Jamboroo, Week 8: Joey Porter's London Itinerary - Deadspin Comments

Jamboroo, Week 8: Joey Porter's London Itinerary

Unamerican — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:33:50 EDT

I was trying to explain to some people why the NFL was playing a game over here. 'Because they love money, and you might have some' I said. I was asked which teams were playing. 'Well, Miami and New York'. 'Aren't those two places where they shoot each other?' I was asked. 'Yes, but in America, that doesn't really narrow it down.''Ah. And aren't they all enormous?' 'What,' I said, 'the players or the fans? Actually never mind...both are correct.'

Unamerican

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AugieOjedaFanClub — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:14:09 EDT

Red Dog is alive and kicking in Illinois. 10.99 for a 30 rack. This, unfortunately is still too expensive for my tastes. I drink 30's of Keystone Lite at 9.79 a case.

AugieOjedaFanClub

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Rickey_Fitts — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:48:04 EDT

@Cousins of Ron Mexico:
@GunsDontKillPeopleIDo:
@Upstate Underdog:
You really should get them at the Rite Aid near the bridge in Vliet... $2.99 for a tall-boy sixer. They have Icehouse for the same price.

Rickey_Fitts

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HugsFromHarold — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:18:16 EDT

He was just hanging crumpet.

HugsFromHarold

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:47:08 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw:
a fan-fucking-tastic beer.
my personal all-time belgian hall of fame: duvel, tripel karmeliet and westmalle tripel.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Silky John-STON! — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:28:21 EDT

"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house... not a creature was stirring... ex-cept for the six cops coming in the side door. Go!"

No reference to gang beating large men while in England? I still stick by my story that there was a tranny surprise from Levi that started that whole Vegas fracas.

Silky John-STON!

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RuthlessGravity — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:27:53 EDT

Porter orders a snakebite. Realizes its a woman's drink. Promptly kills bartender.

RuthlessGravity

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Ron — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:16:32 EDT

Red Dog is totally still around. And it's still awesome.

Ron

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J-No — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:12:21 EDT

@swayzegoescrazy: What, Richard Simmons withdrew from the competition? Do. Not. Want.

J-No

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stealofthedraft — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:08:50 EDT

The code on Joey Porter's luggage was 1-2-3-4-5.

stealofthedraft

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Metschick — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:03:23 EDT

If you ask for Ashton Kutcher, I'll put a bounty on your head.

If you ask for Ashton Kutcher, the Vaginarchy will be forced to take away your vagina.

Metschick

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:57:30 EDT

@swayzegoescrazy: In what? Details magazine?

Chamomiles Davis

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THE hoi polloi — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:55:59 EDT

@GunsDontKillPeopleIDo:
I wish that were true... My family owns a liquor store in Denver and I get the benefit of seeing some of our best customers purchase three or four 24 ouncers at a time, three or four times a night.

THE hoi polloi

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:53:35 EDT

@GunsDontKillPeopleIDo: I thought the only brewery out there was High Falls that brews Genny and Dundee's ?

UpstateUnderdog

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OchentaYcinco — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:52:46 EDT

@swayzegoescrazy: Super, thanks for asking!

/Big Gay Al

OchentaYcinco

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swayzegoescrazy — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:50:55 EDT

How does everyone feel about David Beckham being voted manliest man of the year?

swayzegoescrazy

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OchentaYcinco — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:50:23 EDT

As of about two years ago, they were still selling Red Dog here in Pittsburgh. And I was still buying it.

And speaking of drinking, Thunderstruck makes for my favorite drinking game of all time. God damn that's a great song.

OchentaYcinco

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Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:50:19 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: I've got a bottle of St. Bernardus ABT 12 cooling for tonight's game.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Dan-tastic — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:45:39 EDT

@Cousins of Ron Mexico:
speaking of suicide picks

Dan-tastic

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BDoc — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:44:37 EDT

This week's Jamboroo is great for me, though I'm sadly aware that it's probably downhill from here.

A Dolphins game gets four throwgasms, and there's mention of Bugles(one of the more underrated snack foods-the Old El Paso Salsa ones are fucking tasty) and Red Dog(a decent college experience enhancer).

