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You're Not Getting Rid Of Schilling That Easily

Sandburgh — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:56:26 EST

Good to hear that Schilling and the mouse in his pocket will be back in Boston next year.

Sandburgh

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Sarcastro — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:24:48 EST

@X=X: You're quite correct. Also, I'll have you know that I wore Bill Jelavich to the polls this morning.

Sarcastro

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Moonshine Mike — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:14:59 EST

@TheStarterWife: third base coach. i don't know about this.

@Sarcastro: They are relevant to you because you like to drink lots of beer and watch baseball. admit it.

Moonshine Mike

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Mr. Bigglesworth — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:55:56 EST

@StartingAces: I like my kids nickname for me better: Fatty Mc Daddy.

Mr. Bigglesworth

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:55:54 EST

They included some sort of "weight clause" in it, hopefully it prevents him from turning into David Wells.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Mr. Bigglesworth — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:54:43 EST

@Upshaws Leash: I forget, which one is always wrong and which one is total bullshit?

Mr. Bigglesworth

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Oh, Chet! — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:53:29 EST

I'd like to set Curt Schilling's face on fire and attempt to put it out with a Philips head screwdriver.

Oh, Chet!

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StartingAces — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:52:52 EST

Schilling's incentives include fitness requirements.

$2 million for making 6 weigh-ins. Better play your World of Warcraft on a treadmill, fatty fat fat fatty.

StartingAces

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shea_guevara — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:46:41 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: I think the A-Rod to the Mets rumors are mostly talk from the NY sportswriters. If he leaves the market, then they're left with nothing to write about except *gasp* actual baseball games.

shea_guevara

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BoeheimIsMySavior — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:45:33 EST

Jesus, I just read Schilling's blog for the first time. What are the odds that he beats off the comments? Around 85%?

BoeheimIsMySavior

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BradLee — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:42:04 EST

How will history remember the So Taguchi era in St. Louis?

BradLee

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:41:50 EST

Dammit - Of course I comment about the Buccos and then get called into a meeting, missing all the mocking.

TheStarterWife

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:28:39 EST

@TheStarterWife:

Any Pirate story without the words "Bonifay" or "Littlefield" is every bit as much as reason to rejoice as wiping the smile of that smug bastard Brian Billick's mug.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:17:35 EST

The amount of fellatio in the posts on his website makes me nauseous.

Just read about it on ESPN. I'm not the biggest Schilling fan in the world, but I am one of the biggest Red Sox fans. I really think you should end your career in Boston. You deserve everything you get.

I nominate the brick covered in soft poo.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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MeSoHornsby — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:17:04 EST

I believe that I saw during the WS celebration in the locker room Schilling chewing a bunch of jelly donuts and spitting them into Pedroia's mouth just like in that SNL skit with the chick from ER.

MeSoHornsby

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Sarcastro — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:16:40 EST

@preciousroy: No shame in that, really. I mean, the Pirates are relevant to me because a) apparently I'm mentally ill for giving a shit b) I pay for part of a season ticket package and c) I embrace lost causes. I'd say you're pretty far ahead of the game.

Sarcastro

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:16:35 EST

@Gary the No Trash Cougar: Timlin scares the bejesus out of me. He looks like the kind of guy where if you look at him wrong in a bar, suddenly there are chunks of your kids strewn all over your driveway....

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:14:59 EST

@Doyle_McPoyle: Or so the Germans would have us believe.

@TheStarterWife: @Sarcastro: You know, as a Pirate fan, I support the media lack of coverage for the team. Until ownership actually shows they care about winning at all, they don't deserve to be discussed. Sarcasto - cure for bitterness - throwing trash on Tommy Maddux's lawn. It's like praying to St. Roche - never been known to fail...

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:12:19 EST

@Johnny Foodstamps:

He was a Met fan as a kid and if he went to the Mets and they won the WS, it would be a big FU to the Yanks.

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak

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Windier E. Megatons — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:08:54 EST

What an odd switch from singular to plural in Schilling's post. It's like he thinks there's a single part of himself that's the "agent" part and that represents the "baseball player" part. I'm a little weirded out.

Windier E. Megatons

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:08:34 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Does A-Rod really have the ova to stay in the New York market?

Jefferson Short Bus

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Clare — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:07:25 EST

Daily Closer, yay!

I am The Ladies... resident Schilling apologist, so I'll be the first to say CURT COME BACK TO THE PHILLIES I MISS YOU ALSO THE BABY IS YOURS AND PLEASE CUT IT OUT WITH THE NERD TALK.

Clare

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Paper Cut — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:07:17 EST

I guess the Indians resigning Paul Byrd and picking up Joe Bo's option in pursuit of that pennant doesn't mean anything.

Paper Cut

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MitchKayak — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:06:27 EST

Jose Contreras =/= better pitching.

MitchKayak

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UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:05:44 EST

The Mets are going to get A-Rod, trade Delgado while picking up a substantial portion of his salary and move Wright to first.

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak

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econdave — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:05:10 EST

@Gary the No Trash Cougar:

Yeah, but Wakefield's a lousy shot because the bullet jumps around on him.

econdave

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HIV 2 Elway — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:03:40 EST

@HIV 2 Elway: I think you needed to hit the spacebar somewhere in there.

HIV 2 Elway

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Michael Bertin — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:03:35 EST

@TheStarterWife: @Sarcastro: Didn't even know Jim Tracy ahd been fired.

/Totally not kidding in the least

Michael Bertin

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Sarcastro — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:02:35 EST

@preciousroy: Don't mind me, I'm just bitter because I still like the Pirates.

