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SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Attempted Chemistry — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:33:00 EST

Forget them both. Can I vote for the guy in yellow? He has a flat top and jug ears.

Attempted Chemistry

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:53:46 EST

Have voted A.Rod. Twice.

It's his time.

Meanwhile, Quinn, like last years's SHOTY candidate Matt Leinart, still has productive (comedy) years ahead of him.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Senators Lost Cojones — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:03:58 EST

Vote Quinn!

But, I'd be very happy not to see a campaign video, if it's all the same to you.

Senators Lost Cojones

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

effin — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:13:29 EST

Sorry Homosexual-Rod, I didn't vote for Joo.

effin

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

EggandCheeseonaRoll — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:12:27 EST

Gay joke, Tranny joke, Yankees suck joke, Brady Quinn looking silly in pictures joke, uhhhhhh um did I cover it? Oh yeah, and also Barbaro joke.

EggandCheeseonaRoll

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:04:38 EST

@Signal to Noise:

Brady Quinn is so gay he makes John Amaechi look like Hugh Hefner

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

VTBen — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:42:01 EST

Brady Quinn, because Horse Balls has been lights-out my fantasy team and I feel this poor silly goose needs some recognition. And as a Yanks fan, I dont know what to think about A-Rod anymore.

VTBen

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Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:38:35 EST

$300,000,000.00 MVP over who?

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SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

johnny five — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:16:01 EST

birthday dome over purple lip-gloss.

johnny five

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:38:06 EST

This is hard.

That's what they both said.

Gah! Even harder now!

THEY SAID THAT, TOO!!!

WHEN WILL IT END?!?!?!

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:28:45 EST

Vote like a champion today

Oh wait, neither of them has won anything...

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:23:17 EST

Seeing that A-Rod would unquestionably choke in the later rounds anyway...I'm going with Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Scout — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:06:50 EST

Both of them would be rejected by eharmony. But I'll go with Quinn. He's younger and has more years to amuse us.

Scout

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Clare — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:03:44 EST

I have a term for this kind of conundrum: Decision paralysis.

Clare

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Libertariot — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:52:47 EST

@RedDear:
The Disney character or the band? Either way, still gay.

Libertariot

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:28:55 EST

@Hernandez-is-the-Mandez: Maybe he's just cyanotic from all the dick he's been sucking.

Jefferson Short Bus

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Little Wooden Boy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:28:11 EST

My vote is for Quinn, because A-Rod doesn't need the publicity.

Although A-Rod will probably announce his signing with the Yankees during the crowning of the 2007 SHOTY winner.

Little Wooden Boy

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

WFNYScott — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:26:19 EST

with*

not "win"

WFNYScott

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

WFNYScott — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:26:04 EST

@Hernandez-is-the-Mandez: better to blow you win, my dear

WFNYScott

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:20:13 EST

Gotta go with Brady Quinn. His antics are something we can all laugh about. A-Rod, on the other hand, is like the Michael Jackson on the sports world; sad, creepy, disturbing, sexually deviant. Plus he has purple lips...purple lips, I tell you!

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

TheLou-Do — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:19:47 EST

I voted for Brady because he's giving fans the chance to spend time with his face, it's pretty generous that he offers up his services like that for free.

TheLou-Do

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:16:41 EST

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Nine and counting.

Jefferson Short Bus

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Babcocksure — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:15:21 EST

a vote for Brady is a vote to get anything A-Rod out of the NY papers

Babcocksure

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:15:11 EST

@ DENNYCRANE'S BATTLESTAR PROPHYLACTICA: I believe the winner faces away from Steely McBeam in the next round.

Chief Wahoo

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:13:40 EST

Anyone else think Will is playing matchmaker to the stars here? You know Brady was just waiting for an in-line to chat up A-Rod. This should give him quite the excuse to text him a congrats or a sympathy junk shot, respectively.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

DennyCrane — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:12:43 EST

Does the winner face Steely McBeam in the next round?

DennyCrane

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:10:01 EST

Wasn't Quinn last year's SHOTY?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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wehadababyitsaboy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:08:58 EST

one backs up horse balls and one backs into horse balls

wehadababyitsaboy

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Triple B — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:08:07 EST

This is like picking your favourite child ... but A-Rod like strippers (even though masculine ones) so I can't argue for not voting for him. If that makes any sense.

Triple B

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:06:26 EST

@TBoRF: as it turns out though most of them were actors in the local theater.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

MENDOZA!!!!! — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:05:56 EST

SHOTY and Jambaroo? Goodbye, productivity

MENDOZA!!!!!

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RedDear — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:05:28 EST

Brady Quinn will be the SHOTY's Cinderella. Literally he's going to dress like Cinderella.

RedDear

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:04:18 EST

I think their is only one logical way in which these two "gentlemen" could possibly compete and determine a winner between them...

SWORDFIGHT!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:02:06 EST

Lady Andrea: How many seeds would Travis Henry get?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Herbies_Wingman — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:01:37 EST

Brady wants this Bling

Herbies_Wingman

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:01:36 EST

@ASox: What an adventure gang. I thought that the homosexuals were pirates!

theballadofrickeyfoggie

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Lizabelle — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:01:11 EST

JOOO CAN'T HIDE FROM A RAHHHH

Lizabelle

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Illegal Immigrant — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:00:31 EST

I'm more of the man-girl, feminine type. I'm sure Brady would like that.

But for the record, neither of these guys should win SHOTY

Illegal Immigrant

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:59:58 EST

@J-No: I was just IMing that to someone else. I wish we could see the bracket too.

Lady Andrea

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

StevieY19 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:58:46 EST

Quinn grabbed my, um, vote.

StevieY19

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

ASox — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:58:27 EST

If A-Rod likes she-males and leaves on a train from New York at 2:00,

and Brady Quinn IS a she-mail and leaves on a plane from Cleveland at 3:00,

what time will they arrive at the gay pirate party in P-Town?

ASox

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

CubsDynasty — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:58:25 EST

Another post season choke for Arod, but i bet he enjoys Quinn's balls down his throat

CubsDynasty

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Matt_T — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:58:15 EST

After rewatching the video with him and Bret Michaels, BQ got my vote.

Matt_T

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:56:30 EST

Voting for Quinn because someone (with better video editing skills than myself) could probably make an A-Mazing campaign video for him in the later rounds.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

HazelMaesLandingStrip — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:56:26 EST

@J-No: I would like to know who the #1 seed is. Mangino? Fuck Lion? Kige?

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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A Magician Named GOB — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:56:24 EST

John Amaechi, blah blah blah...

A Magician Named GOB

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Slothrop — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:56:14 EST

The results of this vote should be known early, but I fear that are we going to have to wait an extra 5 hours to find out. I might have to go hide in a back room for a while.

Slothrop

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Gourmet Spud — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:55:59 EST

Quinn, just to try and minimize A-Rod's appearances, futile as that might be.

Gourmet Spud

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Arriaga_II — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:55:22 EST

No wonder A-Rod started talks with the Yanks yesterday. Getting his name in the news in time for SHOTY. Boras you devil!

Arriaga_II

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Naptown Drew — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:54:23 EST

@3championshipsandwich:

He's already the realest. He doesn't need our validation.

Naptown Drew

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J-No — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:53:17 EST

@Lady Andrea: I have been busy at work lately, but did was the whole first round bracket posted? I like to survey the entire field rather than voting in on-offs.

J-No

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Naptown Drew — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:53:10 EST

I gotta give it to Quinn.

I mean, vote for him.

Naptown Drew

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

iHaveaRagingTebowner — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:52:38 EST

How did Lucious Pusey never make this list?!

iHaveaRagingTebowner

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Mr. Marinovich — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:51:32 EST

I always knew these two would go at it.

Mr. Marinovich

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Lady Andrea — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:51:24 EST

I'm pretty disappointed this is a first-round matchup. 7 and 10 seeds? Bah.

Lady Andrea

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

HazelMaesLandingStrip — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:51:19 EST

BQ doesn't have much else going for him right now. He's got my vote

HazelMaesLandingStrip

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Signal to Noise — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:51:04 EST

I'm voting for Brady Quinn because of the consistent jokes made using his name whenever something even remotely gay comes up. He's usurped this from A-Rod.

