's a Mangino-Sized jug of Aunt Jemima. You could easily drown an infant in that.

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MurrayHewitt — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:22:48 EDT

Personally, I'd prefer a Larry Eustache Night

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Herbies_Wingman — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:22:24 EDT

Where did Elijah Dukes Family night rank?

Herbies_Wingman

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El Gran Guapo — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:20:55 EDT

I voted for the Jena, Louisiana Negro Giants "Pin the Tail on a Honky" promotion.

El Gran Guapo

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Civil Negligence — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:19:51 EDT

I would have voted for the Binghamton Mets' "Heimlich Maneuver Educational Night." You never know when you will need to know how to prevent someone from choking.

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:19:26 EDT

I think that's one of the kids from Icey Hot Stuntaz.

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Donald_Igwebuike — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:19:17 EDT

@Lady Andrea: The internets are not inhabited by all Star Wars geeks and basement bound losers. Oh wait, your right, the storm trooper should have won.

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Matt_T — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:19:02 EDT

Shanoff?

Matt_T

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goathair — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:18:34 EDT

I thought you went to jail for promoting minors.

goathair

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Herbies_Wingman — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:18:20 EDT

Tell that douchebag wearing a Danny Wuerfell jersey is no longer cool

Herbies_Wingman

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:16:10 EDT

I cannot believe the West Michigan White Caps' Star Wars Night did win. A stormtrooper played the National Anthem!!!!

Lady Andrea