<![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @Innings Eater: It's the Cardinal Fanatic Will saying that. Anyone but Jack Buck -- or, apparently, Joe Buck; family thing -- is an inferior broadcaster who should have hung it up years ago.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> "Vincerooooooooo...vinceeeeeeeeeeerrrooooooooo!"

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @Arriaga_II: +100

Sigerson

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @TheStarterWife: "The hearts of mustache lovers do not count?"

Not as much as mustache ride lovers.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @Shea Guevara: That last one kind of looks like a tanner version of Manolo from "Scarface"...

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> "He greeted old Dodgers like Don Newcombe and Ron Cey"

...and Steve Garvey's illegitimate children.

Beer-Fart

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @ArkansasFred: He bears more than a passing resemblance to Luca Brasi. Or a shaved gorilla.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> Seeing as Monday Night Raw was in L.A. last night, I think Torre's just preparing for an epic DX crotch chop in this picture. 'Cause, after all, if you ain't down with Brad Penny, I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> How long before he is arrested for snorting coke off Lindsay Lohans meat curtians in an old theater. That is when you have truly arrived in Hollywood.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @Shea Guevara: I think the Braves version once threatened to take my thumbs.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> Torre agreed to both manage and play the role of Ronan Tynan

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> We don't think Torre quite looks right in a Dodgers uniform

Oh, baseball and your quiant old-men-stuffed-into-uniforms tradition.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @Chad Sexington: The hearts of mustache lovers do not count?

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> Jimmy Swaggert coaches the Dodgers?

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> If posts could be flagged, that crack on Scully merits one. Jerk!

Innings Eater

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> He only signed with the Dodgers on the condition that they don't stick him with A-Rod again.

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> We don't think Torre quite looks right in a Dodgers uniform

Because he never wore anything other than a Yankee uniform. Never. Nope, never never .

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> "Hey, it's...!"

Oh never mind.

Animal Style

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @Arriaga_II: Hmmm, a little I suppose.

I always thought the head Kanamit on the "To Serve Man" episode looked like Johnny Knoxville in the face.

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Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @Chad Sexington: That hippie Mattingly will have to shave his burns if he wants to coach the Yanks.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> There's a commenter floating around here whose uncle was the actor who was Enrico Pallazzo.

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @Arriaga_II:
However, he will still walk to the mound as though he has to take a ginormous dump.


MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> Invisible Giant Sandwhich

StartingAces

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @MitchKayak: @Dr. Michael Mancini: Both of these statements are doubtful when you consider the real reason Kirk Gibson walks with a limp.

El Gran Guapo

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @Sandy Magic Jackson: for the kids that need a link for Enrico P.

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UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> And is it me, or does he look like that 'pig face doctor' from that old Twilight Zone episode?

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> @TheStarterWife: Meh. As beloved as Donnie Baseball is, the Yankees never won a thing with him in pinstripes...

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> Of course he looks thinner. He just pulled Steinbrenner out of his ass a couple weeks ago.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> Just keep Nordberg out of LA.

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> Joe, don't block Lasorda's number if you're into two chicks going at it. He knows people who can make that kind of thing happen.

Dr. Michael Mancini

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> Enrico! Palazzo! Enrico! Palazzo! Enrico! Palazzo! Enrico! Palazzo!

Owsley Stanley

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> Mattingly in anything other than Yankee pinstripes HURTS.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> All the tea and Subway sandwiches

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UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> But Lasorda knows where to pick up the quality trim!

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> Do the kids nowadays know who Enrico Palazzo is without a link? Sad really...

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> He looks thin, too much Slim Fast?

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> "When I was with the Cardinals...I once sucked a cock...THIS BIG."

Josh Zerkle

]]> <![CDATA[Joe Torre, All Hollywood Now]]> "...and Little Steven Van Zandt as Joe Torre."

ILoveIt

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