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Everyone Opens Up To Bubba The Love Sponge

TheGeneral — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:32:16 EST

According to his Baseball-Reference page, Huff throws right-handed but beats off left-handed.

TheGeneral

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DraftKing — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:48:21 EST

Don't let the marks work you into a shoot.

DraftKing

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CheeseForMe — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:17:04 EST

His wife is Hot

CheeseForMe

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Bearcat44 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:01:37 EST

If Mike Cooper of Ohio had baseball talent . . .

Bearcat44

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Vito Andolini — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:12:35 EST

Why is this a big deal? Baseball players are just like everybody else.

F**k this place, it's bull**it, I'm outta here. FTE

Vito Andolini

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Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:44:06 EST

Doesn't playing with an empty tank take away from your performance on the playing field? You'd get to second base and say im too tired to go for third base.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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MyDinnerWithAndreDawson — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:05:17 EST

No one, really? Well OK...

Stupid Angelos

MyDinnerWithAndreDawson

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Mensch Warmer — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:26 EST

What? Since when is angry & hungover mastrabation a bad thing?

Mensch Warmer

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JoeyPorterAle — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:30:22 EST

Bubba's got quite the workout and supplement regimen

4 colon cleanse before bed and first thing in the morning - guess his email didn't flag those messages as spam
andro tests(?) - maybe MM was studying for the test

and a little something called dopa tech hgh

JoeyPorterAle

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Herbies_Wingman — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:17:59 EST

Pat Burrell would now like to room with Aubrey Huff

Herbies_Wingman

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kayceebk — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:05:40 EST

@Turkeyleg: Ahh yes; king of the splat n scat.

kayceebk

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Ronnie Woo Woo — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:55:45 EST

not one Anna Benson reference?

Ronnie Woo Woo

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:53:40 EST

Like Crash Davis, Huff believes in the cock.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

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OchentaYcinco — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:52:19 EST

@twoeightnine: Well that's a new scoring record for me. Thank you sir.

OchentaYcinco

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HeavyPettingZoo — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:50:53 EST

I just got back from Tampa yesterday. The nightlife is definitely solid.

HeavyPettingZoo

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:50:51 EST

@Bruschis Brewsky: well...it's nice that you carbo-load.

Lady Andrea

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Adonis — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:50:30 EST

Self-Improvement is masterbation.

Now self-destruction...

Adonis

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thefuseproject — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:49:22 EST

(dick joke)

What?! Somebody had to!

thefuseproject

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Bluenatic — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:48:37 EST

"Amen, brother." -- Larry Harrison, porch enthusiast

Bluenatic

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StupidAngelos — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:48:36 EST

@Hustler of Culture: They should sign Mark Grudzielanek.

"Hey, baby. I'm Mark Grudzielanek."

StupidAngelos

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BruschisBrewsky — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:47:25 EST

@Lady Andrea: "How is this any different than anybody else?"

Well for starters, when he's done jackin it, he plays a game for a living and chashes a 7 million dollar paycheck, as opposed to heating a bowl of spaghetti o's in preparation of your next spank session.

/screw professional athletes

BruschisBrewsky

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MitchKayak — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:46:33 EST

Maybe he got confused and thought he was talking about beating Jay Gibbons' wife instead of beating off.

MitchKayak

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twoeightnine — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:46:22 EST

Ochentaycinco, +30 (days)

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InBillyWeTrust — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:46:17 EST

@Hustler of Culture: The Nationals are looking better and better every day

InBillyWeTrust

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:43:17 EST

@Shea Guevara: Don't forget about Commissioner Bettman's upcoming radio show on XM.

Weed Against Speed

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StuScott Booyahs — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:42:53 EST

@Hustler of Culture: Except for Angelos, who is ravishing the city of Baltimore.

StuScott Booyahs

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Hustler of Culture — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:41:23 EST

Ugh. Could the O's possibly look like a worse franchise right now?

I mean...their players can't even get laid...

Hustler of Culture

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shea_guevara — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:41:14 EST

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: @3championshipsandwich: Thank you for enlightening me about the horrible, horrible depths of satellite radio. Not that the terrestrial version is any better.

shea_guevara

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:40:09 EST

How is this any different than anybody else? You got some downtime, you find ways to amuse yourself.

Lady Andrea

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Becky_MI — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:39:50 EST

...take a bat out of a man's hands...

