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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:56:00 EDT

Well, that's it for me. Till tomorrow night.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:44:26 EDT

I'd like to thank E! for letting me know that the entire Kardashian fam is packing some ASS.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:43:14 EDT

@Innings Eater: Those bear bottles are more dangerous than beer bottles.

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Innings Eater — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:35:59 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Hooray, Bear!

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PhilCollins — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:34:58 EDT

Hi, i'm Phil Collins, and I am a fucking STAR.

PhilCollins

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:34:56 EDT

My campus erupted into a Lets Go Sox chant so I joined a celebration with no shoes on tippy-toeing past broken bear bottles and dodging a desk chair someone threw off their balcony to get pitchers of water to throw on girls

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:34:32 EDT

So, you're supposed to take the foot off the gas in the 1st half, up 42-7? And then you proceed to give up 3 TD's in the second half? Miami's D gets paid too, you know.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:32:15 EDT

Hi. I am Camp Tiger Claw and I am fucking stoked.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:30:39 EDT

The problem I saw with Sabathia and Carmona is the amount of innings they pitched. It just wears on an arm.

And anyone with out NESN Papelbon is riverdancing with the drop kick murphy's

night all

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I Party With Smoot — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:30:24 EDT

@thetaxman: I was hoping this would be the featured comment:

#### the Indians fans saying Dice-K sucked, #### them for thinking they would win, and #### all the #### in general for the Indians...better luck next year DUDES!

You stay classy Boston.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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The Devil's Advocate — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:28:30 EDT

@BedBathAndJihad: Well deserved, considering we weren't even ranked when the season started (another blatant example of east coast bias). But whattaya know, even Mark May is finally coming around -- we're 5th on his top 5...

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:27:43 EDT

Sure Boomer, Belichick had a speech for his team today: "Let's get this over quick, it's hot as shit down here."

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PhilCollins — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:27:25 EDT

I'd love to see CC try to parlay this October into Zito money. Better get Boras on the line, STAT.

I think we have enough young talent that we can walk away from this LUMP we call an ace. He's quickly become the A-Rod of pitching.

We also need to get a shrink in the clubhouse to fix our young talent... they had the 1000yd marine stare all night long.

And I need an APB on the two Raffi's, Travis Hafner's swing, Casey Blake's....everything. Where are they all?

And $30 to the first person to take out Skinner. I can see him getting "forced" into that pirates managing gig just to get him out of Cleveland, but then again, after tonight they might be reconsidering. Yet they are the pirates, there's still hope.

PhilCollins

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:27:23 EDT

Goodnight Cleveland thanks for coming, see you next tour!!!! Oh this wasnt a rock concert?

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:26:32 EDT

I'm done for the night too. Later, everyone.

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The Devil's Advocate — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:26:08 EDT

Peter Gammons can't wipe the smile off his face -- three days ago, he was grippin' out loud.

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:25:01 EDT

that is gonna be one long ass flight to cleveland

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thetaxman — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:24:25 EDT

@BedBathAndJihad: So is he angry because the 49ers lost? Or because the Niners didn't sign Matsuzaka? I'm confused and going to bed as a result. Night all.

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jane — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:23:27 EDT

I thought "Dirty Water" was:

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street

I mean, they're pretty similar

jane

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:23:23 EDT

@SunDevilDogg: You must be psyched about the #4 ranking in the BCS for your Devils.

Bed Bath and Jihad

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The Devil's Advocate — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:22:16 EDT

@SunDevilDogg: Yes, as in Yes, it's ok to still hate her for that. I was distracted by EK's 'do.

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:22:13 EDT

Featured comment on the 4 letter:

Give credit to Matsuzaka, he had the weight of the Nation on his shoulders and he held up.

//49erfustration

Bed Bath and Jihad

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The Devil's Advocate — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:20:30 EDT

@White Speed Receiver: Yes. And when did Eric Karros become a televangelist?

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:20:04 EDT

@Clare: yes. yes it was.

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Becky_MI — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:19:44 EDT

@White Speed Receiver: NO!!! That is a stupid bitch.

Okay, Tiger fan REALLY going to bed now.

Becky_MI

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White Speed Receiver — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:18:09 EDT

Is it wrong to still hate Jeannie Zelazko for cutting off Ernie Harwell?

White Speed Receiver

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TattooedMess(iah) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:17:57 EDT

@Bill Belichicks Videographer: As a last note, we almost hit 2k a couple times during the World Series last year but Nibbles would always pull a Barbaro before we got there. It's something to aim for.

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:17:56 EDT

@PhilCollins: ya know you're probably right I'd rather think my team and my two big pitchers and the middle of my order choked instead of them being beaten by a more experienced club.

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jane — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:17:34 EDT

More Papelbon in the scuba mask, plz

jane

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Becky_MI — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:16:48 EDT

Thinking I'm out too. Have to actually go to work after three days off. Boooooo.

Becky_MI

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TattooedMess(iah) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:15:50 EDT

Eh, fuck it. You're all capable enough. Night all.

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PhilCollins — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:15:43 EDT

I could jerkoff daily the next 2 weeks and not get rid of the frustration.

Call me a sore loser, but in no way should boston have won this series.

PhilCollins

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:15:22 EDT

yeah were are close to a grand, has it ever been done?

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TattooedMess(iah) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:15:03 EDT

I really do need sleep, but I too wanna see this hit the 1,000 mark.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:14:31 EDT

We might hit G tonight? Damn.

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Clare — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:13:27 EDT

WAIT A MINUTE. Was that just a rock remix of "Crank dat Soulja Boy"!?

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:12:26 EDT

Is that papelbon? He's alittle whacko isnt he? - Chris Myers

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:12:23 EDT

"You don't wanna face Boston up 3-1"

That's exactly the kind of information I expect from tWWL.

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DougOLis — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:11:59 EDT

Did that lady say to bring back the National League? That'd a pretty fucking wild World Series if the Red Sox annexed the National League.

DougOLis

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Slothrop — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:11:48 EDT

@White Speed Receiver:

now that's funny. +1

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DougOLis — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:11:20 EDT

Shouldn't Youkilis have won the MVP?

DougOLis

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White Speed Receiver — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:10:58 EDT

Why is Art Donovan giving out the AL Champion's trophy and the ALCS MVP award?

White Speed Receiver

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johnny five — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:10:34 EDT

@White Speed Receiver: why yes, we do wear black. it's what good guys wear, duh.

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Clare — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:09:54 EDT

Well, now I can turn my full attention to the Flyers.

'Night, everybody.

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:09:53 EDT

BTW the girl in the Sox owners box is Theo's new wife...nice job T

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TattooedMess(iah) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:08:43 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: I warned you. But that's fucking awesome.

"It's gonna get very wet in here very soon." -John Henry, creepiest man to ever utter that phrase on national television.

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:07:58 EDT

News break: Cleveland was just hit by a meteor.

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Innings Eater — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:07:07 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: Nice work. Now dip your ballbag on his face.

Innings Eater

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Slothrop — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:06:57 EDT

Wait, doesn't Remy get the trophy?

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Nationalcoholic — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:06:50 EDT

Jesus, Pap, take it down a notch! You're scaring the straights!

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I Party With Smoot — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:06:46 EDT

@Slothrop: For the girls to know, he's actually better looking than that. When he sleeps though, he looks like a sloth.

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:06:18 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: Don't forget the breadsticks.

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Clare — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:06:17 EDT

Do my eyes deceive me, or was that the "emo level?"

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:06:16 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: That's awesome.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:05:51 EDT

Wow, you can watch the World Series on ESPN Radio, Neil Everett?

Well, it's officially LeBron season in Cleveland.

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Slothrop — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:05:47 EDT

@I Party With Smoot:

he's a handsome man and a great fan.

