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Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

TheGeneral — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:03:06 EDT

Joe's really just excited to watch all the lesbian porn that came in the gift basket that Tommy Lasorda gave him as a welcome present.

TheGeneral

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

ILoveIt — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:28:22 EDT

Torre has now left one Steinbrenner for the millions of Steinbrenners also known as "Dodger fans." Godspeed.

ILoveIt

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:50:48 EDT

@Cassifras: Agreed. There's a certain Herman Munster-esque quality to it.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

JosephFinn — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:20:41 EDT

Good god, is that Zombie Torre in that picture?

JosephFinn

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

MENDOZA!!!!! — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:09:29 EDT

Seeing Torre smile is just flat out creepy

MENDOZA!!!!!

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

HugsFromHarold — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:55:57 EDT

Viper Room is for pussies. The real hard-core spot to party is Andy Reid's Drug Emporiuum!

HugsFromHarold

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

Afino — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:39:15 EDT

How did this post sneak below the intro??

Damn you and your timestamps, you brigand!

Afino

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

Rocco Siffredi — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:34:21 EDT

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated!

Rocco Siffredi

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

emjayelle — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:28:03 EDT

graddy little did blow with billy baldwin @ the viper room... i seen it

emjayelle

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

Kid Canada — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:19:32 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak:

Pretty much every baseball manager is overrated as manager.

Kid Canada

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

Carmen McFanzone — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:17:17 EDT

Poor Beckham

Carmen McFanzone

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

Gourmet Spud — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:16:16 EDT

Typical Dodgers' arrogance - timing the announcement to overshadow the MLS quarterfinals. Shameful.

Gourmet Spud

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

HazelMaesLandingStrip — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:14:54 EDT

Scott Proctor beware

HazelMaesLandingStrip

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:10:06 EDT

Joe Torre will commence to being no better than a .500 Manager with the Dodgers. Just like he did at every other managerial job he had that wasn't the Yankee job. He truly is overrated as a manager.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

G Voll the Mole — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:06:05 EDT

I can only assume that an OD of laxatives wouldn't count.

G Voll the Mole

Joe Torre: Not Likely To Overdose At The Viper Room, But Will Be Near It

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:04:34 EDT

So, would I face your opprobrium if I put on black-face & ransacked Koreatown?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you