Sarcastro

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HIV 2 Elway — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:02:18 EST

@Gary the No Trash Cougar: Just when I thought I couldn't hate a team anymore...

HIV 2 Elway

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Hamster-Style — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:02:09 EST

@Gary the No Trash Cougar: You also could mention the samurai sword wielding pitchers.

Hamster-Style

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Gary the No Trash Cougar — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:00:23 EST

@HIV 2 Elway: Of players on the Red Sox who could be qualified as Gun Toting, I'd rank Schililng far behind: Mike Timlin, Josh Beckett, Jonathan Paplebon, and Tim Wakefield. (Just to name pitchers)

Gary the No Trash Cougar

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Michael Bertin — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:00:18 EST

@Sarcastro: Hackneyed? I'll have you know I spent a good solid half-second on that joke.

Michael Bertin

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:59:06 EST

Next up to diss the Yankees? Yep, you guessed it...Frank Stallone.

Doyle McPoyle

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:58:38 EST

@Tuffy: No, he's just tired of holding it between his head and shoulder.

Camp Tiger Claw

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HIV 2 Elway — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:58:02 EST

@DeMeco Shall Inherit The Earth: John Elway, Mike Sweeney (for telling me how evil stem cell research is while spending most of the earl 2000's with a needle in his ass, not just for ruining my baseball team) and Art Modell (dead or alive)deserve bricks to the dome before Gun Toting Red Neck Shilling.

HIV 2 Elway

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Sarcastro — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:56:55 EST

@PeteJäyhawk™: Zing.

Sarcastro

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Pete Gaines — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:55:51 EST

Screw you guys who posted similar things while I was on the phone.

Pete Gaines

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Sarcastro — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:55:36 EST

@preciousroy: As a Pirates fan and as one who despises hackneyed jokes: Bite me.

Mark my words, milkshake boy, the Buccos, under the leadership of John Russell, will rise like a phoenix from the ashes and ... have a 16th consecutive losing season.

Sarcastro

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Pete Gaines — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:55:25 EST

@TheStarterWife: The Daily Closer is for coverage of major league teams.

Pete Gaines

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Tuffy — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:55:25 EST

If the Mets want better pitching, why do they have interest in THOSE pitchers? Is Dave Dravecky away from his phone?

Tuffy

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suedevsleather — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:55:25 EST

@preciousroy: The Norfolk Tides are offended by your characterization of Pittsburgh as a AAA team...

suedevsleather

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:54:54 EST

@Summer-of-George: How about a brick covered with soft poo.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Arriaga_II — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:54:07 EST

@TheStarterWife: From the PG: Russell's team, The Lynx finished 55-88, the 55 victories being the lowest in the International League. They were last in the league in runs scored (553), home runs (59) and team earned run average (4.77).

"But when I was there in August, John still had his team getting after it and competing with nothing to play for."

Yep. He's perfect for the Buccos.

Arriaga_II

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Upshaws Leash — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:53:54 EST

ahh yes... the familiar post-season tale that is the NY media war... who can be more wrong?? every year the rags break new boundaries.

Upshaws Leash

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Beer-Fart — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:53:48 EST

"We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!"

Curt Schilling is channeling Gary Busey.

Beer-Fart

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twoeightnine — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:51:05 EST

You may have won the war Red Sox Nation but you lost this battle.

twoeightnine

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suedevsleather — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:50:50 EST

@DeMeco Shall Inherit The Earth: But there are but a few bricks that would be up for such an awe-inspiring task.

suedevsleather

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Michael Bertin — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:50:40 EST

@TheStarterWife: Hey if Deadspin starts covering AAA baseball news it's going to set a very time-consuming precendent.

Michael Bertin

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Juancho — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:50:39 EST

@TheStarterWife: Neal Huntington was probably shot down by John Farrell in the rebuild Olympics.

Maddux is a bargain at $10 mil.

Juancho

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UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:49:55 EST

No Pettite ? No problem. The Yankees still have Pavano ready for that huge season we've all been waiting for.

/crying tears of rage

UpstateUnderdog

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G Voll the Mole — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:49:27 EST

@TheStarterWife: What are the Pirates?

G Voll the Mole

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Sh!tShow — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:48:57 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: Agreed.

Sh!tShow

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:48:52 EST

Mitch Williams wears a towel to cover his head and cowers in anticipation of the next Curt Schilling blog entry.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Summer-of-George — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:48:29 EST

@DeMeco Shall Inherit The Earth: Wow, a brick...I just wanted to hit him with some soft poo.

Summer-of-George

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:48:02 EST

I hate his politics and wish he'd just shut up sometimes, but I'm sure as hell not going to complain about getting him in the back end of the rotation for another year.

Also, I think he's almost licked that pesky Lou Gehrig's disease.

Camp Tiger Claw

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:47:55 EST

Oh Christ. Let's just make it easier for everyone. Schilling comes to camp overweight, gets hurt, then Clay Bucholz gets to pitch. This frees up more time for Schilling to finally finish that project where video cameras follow his every move and simulcast it on the interwebs.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:47:38 EST

Not like the Pirates named a new manager or anything. Guess that will wait for the Spring Training Daily Closer.

TheStarterWife

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Morneau For Pyros — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:46:33 EST

There are few people in this world that I would rather hit in the face with a brick than Curt Schilling.

Morneau For Pyros

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ltwinslow — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:43:25 EST

if only curt would tell me which way i should vote next fall

ltwinslow

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:42:46 EST

Please no more Schilling. I can't take him anymore.

Sell him to Japan. Just get him as far away from Boston as possible.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus