Jamboroo, Week 11: A Quick Tribute To The Strongest Motherf--ker In The NFL - Deadspin Comments

Jamboroo, Week 11: A Quick Tribute To The Strongest Motherf--ker In The NFL

TurboSloth — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 00:41:58 EST

@UrbanShocker: not a whole hell of a lot... Do you have at least a partially functional brain and 5 other unfunny guys with the same shitty sense of humor to approve your crappy ideas? Then yeah, you're set.

TurboSloth

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TurboSloth — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 00:28:52 EST

I cannot fucking believe you ripped on sourdough pretzels. If you don't like bland, add a flavor!! Dip it in ranch or mustard if you feel the urge to mix it up, but for god's sake don't blame the pretzel for your lack of snacking creativity!

TurboSloth

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Silky John-STON! — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:22:24 EST

@@werk: Lep-er colony. Not leop-ard.

Silky John-STON!

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@werk — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:46:41 EST

In addition to the "no-gasm" mentioned above I also believe there should be a special rating higher then 5 throwgasms. What should it be called and when would it be used? Glad you asked.

When we are sure that the Purple Jesus has risen from the dead to lead the leopard colony that is the Minnesota Vikings back to respectability and along the way breaking the single game rushing record amassing over 500 yards in one game - this should be referred to as a game on the throwgasim scale as "blowing it soft" because it has to be something pretty magical to blow it soft.

WWAPD?

@werk

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:44:43 EST

@strangeffect: No, he was reading Daulerio's diary, entry dated "28th June 2006".

@El-Hadji Diouf: Torry Castellano is ridiculously attractive. But for some reason, both Donna A. & Donna R. are always ranked ahead of her.

@NoCalAl: It's hard to escape the shadow of Erase Errata & the Pattern, huh?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Chuck Knoblockhead — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:37:18 EST

It's late, but it has to be said. At least the Cassingle wasn't "Forever" by Jesse and the Rippers.

Chuck Knoblockhead

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Bo Is Not Happy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:09:19 EST

Wingdog commercial > Wingman commercial

Also, no mention of the retardedist* Coors Light gimmick ever - the snow train bringing relief to sweaty people everywhere, by simply rampaging through town unexpectedly?

"People of the world, join in... start a love train" ugghhh

* - Nonfictional words can't adequately describe how much I hate most beer commercials, especially Coors Light and Miller Lite (the More Taste League?!?)

Bo Is Not Happy

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thefuseproject — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:12:26 EST

I got out of bed before noon today.

thefuseproject

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Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:06:53 EST

God I love the jamb0roo.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:57:58 EST

@stealofthedraft:

dwarf strength > retard strength?

I say no.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:52:59 EST

yeah i fuckin grunt when i get my swell on at the gym. that's cuz everyone should fuckin' see how jacked and tan i am.

(for actual footage of bdd's gym session go to the 1:54 mark of this clip: [www.youtube.com] )

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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blackheartededitor — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:46:57 EST

This is why I work out at the "Y". Nothing there but old men who lift 20 lbs five times. I feel like an Adonis.

blackheartededitor

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MrFusion — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:44:01 EST

Thats nothing. Brady Quinn can bench twice that with his cock.

MrFusion

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Silky John-STON! — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:39:47 EST

Peter King's weekly preview was definitely dirtier than the Jamboroo:

I like their recent spunk on defense, and I think defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer will throw some interesting changeups at Jeff Garcia.

If defenders were actively spunking on me, I would be put off my game plan too. And if Zimmer can skeet on Garcia from the sideline? Jesus.

Silky John-STON!

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drewheyman — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:38:46 EST

@Silky John-STON!:

those wingman commercials were crap because the anchor was hot. if the anchor is hot, then it's not wingman duty--these are the rules.
the song was okay.

drewheyman

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Tubesteak Terrorist — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:36:04 EST

@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: Well, yeah. You wouldn't?

Tubesteak Terrorist

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:31:33 EST

@Shanknuts: Ah, but would you let Kristen Bell shit into a cup, only to then have a female friend of hers...

