SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed - Deadspin Comments

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

gobblegirl — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:23:45 EST

I'm voting for hilarious rather than dangerously violent/plain stupid.

gobblegirl

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J-No — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:19:31 EST

That picture of Kige is like the pictures in old time scary movies where the eyes follow you around the room. Creepy. And odds on favorite for SHOTY.

J-No

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dwinn — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:50:11 EST

Who's the dead now dog?

dwinn

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Glass_Family — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:22:03 EST

God I am in awe of that mural.

Glass_Family

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:17:02 EST

@ThatMarkDude: Your just extremely committed, vocal fans of your team... But you're not alone in that way. I mean, had Deadspin & SHOTY been around in '00, you'd have to think that Chmura would have been up for the "award" (it's dubious if it's an honour), & that fans of the Pack would have voted for him & put him over the top for at least one round.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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ThatMarkDude — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:25:56 EST

The Steelers always make a strong presence in SHOTY. Is that a good thing?

ThatMarkDude

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bigboneded — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:40:15 EST

"some kicker dong" sealed the deal for me.

Not that I want to see it, but just the literary perfection that is "some kicker dong" trumps EVERYTHING that Elijah Dukes symbolizes.

bigboneded

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:13:51 EST

I want to see Mangino vs. Kige in the finals, with the winner decided by a biathlon. The two events? Public speaking and a cupcake-eating competition.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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Bullet! Bullet! Bullet! — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:00:49 EST

Rock out with your cock out!

VOTE REED!

Bullet! Bullet! Bullet!

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:49:01 EST

@Johnny Foodstamps: That Southeast Regional is one hell of sub-bracket (granted, for MV7-Kige-Dukes to make it, two were shipped out of their natural region). Then again, I would have known that, if only I took heed of the Bandwagoneer.

As to the fourth, I'm thinking Mangino or Chestnut. Pac-Man is the sleeper, though. Suppose he does something between now & year's end &/or while still alive in SHOTY, like, say, set a hooker on fire or have his meth lab busted -- that's championship material, yes?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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ithacabaron — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:46:43 EST

@ithacabaron: What I mean by this, is that I hope it's the lion itself that is nominated, and not Marques.

That being said, no matter who is the actual nominee, the Marques/f*ck lion ticket is going to be very hard to beat. I expect them to make a deep run through the bracket.

ithacabaron

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Innings Eater — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:45:30 EST

@Kid Canada: +1

Looking good, Kid Canada!

Innings Eater

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ithacabaron — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:43:43 EST

All I know is that there had better be a f*ck lion hiding behind Mangino, or I will be very disappointed.

ithacabaron

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:43:40 EST

@ClownForPound: George Mason, the Founding Father, or George Mason, the NoVa commuter school?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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morrisalmondjoy — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:23:48 EST

Dukes at a 4 seed? Reminds me of when Arizona was seeded at 5 in the NCAA's and just dominated. Dukes is taking this thing for sure.

morrisalmondjoy

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Kid Canada — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:20:34 EST

"It...was...the...Dukes...it...was...the...Dukes!"

Kid Canada

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Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:17:29 EST

Vote Elijah if you don't want a featured 'Old/New/But Wait' JRW columns.

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twentyfivemillionreasons — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:06:33 EST

Wow, kickers don't get any respect, anywhere.

twentyfivemillionreasons

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Tony E — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:51:38 EST

I am saddened to see there is no actual Fuck Lion in the photo, with that being said... put up your Elijah Dukes!

Tony E

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umlaut75 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:45:17 EST

This is a tough one. While I love Mr. Dukes' style, I fear he may be too "national" of a story. Reed was like our little slice of kicker dong heaven right here on the interwebs. Reed takes it, Dukes hunts me down and makes me his "ward".

umlaut75

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:34:58 EST

Agent Zero!

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

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BigRicks — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:34:31 EST

You know damn well Agent Zero will get involved personally in this. It's going to be terrific.

