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Chad Johnson Wants You To Keep The Tape Rolling

VICK killed BARBARO — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:24:54 EDT

is it a surefire sign that I'm going insane when I think both Johnson's made salient points?

VICK killed BARBARO

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ralphus — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:46:07 EDT

@Blackaces: You probably lost that ability during an Emmit Smith segment on Countdown.

ralphus

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:33:56 EDT

Chad Johnson rules hard. Fuck Keyshawn, he has no business calling Chad out on anything after all the bullshit he pulled during his career. Also Keyshawn consistently fails to realize that he was never a great receiver. He reached 1,000+ receiving yards only 4 times in his 11 year career. Chad Johnson has already done it 5 times, every year except his rookie year, including last season when he led the league in receiving yards.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:27:59 EDT

Keyshawn's just mad because near the end of his career he forgot what the end zone looked like.

Jefferson Short Bus

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RedRocket — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:17:16 EDT

@Swolestice:

Don't make me use my HIGH voice!

RedRocket

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Signal to Noise — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:16:58 EDT

Keyshawn just wanted to show up Chad, shame him, embarrass him without any conception of irony whatsoever. This was a "gotcha" type interview, and Chad knew it.

Piss-poor interviewing on Keyshawn's part.

Signal to Noise

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The Great Gondorff — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:11:10 EDT

This quickly turned into a competition to see whose voice could reach the highest pitch.

The Great Gondorff

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gniterobot — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:08:48 EDT

too many johnsons on the court!
[video.google.com]

gniterobot

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gniterobot — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:07:30 EDT

You're the Johnson now Dawg

gniterobot

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procras — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:43:39 EDT

this just happened this past weekend between Lazio president Claudio Lotito and a network interviewer, and takes interviewer/interviewee rage to the next level. hilarious starting at about the 2 minute mark, even if you don't speak italian.

[www.youtube.com]

procras

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Sigerson — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:36:28 EDT

Why oh why don't teams like the Bengals end up in the Super Bowl. THAT would be entertaining.

Sigerson

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Cape Clod — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:27:03 EDT

WTF was that about? CJ used to get shit on because he celebrated when they were winning and KJ shits on him now because he used to celebrate when they were winning but now he's not because they are not winning. Stupid premise and an incompetent interviewer.

Cape Clod

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Marth — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:18:48 EDT

Chad Johnson for president?

Marth

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supermike4ever — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:17:40 EDT

ahh where is the end of the interview? that's the best part! it's cut off here...

keyshawn stands up and says they both have to be somewhere and chad goes "where? where do we have to go?"

supermike4ever

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:14:16 EDT

@LeNoceur: Nah, Jim Gray vs Pete Rose (before, you know, the whole admittance deal)

The Gizmo from Pismo

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supermike4ever — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:12:14 EDT

that was a pretty good interview, chad really comes across as a believable, thoughtful guy. he certainly doesn't like what people in the media might say about him and obviously wants to prove people wrong... He definitely understands that unless you're winning, all that other stuff DOES look like an act or a joke.

he'd be great on the pats!

supermike4ever

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Tar Heel Fan — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:10:59 EDT

I was waiting for Chad to come and say, "Everything I know about being a disruption I learned from you dawg"

Tar Heel Fan

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blackaces — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:05:35 EDT

Real transcript of conversation:

Keyshawn: Me me me me, meme, meme me me meme me me?

Chad: Me! Me me, mememememme, mememe, me meme me meme...
me? meme!

blackaces

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Salisbury's Steak — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:05:26 EDT

Hey Key ... Chad has stated on the record that the lack of celebrations are due to their record ... dumbass ...

Salisbury's Steak

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Gasface — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:02:14 EDT

Frankly, I thought Keyshawn got owned in his own interview. Chad Johnson was making a whole lot more sense, and Keyshawn has no standing to act all holier than thou. Then he quits his own interview because the subject calls him on his bullshit.

Gasface

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BALCO — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:01:57 EDT

@Trenton Makes The World Takes: Long Balls Chad?

