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Jamboroo, Week 7: Where We Explore The Idea Of The NFL As Hangover Cure

Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:51:12 EDT

A few bars here on South Street offer a $3 special: 1 can of PBR and 1 shot of Jim Beam. $20 will get you nice and shit-faced with enough left over as a nominal tip to your bartender.

I recommend Camel Lights to complement the severe damage being dished out to your internal organs.

Chamomiles Davis

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mamacita — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:17:38 EDT

Little Daughter Drew is changing her name and moving to South America out of sheer embarassment. She thinks Bud Select is for pussies.

mamacita

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Wolverines — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:50:43 EDT

When did Jack-O come by?

Wolverines

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Dieter — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:51:52 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: and I would like to nominate Keeley Hazell.

Dieter

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StartingAces — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:46:20 EDT

PBR helped these last few sox games feel better. The best "beer to make you forget how much your favorite team is sucking" is Victory's Golden Monkey.

[www.victorybeer.com]

$12 a sixer, 12percent alcohol. These are why I don't remember the Pats losing to the Colts last season.

StartingAces

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Clare — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:45:26 EDT

@Grimey: Guns for show, knives for a pro.

Clare

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tuckpendleton — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:44:07 EDT

@ DK: well, yeah, but everyone wanted to spending 9.99 for a case in college? Hence Beast Light. (At least in my neck of the woods. What up, Iracane?)

Here in Brooklyn, anyway, it's definitely NOT college kids driving the PBR renaissance. It's mid-20 to mid-30s trying too hard to look disaffected and cool.

Like Captain Caveman!

(Kidding! Hugs, tank buddy!)

tuckpendleton

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StreakinTheQuad — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:21:25 EDT

@StreakinTheQuad:

seriously... Chris Farley's brother? No way...

StreakinTheQuad

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dk — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:20:31 EDT

@tuckpendleton: PBR got adopted by people who wanted to spend 9.99 for a 24 pack freshman year of college.
Well, and hipsters.

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StreakinTheQuad — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:16:31 EDT

Leon is the President of Hitting that Ass... don't you forget.

Did anyone notice the exterminator was Chris Farley's brother? kind of spooky.

StreakinTheQuad

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ChadsMyGuy — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:02:46 EDT

The cut on the eye makes you look uber-handsome! No wonder they call you Big Daddy. RAWR!

ChadsMyGuy

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emjayelle — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:55:02 EDT

PBR is to Brooklyn as Boones Farm is to high school

emjayelle

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HeavyPettingZoo — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:52:39 EDT

@Civil Negligence: Um, it WAS Chris Farley's brother.

HeavyPettingZoo

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manischevz — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:46:22 EDT

"Goddamned right, I'm black. I'm mother fucking Barack Obama, President, of HITTIN' THAT ASS." -where was this episode when I needed a quote for the HS yearbook?

manischevz

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tuckpendleton — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:44:41 EDT

@ Buttons:
PBR got adopted by hipster douchebag scum who began drinking it "ironically," to show how cool and non-conformist they were. So all across Brooklyn, all the "non-conforming" hipster sheep followed suit, and now PBR is experiencing a resurgence here.

Their new slogan: "If you're wearing American Apparel, you're drinking PBR!"

Don't worry -- it's still the same sh*tty beer that you love and that your asshole and liver fear.

tuckpendleton

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PenFoe — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:43:53 EDT

Masturbathon is an awesome word.

PenFoe

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twoeightnine — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:40:43 EDT

Ufford is going to be pissed that you spent hours jerking off on his couch.

Unless he was there with you.

twoeightnine

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Phatty — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:34:43 EDT

The PBRs didn't happen to be at Trash bar did they? I've been booted from there several times.

Phatty

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buttons — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:34:20 EDT

Okay, I missed the memo. When the fuck did PBR become hip?

buttons

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iHaveaRagingTebowner — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:32:33 EDT

@supermike4ever: So that's why the pussies drink the Select.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

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iHaveaRagingTebowner — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:31:57 EDT

I would not have pegged you for a fan of Radiohead, let alone Sugar.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

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jake(ymon) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:24:38 EDT

And "they" said you couldn't keep this up. Nice work... I feel pretty drunk, too

jake(ymon)

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Wormfather — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:23:38 EDT

Does anyone know where i can purchase one of those cradles?

Wormfather

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The Gentleman Masher — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:22:48 EDT

PBR is so 2005...I've eschewed it for Mickey's...

The Gentleman Masher

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albo — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:21:26 EDT

Who the Hell is doing the proofreading around here, Lawrence Taylor?

albo

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Babcocksure — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:21:01 EDT

"Friday night I went to Brooklyn for a party at a bar that featured $2 Pabst Blue Ribbon cans."

So where in billyburg were you?

Babcocksure

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:19:27 EDT

Judas Priest > Judas cradle

UpstateUnderdog

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supermike4ever — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:19:21 EDT

they embedded a virus in the album download for any asshole who paid $0.

multiple, redundant viruses if the asshole did it in the name of "capitalism"

supermike4ever

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:17:34 EDT

Best. Jamboroo. Ever.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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Da_Mang — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:14:36 EDT

Brady Quinn wishes to learn more about the Judas Cradle.

Da_Mang

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:10:47 EDT

@flubby: That's what I was thinking, too.

And I paid my birthday for the Radiohead album, 'cause I'm a guilty dude. Good thing I was born in February.