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:05:44 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: Bravo! Well done, sir.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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The Devil's Advocate — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:05:44 EDT

Congrats to the Chowderheads. I'm pulling for the NL, as always, so GO ROCKIES.

(did I just say that? Aw, nevermind)

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Nationalcoholic — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:05:38 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Yostal — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:05:22 EDT

All right gang, a pleasure as always. See most of you on Wednesday and the regulars tomorrow.

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:04:33 EDT

I have no idea why I stayed up to watch this game, seeing as I have to get up in 'bout 5 hours. But I did. And I got to hear how Joe Buck thinks Papelbon is "a beauty".

Nite all.

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:04:33 EDT

Papelbon's voice and accent are HILARIOUS.

He sounds like a younger Coach Orgeron.

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:04:32 EDT

@Hernandez-is-the-Mandez: Yoohoo and Skittles. Right. Say no more.

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I Party With Smoot — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:04:20 EDT

Ok, guys. He's a light sleeper. This is the best I got.

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thetaxman — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:04:00 EDT

@Peter Cavan: First Madden, now this? I'm returning my new hdtv.

I, for one, welcome our new riverdancing overlord.

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Clare — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:03:54 EDT

@Bill Belichicks Videographer: It was, wasn't it? He and Tek had a very homoerotic celebration. Yum.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:03:48 EDT

@johnny five: MY NAME IS PAPELBON AND EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:03:25 EDT

Well that was lame, time to watch Dexter and finish my laundry.

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D

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White Speed Receiver — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:03:24 EDT

@johnny five: Holy Shit.

Pot, you need to meet my friend Kettle. You guys have something in common.

White Speed Receiver

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:03:01 EDT

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: It was actually too much Yoohoo and Skittles in the bullpen.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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Nationalcoholic — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:02:49 EDT

Did I just hear Joe Buck say that Papelbon was beautiful? Not that he pitched beautifully, but that Pap himself was beautiful.

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Innings Eater — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:02:28 EDT

Meyers: You're going to the World Series...
Manny: Yeah, we're going to the World Series.

Well said, Manny. You're a regular Oscar Wilde.

Innings Eater

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Slothrop — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:02:14 EDT

I think Manny's talking about Game 2 of the WS.

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:02:03 EDT

that slo mo of Papelbon one the final out was amazing

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bizzo5000 — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:57 EDT

Paplebon sounds like the little Mooninite

bizzo5000

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:56 EDT

How many greenies did Papelbon have before this interview?

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DougOLis — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:48 EDT

Was Manny at the game? Was he just talking about some different game?

DougOLis

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johnny five — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:45 EDT

as a chisox fan, i can say that this complete choke couldn't have happened to a classier organization and fanbase.

does papelbon speak in CAPS?

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Point God — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:45 EDT

I love that Manny stares right into the camera when talking.

Point God

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:44 EDT

Papelbon has an incredibly high-pitch voice.

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:42 EDT

Manny talking about playing hard and leaving everything on the field. Hilarious!

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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Nationalcoholic — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:29 EDT

@Innings Eater: Xerxes army in 300 was more respectful.

And Manny's IQ can't be over 75. Can't be.

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Lizabelle — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:24 EDT

I'm tearing..

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thetaxman — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:22 EDT

That's just Manny being really scary in HD

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:19 EDT

Manny and the sideline reporter are talking about two different plays. Classic.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:18 EDT

The downside of triumph: getting interviewed by Chris Myers.

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:14 EDT

Manny's looking right at me on my HDTV, and it's freaking me out.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:12 EDT

Did Manny just take blame for Kenny Lofton not scoring?

My mind

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PhilCollins — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:00:58 EDT

my prediction for the world series? Yankees in 5

PhilCollins

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thetaxman — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:00:20 EDT

@Point_God: Easy for him to say.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:00:16 EDT

Tessie time!