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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Glass_Family — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:30:19 EST

Hey Drew, thanks for taking me back to remembering every girl I knew in grades 1-12 with your whole Cassingle thing. Now I'm going to have to double my therapy.

Glass_Family

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Tubesteak Terrorist — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:28:53 EST

And I'd just like for it to be noted that I would let Kristen Bell take a shit on my chest.

Tubesteak Terrorist

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Tubesteak Terrorist — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:25:26 EST

How many cassingles can one man own?

Tubesteak Terrorist

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:25:00 EST

Shonen Knife, anyone?

Phony Gwynn

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Drew Magary — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:23:58 EST

Weightlifting? Pretzels? Coors Light? Kristen Bell and Brad Pitt? Way to sleepwalk through this one BDD.

Oh, sorry. I forgot to read YOUR GODDAMN MIND before writing it.

Drew Magary

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katolesce — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:18:51 EST

@preciousroy:

Stand tall, preciousroy.

/proud fan of Trixter

katolesce

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bigboneded — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:17:27 EST

Weightlifting? Pretzels? Coors Light? Kristen Bell and Brad Pitt? Way to sleepwalk through this one BDD.

On the other hand, Brett of The Donnas is NICE! but, if you want a real kick-ass rock chick, check out Beth Ditto of the Gossip. She'll kick your ass, then eat you, then do your wife.

bigboneded

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:12:23 EST

@preciousroy: You probably shouldn't say that like you are proud of that fact.

Michael Bertin

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stealofthedraft — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:09:52 EST

@Mikey Goes to Bollywood:
Man that dwarf can play soccer!

stealofthedraft

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:07:49 EST

Did anyone make fun of the coors light commercials with the rock song and the "twins"?

The second time they did that commercial they should have used the worlds fattest twins. Or the twins from little people big world.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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Vandelay Industries — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:05:01 EST

coors light actually advertises having the "coldest tasting beer". i didn't realize that cold was a fucking flavor

Vandelay Industries

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:04:59 EST

@Big Daddy Drew: Heh.

For my money -

Cinderella > Britny Fox

TheStarterWife

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UrbanShocker — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:04:45 EST

@3championshipsandwich:
these people are everywhere. like those frogs. 20 minutes of frogs.

otherwise, nice BDD. not as much gratuitous profanity, but those coors light press conferences are sending me over the edge. how much technical skill does that require anyway?

UrbanShocker

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koivutoakill — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:04:06 EST

@TheStarterWife: Girlschool did a guest spot with Motorhead. Lemmy seal of approval == Rock Cred.

koivutoakill

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:03:46 EST

@Big Daddy Drew: I beg to differ. Actually, I won't even beg. I'll just differ.

[en.wikipedia.org]

"Play Dirty" was the closest thing they had to a hit. And I will play bad metal trivia all day and not lose.

Michael Bertin

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muggsybogues — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:03:43 EST

@JoeyPorterAle: He's talking about pumping me up, he's talking about psyching me out, he's talking about my mother!

muggsybogues

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Sarcastro — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:02:09 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: A DODGE STRATUS!!!

Sarcastro

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Drew Magary — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:01:54 EST

@TheStarterWife: I stand corrected, then. Still, it's a good excuse to say...

AT THE GIRLSCHOOL!
'CAUSE MY BABY BROKE ALL THE RULES
AT THE GIRLSCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!

Drew Magary

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:00:19 EST

@Sarcastro: Why, a Honda CR-V. What did you think I drive?

Chamomiles Davis

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:00:01 EST

@Big Daddy Drew: No, Precious Roy is correct. He's just a rock snob (in a good way) that would know about all-female Brit metal bands that have been around since the '70s.

(And I just happen to have a co-worker obsessed with them.)

TheStarterWife

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Sarcastro — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:58:27 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: Quite nice, but what do you drive?

Sarcastro

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:56:34 EST

@Sarcastro: I CAN DO 100 PUSHUPS IN TWENTY MINUTES!