Sounds like Aubrey is keeping his bat in his hands at all times.

Becky_MI

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Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:39:22 EST

Does he ever give himself a stranger?

Stay Away From Oprah

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MurrayHewitt — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:39:16 EST

@3championshipsandwich: I'm going to venture a guess that Bubba fast-forwards through Howard Stern's Private Parts for "the good parts" during his daily viewing.

MurrayHewitt

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jwaves2007 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:39:14 EST

I am just like a baseball player. Except for the playing baseball part.

jwaves2007

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muggsybogues — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:39:14 EST

Awesome.

muggsybogues

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:39:09 EST

@katolesce:
I prefer "Boomer and the Nuge."

/the last person in America who remembers Crank Yankers

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:39:03 EST

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: Manning could have sure used some accuracy like that on Sunday.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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StupidAngelos — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:38:33 EST

@StuScott Booyahs: You rang?

StupidAngelos

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J. Henry Waugh — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:38:30 EST

Ziggy Sobotka approves.

J. Henry Waugh

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StupidAngelos — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:38:15 EST

So masturbation DOES make you go blind! At least, I'm assuming that's why Aubrey plays the way he does.

StupidAngelos

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Triple B — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:38:04 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Tom Brady is so accurate, his "passes" get through the love sponge.

Triple B

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:37:47 EST

No love for whore's?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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StuScott Booyahs — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:37:42 EST

@public enemy #1: What? No more signings of the likes of Albert Belle and Sammy Sosa? Maybe there's hope yet for this team.

Oh wait, Angelos runs things. Stupid Angelos.

StuScott Booyahs

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InBillyWeTrust — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:36:44 EST

@Shea Guevara: it is both, dear sir

InBillyWeTrust

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Tuffy — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:36:23 EST

Aubrey Huff, huh? That's a helluva pull for Bubba the Love Sponge.

Tuffy

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iHaveaRagingTebowner — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:36:14 EST

@Shea Guevara: He actually used to be in Tampa/Jacksonville/Orlando area, until he got fired. Not for fucking sucking and being a douche witha terrible name, but for killing a live pig on the radio or having someone have sex, mic'ed, on air or something like that.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:36:09 EST

@Shea Guevara: He's actually on Sirius, airing after Stern. There are two notable facts about this man:

1) Hulk Hogan was the best man at his wedding.
2) His most famous bit is called "shocking the puss" in which he has female volunteers hook up a dog collar to their nether-regions and, well, shock the puss. I am not making up any of this.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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katolesce — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:35:54 EST

I prefer "Wiener and the Butt" to Bubba the Love Sponge.

katolesce

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:35:43 EST

Tom Brady does not approve of the use of a love sponge.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Tuffy — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:35:09 EST

Leitch, is it any worse than demanding your reunion committee list you as a "glogger" in the 10-year directory?

Tuffy

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:35:05 EST

@MurrayHewitt: Aubrey talking about jackin' it on the radio is probably better than what she's doing, the little hussy.

Weed Against Speed

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WFNYScott — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:34:27 EST

@Shea Guevara: Based in Tampa. Used to be syndicated, now he's on Sirius.

WFNYScott

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BruschisBrewsky — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:33:59 EST

Huff was on the show sandwiched between pornstar "Melissa Midwest" promoting her new hardcore DVD, and a segment called "continuing the whore tour".

It's not really a mystery why masturbation was on his mind...

BruschisBrewsky

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MurrayHewitt — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:33:33 EST

What would really be worse for Huff's wife - finding out he cheats on you or having him talk about jerking off all the time on the radio?

MurrayHewitt

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DennyCrane — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:32:38 EST

Is he a pull hitter, does he slap it to the opposite field, or is he a spray hitter?

DennyCrane

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:31:56 EST

@Doyle_McPoyle: +1

That has officially entered my everday vocabulary.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:31:33 EST

I think we can all agree that a Saturday morning self-abuse session is a great thing, but don't professional teams supply their own groupies to take care of this sort of thing?

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Arriaga_II — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:31:26 EST

take a bat out of a man's hands, and he's liable to do some crazy things
Jack Torrance agrees.

Arriaga_II

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Pam Wards strap-on — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:30:52 EST

For now on, I to shall call Baltimore Horseshit instead of my now old favorite, "Balamore."