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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bizzo5000 — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:00:02 EDT

@Slothrop:
Dirty, dirty water!!!!!

bizzo5000

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Clare — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:59:59 EDT

[gasp]

That was a pretty sweet catch.

I think I can hear Texas Gal and J-Money screaming from six states away.

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Innings Eater — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:59:37 EDT

@Nationalcoholic: The Florida Gators basketball team is more respectful in victory.

Innings Eater

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Slothrop — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:59:28 EDT

water!!!

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bizzo5000 — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:59:03 EDT

Just telling you all this now. I'm going to be really annoying for the next four games.

bizzo5000

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Point God — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:59:03 EDT

@thetaxman: Best Oscar Gamble quote ever: "People don't think it be like it is, but it do."

Point God

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Becky_MI — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:58:55 EDT

Yep. Will cheer for Jacoby on my TV as often as possible, and God's favorites for the win.

Becky_MI

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:58:43 EDT

Half hour for the fans to celebrate before the MBTA shuts down

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Slothrop — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:58:31 EDT

that's an epic catch. wow.

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PhilCollins — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:58:25 EDT

sweet. only 45 more years of heartbreak until I catch up to my old man.

PhilCollins

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Nationalcoholic — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:58:20 EDT

And now, a classy and gentlemanly display of humility, while honoring their defeated opponents.

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Peter Cavan — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:58:10 EDT

Yay, Red Sox.

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:58:05 EDT

Crisp is coming up gimpy. Not like he's gonna play much in the WS anyway. He's so f'd next year. And by f'd I mean traded.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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Red Line — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:58:02 EDT

@Lizalicious: Stay classy, Boston.

Red Line

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Pinata — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:57:52 EDT

Clearly, Kenny Lofton curses any CS team he's on.

Pinata

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bizzo5000 — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:57:49 EDT

Can I just skip the next two days and wake up on Wednesday? These next two days are going to kill me.

bizzo5000

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Signal to Noise — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:57:47 EDT

Hey guys, I know you're celebrating, but I think Coco Crisp hurt himself on that play...

...oh wait, right...he isn't hitting much. Carry on!

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RagingRomones — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:57:34 EDT

The Res Sox win the pennant. I think I'm going to go throw up now...

RagingRomones

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Yostal — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:57:33 EDT

That was mildly dramatic and unnecessary for the final out,

Cue the Standells.

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:57:30 EDT

What a catch by Coco

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thetaxman — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:57:28 EDT

WOW. Oscar Gamble plays a hell of a center field.

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:57:26 EDT

CHAMPAGNE BUKKAKE FOR ALL!

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:57:22 EDT

COCO WITH THE COMPLETELY UNNEEDED EFFORT

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Slothrop — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:57:21 EDT

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Point God — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:57:10 EDT

Wow, great catch

Point God

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:56:33 EDT

1 FUCKING MORE

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:56:33 EDT

Papi is prepared for the Champipple celebration.

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Innings Eater — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:56:29 EDT

Two-out rally time.

Innings Eater

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thetaxman — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:56:18 EDT

Not sure I like Ortiz with the goggles on already. Or ever, for that matter.

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DougOLis — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:56:09 EDT

Why didn't Francona pull Papelbon for the 9th? They don't need him for the save and it seems like it'd now be better to get him rested for the upcoming World Series.

DougOLis

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Attempted Chemistry — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:56:08 EDT

"Kenny Lofton's shit doesn't work in the playoffs." - B. Beane

Attempted Chemistry

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Nationalcoholic — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:56:04 EDT

Classy move, David Ortiz.

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Slothrop — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:55:41 EDT

manny would have thrown peralta out for the double play.

-Joe Buck

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:55:33 EDT

So having Lofton on your team is the kiss of death

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:55:32 EDT

Its the curse of Kenny Lofton!

