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Jamboroo, Week 9: The Budding Legend Of Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson

Trackback — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:11:13 EST

With the Browns locking in 24-year-old slow-footed mastodon and Pro Bowl alternate Derek Anderson to a 3-year deal, their quarterback situation would seem to be settled for at least a few years to come. Not so to the handsy Brady Quinn, ever the optimist.

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Trackback — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:36:00 EST

(Before I begin, I just wanted to mention that I definitely saw someone on Wednesday wearing this shirt at 7-Eleven. I think that means he's still at stage 1 on the Kübler-Ross model. Anywho...

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 13:16:47 EDT

Fuck DA Fact: He has size 17 shoes.

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Fuzzy Dunlop — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:07:17 EDT

Candy Stripers was one of my favorites. Sure, the sex scenes were few and far between, but the hanggliding scene was just beautiful.

Clicking off porn is too easy nowadays, with these new-fangled "remote controls." In my day, you could only change the channel using the old-fashioned brown cable clicker, attached to the TV via a wire, with its complicated system of switches and buttons and pulleys. Imagine hearing your parents coming down the hall and simulataneously pulling up your pants and trying to switch onto the USA network using THAT monstrosity.

Fuzzy Dunlop

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Trackback — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:16:06 EDT

Jinx says New England can't lose, and if Jinx says it you know it's true! Jinx!I hate making homer bets the way conservative politicians hate hot stinky man-ass. But sometimes the urge for that sweet sweet action builds inside of you like a a benign tumor.

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greenfield-comma-tim — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 18:23:32 EDT

Aw man, they were just going to show close-ups of the rod.

6 lesbians were part of the first porn I ever saw. Glorious times.

greenfield-comma-tim

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mamacita — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:40:05 EDT

@BigTenObsession: Cinderella was the first porn I ever saw. I was 16 years old, and at a slumber party. Have fun with that image.

mamacita

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Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:13:42 EDT

Candy Stripers 2 was the first porno I ever saw. And it was on a school trip to Washington DC. What a highly educational trip that was.

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:46:41 EDT

This was the most magickal jamboroo ever.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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Marth — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:35:07 EDT

The only things I have to look forward to every week are The Onion's "Tolerability Index" and this.

Thanks.

Marth

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Large — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:30:20 EDT

I heard DA has bioluminescent balls

Large

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G.G. — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:22:07 EDT

Again, TOP NOTCH!

ps. "That's HEDley!!!"

G.G.

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neckbeardedclam — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:17:16 EDT

@MitchKayak: "That was a tit!" "It was an elbow, you moron"

neckbeardedclam

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HugsFromHarold — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:07:22 EDT

the Tommy's Chili Cheese fries are awesome. when you pull out a fry the chili/cheese around stays in place like each fry has its own special slot.
Also at Tommy's if you want a burger without chili you need to tell them to "hold the chili." snd back when I was in college the Tommy's in Eagle Rock normally was 24 hrs except on Friday and Saturday when it would close early due to high amount of gang activity in the area.

HugsFromHarold

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TheGeneral — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:02:22 EDT

NFL Films also produced a show called "The Big Break" which was about Joe Theisman meeting Lawrence Taylor.

TheGeneral

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Skillet — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:58:01 EDT

The Anderson family . . . now starring the The Aristocrats!

Skillet

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:53:22 EDT

I didn't think I had any opinions in common with BDD.... but Bob Mould does, indeed, fucking rock the anus out of everyone in the universe.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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BigRicks — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:51:01 EDT

but was the after birth sauteed mushrooms?

BigRicks

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:45:17 EDT

The afterbirth was fed to a baby ox.

That ox would one day grow up to be Jared Lorenzen.

Gourmet Spud

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brendanm14 — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:41:03 EDT

the sheriff is near.

brendanm14

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themightyfavog — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:39:57 EDT

Does anyone have a dime? Somebody needs to go back and get a shitload of dimes!

themightyfavog

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:38:30 EDT

@BigTenObsession: Glad to see you putting those engineering skills to good use.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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BigTenObsession — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:35:12 EDT

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:

At Purdue we used to have keg parties where we would hold down both buttons using pennies wedged into them, and we would get free porn for hours.

Umm, no homo. There were girls at these parties, I swear.

BigTenObsession

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:28:24 EDT

@blastitbiggs: She was the Spice Girl with the heroin problem, wasn't she?

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:27:27 EDT

@Sarcastro: Speaking of Queen, has anyone else seen the classic albums series on VH1 classic? Highly recommended for the 70's rock lovers out there

crazyjoedavola

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:26:46 EDT

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: I remember.

UpstateUnderdog

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Sarcastro — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:25:00 EDT

@Upstate Underdog: In 1980, I bought Queen's "The Game." In 1992, Queen's Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Moments after hearing the news, I thought, "Hmm. The mustache, the leather, the fact that the band's name is Queen ... perhaps he was a homosexual."

Not the best gaydar.

Sarcastro

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:23:48 EDT

@Kid Canada: "Poutine" is the only French word Koivu knows.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:23:45 EDT

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: I had that box in my room. Parents couldnt figure out why i took it apart. There was an internal switch that could straighten out the images better. I only wish i could be that dedicated to my job but

porn>job

crazyjoedavola

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:20:27 EDT

Now go do... that voodoo... that you do... so WELLLLLL!

Chamomiles Davis

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:19:45 EDT

@MitchKayak: Didn't you know the trick to pushing down two of the buttons on the cable box at once to unscramble? Or am I the only one old enough to have a push-button cable box?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:18:17 EDT

Or take my annual 70-minute Thanksgiving Day dump.

What are you eating, soup? Have some turducken and sit in there for three hours like a real man. That's actually when I plan on reading the Deadspin homework book.

Phony Gwynn

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:18:05 EDT

@Sarcastro: almost as much as when I found out Rob Halford was gay. Judas Priest is one of my favorite bands.

UpstateUnderdog

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Arriaga_II — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:17:15 EDT

@drz1111: Or he enjoys Chili Peppers albums that sound like Jane's Addiction albums.

Arriaga_II

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ClownForPound — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:14:30 EDT

Miami Subs - nice. Spent many blurry gin-filled evenings myself there. Further proof that orange fries with spicy crumbles are no automatic upgrade.

The only hyphenated name worth a damn, despite Berman's efforts to destroy it, was Fumatu-Ma'afala.

ClownForPound

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:13:04 EDT

God darnit, Mr. BDD, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Sarcastro — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:12:07 EDT

@Cassifras: DA ate it.

Sarcastro

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quick — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:11:29 EDT

"I'm shocked they didn't hang ornaments from it."

Brilliant.

quick

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quick — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:10:36 EDT

@pen15: so your screen name is actually a question?

quick

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Sarcastro — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:10:10 EDT

@Upstate Underdog: And in doing so, you will be listening to a solid-gold chunk of rockingness.

Didn't it blow your mind just a bit when you found out that Mould and Grant Hart were buttchums?

Sarcastro

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:10:04 EDT

@Cassifras: This ox grew into a truly magnificent beast. He grew to astronomical proportions, mated with the giant Jason Taylor robot, and you now know his spawn as Paul Bunyon's ox. Hence DA's acquaintance with him.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:09:45 EDT

I have a friend who went to high school with Derek Anderson. All of those facts about DA are true.*

*May not be actually true.

The Fan’s Attic

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BigRicks — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:09:09 EDT

Oh Beverly Hills Bordello, how I longed for you in the days before instant internet pornography.

BigRicks

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Naptown Drew — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:08:22 EDT

I didn't even notice DA's horse balls until you Dan V. was credited at the end. Then I had to scroll back up and look for the balls. And there they were, staring back at me like two shining beacons of...

I think this week of Deadspin has officially turned me gay.

Naptown Drew

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MattMillenFanClub — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:07:38 EDT

Dear Throwgasm Magazine,

If I am in a totally nude entertainment center, and a hot "worker" sits beside me, am I required to make any sort of eye contact?

Good pick on SD.

MattMillenFanClub

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Stev D — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:07:13 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Husker Du would be an excellent name for a rock band

Stev D

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apostles03 — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:06:45 EDT

This post was a friggin' masterpiece. Good thing I had the WHOLE DAMN DAY to read it.

apostles03

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ChadsMyGuy — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:05:47 EDT

Oxycontin and a naked Lenny Kravitz? Hot. In. Here.

ChadsMyGuy

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Kim_Jong_Illin — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:04:58 EDT

@public enemy #1: And homework. I mean, you're not working on your home.

Kim_Jong_Illin

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supermike4ever — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:04:43 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew: i'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

supermike4ever

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The White Boom Boom — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:04:20 EDT

Between the huge balls picture, Perry Farrell, and the Chiss Angel pic, this is the ###est Jamboroo ever.