BALCO

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LeNoceur — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:54:08 EDT

When did Keyshawn Johnson turn into Joe Buck?

LeNoceur

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:52:06 EDT

@Trenton Makes The World Takes: Keyshawn, unlike Larry David, is rather flippable.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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Jay-C — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:46:03 EDT

When Keyshawn called Chad a distraction to his team, every pot and kettle in the United States exploded...

Jay-C

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Trenton Makes The World Takes — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:44:41 EDT

Chad Johnson topsy turveyed that motherfucker

Trenton Makes The World Takes

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Old No.7 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:41:19 EDT

You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me RJ... but ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson.

Old No.7

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blackaces — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:36:49 EDT

@ralphus: I couldn't multiply fractions before this clip.

blackaces

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Senators Lost Cojones — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:35:44 EDT

Now why the hell didn't I think of that when I interviewed Saddam??

/Mike Wallace

Senators Lost Cojones

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MitchKayak — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:35:27 EDT

Where all the white women at?

MitchKayak

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Bunkie Perkins — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:34:54 EDT

Michael Irvin and TO think that interview is a complete farce.

Bunkie Perkins

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Dread — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:32:53 EDT

That being said, the only way that this interview between Keyshawn Johnson and Chad Johnson could be more entertaining is if HUGH suddenly appeared

Dread

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:32:13 EDT

THAT WAS GOOD TELEVISION.

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Sent from my Blackberry handheld

A Pimp Named DaveR

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ralphus — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:31:30 EDT

We are all dumber for having seen that.

Seriously. I just forgot how multiply fractions.

ralphus

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blackaces — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:31:03 EDT

Chad Johnson knows what Marcellus Wallace looks like.

[www.youtube.com]

blackaces

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:31:00 EDT

Did it look to anyone else like Keyshawn was wearing jeans?

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:30:49 EDT

@Steve518: ala Rowdy Roddy Piper and Jimmy Snuka?

UpstateUnderdog

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Sheepblog — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:29:49 EDT

Somewhere, Jason Whitlock is smiling.

Sheepblog

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Captain Caveman — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:26:50 EDT

ROWR! Watch out, those cats have claws!

Captain Caveman

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McCroskey — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:26:37 EDT

How was that translated to ESPN Deportes?

McCroskey

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Tuffy — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:25:34 EDT

@flubby: Joe Theismann disagrees.

Tuffy

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Steve518 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:25:03 EDT

I think if Keyshawn came back and hit Chad over the head with a pair of coconuts, that would have been cool.

Steve518

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:25:01 EDT

This is the esteemed tradition of wide receivers named Johnson interviewing each other. In six years, Chad will be out of the league, ready to interview Calvin.

Matt Sussman

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Tuffy — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:24:42 EDT

@GorgeForeman: In other words, this interview is like the Renee Zellweger-Kenny Chesney marriage.

Tuffy

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flubby — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:23:14 EDT

Hey Key, ESPN won't pay you to stay at home like the Bucs did.

flubby

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:22:51 EDT

Wow, after watching that interview, I don't think I've ever felt whiter.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:22:47 EDT

@being sven: You ever hear of rollin' twenties, nigga?

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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OhTheHugeManatee — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:21:06 EDT

Keyshawn is fantastic.

The only performance better than this was on Draft Day this year. Whenever any star receiver was selected he started his analysis with "This guy reminds me of myself..."

OhTheHugeManatee

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blackaces — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:19:07 EDT

'Excuse me, I speak jive.'

blackaces

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being_sven — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:17:56 EDT

"Now you bein' condescending see, you've been warned 'aight? Now let's move forward amicably."

"Well aight check this out dawg, first of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand 'em I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch ya mouth and help me with the sale."

being_sven

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GorgeForeman — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:16:37 EDT

I don't think I've seen an NFL pregame show in ten years, so I don't have much of a frame of reference, but that was actually a pretty good interview, considering it was 90 seconds too long and the two participants are insane.

GorgeForeman