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Be Like Jeff

Encouraging Referee Pitman — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:26:09 EDT

What are the Bulls going to do with their bench?
How about sit on it.

Thanks, I'll be here all night.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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Jen P — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:08:09 EDT

@Phatty: I have that shirt. It goes over especially well in Utah.

Jen P

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:02:42 EDT

I've heard.... that the Jaguars are going to sign an actual jaguar as QB. They're just going to snap the ball and let it maul the defense.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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The Gentleman Masher — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:53:15 EDT

If I didn't love the Dick Joke Jamboroo so much, I'd be upset that it was posted right after a Blogdome that includes my blog!

Alas - like an abused girlfriend, I submit to its control over me.

The Gentleman Masher

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Phatty — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:52:06 EDT

I really want to buy that "I Hate Your Kids" t-shirt and just hang out at the grocery store smirking and making eye contact with all of the moms.

Phatty

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:38:27 EDT

@TotalBS: Silly me. I thought unions were supposed prevent the bosses from screwing over grunts on things like overtime pay and workplace safety, not defend a bunch of felenious idiots.

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The Gentleman Masher — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:31:50 EDT

@econdave: Even better, his middle name is "Montreal".

However, it's pronounced "Mon-treel".

The Gentleman Masher

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TotalBS — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:30:13 EDT

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Pretty much the whole concept of a union.

TotalBS

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Jen P — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:28:19 EDT

From that headline, I figured Dilfer must've just been traded to New England.

Jen P

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:24:56 EDT

If Jeffrey Jordan fails at basketball, I suggest he try baseball. Surely, he cannot be worse than is father at that.

theballadofrickeyfoggie

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Wormfather — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:24:23 EDT

Where the fuck is my Dick Joke Jambaroo? WTF, do you people want me to actually do my job? And yes, I'm talking to you BBD.

Wormfather

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:20:05 EDT

So Selig may try to suspend players for breaking Federal law. And the Union is going to back the players. EEEDDDIOTS, the both of 'em.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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econdave — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:15:13 EDT

Jeriously, the guy's name is Jerious?

econdave