BigRicks

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Doctor Lingerie — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:34:02 EST

Cheers to the only SHOTY nominee to sire within the sanctity of foster-lock

Doctor Lingerie

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DamnSkippy — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:33:14 EST

And how is the man who broke arguably the most hallowed record in all of sports NOT in the top 16???

DamnSkippy

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VTBen — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:29:50 EST

Gotta go with Elijah. It's great whenever there's a story about him on Fark because the caption will always include "Dukes sucks."

Glad to see the Fuck Lion made the final cut, along with Agent Zero and Joey Chestnut.

VTBen

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DamnSkippy — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:29:48 EST

Party Crazy >>> Violently Crazy

DamnSkippy

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Wolf Blitzer — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:24:45 EST

Fuck Lions are da realeast bitches alive, and grand marques is my sleeper-pick.

Wolf Blitzer

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:21:49 EST

Is Stealy McBeam rat-tailing Isaiah Thomas?

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Most Valuable Primate — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:21:44 EST

@becky: Get back to work.

Most Valuable Primate

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Michael Bertin — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:18:40 EST

Vick fatigue set in long ago.

Go Kige, go.

Michael Bertin

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:18:13 EST

I went to vote for Jeff Reed when my phone rang.

Time to switch votes.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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PHONICS wif Emmitt Smiff — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:15:39 EST

Who's the guy in the Cardinals uniform, and why pray tell is he involved?

PHONICS wif Emmitt Smiff

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:13:28 EST

I am still laughing about the text picture of the gun.

And the two kids born eight days apart.

Dukes/Kige/Ookie/??? Final Four

Jefferson Short Bus

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:13:26 EST

@Weed Against Speed: Well we know how Elijah feels about abortion.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Spaceman Spiff — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:12:08 EST

I thought only newspaper writers got to vote in these things.

Spaceman Spiff

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UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:10:41 EST

I picked Dukes in my SHOTY2007 office pool.

My final 4:
Vick
Kige
Thomas
Fuck Lion

UpstateUnderdog

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GreatOdensRaven — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:10:01 EST

I'm a little disappointed in the lack of Stephen A. Sockpuppet in the SHOTY graphic.

Should we start the write-in campaign here?

GreatOdensRaven

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:09:38 EST

Is John Skipper of ESPN Memo fame in that crazy collage? I forgot/never actually knew what he looks like.

I hope so, especially after this year's hall of fame voting fiasco.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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CubsDynasty — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:08:28 EST

I am voting for Reed, because I am really afraid of what Dukes would do to Will if he ever found out about this.

CubsDynasty

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Charles — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:07:23 EST

@danecy:

Kind of surprised the SHOTY logo and stars aren't on his belly.

Charles

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:03:55 EST

@StuScott Booyahs: I'm going to vote for Dukes, because Jeff Reed made me think about kicker dongs.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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chilltown — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:03:36 EST

If you don't vote for Elijah, you dead dawg. I ain't even bullshitting.

chilltown

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:03:34 EST

GO KIGE GO!!! Looks like he just filled his diaper in the pic.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Proverbial — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:03:12 EST

Courtesy the ESPN featured comment;

"Should the Patriots go for it if...they're in the position to go for it?"

Proverbial

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Sarcastro — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:01:32 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Most of aerospace, too.

Sarcastro

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Charles — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:01:01 EST

@public enemy #1:

Agreed - this is a deeper field than last year, though I'm not sure if the top is at the same level of Berman/Monday/Horse.

Charles

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Scout — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:59:49 EST

@dave_leitao_is_my_hero:

Mangino must've won that one hands down.

