<![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> At least they didn't do the Soulja Boy dance en masse...

SantaBarbaraWahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @3championshipsandwich: Eh, Richt's a former FSU coach. What do you expect?

As much as I hated seeing it, at least it reinforces how dominant UF has been in the series in recent years. Richt sure as hell wasn't encouraging the celebration after the Vandy win, and they beat UGA in Athens for Homecoming last year.

BDoc

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> KHANNNNIBBLLLLLLLLLES!

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Plus, it made Joe Buck start vomiting like a Crank Yankers puppet, so that's good.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Plus, Joe Buck started puking like a Crank Yankers puppet when he saw it, so that's good.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> I don't care. This was awesome.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @RectumDamnNearKilledEm: no, it wouldn't have.

/kiwi

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> P.S. I've got my fingers crossed.

/M. Richt

Keith Olbermann

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> I suppose a Haka would have been asking too much.

RectumDamnNearKilledEm

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Florida is gay

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> I'm looking forward to the day when both teams celebrate after every play.

Boz

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @Adonis: ...if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.

New BCS alternative? It's not crazier than Shanoff's.

Doctor Acula

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> We're a team! We're 40!

Sandburgh

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @StupidAngelos: They are in the stands.

TheGoldfishCowboy

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> You know what, at first I was 'That's fine georgia played well, they have only won 3 of the last 17, and at least this keeps the game relevant, instead of being just another boring opponent we steamroll".

But you know what? FUCK. THAT. SHIT. Fuck Georgia in their stupid asses. They can talk shit when their coach wins a national championship ever, let alone in his second year, using a brilliant two quarterback system that every coach in the country now thinks he can run. When Georgia develops an offensive system that is copied around the country, they can talk. Also, when their fans stop being preppy-ass pussies who come the game in red pants with black polo shirts with matching little red polo men, they can talk. And when Matt Stafford can steamroll a Lombardi finalist and throw a 50 yard bomb on the money, i will be convinced he is not a pussy.

/crybaby rant forced by loss to most hated enemy

iHaveaRagingTebowner

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Pregame speech: "...and when we get the first #$%^ touchdown I want everyone of you @#$@%$'s to rush the endzone. And I mean EVERYONE. If you are on the sideline, I am gonna run your @#$% ass so hard on Monday your @#@%$% hair will hurt!!!!!..."

When it happened: "...wooooow, um, that is bigger than I thought it would be...I'm probably fucked, but it looks cool..."

Postgame Press Conference: "...Florida is a great team, blah, blah, blah...looking for any advantage we could find emotionally, blah, blah, blah...I'm just really proud of our kids, blah, blah, blah..."

Phone call from UGA President: "Yes sir..."
Phone call from SEC President: "Yes sir..."
Press Release copy approval process: "Yes sir..."

My take: He ordered the code red and it was fucking glorious.

Sheepblog

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Joe Buck thinks this is an abomination that ruins the purity of college football.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> BASEketball is only 5 years away...

I cannot wait until Al Michaels is commenting on the ages of the dancers.

Adonis

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?

DongerArd

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @Maybe The Nibbles Ate Your Baby: White people? *squints* Oh yeah, there they are.

StupidAngelos

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @Chicago Jones: You're right, black and white people dancing together IS still a felony in Georgia

Off The Baggie

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Can't deny it wasn't fascinating? Was it fascinating or should I deny its fascination? I am confused.

Alonzo Mosely

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @Old No.7: Still do.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> What they're doing is actually a felony in Georgia.

Chicago Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Peyton wants the Colts to run out after their first touchdown and start singing YMCA but only if he can put on chaps.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @BetterThanBetterThanEzraButLessThanLessT...: My favorite was when they did that, but then later did it again, except the 2nd time it was a dud and the guy either picked it up and was sad or picked it up and got "blown up" on the delay. classic

@Ickenham: Too Soon?

NDEddieMac

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Also of ntoe in this picture: Bruce Willis sacrificing his life so that Earth may survive.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @MDT: A couple of child molesters...give or take.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @toecutter: Isn't that the movie where the evil kids won in the end?