BDoc

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:42:43 EDT

Red Dog is brewed in upstate new york. (Rochester) We are the only area of the country dumb enough to keep drinking that garbage.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:41:27 EDT

@The Gentleman Masher:
Affirmed. And that's coming from a beer snob who likes prissy Belgian stuff that costs $10 a bottle.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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DougOLis — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:39:16 EDT

Mmmm, Wagamama's

DougOLis

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Becky_MI — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:38:54 EDT

HOORAY for Ryan Reynolds. This, dear Daddy, is what the ladies like.

Becky_MI

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Kid Canada — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:33:52 EDT

1:00 A.M. - meet Sienna Miller at "pub". Teach her Soulja Boy dance.

1:20 A.M. - Superman dat ho!

Kid Canada

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Mr. Irrelevant — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:33:12 EDT

Little known fact: if you look at the Red Bull upside down it looks like Batman-lingus.

My grandma told me that.

Mr. Irrelevant

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:32:07 EDT

@parker91: sorry to hear that. I never worked for PC, but my brother did until he got fired.

UpstateUnderdog

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parker91 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:30:04 EDT

@Upstate Underdog: yeah. I think the Golubs took years off of my life.

parker91

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:29:49 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: He's got a daytime job, he's doing alright.

Chamomiles Davis

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:28:06 EDT

@44 in a Row: Knopfler is a hillbilly. But the man can play.

crazyjoedavola

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:26:41 EDT

Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!

Phony Gwynn

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WheelOfOrton — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:26:38 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew: 4th one down

[film.unlv.edu]

WheelOfOrton

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:26:28 EDT

@parker91: Working at a Ghetto Chopper is a time honored tradition for many young men and women

@Upstate Underdog: If there is a run on Red Dog this weekend in upstate New York this weekend due to an influx of Deadspin readers...Well that would be quite the anomaly.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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44 in a Row — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:25:56 EDT

I refuse to believe that Joe Cocker is British. The only person more American is Mark Knopfler.

And House. He's as American as it gets.

44 in a Row

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:23:29 EDT

@parker91: Price Chopper ?

UpstateUnderdog

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sir_pantsalot — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:23:07 EDT

2 questions about the London game. First, which football player will be the one to take a trip up north the visit Auld Slapper? Second, Will Rafa Benitez get some of the Dolphins to play for Liverpool so they can continue to lose but at least they are rotating players?

sir_pantsalot

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:22:51 EDT

@Cousins of Ron Mexico: nice, thanks for the info and I like your blog.

UpstateUnderdog

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:22:27 EDT

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Jonathan Brandis disagrees.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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parker91 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:22:23 EDT

@Cousins of Ron Mexico: that's one company that I'm glad I don't work for anymore.

parker91

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:22:08 EDT

"Thunderstruck." Fuck and yes.

Chamomiles Davis

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tuckpendleton — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:21:37 EDT

Don't forget 'ol Clarence also was in Top Gun, as "the black guy." Call sign Sundown.

tuckpendleton

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:20:24 EDT

If you ask for Ashton Kutcher, I'll put a bounty on your head.

What about shots of Jimmy Fallon? Are those acceptab...

/killed instantly by shotgun blast to face

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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Fiver — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:19:48 EDT

I refuse to believe that Joe Cocker is British. The only person more American is Mark Knopfler.

Fiver

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supermike4ever — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:19:39 EDT

steelers at bengals isn't really THAT good a game...

supermike4ever

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:19:29 EDT

@Tar Heel Fan: Sidekick? Chuck Norris has no need of a sidekick! He just has followers and cannon fodder.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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ltwinslow — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:19:11 EDT

what does this have to do with the redsox?

ltwinslow

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Eirishis — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:17:07 EDT

Ookie British Cookie?

Eirishis

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:15:05 EDT

I have a 4-pack of 16 ouncers in my fridge right now. Got it at the PC in Watervliet/Menands.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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iHaveaRagingTebowner — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:13:55 EDT

Patrick Bateman finds this to be a pleasant-sounding vacation.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

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Tar Heel Fan — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:13:50 EDT

I hate to break it to you but Theo ended up on Matlock and Walker Texas Ranger as sidekick to Andy Griffin and Chuck Norris.

Yeah, kind of sad fall from being part of an evil international crime gang.

Tar Heel Fan

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:11:52 EDT

@TheNorvFace: I haven't read TMQ all year-- has he stopped calling them "The Indigenous Peoples"?