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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bizzo5000 — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:55:32 EDT

@Hernandez-is-the-Mandez:
I think he's the grown up lizard baby.

bizzo5000

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:55:14 EDT

@Innings Eater: scratch that

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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PhilCollins — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:54:52 EDT

Winning run on first! HERE COME THE INDIANS!

PhilCollins

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Innings Eater — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:54:46 EDT

And here come the Indians...

Innings Eater

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:54:43 EDT

@Signal to Noise: Dustin Welker Garnett Simmons.

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johnny five — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:54:32 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: anything that can be properly documented and used to taunt later. the more staining of either skin or clothing, the better.

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Nationalcoholic — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:54:25 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: Boston proper? Like if someone was to write him a letter, they would write Boston, MA on the envelope? I didn't know those people existed!

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:54:17 EDT

I've chewed my nails worse than Lebron James this game

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:54:10 EDT

Is it me or does John Henry look like a crazy robot? Or one of those aliens from "V" in human disguise.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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Lizabelle — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:53:56 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: I took a cab home from work tonight so I could be checking the score the entire way back, rather than be stuck under ground for a half hour on the subway.

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Slothrop — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:53:42 EDT

I know no one cares, but the Pappy is just fine.

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Innings Eater — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:53:22 EDT

@Bill Belichicks Videographer: Oh, he's a married professional athlete? Well that settles it. Monogamy for everyone!

Innings Eater

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Lizabelle — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:52:58 EDT

3 outs..3 outs...

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I Party With Smoot — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:52:52 EDT

The worst part is, he's actually FROM BOSTON!

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Point God — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:52:50 EDT

The ghost of Rocky Colavito endures

Point God

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bizzo5000 — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:52:49 EDT

@PhilCollins:
Now THAT is angry.

bizzo5000

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Yostal — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:52:46 EDT

Wait, that's McLovin's music I hear!

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:52:18 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: You're definitely in Teabag country.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:51:56 EDT

@Innings Eater: Pedroia is married

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I Party With Smoot — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:51:49 EDT

@Nationalcoholic: I think we have a winner.

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Lizabelle — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:51:44 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: WHAT THE FUCK?

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Signal to Noise — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:51:41 EDT

@Halifax County Is Dead(fka Berto): hey, it takes work to not be able to watch the snap.

Also, y'know, sacking Big Ben a lot helped.

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:51:41 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: Wake him up and tell him they lost the game. Torture him a little.

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TattooedMess(iah) — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:51:30 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: He deserves to be dickfaced, and then photoshopped into an embarassing outfit. But careful, if he's not passed out drunk he might not be that deep asleep.

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Nationalcoholic — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:51:05 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: Still asleep? Take a picture of the final score and tape it to his chest. Then write superfan on his forehead.

@B: Are there two Octobers? And who's country is this?

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PhilCollins — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:51:04 EDT

I don't wanna read from ANYBODY, ANYWHERE(tm) that this is excusable because of how far this team has come. Its the same old cleveland horseshit. That fucking blown call at 2nd completely changed the complexion of the game. i'm disgusted all around, and I wanna punch a hooker in the throat, but my mom won't be home for a few more hours.

PhilCollins

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bizzo5000 — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:51:02 EDT

@I Party With Smoot:
Beating with a bar of soap in a sock?

bizzo5000

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Innings Eater — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:50:55 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: That's bullshit. He either hopped on the bandwagon in 2004 like everybody else, or he's not a real fan. You can't just become a fan overnight.

I kid RSN.

Innings Eater

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Peter Cavan — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:50:53 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: It's time to put his hand in a pan of warm water.

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Slothrop — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:50:24 EDT

@I Party With Smoot:

I think eating at Awful Garden is punishment enough.

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Pinata — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:50:24 EDT

@I Party With Smoot:

Chief him.

Pinata

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:50:13 EDT

@B: One. And October is the most month of the year

@I Party With Smoot: Kill him.

Maybe a bit too far. But he isn't a fan, so taunt him.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:50:09 EDT

Let's see if Francona has balls.

Put Gagné in.

