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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:03:46 EST

As a commenter, not a chick.

Chamomiles Davis

Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:03:32 EST

Well, that explains my constant presence on College Chicks.com.

Chamomiles Davis

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:24:46 EST

@Burning_River: How is it problematic if he's receiving them... from women... often, & bareback?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

BubbaCJ24 — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:03:07 EST

Well i do love the cock. So, maybe.

BubbaCJ24

Chones_Chonies — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:46:16 EST

Oh, it all makes sense now.... that's why I spend too much time in the bathroom, my initials are BM (yeah, thanks mom)!

Chones_Chonies

Randall Tex Cobb — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:54:01 EST

Tbeer?

Randall Tex Cobb

bigboneded — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:47:23 EST

No wonder I married a "B"itch.

bigboneded

buttons — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:31:56 EST

Huh. Jeep, joint, jack off... maybe!

buttons

BigTenObsession — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:18:57 EST

@dismalScientist:

Just tell him you would use a zero-inflated Poisson model. That'll shut him up.

BigTenObsession

Clare — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:18:57 EST

@public enemy #1: Definitely. My English Lit thesis in college compared four different cribs of Macbeth, and my professor was like, "You could publish this! It's so novel!"

Clare

UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:18:15 EST

I once owned a Jeep so this study obviously has some validity to it.

UpstateUnderdog

dismalScientist — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:17:54 EST

I can hear my econometrics professor blowing up! "Bad science! What's the model that would drive the results? Prove this obscure estimator is efficient! Jump boy, jump!!!"

I hated that class

dismalScientist

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:16:53 EST

@Pennington_Noodlearm_Enthusiast: And hummers.

Weed Against Speed

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:16:18 EST

As we read this, Ugie Urbina is tasting another man's Undercarriage in prison.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

TopesWin — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:14:47 EST

Edgar Martinez was wise not to even attempt playing defense.

TopesWin

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:14:03 EST

It certainly explains why Rock Hudson was giving out all those handjobs.

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

BruschisBrewsky — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:12:51 EST

This would help explain A-Rod's preference for Abnormally mannish women.

BruschisBrewsky

Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:12:16 EST

Well, I guess this helps explain Darryl and Doc's fall from grace.

Doyle McPoyle

Dead Wrestlers Society — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:10:33 EST

@Rob Iracane: Scooby Doo?

Dead Wrestlers Society

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:09:25 EST

BJ Ryan has a huge problem with this study.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

Dead Wrestlers Society — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:09:04 EST

I'd blame this on the "publish or perish" atmosphere in college. I was amazed at some of the bullshit some of my professors worked on to get articles in journals.

Dead Wrestlers Society

Rob Iracane — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:08:24 EST

This explains why I drive a Rhonda Raccord.

Rob Iracane

roland_t_flakfizer — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:06:15 EST

doesn't strikeout begin with an S?

roland_t_flakfizer