Dr. Michael Mancini

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:09:09 EDT

@Cousins of Ron Mexico: That's my neighborhood. Red Dog lives in the Albany-Schenectady-Troy area !

UpstateUnderdog

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ClownForPound — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:08:04 EDT

@Stev D: Nice. For Ditka: "No man born with a living soul should be / Working for the Countdown ."

Circa Mad Dogs & Englishmen , Joe Cock looked like he could play linebacker.

ClownForPound

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The Gentleman Masher — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:07:16 EDT

I'm waiting for Southpaw Light to pop up as the selection one week.

The Gentleman Masher

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:04:46 EDT

@Upstate Underdog: Capital Region, son.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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mingusmonk — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:04:16 EDT

There are 2 types of Deadspin readers:

1. Those that love the weekly Jamboroo posts.

2. Those that hate the weekly SSW posts.

Oh, wait. That's all Deadspin readers?!? Can somebody get ahold of that editor guy and fill him in?

mingusmonk

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:03:53 EDT

@Rob Iracane: Thank you. I thought there was a joke I was missing.

And it is true, it really is hard to root against Moss. Sure he's a dick in real life, but his stoic not taking off his sunglasses at the Heisman ceremony is one of the greatest fuck you's the NYAC has ever seen.

TheStarterWife

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The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:00:33 EDT

Come on, you need to put the Patriots vs Redskins into proper context which is The Worst Evil Ever vs Racist Team Name Which Is Perfectly Acceptable in TMQ's notebook.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:59:55 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: and fingerbanging....?

UpstateUnderdog

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:59:06 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: Fingerbanging on the other hand is done at UK football games.

Hit Bull Win Steak

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iHaveaRagingTebowner — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:58:59 EDT

Old SSW
This column is too full of dick jokes and other nonsense to be enjoyable.

New SSW
There is no such thing as too many dick jokes, and at least this column makes sense.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

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Jen P — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:58:41 EDT

@BigRicks: I have a can of Easy Cheese in my desk drawer (not sure why). So according to my calculations, I just need a bag of Bugles and a fifth of Captain Morgan. The rest of this workday is going to just fly by!

Jen P

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:58:29 EDT

Red Wolf > Red Dog

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:58:28 EDT

Ahhh...good ol' Red Dog...they had the bottle caps with the little sayings on them.

/missing what I can remember from college days

Weed Against Speed

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Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:57:50 EDT

Fingertapping is done by Angus Young.

Fingerboarding is done by bored delinquents in study hall.

Camp Tiger Claw

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ChadsMyGuy — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:57:41 EDT

BDD - Thank you for stepping up the HMK for the chicks around here. Ryan is absofuckinglutely delicious.

ChadsMyGuy

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:57:26 EDT

@Cousins of Ron Mexico: what part of Upstate NY ? I haven't seen it in a while, but then again I haven't gone looking for it.

UpstateUnderdog

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CubsDynasty — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:56:04 EDT

Keep firing assholes

CubsDynasty

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grungedave — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:55:49 EDT

I beg to differ...

Lee Evans is a far more dangerous threat to the success of a fantasy football team than Marc Bulger.

Fuck you, Lee Evans!

oh, and isn't the Quarterback/Toast guy also known as "Sundown"?

grungedave

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BigRicks — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:55:28 EDT

Take a bugel and some easy cheese, fill the bugel up so that it looks like a torch, then pretend you're carrying the olympic torch...

or just eat it, I swear it's fucking delicious*

*Delicious when you're drunk and delicious when you're sober are two different things, please keep this in mind before attempting.

BigRicks

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bsanders37 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:54:46 EDT

Fist with your toes?

bsanders37

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Ladies love Fennis — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:54:45 EDT

@Pennington_Noodlearm_Enthusiast: "It was unclear how the dogs entered the property, which is surrounded by a 4 1/2-foot-high fence."

Cheyenne Mountain it is not.

Ladies love Fennis

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:54:29 EDT

Red Dog is alive and well in upstate New York

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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combat chuck — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:51:43 EDT

Back in high school (mid 90's), there was a big Red Dog billboard above the right field stands at Fenway. I always thought it had something to do with Mo Vaughn.

combat chuck

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Stev D — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:51:20 EDT

The photo is appropriate- every summer the Dolphins Train in Vain. ZING!