Pam Wards strap-on

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KOGOD — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:30:43 EST

Lucky fucker

KOGOD

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:30:26 EST

Information like this could have saved Micheal Jordan a lot of money.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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The Mighty KrilDog — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:30:23 EST

Carl Monday just put in for a transfer to Baltimore.

The Mighty KrilDog

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:30:11 EST

You Huffin' it?

Doyle McPoyle

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:29:49 EST

Baltimore is so syphillis-ridden that jackin it is his safest option.

Chief Wahoo

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:29:31 EST

Hi! I'm Aubrey Huff. You need to join the Player With Yourselves Club. The Player With Yourselves Club card entitles you to masturbation privileges at hotels all over the world. In cities like Arlington, Tampa and Cleveland. Who loves yourself, baby?

Dr. Michael Mancini

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shea_guevara — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:29:14 EST

There's seriously a radio host, a grown man, who calls himself Bubba The Love Sponge?

Is this some kinda Bawlmore thing that I don't get, or is it seriously the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard?

shea_guevara

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BruschisBrewsky — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:29:14 EST

If Kevin Millar was Huff's roommate, it might explain his blatant desire to return to Boston ASAP.

BruschisBrewsky

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Locker Room Guise — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:29:02 EST

Now I'm assuming the players on this Angelos-owned team are required to have roommates on the road. I'm thinking he and Millar have contests in their Red Roof Inn room; Huff thinking about Alyssa Milano and Millar using his days in the Red Sox locker room for inspiration.

Locker Room Guise

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:28:43 EST

People actually still refer to it as "beating off"? I thought that went out of style about the same time people stopped referring to sex as "humping".

Weed Against Speed

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Tebow2007 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:28:24 EST

Huff duster, anyone?

Tebow2007

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PenskeMaterial — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:28:20 EST

He's jackin' it.

PenskeMaterial

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:27:31 EST

I disapprove.

Matt Sussman

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:26:34 EST

AC Green approves.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:26:17 EST

What? New road groupies? He must play for the Orioles.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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WFNYScott — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:25:42 EST

Which player exactly is he talking about when he says "See baseball, hit baseball?"

WFNYScott

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DennyCrane — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:25:32 EST

@McCroskey: @UkraineNotWeak: Tommy Lasorda approves.

DennyCrane

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:25:25 EST

@UkraineNotWeak:

Better yet, David Cone approves.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:25:13 EST

I don't know...is being known as "Bubba The Love Sponge" that much worse than being called "Aubrey"?

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:24:32 EST

@StuScott Booyahs: No, were actually going to get some players back for Tejada and possibly Mora. I think with McPhail calling the shots they finally are seeing they need to blow it up and start over instead of signing half-assed over-priced free-agents every year and winning 70-75 games.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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LingeringBursitis — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:23:51 EST

NIGHTMARE FUEL

LingeringBursitis

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roland_t_flakfizer — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:23:45 EST

Maybe his favorite team is the Yankees?

What's that funny comedian's name?

roland_t_flakfizer

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Chief Illiniwek — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:23:44 EST

Huff's rubbing one out > Alou's hand peeing

Chief Illiniwek

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StuScott Booyahs — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:23:38 EST

@Blackaces: Maybe so, but at least I can now sneak down to premium seats every time I go to Camden Yards.

StuScott Booyahs

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:22:54 EST

@McCroskey:

Anna Benson approves

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StuScott Booyahs — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:22:23 EST

@public enemy #1: Then we'll officially have a Single A ballclub.

StuScott Booyahs

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WFNYScott — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:22:21 EST

Shitty Baseball Player Jones

WFNYScott

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blackaces — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:21:56 EST

This isn't a problem. Huff hasn't insulted any Orioles fans, because there are none left.

blackaces

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OchentaYcinco — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:21:54 EST

"Lucky fucker."
- Unsilent Majority

OchentaYcinco

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StuScott Booyahs — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:21:32 EST

In his defense, Baltimore is horseshit.

StuScott Booyahs

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heyzeus — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:20:43 EST

Aubrey Huff: is he sponge worthy?

heyzeus

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:20:29 EST

Tejada, Mora, Gibbons, Huff...get rid of the whole lot of 'em.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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McCroskey — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:19:48 EST

Earl Weaver approves

McCroskey