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The Last Chapter Of The Aubrey Huff Saga

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Yesterday, I told you how the Orioles played a Stooges song when gun-totin’, Bible-thumpin’ Luke Scott came to the plate in the fourth inning in Monday’s opener. “I Wanna Be Your Dog” got me to thinking: how about Punk Rock Night at Camden Yards?

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TheGeneral — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:40:21 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: with this late push, he's at least an 8 seed.

TheGeneral

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TheGeneral — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:39:07 EST

Photographer: "Alright, show us how you jerk it!"

TheGeneral

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Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:21:03 EST

Okay so like you, I came back to this thread because I got thrown out the first time I passed through. After some research, I found a Music Video performance by this Melissa of the Midwest [www.megarotic.com] .

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MrMoustache — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:42:31 EST

Hmmm, Melissa Midwest or Midwest Mandy?
[www.midwestmandy.com]

MrMoustache

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crap — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:12:07 EST

No, you needed to use Kige's face to censor.

crap

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Juancho — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:30:46 EST

@I Party With Smoot: you have web skills, I can tell.

Juancho

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LostinTheOffice — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:27:31 EST

Obviously these two gentlemen are threatening oscar de la hoya to give this woman her clothes back. I am confused why they put Aubrey Huff's face on David Wells' body.

LostinTheOffice

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:19:23 EST

@I Party With Smoot: You work for MSG?

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I Party With 33765-183 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:15:00 EST

@Juancho: Let's just say that I'm allowed to look at her site...

...encouraged actually.

I Party With 33765-183

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:10:59 EST

@JoeyPorterAle: Does said amusement park include Mr. Toad's Pantsless ride?

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McCroskey — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:10:34 EST

What you missed while trying Rock Band at the local Best Buy with a bunch of work buddies

Huff, breasts, Parker Lewis

McCroskey

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:09:41 EST

I am unimpressed by your watch.
/Matt Leinart

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Herbies_Wingman — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:08:58 EST

well looks liek my boss is sending me out of the office on a permanent vacation...thanks Will

Herbies_Wingman

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Juancho — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:06:33 EST

@I Party With Smoot: lately? what, do you work at a strip club?

Juancho

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:04:02 EST

@Upstate Underdog: It looks like something you get out of a machine for a quarter.

In fact, I'm entirely convinced that face plate is a sticker.

Phony Gwynn

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:03:49 EST

So, BDD, how does her muff-stubble measure up?

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Rich Kotite Banged Your Mom — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:03:15 EST

As a Baltimore City resident, I'd love to drink this fucking over-paid utility asshole under the table at any of the fine establishments this city has to offer ... He can't stay out past nine because he has no tolerance, no woman buys that he's a pro ball-player when they see his bitch-tits and $12 haircut and everybody knows Kyle Boller runs the party scene in this city.

Aubrey - and most of the athletes that play in this city - live in a mostly-jewish suburb called Owings Mills, where there isn't night-life past 9 p.m. But that's not the city. That's like Eli saying there's no night-life in Manhattan, as he commutes to Madison, NJ on the Amtrak line.

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JoeyPorterAle — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:03:07 EST

@ballsattack:

Huff said he spent a lot of his time lying around treating his body like some kind of amusement park, that's about the level of fitness one would expect.

JoeyPorterAle

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:02:05 EST

@ballsattack: With Pedro Martinez on her other side.

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I Party With 33765-183 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:00:53 EST

I think I've seen more naked people on Deadspin lately than I have here at work.

Bravo, Will. Bravo.

I Party With 33765-183

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:57:53 EST

@ballsattack: I'm here to help.

Weed Against Speed

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Juancho — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:57:18 EST

@Weed Against Speed: so, both that aren't the chick?

Juancho

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ballsattack — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:55:53 EST

@Weed Against Speed: Thanks. That clears it up.

ballsattack

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Midwestern-City_Water-Vapor — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:54:25 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Wu-tang! Wu-tang!