Stev D

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:51:11 EDT

"Don't give us soccer, we won't give you football" = "Don't give us Steve Coogan, we won't give you Martin Short"

Matt Sussman

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blainer — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:51:04 EDT

I love bugles, but the palm oil in it makes you poop.

blainer

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Dread — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:50:34 EDT

Since when does being from Pennsylvania mean yer not a hillbilly?

Dread

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Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:48:56 EDT

Apologies if this already got around somehow, but looks like Joey's at it again:

[www.ksat.com]

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

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StupidAngelos — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:47:36 EDT

I pulled out "Feelin' Alright" at a redneck karaoke bar a few weeks ago. If you're already drunk, Joe Cocker is a no-brainer.

StupidAngelos

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MitchKayak — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:47:23 EDT

Even thinking of Red Dog gives me beer shits.

MitchKayak

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TotalBS — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:46:18 EDT

Drew, it's not the men you are choosing. You have to set the mood. Light some candles, ask her about her day, buy some flowers. You don't get me at all!

TotalBS

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:46:13 EDT

@Rob Iracane:
Nice work on the Deadspin fact-checking desk!

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Matt_T — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:45:34 EDT

Red Dog and its $5.99 for a 12 pack was very kind when I was a poor college student.

Matt_T

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Jen P — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:45:18 EDT

@Rob Iracane: Didn't you get the memo?

Jen P

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Doctor Acula — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:45:02 EDT

Oh shit, there goes the planet.

Doctor Acula

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:44:31 EDT

Joe Cocker is British?!?! Huh.

Flare guns also work very well on Grabvoids.

Lady Andrea

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Jen P — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:44:09 EDT

Wow. We have a Halftime Masturbation Kit winner!

Is it wrong that the Jamboroo is the thing that most gets me psyched for football each week?

Jen P

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:43:52 EDT

The steering wheel's on the left-hand side?

My steering wheel is on the left-hand side. Am I in England?

Rob Iracane

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The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:43:50 EDT

Having Purple Jesus on my fantasy team and seeing him get all of 12 carries a game makes me want to hate fuck Brad Childress's wife as much as Drew.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:41:17 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: YOU are correct, Sir! VERRA NICE!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:40:29 EDT

Bugles. What, exactly, is a Bugle? What's it made of? Who knows?

80% sawdust
20% Joe Bugel

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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MattMillenFanClub — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:40:28 EDT

Dear Throwgasm Magazine,

Strangely enough, we met through a blog. We got together often, mostly in groups with others. And then it happened. Somehow, we found ourselves alone, with each other. Our eyes met, the tension unbearable. I placed my hand on her hip, and pulled her closer. Gently, I kissed her

(editor skips ahead)

So I picks Washington in my suicide pool. Two coronaries and one stroke later, I am still alive, physically and poolishly. Thanks BDD, I am enjoying the ride.

MattMillenFanClub

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The Secret Weapon — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:40:12 EDT

I love Bugles, but that fan site is some trippy shit.

The Secret Weapon

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:39:54 EDT

I think you are supposed to stay on the mother f'ing porch if you can't run with the big dogs.

UpstateUnderdog

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Roy Hobbs — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:39:44 EDT

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho." is the best quote from that movie.

Roy Hobbs

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bigboneded — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:37:39 EDT

Red Dog is like white dog poop from the seventies.

In French they say Lec Blanc Doodie du the seventies.

bigboneded

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Afino — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:37:33 EDT

And only in my fine city of Buffalo do we shoot ourselves with flare guns.

Afino

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throwbot — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:36:15 EDT

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?

throwbot

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ltwinslow — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:35:59 EDT

nicole kidman's little perkies are rather exquisite in dead calm

ltwinslow

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Afino — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:35:14 EDT

+1 for the Spaceballs reference too.

Afino

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OhTheHugeManatee — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:33:44 EDT

This article has become the new official notification for me that the weekend is here.

OhTheHugeManatee

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Afino — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:32:50 EDT

"Adrian! Oh thank God you're back! When you're off for a week, Drew starts huffing gas!"

Although I don't know when Drew stops huffing gas.

And I'm going to have to watch RotN this weekend now. Even though I'm not a Rams fan.

Afino

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Unsilent Majority — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:30:45 EDT

What did he say about my genitals?

Unsilent Majority