Phony Gwynn

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supermike4ever — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:10:00 EDT

bud beer alc cals carbs
budweis 5.0 145 10.6
budlight 4.2 110 6.6
budsele 4.3 99 3.1

supermike4ever

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:09:12 EDT

I would happily nominate Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai for the halftime masturbation kit if there were suitable risque photos out there:
[images.google.com]

help me out, googlepervs....

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:05:42 EDT

Friend food always gives me gas, too.

Gourmet Spud

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supermike4ever — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:04:17 EDT

worst weekend of all times in the history of everything?

bud select is the even-lighter version of bud light. it's really, really light.

supermike4ever

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Herbies_Wingman — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:03:55 EDT

I feel drunk after reading this

Herbies_Wingman

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flubby — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:03:41 EDT

If you wanted to keep it dry, wouldn't you use a dehumidifier?

flubby

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:02:21 EDT

That's got to be the worst pic I've ever seen of A-Rod.

Chief Wahoo

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slighltlygonzo — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:01:34 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: But there's nothing like slapping down six quarters on the gas station counter for two tall boys and knowing that the next two hours will be fun, but the following four will be pure hell on your cheap ass...

slighltlygonzo

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MitchKayak — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:01:13 EDT

Red Rock West should be burned to the ground and everyone who goes there should be shot.

MitchKayak

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The Dude — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:00:34 EDT

"We got some Joe Pepitone up in this motherfucker."

Best quote from this season, by far.

The Dude

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BDoc — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:00:00 EDT

The Dolphins do nothing to nurture me through my hangover. However, they do help me put it off until Monday morning.

BDoc

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:58:06 EDT

@Civil Negligence: I think that is Chris Farley's real brother.

UpstateUnderdog

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Monday Morning Punter — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:57:41 EDT

@Monday Morning Punter: "They**"

...shit.

Monday Morning Punter

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Monday Morning Punter — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:57:02 EDT

That put lapels on fleece vests now?

Monday Morning Punter

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:55:35 EDT

Bud Select makes me laugh. "Look how high class I am. I'm too good for regular Budweiser!"

And I still remember when someone at The Black Table did a bunch of beer reviews and described the taste of Steel Reserve as "liquid homelessness."

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Locker Room Guise — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:54:40 EDT

Where can we order the transcript from the entire weekend?

Locker Room Guise

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dismalScientist — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:53:20 EDT

Red Rocks was the jam back in the day. Is it still a yuppie/dbag/biker bar? I'm surprised I didn't see people lose their face at that place.

dismalScientist

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Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:52:58 EDT

Frank Booth approves your choice of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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Civil Negligence — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:52:20 EDT

@EdFinnerty: I think that was Chris Farley's long-lost twin brother. Best scene of the season so far, nonetheless.

Civil Negligence

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blainer — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:51:40 EDT

Howard Stern has revealed that Chip Z'Nuff peed in Madonna.

blainer

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dismalScientist — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:51:20 EDT

@dismalScientist: You love pen...We love pen... No excuse for that.

dismalScientist

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CubsDynasty — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:50:57 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: I'll see you Saturday

CubsDynasty

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Grimey — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:50:30 EDT

"Mr. Breaker. Today, my name... is Mr. Breaker."

Grimey

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dismalScientist — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:50:28 EDT

You love pen. I love pen. One day, we should get together and love pen together.

/lane meyer

dismalScientist

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EdFinnerty — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:47:19 EDT

Leon has certainly yeoman's on work Curb Your Enthusiam, but nothing tops the Exterminator stomping out the rat-dog.

EdFinnerty

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ltwinslow — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:45:56 EDT

you had me at '16-year-old girls wearing cowboy boots who are purposely drunk, loud and obnoxious'

ltwinslow

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LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:45:29 EDT

Andrew Blake makes that extra classy porno you can watch with your parents.

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:44:19 EDT

Lucy Pinder is probably the best of the halftime masturbation kits yet.

Signal to Noise

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:43:51 EDT

"Mexicans eat flautas, and Mexicans are small. So they must be good for you. I better eat a lot of them to make sure I get all that nutrition."

Eat what? Flautas or Mexicans?

Matt Sussman

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:43:28 EDT

That nipple-slip site is a like a more fun version of "Where's Waldo".
MUCH more fun.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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Shawon-O-Meter — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:42:14 EDT

When did Simmons start writing this feature?

Shawon-O-Meter

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Matt_T — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:42:01 EDT

we spend our Sundays curled up under a blanket, waiting for God's unmerciful vengeance to eventually subside.

That's every Sunday for us college football fans.

Matt_T

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:41:55 EDT

great "you shit on my house" quote from "Can't Buy Me Love"

UpstateUnderdog

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:40:58 EDT

Why do your friends not use their real names around you?

Matt Sussman

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tuckpendleton — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:39:20 EDT

If you're sh*tfaced, and clearly not hooking up, and especially in a city that is not your home, there are few things better than being the toxic farter, crying tears of laughter as your friends cringe and all members of the opposite sex head for the door.

Nothing like cockblocking your friend with a fart.

tuckpendleton

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Sarcastro — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:38:03 EDT

I Pinder to the ground and ...

Sarcastro

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:38:02 EDT

Is that an Indian dildo?

The Fan’s Attic

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Hextall454 — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:37:33 EDT

That sounds like the most menu ever.

Hextall454

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MattMillenFanClub — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:35:37 EDT

Dude, if you're suiciding Washington, I'm running in a different direction.

MattMillenFanClub

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cowbell204 — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:35:17 EDT

happyguy.jpg

Troy Aikman approves

cowbell204

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Sarge — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:34:25 EDT

Lucy, I'm home

Sarge