Scout

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Nationalcoholic — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:59:37 EST

What each person in the picture is thinking at the very moment it was captured:

Jeff Reed: "It's not gonna suck itself..."
Salisbury: "I can't believe Deadspin has sullied my good name... with the SSW."
A-Rod: "INVISIBLE JETER!"
Brady: "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!"
Steely: "We work hard. We play hard."
Kige: [crickets chirping]

Nationalcoholic

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Matt_T — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:59:37 EST

If anyone needs a reason to vote for Elijah:
[dugout.progressiveboink.com]

Matt_T

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Red Sox Monster — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:58:03 EST

I feel like I am being forced to choose between my two children. You know, if I had deliquent sons who have crazy hair and threaten people.

Red Sox Monster

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HIV 2 Elway — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:57:06 EST

@SUSS: Dollar signs! Thats what that call was about. Dollar signs! SHOTY BCS dollar signs!

HIV 2 Elway

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roland_t_flakfizer — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:56:59 EST

This is my first SHOTY experience (I'm new here), is it as good as ESPN's "Who's More Now"? Because if so, I can hardly contain myself.

roland_t_flakfizer

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Bunkie Perkins — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:56:39 EST

Kige looks like he knows something we dont

Bunkie Perkins

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HIV 2 Elway — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:55:13 EST

@Hazel Maes Landing Strip: I always thought he was more walrus than whale.

HIV 2 Elway

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:53:21 EST

This is why we need a SHOTY BCS.

Matt Sussman

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:53:02 EST

the dawg needs to move on up. Kicker dong just isnt enough... If only he showed the taint, then we'd have something.

crazyjoedavola

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Carmen McFanzone — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:52:56 EST

threadjack I suppose, but will voting for Salisbury in any way encourage the SSW?

Because, you know, that would be wrong.

Carmen McFanzone

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OlTDids — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:52:35 EST

Boom Bitch

OlTDids

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Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:50:18 EST

Kige already has the Wal-Mart vote locked up.

Stay Away From Oprah

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ArkansasFred — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:49:29 EST

If Kige wins SHOTY he will actually have an even harder time getting laid.

ArkansasFred

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ASox — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:49:13 EST

Someone tell Kige his hair is crooked.

ASox

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GorgeForeman — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:49:12 EST

The Gatorade throwing pushes Elijah to the second round.

GorgeForeman

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Matt_T — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:49:01 EST

Please let it be Chestnut v. Mangino

and have an eat off to see who wins.

Matt_T

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:48:57 EST

How does each candidate feel about stem-cell research?

Weed Against Speed

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theothermatt — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:48:56 EST

@Donald_Igwebuike: that Steely McBeam is one fine piece of ace

theothermatt

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:48:49 EST

@UkraineNotWeak:

Oh, be nice!

Gourmet Spud

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Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:47:52 EST

Elijah Dukes started his "grass" roots campaign months ago, so he should be fine.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Scout — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:47:24 EST

@Chief Wahoo: @Lady Andrea:

What if the foster kid was a clown?

Scout

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:47:16 EST

Steely McBeam has the gay steelworker vote tied up. Which means he has a chance at this because everyone knows the entire steel industry is practically gay.

UkraineNotWeak

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:47:11 EST

@Phony Gwynn:

You're old-fashioned like that.

Gourmet Spud

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:47:01 EST

Kige looks like he is going to eat Ookie.

Civil Negligence

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Da_Mang — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:46:58 EST

@Mr. Marinovich: Reed is just a garden variety douche. Elijah is a special kind of crazy, dawg.

Da_Mang

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:46:57 EST

@HIV 2 Elway: You want two years in a row of an animal winning? First a horse, than a whale?

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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Donald_Igwebuike — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:46:46 EST

@Shea Guevara: Also, Steely McBeam, not a human. Or a Jew.

Donald_Igwebuike

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muggsybogues — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:46:28 EST

@Rob Iracane: I'm going to make it my personal business to change your mind on this one, Iracane. Kige is more relevant than Elijah Dukes, honestly.

muggsybogues

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ClownForPound — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:45:36 EST

Jeff Reed = George Mason + Jim Beam

ClownForPound

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:45:34 EST

Reed would have gotten my vote had he not shaved his head.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Donald_Igwebuike — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:45:33 EST

@Shea Guevara: How does that work? "That Fucking Horse" won last year!

