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The Chinese Are Quite Mad, You Know

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:50:57 EST

Are those lesbian chicks lined up for next weeks Tatuu Tuesday post?

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The Vigilante Face — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:21:36 EST

Dammit to my double post. My apologies.

The Vigilante Face

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The Vigilante Face — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:21:23 EST

@stealofthedraft:
She's still an emphatic yes though.

The Vigilante Face

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The Vigilante Face — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:18:41 EST

@stealofthedraft:
She may have too many tattoos, but she is still an emphatic yes!

The Vigilante Face

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stealofthedraft — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:31:21 EST

Kat von D is unimpressed.

stealofthedraft

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blackheartededitor — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:13:57 EST

Which tattoos would you like? You get three from column A and one from column B.

blackheartededitor

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LeNoceur — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:08:42 EST

Now he will go home to his Happy Family.

LeNoceur

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katolesce — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:53:42 EST

Ummm... I'll take the #8 with white rice and an order of crab rangoon.

Wait... what are we talking about?

katolesce

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:48:03 EST

"Even if he wore long sleeves you'd think a couple of these would be peking out."

Soy you're saying he won't get that promotion, and will continue to be the lo mein on the corporate ladder?

Matt Sussman

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:45:37 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: He's definitely taking a wok on the wild side.

Phony Gwynn

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blastitbiggs — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:45:03 EST

I thought Long Duck Dong was the mascot for the 2008 Olympics.

blastitbiggs

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:44:20 EST

@Pennington_Noodlearm_Enthusiast:Ever smell Chinatown in August?

Chief Wahoo

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Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:41:32 EST

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Possible fat hostesses... NAY.

More like best olympics ever.

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:40:53 EST

@Gourmet Spud: I think he'll lettuce wrap it up for him.

theballadofrickeyfoggie

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BruschisBrewsky — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:40:15 EST

@Herbies_Wingman: Ahh, very nice, and not at all creepy.

BruschisBrewsky

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:39:34 EST

Anyone else starting to wonder if we're gearing up for the Worst. Olympics. Ever.?

Horribly incompetent host government... check
People who spit in the streets... check
Possible weather manipulation.... check
Possible epidemic of Sars/bird flu/etc.... check

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:39:22 EST

Even if he wore long sleeves you'd think a couple of these would be peking out.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:36:18 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw:

I'd like to see how far you can take this.

Gourmet Spud

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:36:03 EST

"This guy is just showing wonton disregard for his body."

I know, it's Szechuan-der why anyone would want so many tattoos.

Matt Sussman

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:35:01 EST

Are those Oaklies? People still wear Oaklies?

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Herbies_Wingman — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:34:52 EST

@Bruschis Brewsky: those are the stupid mascots for the 2008 Beijing Games

Herbies_Wingman

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:34:07 EST

Is that Waldo on his left shoulder?

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:34:02 EST

Although I guess you're never foo young to show a little individuality.

Camp Tiger Claw

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DennyCrane — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:33:34 EST

I hear Troy Aikman enjoys cream of sum yun gai.

DennyCrane

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blastitbiggs — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:32:32 EST

What's with the pedo bears on his neck?

blastitbiggs

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:32:18 EST

And why do not not see General Belichick anywhere on there? Commie?

TheStarterWife

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:31:52 EST

be careful with that guy he has a black belt in egg fu yung.

Im terribly sorry

crazyjoedavola

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McCroskey — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:31:45 EST

@OhTheHugeManatee: You on our list! Elaine Benes!

McCroskey

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:31:29 EST

What percentage of his tattoos were censored by the Chinese government?

TheStarterWife

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Matt_T — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:30:50 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: You are on quite the spring roll.

Matt_T

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BruschisBrewsky — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:30:14 EST

What's with the Teletubbies encircling his neck?

Is that some sort of Chinese olympic thing?

BruschisBrewsky

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MrRedDevil — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:30:09 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: nice

MrRedDevil

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:29:29 EST

This guy is just showing wonton disregard for his body.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:29:03 EST

that's a lot of tramp stamps.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

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Triple B — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:26:48 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: Well done sir. And thanks for giving me a dinner idea for tonight.

Triple B

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OhTheHugeManatee — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:26:43 EST

George likes his chicken spicy.

OhTheHugeManatee

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Slothrop — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:26:18 EST

The Enigma says this is a nice start.

[www.theenigmalive.com]

Slothrop

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jwaves2007 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:26:06 EST

I bet he is still a bad driver.

jwaves2007

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MrRedDevil — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:25:43 EST

+1 Suss

MrRedDevil

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:25:35 EST

The Illustrated Yan?

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:25:33 EST

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: Marcus Camby has the correct spelling tattooed on him, he just doesn't know it.

Chief Wahoo

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ClownForPound — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:25:28 EST

I would think that the Chinese wouldn't be too keen on people watching Prison Break .

ClownForPound

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UTFLW — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:25:06 EST

But does he always ALWAYS get chili on his nachos bellgrande?

UTFLW

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DennyCrane — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:24:49 EST

@katolesce: On a urinating Calvin.

DennyCrane

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:23:43 EST

This is General Tso fucking stupid.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Artie Fufkin — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:23:28 EST

Does he have the English symbol for Olympics on his forehead?

Artie Fufkin

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Matt_T — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:23:12 EST

Is that a dick right below his lip?

Matt_T

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:23:06 EST

His tattoos are the only ones visible from space.

Matt Sussman

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Triple B — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:22:54 EST

How do you spell "douche bag" in Chinese?

Triple B

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:22:43 EST

If he were a woman, he'd probably have a dolphin on his calf.

Jefferson Short Bus

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SourKrautSaul — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:22:26 EST

i think that the nose ring was a classy touch.

SourKrautSaul

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:22:08 EST

I think I've seen this guy shopping at the Key Food on Avenue A.

Chief Wahoo

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katolesce — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:21:13 EST

He has a nice spot for a Taz right there on his chest.

katolesce

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MrRedDevil — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:20:50 EST

@The Teufel Shuffle: Jack was too busy at Happy Hour...

MrRedDevil

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McCroskey — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:19:39 EST

He started with one tattoo, but two hours later wanted another one.

McCroskey

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Babcocksure — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:18:57 EST

the word "idiot" comes to mind for some reason

Babcocksure

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:18:35 EST

Mr. Cool Ice is not impressed.

Doyle McPoyle

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:17:10 EST

I heard he was able to get it all done in 10 minutes.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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The Teufel Shuffle — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:16:20 EST

I thought Jack Bauer wasted this guy.

The Teufel Shuffle

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:15:03 EST

And what happens if China only wins 14 medals in swimming instead of the forecasted 18?

Then he's going to feel like a real idiot.

Gourmet Spud