Chamomiles Davis

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OhTheHugeManatee — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:54:42 EST

FAN-TASTIC material.

OhTheHugeManatee

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Chemo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:52:41 EST

In my book, women rockers begin and end with Betty Blowtorch (listen to Shut up and Fuck):

[profile.myspace.com]

Chemo

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Silky John-STON! — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:50:47 EST

Best part of the "Wingman" ad was the concept of buying the anchor a Coors Light. In all of recorded bar history, no anchor has even been bought off with shitty beer. It's always $12 martinis, and your bro never pays you back... dammit!

Silky John-STON!

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Sarcastro — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:49:46 EST

@dismalScientist: Now, at 35, I just do pushups in my office Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Sarcastro

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Drew Magary — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:48:04 EST

Girlschool is a song by Britny Fox (a group of men), not a girl rock group.

Drew Magary

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dismalScientist — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:46:14 EST

@Sarcastro: That might be the most yinzer thing I have ever heard. Congratulations!

Luckily, I'm old enough to know that I'll never get jacked so I've moved to doing more supersets using the dumbbells, e.g. dumbbell chest press into a set of crunches into a set of dumbbell back pulls. You get in and out of the gym much much faster (resting is waste of time, do a different exercise) and never need a partner to prevent your painful and embarrassing death.

dismalScientist

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FThat — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:43:59 EST

"I like the way I'm living and I've got my reasons why. And I'm not gonna go changin'. I'm not gonna go changin'." Yeah, like buying beer other than Coors, that doesn't suck.

FThat

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Sarcastro — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:38:32 EST

Larry Allen only beat me by 40 reps at that weight. Pussy.

Sarcastro

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PenskeMaterial — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:38:01 EST

Wait, Billy Martin was a food?

PenskeMaterial

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:37:43 EST

As much as I'm looking forward to a lesbian make-out session between Kristin Bell and Hayden Panettiere on Heroes this season, there's something about her that irritates me. Her range of emotions is dictated by the Smallville acting formula for women: you're either chippy, bitchy or sullen.

Chamomiles Davis

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Illegal Immigrant — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:37:28 EST

...Althought the rest of the post was quite good. More Kristen Bell photos for all!

Illegal Immigrant

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:37:01 EST

@libertariot-x: as someone who sweats a lot and takes care to wipe down the machine after use, I know how to deal with that brand of asshole: just leave and not wipe the sweat off.

@David Hume: that's always fun. My gym has a lot of frat boys who wish they were athletes, and that kind of one-upmanship is good.

@JoeyPorterAle: +1

Signal to Noise

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stealofthedraft — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:36:31 EST

I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.
/Avril Lavigne

stealofthedraft

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:36:24 EST

@MitchKayak: Affirmed, affirmed, VERY affirmed. Temporarily not affirmed.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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Illegal Immigrant — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:36:04 EST

I hear...Big Daddy Drew is running out of ideas for the Jamboroo and is resorting to talking about over-the-hill lineman's squatting ability. Although we should've seen it coming from a Gay Mafia member.

Illegal Immigrant

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finite_elephant — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:35:42 EST

The same suicide/homicide legend was a side story (featuring Steve Allen IIRC) in an episode of the much-missed Homicide: Life on the Street. One of the MEs told it in a bar at an ME convention.

finite_elephant

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G.G. — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:35:06 EST

@PeteJäyhawk™:

Beats the hell out of me. All I know is that they are in no way affiliated with one another.

G.G.

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Sarcastro — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:33:22 EST

A little benchpress advice: Never, under any circumstances, try to max out when lifting at home, in your boxers, without a spotter. Three things are going to happen: You'll fuck your wrist quite badly, you'll be wondering who will find your mostly nude corpse, and you'll seriously damage the floor of your apartment when you finally roll the wight down to your hips and dump it.

Sarcastro

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Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:33:10 EST

I messed up my shoulder when I was a kid and as a result can barely bench press the bar. Thank Christ I went to a high school there were fewer jocks than Lilith Fair.