Donald_Igwebuike

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:45:27 EST

Partying with chicks instead of killing them will always get my vote.

Phony Gwynn

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:44:54 EST

@Lady Andrea: even if the kid told jokes while it happened?

Chief Wahoo

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shea_guevara — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:43:52 EST

@Donald_Igwebuike: I think it was disqualified on the "not human" technicality.

shea_guevara

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Tuffy — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:43:47 EST

@Mr. Marinovich: For fear of getting your ass beaten.

Tuffy

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Scout — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:43:44 EST

Steely McBeam vs. Brady Quinn

There would be a riot at Michael Kors.

Scout

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Nationalcoholic — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:43:38 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: And is it greater than or less than the nominees that are closeted-homosexual related? And is there enough overlap between the two to satisfy both?

Nationalcoholic

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:43:11 EST

With apologies to TSW I've got to go Dukes here. Still too bitter about my team shitting the bed last Sunday to vote for a Steeler. Except Steely, of course.

Chief Wahoo

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Babcocksure — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:42:33 EST

@Matt_T: Deadspin is a very big site. This is Kige Ramsey for...

Babcocksure

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:42:32 EST

It's gotta be Pauly Shore lookalike Reed. Waaaay funnier than Dukes screwing a foster kid.

Lady Andrea

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theothermatt — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:42:27 EST

@Denny Crane etc: a vote for Steely McBeam is a vote for gay-ness.

theothermatt

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Mr. Marinovich — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:42:08 EST

It just has to be Dukes. I mean I actually know a few douchewhistles kinda like Reed. SHOTY is reserved for people in rarefied territory; territory I do not hang around.

Mr. Marinovich

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Sargent — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:42:04 EST

it's the most...wonderful time....of the year...

Sargent

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Nationalcoholic — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:41:44 EST

@Muggsy Bogues: Seconded. I mean... eleventhed.

Nationalcoholic

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HIV 2 Elway — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:41:17 EST

Vote Mangino in '07

HIV 2 Elway

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roland_t_flakfizer — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:41:09 EST

@Shea Guevara: Well, hopefully he will not have died in vain. (or perhaps had a near fatal wounding.)

roland_t_flakfizer

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:40:36 EST

"Dude, a vote for me is a vote for total dongination, brah."

/Jeff Reed's campaign slogan

Weed Against Speed

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:40:35 EST

Just how many of these nominees are dong related?

UkraineNotWeak

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:39:26 EST

This is just great. SHOTY season gets me all tingly.

Chief Wahoo

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Donald_Igwebuike — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:39:21 EST

Not to get all "no love for..." on any one, but I don't see a memo in the collage.

Donald_Igwebuike

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Matt_T — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:38:54 EST

I look forward to seeing Kige's video campaign

Matt_T

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McCroskey — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:38:24 EST

Isaiah's Steinbrenner-esque turtleneck and sportsjacket combo never cease to make me chuckle.

Oh, and Dukes all the way.

McCroskey

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onetakedizzle — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:38:02 EST

@Rob Iracane: I've got the gasoline, matches, and dynamite ready. You just say the word

onetakedizzle

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roland_t_flakfizer — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:37:54 EST

Was mangino a mouseketeer?

roland_t_flakfizer

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DennyCrane — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:37:43 EST

A vote for Steely McBeam is a vote for justice.

DennyCrane

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Rob Iracane — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:37:35 EST

@TheStarterWife: Maybe I sekrit-ly want Kige to win this year, and I'm using reverse psychology.

Rob Iracane

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The Man with No Name — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:37:19 EST

I want to see the bracket, just so I can fill it out and have it busted in the second round, as a warm up for March.