The White Boom Boom

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MENDOZA!!!!! — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:04:10 EDT

am I the only one who wants to know what happens to the ox fed with Derek afterbirth?

MENDOZA!!!!!

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The Teufel Shuffle — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:03:28 EDT

Please, David Copperfield has the monopoly on Douchebag Magician. Prick with ears.

The Teufel Shuffle

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blastitbiggs — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:02:58 EDT

Or scrambled Spice which wouldn't be scrambled for the first 1.5 seconds you clicked on it. This is how I became ambidextrous.

blastitbiggs

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Jordan Ginsberg — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:02:16 EDT

Christ, I saw Mould open for Built To Spill over the summer, except I didn't realize it was him until I saw a poster on the way out. It sounded like a sad old man playing Collective Soul covers. Terrible.

Jordan Ginsberg

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drz1111 — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:00:38 EDT

Tough shit, Brades. I like pleasure spiked with your pain.

In other words, BDD likes banging Brady Quinn hard in the ass?

drz1111

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Drew Magary — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:00:37 EDT

soooo..... when will "guhhhhh" be gone from the supposed internet lexicon forever...?

When your retard ass is finally banned again.

Fuckhead.

Drew Magary

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Eirishis — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:00:36 EDT

@Juancho: OOOH yeah. I fully anticipate the Browns being downgraded from "Positively Frisky" to "Cock Teasers" in Simmons weekly power rankings by Week 12.

Eirishis

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Von Hayes — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:59:29 EDT

@Unsilent Majority: Thirded. Is any one else curious as to what horrible things Drew did to make John, "Fucking hate him?"

Von Hayes

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:58:40 EDT

Any person who doesn't think Bob Mould is a genius probably also comments on Dave Barry's Blog.

Weed Against Speed

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MitchKayak — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:57:59 EDT

at least you had unscrambled soft core porn. Try mastrubating to scrambled softcore porn. It takes skill and imagination.

MitchKayak

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blastitbiggs — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:57:46 EDT

Showtime After Hours movies. Wednesday nights @ 11:30. Sometimes on Friday nights too. Good times.

blastitbiggs

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BigRicks — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:57:29 EDT

Was that a Mo Vaughn reference? A Baseball reference? by BDD? I'm stunned.

BigRicks

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:57:07 EDT

@Signal to Noise: Oof. Even I cannot face eating at Tommy's and I'll put cheese on anything.

TheStarterWife

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:57:07 EDT

The Emmanuelle franchise got me through puberty. I just hope i dont get wood under my desk again like the old days....

Damn, anyone got a book I can put on my lap?

crazyjoedavola

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mingusmonk — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:56:44 EDT

This is the best Jamboroo yet. The reason? It just made me realize that the SSW was dumped this week!

mingusmonk

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:56:08 EDT

Do they sell Narragansett Beer outside of New England? I remember getting it here in upstate NY when I was a kid.

UpstateUnderdog

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albo — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:55:50 EDT

Hey, Uri Geller is a worse asshat than Criss Angel.

albo

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PenskeMaterial — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:55:37 EDT

Hmmm... so if Fred Taylor does indeed suffer a key injury, will Maurice Jones-Drew still deserve a slow, painful death?

PenskeMaterial

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:55:15 EDT

ah yes. brings back memories of trying to quickly beat off to 1970's softcore, only to have the scene then cut to Rutger Hauer which would totally kill the mood but leave you a bit confused...

Hit Bull Win Steak

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supermike4ever — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:55:03 EDT

soooo..... when will "guhhhhh" be gone from the supposed internet lexicon forever...? today? good.

supermike4ever

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:54:03 EDT

@Kim_Jong_Illin: You know what else is repetitive "VIN Number." It's like saying vehicle identification number number. but if you just ask somebody for their "VIN" they won't know what the hell you are talking about.

And what's the deal with airline food?

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:52:33 EDT

@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: Gus Van SANT, dammit.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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LeNoceur — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:52:23 EDT

@Technicolor Jan Stenerud: He was disappointed, however, to learn that "The 400 Blows" had nothing to do with oral sex.

LeNoceur

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Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:52:20 EDT

@Afino: I'll take John Edward for $500, Alex.

"I'm not a douche!"