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @Johnny Blackshoe: How about the celebration, set to "Celebration"
[www.bulldawgblawg.com]

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> I wish the Pats had done this. They'd have been too tired to run up the fucking score.

/bitter Skins fan

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> This would never happen at that school in Footloose.

toecutter

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> If they're going "Thriller", Mark Richt had better pull out a megaphone to do the Vincent Price rap in the middle.

StupidAngelos

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Does anybody have a link for the video? I was looking for it yesterday and couldn't find anything.

Johnny Blackshoe

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> The best part was Velasco pretending to take photos of Moreno while he danced. Keep churning out 188 and 3 TD games and you can do whatever you like.

And +1 to the SEC for saying they aren't going to discipline Richt.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Charlie Weis had this idea two weeks ago for the USC game, but...

Ickenham

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Good thing they weren't playing Miami

swayzegoescrazy

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> directly in the middle of this picture, there is pure simplicity. one large man, just searching for a hug.

MrShiz

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> SEC Rules 101:

Exccesive Celebration = BAD!!!

Paying Players, Allowing Boosters to Run Programs, Ignoring Academics = GOOD!!!

Off The Baggie

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @Encouraging Referee Pitman: They wrote a song about the guy in the Vick jersey?

Better Than Better Than Ezra But Less Than Less Than Jake

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> I still want to see someone bring back the "throw the football like it's a grenade and have all your teammates fall to the ground." I like that one.

Better Than Better Than Ezra But Less Than Less Than Jake

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> While not related to the dancing, was anyone else more than a bit uncomfortable that the Georgia band played "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" after a black player sacked Tebow? That song makes "Brown Sugar" look like "Lift Every Voice and Sing."

Dancing-related, they should have done the Heisman on that ho! [deadspin.com]

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> FRY: Hey, buddy... I'm from the same time as you. Remember that song, Safety Dance?

THAT GUY: Sure do! We can dance!

FRY: Y'know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> I'm personally imagining the Irish jig the players dance after a touchdown from the opening of Baseketball. Now that would be something I'd pay to see.

TomDaddyDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> It just goes to show, in their hearts, every football player really just wants to dance and dance and dance.

Rory B. Bellows

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Riverdance !

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> This was absolutely awesome to see in person. This initiated one of the most exciting quarters of football I've ever witnessed. Too bad Richt had to apologize to avoid a fine, or a bigger fine.

TomahawkFlop

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> excessive celebration. how original

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Sorry we proved that Tebow and Urban don't walk on water.
-Mark Richt

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Dr. Pepper: The Official Soft Drink of the Georgia Bulldogs.

Better Than Better Than Ezra But Less Than Less Than Jake

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> "We recommend starting out with "Thriller," ..."

They could do "Billy Jean", if they get the other team involved.

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> threadjack

Gregg Easterbrook chat at 2PM on tWWL

/threadjack

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> @gniterobot:

Don't make Mitch Cozad mad - you know what happens.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> 12 Year old's girl's softball team? Don't the college girls all run out of the dugout after every run scored too? Talk about poor sportsmanship.

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Take it outside, God-boy!

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> The whole team AND the punter....punters aren't really a part of the team...

gniterobot

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> "I told the team that we have got to have more energy and enthusiasm in this ballgame or we are going to get whipped pretty good," Richt wrote.

Way to sound all official-like and whatnot, coach.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> I watch college football for its comportance.

If by "comportance", you mean "bloodletting".

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Why didn't he apologize to the cheerleader they trampled?

Gareth Keenan Investigates!

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> I think I just heard Easterbrook exploding.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> Slap Hands! Slap Hands!

Absent minded or just absent

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> And you thought the "Macarena" looked gay.

Old No.7

]]> <![CDATA[Everybody To The Goal Line! Stat!]]> We recommend starting out with "Thriller,"...

...because really, what's the difference between a major-college football program and the general population of a Singapore prison anyway?

MDT

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