/1998

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan

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Matt_T — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:32:22 EST

@Big Daddy Drew: I'm pretty sure they sell those Cinnabon pretzels at the Georgia Dome.

Matt_T

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JoeyPorterAle — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:31:24 EST

@Signal to Noise:

You make too much noise! Has to be very quiet in here, like in a Church!

JoeyPorterAle

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:30:34 EST

You're gonna mention Vixen but snub Girlschool?

Weak.

Michael Bertin

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Drew Magary — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:30:27 EST

Drew, you should know that in NYC, at the Regal Cinemas in Battery
Park, you can get a soft pretzel that has a Cinnabon baked into the
middle.

Holy fuck, you just blew my mind.

Drew Magary

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Balls State Explorer — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:29:28 EST

BDD has hit so many hot buttons today; where to start without getting all SSW?

Coors Light radio ads...they sponsor the Raiders, so I hear them often. Overwritten, overacted impossible scenarios, followed by "Wait, the label turned blue?"
Horrible.

The Donnas...I was trying to describe the fat chick in the Donnas to my son and his friends (all Bay Area musicians), and their immediate response was, "They're all fat!"

As a once serious lifter you are spot on!

Balls State Explorer

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:29:19 EST

@3championshipsandwich: In the words of the immortal Big Daddy Drew last week after a poor Young Guns/Tombstone comparison:

pick up your shit and get the fuck out of here!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Libertariot — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:28:36 EST

@Signal to Noise:

They aren't as bad as "I'm gonna take a 10-minute break from this machine and as soon as you think I'm through with it, run over and stare you down while you try to use it" guy. Seriously, that guy can blow me.

Libertariot

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BDoc — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:26:05 EST

Unfortunately, Dolphins fans will not be able to view anymore MOTW's because the play on the field has rendered them blind.

BDoc

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David Hume — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:25:19 EST

@Signal to Noise: More offensive than the douchebags who only do the bench press (and grunt VERY loudly while doing so)
who usually are: wearing expensive Nike or sleeveless shirts, scowling/looking as hardcore as possible and doing less than 200 lbs.

I get immeasurable pleasure from adding a plate and popping out a set in relative silence, particularly since I'm built more like Darren Sproles than Jameel Cook.

David Hume

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morrisalmondjoy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:23:37 EST

My bad, should have kept reading.

morrisalmondjoy

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Drew Magary — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:22:02 EST

Annoyed ladies, here's your working link to a shirtless Brad Pitt.

[data1.blog.de]

Drew Magary

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morrisalmondjoy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:21:03 EST

Larry Allen's strength is easily surpassed by Pat Robertson and the awesome power held within his daily protein shake:

[cbs.sportsline.com]

morrisalmondjoy

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:20:55 EST

What's a gym?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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Johnny LaRue — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:20:31 EST

Any other macho macho men out there recall the second weightlifting rite of passage in high school (circa late 1970s)? i.e. lifting the entire "stack" of weights on a Universal machine? The last plate said "200" I think (the first one said "40" which was curious), so we liked to pretend we were benching "at least 220" because that piece of s**t hollow-pipe-cut-in-half "barbell" EASILY weighed 20 pounds.

I hated that fucking machine. I have recurrent left deltoid issues to this day that I trace back to trying to move the goddamn stack.

Oh, and all you little stocky fuckers with short arms who moved the stack with ease? I hate you even more.

Johnny LaRue

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UseTheForceLukeWalton — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:19:24 EST

@3championshipsandwich:
Iracane, take note of this statement.

UseTheForceLukeWalton

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katolesce — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:18:55 EST

@3championshipsandwich:

If by "greatest", you mean horribly pretentious and amateurish screenwriting, then I'm on board with that statement.

I watched that movie, and the next morning I had a green bowel movement. I'm pretty sure there's a connection.

katolesce

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MitchKayak — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:18:54 EST

Kristen Bell in HD makes me very happy in the pants.

