<![CDATA[What, No Facepaint? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> @Afino: Sadly, He Hate Me was number 32 with the Panthers (he was number 30 in the XXXXXXXTREEEEEEMEEEE Football League).
But the sad thing given his current employment status, he could have served as minister. He was probably too busy hanging around high schools with his first cousin FredEx and gigantic white dudes in Hollister shirts [deadspin.com] trying to get some illegal poon tang.

How do you spell retard?

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> @Chief Wahoo: Done. A non-blood relative of mine had a Steelers-themed wedding, complete with black and gold bridesmaid dresses, favors and cake.

She was divorced six months later. Stay classy, Pittsburgh!

TheJerseyDevil

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> Testaverde threw the bouquet to a bridesmaid in another wedding.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> Rae Carruth wasn't invited?

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> I'd really expect something like this in Pittsburgh.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> Wasn't He Hate Me #30?

That would make this 500000 times better.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> You can tell its a formal wedding because they tucked the jerseys in.

toecutter

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> The flower girl was a future Top Cat, wearing the traditional black and blue cheerleader outfit

Better get her DSHOF plaque ready.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> Thank God I had my Bassmaster-themed wedding before the Internets got big.

The Fake Gimel Martinez

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> andie better call in to Kinnick Stadium - Ferentz is about to have an aneurysm on the sidelines

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> and hell, for a Carolina wedding, this looks rather formal. everyone's wearing shoes and no cut offs. nice.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> rae carruth would have handled this quite differently

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> @VTBen:

yep. and the great line is about how the bride should've been thankful the groom wasn't a Steelers fan.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> Mike and Mike want in on this.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> Why would you publish pics of my wedding on here?

cubs2234

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> Wasn't something like this done with the Baltimore Colts in the movie Diner?

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> The groom's just going end up going down and being replaced by an old guy named Vinny.

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[What, No Facepaint?]]> We'll see if it ends up being a Freddy Lane-themed marriage.

being_sven

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