Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince - Deadspin Comments

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Scout — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:06:35 EDT

He lost 30 pounds. Good for him.

Scout

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Bloof — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:08:08 EDT

Things left on Mark Cuban's 'Things To Do Before I Die' list:

* Win some kind of championship, somewhere

Bloof

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Tuffy — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:02:41 EDT

Unfortunately, Marie Osmond's surgery to insert hipness was a complete failure.

Tuffy

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:01:35 EDT

Cuban + green screen = ?

...Paging Dr. 289, Dr 289 to the photoshop room.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:38:07 EDT

Yes, rich dork.

Chamomiles Davis

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

mingusmonk — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:37:53 EDT

"And now that Cuban is out, we promise never, ever to mention "Dancing With The Stars" again."

Until Helio Castroneves waltz's away with the title, and America's heart.

mingusmonk

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

phillas — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:35:49 EDT

Mark Cuban? meh...
read some of the comments in this article about Marie Osmond's fainting.
[www.sfgate.com]
my favorite: I didn't know Mormons were into bondage.

phillas

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Stet Sports Blog — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:22:44 EDT

I'm sure he'll just buy the show and feature as a Mavericks halftime event.

Stet Sports Blog

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FredGarvin — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:16:18 EDT

When Irvin is on, other contestants will pass out, but it will be due to the roofies he planted in their Dasani.

FredGarvin

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Sarcastro — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:14:00 EDT

@Adonis: True. So true.

(Sarcastro is alone, weeping into the throw pillow he bought at the dollar store.)

Sarcastro

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

McSwollenvich — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:10:45 EDT

@Stay Away From Oprah: Don't forget Michael Irvin's affinity for skiing. Oh, and hookers. He also likes hookers.

McSwollenvich

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Botswana Meat Commission FC — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:10:42 EDT

Weintraub's SSW posts > Dancing with the Stars posts

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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McSwollenvich — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:08:23 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: Dustin Diamond may not be a billionaire, but I do believe he is now a porn star.

McSwollenvich

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Philistine — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:03:07 EDT

Shoulda been you, Marie.

Philistine

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Stay Away From Oprah — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:57:08 EDT

I don't think Michael Irvin will do Dancing with the Stars. He might do Skating with the Stars, however. He much prefers ice.

Stay Away From Oprah

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

ltwinslow — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:56:21 EDT

must... fight urge... papelbon joke... so obvious... can't hold out... much longer

ltwinslow

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Adonis — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:53:26 EDT

@Sarcastro:

Staggering Wealth & Poon-acquiring ability.

Department of Redundancy ruling? Yeah, they're the same.

Adonis

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Donald_Igwebuike — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:52:11 EDT

Why is there a picture of Screech with this post? Slater gets no love these days.

Donald_Igwebuike

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:51:15 EDT

Off topic

Looking at the photo on the front page titled WHOOSH!, I must say the years have not been kind to Thomas Dolby. Not only was he blinded by science but his hair suffered too.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Sarcastro — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:48:36 EDT

Another dream dead. I hope your staggering wealth and poon-acquiring ability can soothe your wounded soul.

Sarcastro

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

parker91 — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:46:04 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: and BC, you can't sleep on BC. (actually you can. thursday night in Blacksburg will end that silliness.)

parker91

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:44:05 EDT

What does this have to do with the Sawx and/or the Pats? At this point, I thought Deadspin would be exclusively dedicated to the goings on of the only two things that mattah.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Jefferson DArcy — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:43:31 EDT

I think that Barbaro is a lil peeved with you added the word prancing to his headline.

Jefferson DArcy

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:42:34 EDT

You can read some of the juicy backstage details in the upcoming unauthorized biography, "If Dustin Diamond Were A Billionaire: The Mark Cuban Story".

Gourmet Spud

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

ClownForPound — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:41:00 EDT

@swayzegoescrazy: @MrShiz: Marie Osmond? Bitch, I don't give a fuck about these Mormons.

ClownForPound

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:40:55 EDT

Champ! Champ!
Why your early departure?
Did you Charleston when you should have Foxtrotted?

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

MrShiz — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:38:45 EDT

@swayzegoescrazy: we're doing the mamba, bitch.

MrShiz

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StupidAngelos — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:38:05 EDT

Should MLB owners try to hold this against Cuban in his bid to buy the Cubs, I would like to remind them of the 1955 World Series, when Dodgers owner Walter O'Malley did the mashed potato on top of the home dugout to rally his men.

StupidAngelos

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

The Teufel Shuffle — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:34:20 EDT

Next season: Marv Albert, showtunes and cross-dressing aficionado.

The Teufel Shuffle

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

MitchKayak — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:33:13 EDT

Is there a picture out there where he doesn't have a dumbass look on his face?

MitchKayak

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:32:11 EDT

Most disappointed is Richard Jefferson, who has enjoying the deflected scrutiny.

Gourmet Spud

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Arriaga_II — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:32:08 EDT

The only reason Michael Irvin would sign on for 'Dancing with the Stars' is if he got confused and thought it was a show about mushroom trips.

Arriaga_II

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

swayzegoescrazy — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:31:32 EDT

Next season on Dancing with the Stars, Jimmy Dolan and Isiah Thomas!

swayzegoescrazy

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Dread — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:31:07 EDT

Cuban is who we thought he was.

Dread

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

shea_guevara — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:29:25 EDT

There's always going to be a moment in all of our lives when you have to strip away who everybody thinks you are and stop pretending who you might want to be and just take a chance

Mark Cuban: aspiring Lifetime movie screenwriter.

shea_guevara

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

McCroskey — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:29:11 EDT

Is that Barbara Eden?

McCroskey

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Matt_T — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:27:16 EDT

Good, I was worried he wouldn't be around to act like an ass for the Mavs opener.

Matt_T

Goodnight, Sweet Prancing Prince

Sargent — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:25:05 EDT

After looking at that picture, I'm willing to bet that Cube's wife voted for Wayne Newton

Sargent