MitchKayak

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Adonis — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:18:47 EST

Just me, or did the Jamboroo have that extra edge this week?

Almost like he did a line of fireants with Ozzy.

Adonis

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:16:56 EST

More offensive than the douchebags who only do the bench press (and grunt VERY loudly while doing so) are the mirror-lovers who do crunches and such with the free-weights in front of the wall-length mirror.

Unfortunately these guys are always right next to the treadmills.

Signal to Noise

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:16:48 EST

@tuckpendleton: Is that true? I work across the street from there. Might have to start taking my long lunches there.

crazyjoedavola

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stealofthedraft — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:16:31 EST

@Decided Schematic Advantage:
Iggy's hung. He had the clap once, too.
/Please shoot me

stealofthedraft

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kayceebk — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:14:58 EST

@Im a people person. Who drinks.: You only need one.

kayceebk

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kayceebk — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:14:33 EST

@StevieY19: If your beer is under 45 degrees, it's hiding something. Like the fact that it's crap.

kayceebk

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iHaveaRagingTebowner — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:13:57 EST

Magnolia is one of the greatest films of the last 10 years.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

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JoeyPorterAle — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:13:40 EST

@thedirty d:

No Lita Ford in the rotation?

JoeyPorterAle

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:13:26 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

Are you suggesting a "No"-Gasm?

Gourmet Spud

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blainer — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:13:25 EST

No pix of Vixen "for the guys?" Weak.

blainer

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GyroBallsDeep — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:13:18 EST

@public enemy #1: I've still got it on video at home, its gotta be somewhere on youtube too.

GyroBallsDeep

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:12:37 EST

Coors Light ads < Schmitt's Gay ads
[youtube.com]

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:10:12 EST

@GyroBallsDeep:

This chick's rockin' your bro on the dance floor.
But she's towing an anchor.
A junior investment banker.
Who's talkin' about herself and not
much more.
Oh
So buy her a beer,
its the reason you're here:
Mighty Wingman
You're taking one for the team,
so your buddy can live the dream:
Wingmaaaaaaaaaaaan

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:10:01 EST

WE HEAR... that Joe Gibbs calls plays for the Redskins first by consulting Al Saunders, then consulting Joe Bugel, then consulting Dan Snyder, then consulting a rosary, then consulting the referee, then consulting his dog Jimbo, then consulting strangers in the crowd after burning a timeout.

You forgot that he also consults the other team's defensive coordinator.

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:09:12 EST

"Boy, I sure am hungry. I could really go for something bland! Something that tastes stale! Petrified, even! "

The line that made Drew fall in love with his wife all over again.

Matt Sussman

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Fuck Lion — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:08:39 EST

What about the Coors Light press conference commercials? They inspired Mike Gundy parodies, which is boss.

Fuck Lion

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:08:34 EST

Yeah... but how many cock pushups can you do?

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:07:33 EST

I think we need a rating lower than 1 throwgasm for Rams at Niners. I'd be more entertained watching two armless guys box.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:07:12 EST

@GyroBallsDeep: I still have that mp3 somewhere.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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GyroBallsDeep — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:06:11 EST

Can we admit that Coors did have one good commercial?

"This chicks rocking your bro.. on the dance floor. But she's towing an anchor..."

GyroBallsDeep

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DennyCrane — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:04:35 EST

My exercise consists of Wii Boxing.

DennyCrane

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Babcocksure — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:04:22 EST

@thedirty d: ran out of...dammit!

Babcocksure

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ClownForPound — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:03:25 EST

Combos.

When I first saw pictures of old-school KISS, I definitely expected them to sound more ass-stompingly righteous. What I got was "Christine Sixteen." Kinda like when Lovie Smith speaks.

ClownForPound

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Babcocksure — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:03:06 EST

I worked for a magazine called "Women Who Rock". after the 5th Melissa Etheridge / Pat Benetar cover, we ran out or "Women who Rock". Sorry Drew but Wendy Case just doesn't sell magazines...