/obscure reference

Midwestern-City_Water-Vapor

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buttons — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:54:12 EST

@In Flagrante Delicto: Letters From Home's not Mellencamp, it's John Michael Montgomery.

Now, everyone point and laugh at the resident hick.

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:52:27 EST

@ballsattack: The one that looks like a total douchebag...

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ballsattack — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:50:37 EST

Wait which one is Aubrey?

ballsattack

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In Flagrante Delicto — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:50:16 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: The Nedley Mandingo song parody "Horseshit Town" (sung to the tune of Huff's own country version of a Mellencamp song - "Letters from Home"... thankfully NOT "Our Country") has yet to appear online. I, for one, will be disappointed if it does not warrant another post.

Huff for SHOTY.

In Flagrante Delicto

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:49:30 EST

The important thing here is that this is a victory for the children. And by "children" I mean "porn star."

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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Tubesteak Terrorist — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:48:26 EST

I'd like to have sexual relations with her.

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ballsattack — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:47:19 EST

Baseball players do have marvelous physiques. Imagine CC Sabathia in that picture.

ballsattack

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:47:18 EST

@Phony Gwynn: Swatches ?

UpstateUnderdog

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:46:58 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

Might as well start working on his Deadspin HOF plaque already.

UkraineNotWeak

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Juancho — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:46:22 EST

@Phony Gwynn: +1 for a turntable reference.

Juancho

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Juancho — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:45:56 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: they're just really weird STD bumps.

Juancho

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:45:53 EST

What the hell is up with that watch? Is it made by Numark?

Phony Gwynn

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DennyCrane — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:44:55 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Affirmed. Huff for SHOTY!

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DennyCrane — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:44:31 EST

I'm so glad I'm the only one left at work.

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:44:14 EST

Let's get serious, a week ago "Huffin' it" wasn't even part of our vocabulary. Now 3 posts later he should be a late entry to the SHOTY bracket and you want to tell me this is the last we'll hear from him? I think not.

The saga continues.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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JohnCocktosten — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:43:51 EST

Most annoying thing about the picture? The lack of a belt on both Aubrey and Melissa.

/End of pet peeve rant

JohnCocktosten

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:40:29 EST

Are they supposed to be flexing or are they getting ready to punch her in the snatch ? Because it looks like someone forgot their muscles at home.

UpstateUnderdog

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:39:51 EST

Aubrey Huff: No seriously, I'm a major league baseball player.

Melissa Midwest: Really? What team?

Aubrey Huff: The Baltimore Orioles.

(photo snapped, catching Melissa's reaction)

Weed Against Speed

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Moonshine Mike — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:37:53 EST

@twoeightnine: A live blog you'll need kleenex for...

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In Flagrante Delicto — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:36:51 EST

Spiceboy is the master cocksman.

In Flagrante Delicto

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:34:12 EST

And if you take off her pants? Mariotti.

OchentaYcinco

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twoeightnine — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:33:08 EST

Dibs on the liveblog.:

NEXT WEBCAM SHOW :
Sunday - November 18, @ 8:30 PM EST

twoeightnine

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wehadababyitsaboy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:32:20 EST

definitely the closest skip bayless has ever been to a pair of breasts

wehadababyitsaboy

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:32:16 EST

The Skip heads are on the wrong person.

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:32:15 EST

Aubrey is such a gay name for a dude.

ArkansasFred

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:31:40 EST

Guess who just became the office pervert! Thanks, Deadspin!

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Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:30:56 EST

Oh yeah, now change the front page photo. Could you explain that to the

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Christmas Ape — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:30:03 EST

Ugh, at least I know all the purple camo in Baltimore serves some functional use.

Christmas Ape

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Shorty — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:30:03 EST

No,Chick,Maybe

Shorty

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Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:29:54 EST

I question the selection of the this Deadspin Widescreen on the main page, but I applaud the linkage to a Porn Stars homepage. Off to Google I go to do some 'research', as I am going to be ejected from the place of real research.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®