Signal to Noise

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:50:09 EST

@J-No: I think A-Rod plays with pretty much whatever team is on the field.

Chief Wahoo

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EdFinnerty — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:49:39 EST

Sparkle for Brady.

EdFinnerty

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morrisalmondjoy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:49:35 EST

Quinn is glad he gets to back up Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson.

morrisalmondjoy

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econdave — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:49:26 EST

@Matt_T:

Apparently, neither does A-Rod.

econdave

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stealofthedraft — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:49:10 EST

@The Man with No Name:
How could you vote against banning not touching strippers during lap dances?!

stealofthedraft

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44 in a Row — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:48:32 EST

Alex Balk voted "Yes"

Tim Hardaway voted "No"

44 in a Row

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roland_t_flakfizer — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:48:29 EST

I'd call this a brokeback match-up.

(sorry Texans, gays, horses, children, cowboys, etc.)

roland_t_flakfizer

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

MrFusion — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:48:16 EST

I cant wait until Brady gets to play and completes the transformation in becoming "Sex Cannon 2.0"

MrFusion

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Jankie — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:48:06 EST

A-Rod's homoerotic O-face in the SHOTY picture makes it close, but you've got to support all Brady has done for the gay rights movement this year.

Y-M-C-A!!!

Jankie

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J-No — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:47:35 EST

I am going with Quinn, after all I would be willing to take a shot at getting him to switch teams, while A-Rod, not so much.

J-No

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Old No.7 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:46:26 EST

what is this, a cockoff?

/there are no winners here

Old No.7

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ClownForPound — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:45:58 EST

ESPN wants to know why you think A-Rod isn't as effeminate, and just wants you to answer a few survey questions.

ClownForPound

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

drew.catt — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:45:13 EST

A-Rod gets Millions to play, Brady get millions to sit.

A-Rod.

drew.catt

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:45:13 EST

I'm having a crisis over this. Do I, as a Browns Fan, embrace Brady's, ahem, eccentricities, ahem, or fear them?

Fuck it, I just can't vote for that homo A-Rod.

Chief Wahoo

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

GorgeForeman — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:44:54 EST

Brady is a uniquely Deadspin property. Or, something.

GorgeForeman

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

ithacabaron — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:44:41 EST

Jiri Tlusty is going to have a very hard time deciding who to vote for here.

ithacabaron

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BloggyMcBlogBlog — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:44:37 EST

When did this become outsports.com?

BloggyMcBlogBlog

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

The Man with No Name — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:44:26 EST

I voted against A-Rod, much like I voted against the no-more-touching-the-strippers-during-la... ban in Ohio.

The Man with No Name

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Pharmacoug — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:44:20 EST

@TheHogBlogger: I'm pretty sure A-Rod dominates that demographic in so many ways.

My vote is for BQ.

Pharmacoug

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Matt_T — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:43:38 EST

Thursday night sissy fight!

I have no idea which way to go.

Matt_T

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Rob Iracane — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:43:23 EST

A-Rod will have the MVP so I'll throw Brady Quinn a bone.

Hm, poor word choice.

Rob Iracane

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Bob Sheppards Flock — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:43:22 EST

Quinn's sister would wear a half-and-half jersey but doesn't know which shirt to wear for A-Rod

Bob Sheppards Flock

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:43:13 EST

Alex Balk voted "Yes"

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

Nacho Friendly — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:42:58 EST

This is a tough match up, on the one hand you've got muscular shemales, on the other, A Rod's troubles.

Nacho Friendly

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

MrFusion — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:42:46 EST

Brady Quinn is the best thing to hit Cleveland since Spergon Wynn.

MrFusion

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CubsDynasty — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:42:41 EST

Another round in the gay bracket

CubsDynasty

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Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:41:48 EST

I'm going with Quinn just because he hasn't really played much since showing up here, and that's funny.

Also, he's clearly a fruit.

Camp Tiger Claw

SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

TheHogBlogger — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:41:01 EST

The real question is, who gets that coveted shemale demographic?

TheHogBlogger

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:40:53 EST

I'm picking the effeminate one.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Da_Mang — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:40:16 EST

CATFIGHT!!!

Da_Mang