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johnny five — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:49:44 EDT

hey! singing "kiss him goodbye" is OUR thing! fuck off boston! wrong sox!

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bizzo5000 — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:49:31 EDT

Christ, I smoked two packs today.
I'm going to sound like Pam Ward tomorrow.

bizzo5000

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:49:30 EDT

Youkilis flexing his magical semtic muscles once again. What a beast this series!

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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I Party With Smoot — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:49:21 EDT

Ok, I need a ruling: My roommate claims to be a Red Sox fan. He chose to go to Olive Garden tonight instead of watch game 7. He then fell asleep watching the game on the couch when he got home.

What's my course of action at this point?

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Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:49:20 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: How many Octobers are there?

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Pinata — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:49:10 EDT

"This game was so close for so long."

Until, you know, it wasn't.

Pinata

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Lizabelle — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:49:02 EDT

So Cleveland, how's the water from the Charles River gonna taste? AS GOOD AS THE FUCKING CHAMPAGNE ON THE ROAD!!!! EAT SHIT INDIANS!!!

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The Devil's Advocate — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:49:01 EDT

I still say that break between Games 4 and 5 was the difference. If you're playing 2-3-2, why weren't the games played three nites in a row?

The Devil's Advocate

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Yostal — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:49:00 EDT

You can actually hear Fenway starting to sing "Kiss Him Goodbye". What do they think they are, U.S. Men's National Team fans?

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Raskolnikov — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:48:55 EDT

I'm jonesing for a mercy snack

Raskolnikov

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Innings Eater — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:48:47 EDT

I've seen date rape less violent than this.

Wait, what?

Innings Eater

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White Speed Receiver — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:48:46 EDT

Well, at least it's not the Yankees or White Sox...

White Speed Receiver

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U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:48:40 EDT

I didn't see the face, but judging from the behind shot only, I give it to the Fox camera girl.

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:48:36 EDT

@Yostal: Yeah, the Macarena was all the rage back then.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:48:26 EDT

ROCKTOBER VS SOXTOBER

IM DANE COOK

THIS IS BASEBALL

IN OCTOBER

THE ONLY OCTOBER

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Slothrop — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:48:21 EDT

there's your ALCS MVP.

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Attempted Chemistry — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:48:16 EDT

Ahem: I SAID "step up from Zombie Nation." Damn Youk, damn Kernkraft, and damn the Sox PA people.

Attempted Chemistry

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losloseeboy — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:48:14 EDT

KEVIN YAY-YO

Luckily it didn't land into the sea of wasps. That ball could have been stung.

losloseeboy

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Nationalcoholic — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:48:01 EDT

Have a Coke and a smile...

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:57 EDT

@Signal to Noise: You have James Harrison and Aaron Smith to thank for that W. Is it too much to ask to stay on yourr side of the LOS?

And YOUK puts it away.

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:42 EDT

Damn, Youkilis absolutely crushed that one.

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:38 EDT

YOOUUUUUUKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

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bizzo5000 — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:36 EDT

That was fucking LONG!!!!

^thats what she said

bizzo5000

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Signal to Noise — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:36 EDT

OY VEY! There goes Youk.

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Pinata — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:36 EDT

HOLY FUCKING CRAP IT'S WORLD SERIES TIME

Pinata

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Bill Belichicks Videographer — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:31 EDT

YOuKKKKK

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Point God — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:28 EDT

OFF THE FUCKING COKE SIGN.

Point God

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TattooedMess(iah) — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:26 EDT

YOUK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:24 EDT

@Attempted Chemistry: They always play it and its fucking obnoxious.

...

PLAY SOME MORE TECHNO BABY

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Yostal — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:23 EDT

Does anyone else remember when this game was close?

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Peter Cavan — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:09 EDT

@Becky_MI: I had an excellent date with the girl last night, and today we walked around South St. Seaport (downtown Manhattan) and relaxed and enjoyed the weather. It was perfect.