Babcocksure

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JoeyPorterAle — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:02:46 EST

@PeteJäyhawk™:

130 or so miles

JoeyPorterAle

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:01:38 EST

my version of the "shrug": The upright row (done with a barbell). It pulls your arms in tight and flexes the chest muscles so that you totally look like you have pecs.

Also: cleveland vs. baltimore might not actually be all that bad.

and regarding the gametime snack:
No love for 7 layer dip?

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Old No.7 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:00:54 EST

It's a beer ad. It's not fucking hard. Start with a monkey. Then show some tits. Then make a dick joke. Then cut to product. See? Gold. Yet these guys constantly fuck it up.

Preach, preacher!

Old No.7

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CubsDynasty — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:58:11 EST

1. Show breasts in beer commercial
2. . . .
3. Profit

CubsDynasty

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Pete Gaines — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:57:54 EST

Is Snyder's of Hanover...Snyder's of Berlin...what's the fucking difference?

Pete Gaines

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jwaves2007 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:56:14 EST

Ah, the sweet tingling of the jambaroo is like preperation H to the ass raping that the SSW gives me..what?

jwaves2007

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flubby — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:55:45 EST

@Phony Gwynn: Frank T.J. Mackey says RESPECT THE COCK!!!

flubby

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:55:43 EST

@ArkansasFred: Good God, that is the most infuriatingly annoying line in the history of motion pictures.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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JoeyPorterAle — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:55:05 EST

What, no reason to fire up the bong for Packer fan basement dwellers?

JoeyPorterAle

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StevieY19 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:53:09 EST

@StuScott Booyahs: I doubt it. I saw the same thing on a can of Labatt Blue once. I understand Coors' stunts are terrible, but people actually follow its lead?

StevieY19

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:52:11 EST

@tuckpendleton: They also serve fried chicken sundaes.

StuScott Booyahs

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tuckpendleton — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:51:05 EST

Drew, you should know that in NYC, at the Regal Cinemas in Battery Park, you can get a soft pretzel that has a Cinnabon baked into the middle.

tuckpendleton

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:50:15 EST

@Great Odins Raven:

No mistaking it, we're just two guys...

Gourmet Spud

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El Knob Grande — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:50:07 EST

Iggy Pop has a penis?

El Knob Grande

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:49:21 EST

The Opus suicide story was one of the inspirations behind Magnolia, a movie made me want to jump off a ten-story building. How's that for irony?

Fucking hated that movie.

When Tom Cruise is the best thing in a movie, you know you're in trouble.

I'm looking forward to There Will Be Blood, though.

Phony Gwynn

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Great Odins Raven — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:49:19 EST

There are no dumbbells here, just my balls.

Great Odins Raven

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LitiGrrl30 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:48:51 EST

@public enemy #1:
Agreed.

LitiGrrl30

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heyzeus — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:48:26 EST

I salute your gratuitous use of "fuck." Fuckin' impressive.

heyzeus

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The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:48:01 EST

The drummer for the Donnas is the hottest anyways.

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:48:00 EST

It's dangerous to confuse bloggers with angels.

ArkansasFred

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:47:54 EST

@StevieY19: On a side note, is there anything more f*cking useless than the Coors bottle that turns blue when it's cold? Whatever happened to the old fashioned "grasping the bottle with your f*cking hand" technique?

StuScott Booyahs

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sir_pantsalot — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:47:46 EST

You are supposed to dip the pretzels in mustard. Still ii is not on par with a cheeto but much much better.

sir_pantsalot

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your creepy uncle — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:47:15 EST

I'd rather watch The Apostle than pretty much any of those bullshit games this week.

your creepy uncle

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:47:14 EST

Dammit, I'm a goddamn pussy.

@TheStarterWife: That would make me Larry Allen.

Greek McPapadopoulos

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:46:41 EST

Giants at Lions: Winner stays afloat in wild card race; loser realizes that their entire season is one bad joke.