The Man with No Name

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shea_guevara — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:37:04 EST

@dave_leitao_is_my_hero: Sadly, he falls into the same category as celebrities who die too late in the year to be included in those "these guys died this year" montages.

shea_guevara

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Babcocksure — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:37:02 EST

@Rob Iracane: after his political campaign, don't think he has a chance

...besides nothing is coming close to Isiah...bitch

Babcocksure

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:36:54 EST

@Rob Iracane:

Has to be the favourite. Not saying it's right, but...

Gourmet Spud

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SweetnSourLouPiniella — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:36:43 EST

@SweetnSourLouPiniella: Also, that appears to be a picture of Marques Slocum up there, but he's suspiciously depicted sans fuck lion. What gives?

SweetnSourLouPiniella

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StuScott Booyahs — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:36:15 EST

I'd love to vote for Dukes, but Jeff Reed changed the way I thought about kicker dongs.

StuScott Booyahs

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SweetnSourLouPiniella — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:35:30 EST

Elijah Dukes for the right to lose to Kige in the second round. Kige has to be the 1 seed, right? No Kige 1 seed, no justice.

SweetnSourLouPiniella

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:35:07 EST

@Rob Iracane: You (and I, in the interest of full disclosure) threatened that the last time with the horse.

And the horse still won.

TheStarterWife

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EricFrostHatesLife — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:34:54 EST

Ronnie Mex verse Kige Rams finals is going to be an epic battle (I'm calling it now). There is no way the buzz doesnt rival the Pats Colts game last week.

EricFrostHatesLife

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roland_t_flakfizer — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:34:35 EST

Is it too late to nominate Aubrey Huff?

roland_t_flakfizer

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:34:31 EST

I'm glad we started with an easy one.

I'm also glad to see Anthony Anderson is getting a nod.

Gourmet Spud

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:34:28 EST

Vote for Donnelly!

Stay Away From Oprah

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

Illegal Immigrant — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:34:25 EST

Revealing dong, partying and partying some more. That's how I fucking roll

Illegal Immigrant

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:34:13 EST

@TheStarterWife: He's the thing attached to the penis.

A Pimp Named DaveR

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

Rob Iracane — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:33:21 EST

If Kige wins this thing I'm going to burn down the Internet.

Rob Iracane

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

ChiSwede — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:33:07 EST

Manginos in your mirror are farther away than they actually appear.

ChiSwede

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:33:06 EST

No woman was found worthy of the SHOTY?

UkraineNotWeak

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

danecy — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:31:53 EST

That's the first time Mangino's ever been the smallest person in a picture.

danecy

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

ArkansasFred — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:31:50 EST

Troll doll.

ArkansasFred

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

Sarcastro — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:31:44 EST

I want to vote for that dead horse.

Sarcastro

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

Dead Wrestlers Society — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:31:32 EST

Wow, that's an impressive group up there. It's going to be tough voting.

Psycho >>> Naked troll

Dead Wrestlers Society

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

TheStarterWife — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:31:06 EST

And who is this Josh Reed guy?

TheStarterWife

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

muggsybogues — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:30:26 EST

This is seriously the most glorious part of my day.

muggsybogues

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

TheStarterWife — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:30:26 EST

No asterisks for the SHOTY? I think this whole SHOTY election deserves an asterisk.

TheStarterWife

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

becky — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:30:04 EST

anything to keep the kicker dong out of my morning coffee.

becky

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

muggsybogues — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:29:57 EST

KIGEKIGEKIGEKIGEKIGEKIGEKIGEKIGEKIGEKIGE

muggsybogues

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

The Teufel Shuffle — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:29:32 EST

A vote for Reed is a vote for more penis photos. Vote for Dukes.

The Teufel Shuffle

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:29:13 EST

You gonna beat the dong, dawg!

A Pimp Named DaveR

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

Matt_T — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:29:00 EST

I don't wanna be dead dawg.

Matt_T