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:52:16 EDT

So Anderson doesn't dig Malle? Huh. I guess that makes Brady the film buff among all of the Cleveland QBs. He LOVES Gus Van San.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:52:03 EDT

I miss Tommy's. Chili on anything and everything.

Signal to Noise

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Kim_Jong_Illin — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:51:05 EDT

Not for nuthin, but "joys of schadenfreude" is redundant and repetitive.

Kim_Jong_Illin

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shea_guevara — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:50:59 EDT

@Civil Negligence: Prepare for the mind explosion!

shea_guevara

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Send It In, Jerome! — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:50:52 EDT

Men! You are about to embark on a great crusade... to stamp out run-away decency in the West. Now you will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy award nomination... for Best Supporting Actor.

"Number 6?" I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...

Send It In, Jerome!

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:50:06 EDT

David blaine anyone? Michael Jackson loves him...

crazyjoedavola

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Afino — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:49:33 EDT

@Kid Canada:

Shit.

Afino

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Arriaga_II — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:49:27 EDT

Derek Anderson once weighed over 400 pounds, but he had his fat sucked out, then placed it on his feet and skated around Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks.

Arriaga_II

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Afino — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:49:23 EDT

Oh, and I see your chili fries and raise you a bowl of poutine.

Afino

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Great Odins Raven — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:49:15 EDT

Wait, the Pats and Colts are playing this week?

/too easy

Great Odins Raven

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Kid Canada — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:49:10 EDT

Saku Koivu prefers poutine to chili cheese fries.

Kid Canada

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:48:17 EDT

Bob Mould was also a scriptwriter for World Championship Wrestling. I shit thee not.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:47:59 EDT

@preciousroy: an old New Day Rising shirt would be about 20 years old. I will now go and listen to New Day Rising.

UpstateUnderdog

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:47:33 EDT

She's only seventeen (seventeen)
Dad says she's too young
But she's old enough
Old enough for meeeee
Yeah Yeah

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Afino — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:47:17 EDT

Bigger douche than Criss Angel??

I'll take Dane Cook behind door #2, Chuck!

Afino

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supermike4ever — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:46:45 EDT

i love bob mould.

supermike4ever

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:46:45 EDT

I'm at the point where I'm willing to match BDD's bounty of $50. Lets make it an even $100 for Brady's knees.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:46:11 EDT

@Civil Negligence: That man is an idealogical bigot!

Doyle McPoyle

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:45:14 EDT

I will also include the picture of Liz Phair in the masturbation kit. Thanks BDD.

UpstateUnderdog

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suedevsleather — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:43:28 EDT

Schadenfreude never gets enough credit for the joy it provides our lives with... like Michigan losing to App St. or the President choking on a pretzel.

suedevsleather

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:43:21 EDT

Guy at a show I was at last night was rocking a New Day Rising t-shirt. So it was brand new, I still bought him a beer just for the shirt. Damn that album (yeah, I even had it on vinyl) fucking rocked.

Last time I saw Mould he was showing Bob's gayest home videos behind him. How the mighty have fallen. Still...

Michael Bertin

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Civil Negligence — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:41:03 EDT

I think BDD has a man-crush on Criss Angel (the extra "S" is for sexy!).

Civil Negligence

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KOGOD — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:40:38 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: seconded

KOGOD

Jamboroo, Week 9: The Budding Legend Of Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson

KOGOD — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:40:30 EDT

Real men eat bacon cheese fries. Pussies make chili without meat and write Jambaroos

KOGOD

Jamboroo, Week 9: The Budding Legend Of Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson

ltwinslow — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:39:56 EDT

mmmmmmm, Oxycontin

ltwinslow

Jamboroo, Week 9: The Budding Legend Of Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson

Juancho — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:39:51 EDT

Combined record of the teams the Browns have beaten: 6-24. Throw out the one win over a "quality" team (Baltimore), that's 2-21. I see the playoff train running out of steam at about week 12.

Juancho

Jamboroo, Week 9: The Budding Legend Of Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson

Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:38:37 EDT

I hear DA's a fan of Un Chien Andalou, too.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

Jamboroo, Week 9: The Budding Legend Of Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson

Matt Sussman — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:34:22 EDT

"You can also get cheese on your chili fries."

Yeah yeah. And never date a girl with a dragon tattoo. We've heard it.

Matt Sussman

Jamboroo, Week 9: The Budding Legend Of Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson

Vandelay Industries — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:32:05 EDT

they'll clog the instruments!

Vandelay Industries