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Meet Eric "Whizzer" Schnupp

MrStarhead — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:04:46 EDT

Just to point out, Scruffy Murphy's is EASILY the shittiest bar in Waco, and that is really saying something.

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Salisburys photography skills — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:52:31 EDT

Hey just to point out Baylor is a baptist university therefore it is a dry campus. The administration can't be too happy with the fact that he was at a bar to begin with...

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billybastion — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:37:32 EDT

@RagingRomones: theyre more like delusional, perpetual losers.

or perhaps a better way to look at it: they are the family who refuses to accept their dog is suffering and refuse to put it down.

baylor football needs to be put down.

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RagingRomones — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:27:15 EDT

Bay-lor fans? You have fans?

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billybastion — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 18:37:31 EDT

im a graduate student at baylor.

first, you should know that baylor has the worst football team in the history of anything. the university has a culture of losing, when it comes to the football program and all the old farts and weirdoes that run the place are delusional about it.

second, you have to understand that anything and everything having to do with baylor football is completely ridiculous. the fact that our o line and tight end coach did this, should come as no surprise to baylor "fans". i mean, we're the university paying a million plus to the guy who went 6-7 at kentucky.

i guess you could say we are pissing our money away.

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PenFoe — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:38:45 EDT

What's more ridiculous here?

1. They're CONSIDERING taking action
2. People were buying him shots AFTER they lost 58-10

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Pinata — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:25:10 EDT

Good thing Baylor's such a party campus.

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illiniowl — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:24:11 EDT

"She tried to deny it, but there was definitely a puddle and there was no one else around her."
"Also, her pants were around her ankles."

--Coors Field usher

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Gobias — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:21:50 EDT

who among us hasn't peed on the front of a bar?

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:18:10 EDT

"So this guy's pissing at the bar and I tell him to use the fucking bathroom. He turns around and calls my mamma a whore.

Well..is she?"

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RagingRomones — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:15:14 EDT

Lawerence Phillips is impressed with the way you handle your shit

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illiniowl — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:12:25 EDT

I know what you're thinking, and I want to take the pressure off. It doesn't take a whiz to know that you're looking out for number one. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:12:07 EDT

Now, did he piss on TOP of the bar, or just on front face of it? Doing the former would indicate some serious malice, while the latter means there was probably just a long line for the bathroom.

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UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:08:30 EDT

Wicked piss'ah.

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being_sven — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:08:29 EDT

@Chad Sexington: They clean them by pissing all over them?

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:02:38 EDT

I can't tell the difference between Whizzer Schnupp and this dead crab

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illiniowl — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:01:20 EDT

nevertheless, "pulling a Schnupp" > "pulling a JoePa"

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The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:00:43 EDT

This sounds like the beginning to that old joke about a bet that somebody could piss on a bar and the bartender would laugh. Or something like that.

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Chad Sexington — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:59:08 EDT

I would love to criticize Mr. Schnupp, but you know what they say about those in glass houses...

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iantenna — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:58:33 EDT

@Nationalcoholic: there's a great longshoreman/warehouse worker's bar in downtown oakland that has a piss trough at the base of the bar. not sure how common this was in the good old days but fuck that's convenient.

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Old No.7 — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:58:03 EDT

Chumbawamba approves.

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:56:29 EDT

Schnupp: I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet, and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled

Owner of Bar: Well that would explain the drop off in play.

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iantenna — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:56:20 EDT

@Chicago Jones: the temperature's a dead giveaway.

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iHaveaRagingTebowner — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:53:50 EDT

True story: Sitting at a booth in the bar with a bunch of friends back when I was in college. One friend really has to pee, but the line for the bathroom is super long, so he takes an empty pitcher and pisses in it underneath the table, and then sets it aside. The guys behind us are getting pretty rowdy a little later into the night, and they can't get the waitress to come over and bring them new beers. So this one guy starts yelling how it's his 21st birthday and he wants a fucking drink, so my buddy hands him the piss-tcher, and goes, 'happy birthday, man'. Guy takes like two huge gulps, stops, looks at us, and goes, 'dude, that is some skunky beer', and then takes about two more chugs off it before setting it aside. I loved college.

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Matt_T — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:52:21 EDT

If Schnupp gets fired from Baylor, Maddux and the Giles Brothers have offered him a job as a clubhouse attendent for the Padres.

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:52:21 EDT

That's okay! I just bet that guy over there $1000 that I could piss all over the bar and you'd clean it up with a smile on your face!

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youstayclassy — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:50:54 EDT

Moises Alou is disappointed in such a wasteful display.

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:48:03 EDT

I hate to tell you what he did to the Golden Tee machine.

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Sheepblog — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:47:45 EDT

How many Schnuppbucks will it take him to get out of jail?

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ASox — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:47:13 EDT

They did a "redesign" of Scruffy Murphy's and Schnupp just couldn't find the pisser.

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MerryLander — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:46:28 EDT

You know, you're at the bar trying to forget about hte game, talking to a hot freshman, when you suddenly have to go. The girl seems into you, and you know as soon as you leave someone is going to move in on her...

The man had no choice!

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:45:36 EDT

Did they at least pay for his parking?

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Clare — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:45:00 EDT

@Shea Guevara: Heh. At summer camp, I was a lifeguard at the ool.

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being_sven — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:44:44 EDT

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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VTBen — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:44:41 EDT

And after the game, Mark Mangino ate him.
/obligatory

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shea_guevara — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:41:01 EDT

He mustn't have read the sign in front of the bar:

"This is our ub; notice there's no 'p' in it."

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Nationalcoholic — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:40:48 EDT

From someone who's seen it done:

He was standing against the bar like he was ordering a drink, and peed on the front of it. I don't think he got up onto the bar and peed down onto it.

I miss college.

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:40:30 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: "We'll make it look like he was selling Avodart."

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:38:54 EDT

Dave Bliss would've framed one of his players for the deed.

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:37:17 EDT

Whipping it out and pissing on the bar sounds like it would fit right in at a place called Scruffy Murphy's

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:36:53 EDT

The story said he consumed several shots of alcohol beforehand. Perhaps this was Excellence brand alcohol?

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ASox — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:36:53 EDT

Najeh Davenport is not impressed.

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kevinarnoldkilleddjtanner — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:36:31 EDT

As far as crimes in Waco go, this guy has plenty of catching up to do.

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Chad Sexington — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:34:25 EDT

Yup.

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Matt_T — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:34:14 EDT

Did Bear Grylls drink the piss?

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Chicago Jones — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:32:48 EDT

Like anyone can tell the difference between assistant coach piss and Lone Star.
/Regionalized

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ltwinslow — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:32:48 EDT

even in mediocrity, the U still comes correct

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:32:40 EDT

And here I was thinking the extra P in 'Schnupp' was redundant.

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:32:31 EDT

Is Schnupp the Invisible Man?

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DennyCrane — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:29:58 EDT

Like anyone can tell the difference between assistant coach piss and Miller Lite.

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:29:53 EDT

Who does he think he is, R. Kelly?

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ArkansasFred — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:29:25 EDT

Byron White is furious that his name is being used in such a sleazy manner.

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StupidAngelos — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:28:39 EDT

That is the most picture I have seen in quite some time, Will.

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