Rob Iracane

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:46:18 EST

+1, BDD

Another solid effort

StuScott Booyahs

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:45:59 EST

@GirlLegal29: Just like women who have normal shapes and gargantuan calf muscles.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:44:49 EST

I loved Kirsten Bell on Deadwood. I mean, before she got eaten by the pigs.

Gourmet Spud

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LitiGrrl30 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:44:40 EST

@GirlLegal29: Sorry, misplaced end quotation mark.

LitiGrrl30

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:43:46 EST

The Apostle was a great work of fiction. Bring on the male prostitutes and crystal meth.

crazyjoedavola

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J-No — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:43:36 EST

I fell asleep during the Apostle in the theater. The guy I was with had to wake me up when it was over.

Also, the Brad Pitt picture doesn't open.

J-No

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strangeffect — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:43:28 EST

@Hank Africa:
It's all good.

strangeffect

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LitiGrrl30 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:43:21 EST

@public enemy #1: The bench press. Seriously...just a psa to all the guys who are not in particularly good shape--and the only thing they do at the gym is the bench press--you aren't impressing the ladies. Girls like a little symmetry--big pecks, a big gut, and skinny legs are not a good combination. Sure, looks alone are not the only thing that attracts women*, but at the gym women cannot see how strong your "personality is."

*This may or may not be true.

LitiGrrl30

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Jordan Ginsberg — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:42:50 EST

@strangeffect:

God damn it.

Jordan Ginsberg

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Jordan Ginsberg — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:42:33 EST

Being the only two survivors in a nuclear holocaust was a good one. Saving her from being raped was also big. I also liked to fantasize about foiling a terrorist plot to take over the school, ala "Toy Soldiers," and receiving sex from her as gratitude. Those were all solid fantasies. I had issues.

So this is what it's like when doves cry.

Jordan Ginsberg

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StevieY19 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:42:14 EST

Fuck yes on the Coors commercials. "We have the coldest beer.." I hate that.

StevieY19

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Grimey — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:41:14 EST

So the unsuccessful suicide pool just became a successful homicide pool?

Grimey

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Captain Caveman — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:41:07 EST

The game breakdowns are shorter and fewer each week! You're not the regular nurse! These kids with their wheels!

Captain Caveman

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GorgeForeman — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:41:07 EST

Now, that's a column.

GorgeForeman

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strangeffect — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:40:57 EST

Have you been reading my diary again?!

strangeffect

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Matt_T — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:40:34 EST

Damn, and I was going to give the cheddar pretzel nub as a counter argument.

And damn Marshawn Lynch for getting injured

Matt_T

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:39:37 EST

This isn't Blogdome!

Rob Iracane

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drewheyman — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:38:27 EST

can i say that i seriously can't stand all the prison lifters in the weight room who benchpress 80 pounds like 100 times?

like daddy drew and orange cat drew say, lift some weight or get out of the way. i have tv to watch, i can't spend 3 hours on benchpress.

drewheyman

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:37:40 EST

@TheStarterWife: No! They should head down to Curves so the gym won't be so crowded.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:37:31 EST

@TheStarterWife: (At least your body weight.)

TheStarterWife

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:36:45 EST

@public enemy #1: Do they only weigh 135 pounds? Because he only people who should be able to ONLY bench 135 are women and fly-weight rowers.

(Bench your body weight people. Sheesh.)

TheStarterWife

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Civil Negligence — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:35:37 EST

Little known fact: BDD would rather spin or do jazzercise than bench.

Civil Negligence

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:33:11 EST

There are guys at my Gold's that can't bench 135. I feel so ashamed for them.

The Apostle is a great movie.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:32:27 EST

Well, I'm officially a pussy. Thanks Drew!

Phony Gwynn

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theothermatt — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:31:20 EST

so we follow the gay SHOTY voting with a post from the gay mafia? that shit is ###

theothermatt

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Stay Away From Oprah — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:31:09 EST

I just got done taking a partial squat. I still don't feel right. I'll probably take a full squat in another hour.

Stay Away From Oprah